Cybered

by lexidol

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Pipsqueak, Random, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1353

A moon princess just released from her namesake was sent a new laptop by her friend Pip, and they decide to experiment with Hoofgle, however, things don't go as planned...

Luna had been given a laptop, but when Pip decides to show her some different sites on the internet, he suggests she try a number of different things. These consisted of selfies to online gaming, but there was one activity that caught her eye, and it doesn't go as planned...
*Story does not contain actual *detailed* cybering, just reactions and some little tidbits. Sorry ^w^*
*WARNING: Contains some sisterly fluff and (obviously) some sexual themes, as well as Harry Potter sized paragraphs! Reader's discretion is advised!*

Published 2015-06-28 18:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-28 18:40:02 UTC

Chapter ~ 1 ~ Enabled

"So I just type 'sexy plots' into the search engine?" A curious blue alicorn turned to a smiling, multicolored colt that had given her the order.

"Ya-huh! I always search it up, Princess! It's super-duper-uber fun to watch all the mares!" Luna blinked and began to type. About a moon after she met Pip, he had sent her this amazing contraption called... called.... well, she couldn't recall the name at the moment, but it was an amazing little piece of tech. She sighed and pressed the 'Enter' button. Closing her eyes, she winced as the page loaded. Before the Moon Princess' eyes were gifs, photos, and even videos of mares shaking their hind-quarters. Startled, Luna shouted in the royal canterlot voice.
"WHAT IS THIS WRETCHED ACTIVITY THESE ACURSED MARES ARE PERFORMING!?" Pip smiled and answered sweetly to the Princess.
"I tink it 'sh called twerkin' princess! Mares do it so dey' can get stallions' attention I tink!" Luna gasped and glared at the screen.
"These horrid mares dare use their bodies as a TROPHY?!" Pip shrugged, his smile never wavering. The sun slowly began to set, and Luna would need to raise the moon soon, as it was her duty for centuries.

"Pip, I must go raise the moon soon. You are free to remain in my quarters while I do so on the Lunar balcony!" Pip smiled and nodded.

"Sure Princess! I have one more thing for ya before you do that though! When ya get back the real fun can begin!" The lunar princess smiled. This colt was so caring and friendly towards her.

"Very well, Pip. My sister could set the sun a little slower this night. It is always more lovely when she does so..." Luna gazed at the screen.
"What is next, Pip?" The colt smirked, and replied.

"Look up 'cyber chats', Princess!" The Princess did so, but the Hoofgle page loaded slowly, showing a slow loading bar on the tab.
After at least 5 minutes of hoof-tapping and grunting, the page loaded. There were several sites, such as 'The Clop' or 'Chat with Hot, Sexy mares now!' Appalled, the Princess turned to Pip, who was scanning the sites with interest. After a few moments of looking, Pip smirked and tapped a site by the name of 'Cyber-Chat'.

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The sun was lowered, and the moon risen. Luna had not strayed from the laptop since the chat began. The stallion on the other side was kinky... enticing... interesting... Luna couldn't tear herself away! Pip had left the room once Luna began the chat, as to give her privacy for when the fun really started.

"Oh... OH! That's what a 'lube' is! How interesting!" Luna exclaimed with wonder. Oh what joy! This stallion was teaching her things she never thought possible! So many items, so many methods! They even 'cybered' a little! She couldn't wait for the next event!

Author's Note

This took some time to write with the punctuation, (and distractions) but I did my best with my sorta-good grammar knowledge!
I suggest listening to Unity TheFatRat whilst reading this story, as it adds to the goofy and energetic atmosphere!

This is my first MLP:FIM Fanfiction, so I hope all goes well! c:

Chapter ~ 2 ~ Found Out

This had been a VERY interesting evening. This stallion was a master with his words! Oh, how delicate and gentle he was... She was madly typing on the keyboard, eager for his next message. Luna was trying to keep her identity a secret, but that was for naught, as the next message made her blood run cold...
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Chat-log:
[Chat very inappropriate for foals]
11:50 PM- *Shiningsun177: U r so pretty, bby
11:51 PM- *Wuwuwemmon1305: U 2 bby
11:57 PM- *Shiningsun177: Sister?
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Luna gasped and quickly typed in a reply, then slammed shut her computer. She whimpered and hid under her bed. Pip would be in bed now, her sister had caught her cybering, and she was too scared to go on the laptop for comfort. All she could do now was hope they were joking and that she wasn't really caught by the Sun Princess... her sister.... And if it was, it would explain the username... maybe if she had made her username less revealing she wouldn't be in this situation.

Hours later, her sister had found her under her bed sobbing uncontrollably. Luna had been dragged away by both Lunar and Solar guards to Celestia's quarters for judgement by her sister.

"So... dear sister." Celestia's voice was crisp and sweet as an apple, but cold all the same. The ticking of the grandfather clock followed the absence of Luna's voice. "I saw you were trying something knew." Luna, after this, began to sniffle softly.

"I AM SO SORRY SISTER! PLEASE, DON'T SEND ME BACK TO THE WRETCHED MOON!" Celestia became crestfallen.

"But sister, why would I send you to the moon for being curious? I am not our mother, I don't care what you view on the canternet as long as it doesn't threaten your well-being or harm you in any way." Luna settled down at this. Was her sister... having mercy on her?

"But sister! The things we..." Celestia smiled gently and signaled with her hoof for her sister to quiet down.

"Luna, bondage and chain-whips are the least of what I'm worried about. I just want you to feel comfortable in this new society, this new world. You were gone for a millennium, and I want you to learn all you can so you can become a true Princess again, a true member of modern society..." Luna smiled softly, and stood up. She began to sob softly and she hugged her older sister, who wrapped her large, angelic wings around her younger, darker sister. "Luna, you know I would never send you to the moon again... I had to do it because I needed to protect Equestria... If I could have, I would have separated the nightmare from you and you wouldn't have to hurt for a thousand years on your own moon!" Celestia soon began to tear up herself. They sat there for what seemed like moons, and hugged each other closely. Celestia was the one to break the hug. "If you want, you can stay in my quarters for tonight... you seem like you need to be near." Luna smiled softly, wiped her eyes, and nodded.

"Thank you, Celestia." Celestia smiled, and wiped the bangs from Luna's bangs. They sat for a long moment before Luna broke the silence.

"Uhm... sister?" Celestia smiled and looked her in the eyes.

"Yes, little sister?" Luna awkwardly smiled.

"Could... could you keep that chat a secret..?" Celestia chuckled.

"But of course! And if you decide in the future otherwise, we could share with Twilight this experience as to teach her about friendship!" Luna snuggled up to her sister, who lit up the fireplace near the bed.

"A-And also, Tia... We could try this thing called 'Online Gaming' tomorrow after the dignitaries from Zebrica leave.... if you'd like though, sister." Celestia nuzzled her sister.

"Of course I will... now try to rest, little sister. We will be conjuring the first eclipse in a long while... You can move the moon over the sun, as it is your duty." Luna nodded and nuzzled her sister back.

"Of course." She laid her head down and rested under Celestia's wing.

Meanwhile...

Pip snickered as he opened Luna's laptop in her vacant room. He typed in the URL box 'wwe.youpon3.ctn'. This was going to be a wild, wild, night...
Many ponies living in the Canterlot Castle and the nobility living nearby reported that they heard wild howling and lots of hoof-clopping that night. The case has never been solved to this day.

~End~
(Or is it?)

Author's Note

I prefer to write short stories, as they're easier to focus on and I won't stray away from them, but who knows? Maybe when I get used to the site, I'll write some semi-long and long stories for your enjoyment!