the adventures of corrupt

Corrupt Cake sat in Sugar Cube Corner living w/his "relatives"(corrupt is carrot cakes 15th uncle 12 times removed(changelings age very slowly in this story)).  The cakes(who had taken him in out of the kindness of their hearts with the condition that he would work the night shift(changelings are nocturnal in this story too.)). Corrupt sat on a stool with pinkie pie who was planning a party for scootaloo whose birthday was coming up soon. Pinkie pie looks up at Corrupt and says "Hey corrupt what flavor should scootaloos' cake be?" Being a changeling corrupt could not speak w/out his translator (which he had misplaced).

  All corrupt could say at the moment was levitate his glasses on and "hiss" pinkie pie replied "oh right silly! i forgot i borrowed your translator! let me go get it for you".

pinkie pie gets up and leaves the room.

"Sheesh". Corrupt thought. "Ponies call me the freak. Well At least she's nice to me so i guess i will do the same. We are "family" i guess." Just then corrupt heard a small groan from behind him. Corrupt turns around and sees pound cake looking sleepily at him. corrupt gets a confused expression as he walks over and thinks "what are you doing awake pound?" Pound rubbing his eyes softly says

"I cant sweep I had a buh-bad dweam". Corrupt gives him a look that is  mixture of pity and apology. Corrupt gestures for pound to come sit with him. Pound takes the invitation. Pinkie pie walks in with a tub of icing and says in a cheerful tone "Pound cake we are gonna make sure that you will not go to sleep tonight!"

Pound looking curiously at the tub says "Auntie pinkie? Wha-whats with tha-!?"

Just then pinkie pie jams a spoonful of icing into pounds mouth and instantly he puts out this ray of pure happiness(and sugar rush) . "Wow!! th-that stuh-stuff is good!" pound cake says.

"I know right." pinkie pie says offering a spoonful to corrupt who cautiously takes it.

"Wha-wha--what flavor is that?" pound asks

"Cherry vanilla lime cola!" pinkie pie replies "It's my own recipe. The main ingredient is 2 bags of sugar (exaggerated whisper) "IT'S A SECRET " She proudly announces.

"pinkie pie" says carrot cake who awoke from all the noise. "No offense but that sounds like heart attack and diabetes had a child."

"I know" pinkie replied "But it tastes wonderfully super duper yummy in our tummies!!!" Pinkie pie said in a silly-song voice as music seemed to come out of nowhere.

"where does that music come from pinkie pie? Asked Cupcake.

"Heck if i knooooooow!" pinkie pie sang as she bounced around the room.

"Auntie pinkie pie the others are tw tw twying to suh-sleep". Pound cake said in a sullen tone with his broken english.

"Oopsie daisies!" Pinkie pie said in a loud tone.

Corrupt hissed at her and she seemed to get the message.

"oopsies sorry everypony" pinkie pie said. "Hey! i gotta great and fun idea!" "What? asked pound and corrupt in unison. "Ok we need to get outside  with all of the frosting and glazes."

"Pinkie pie" carrot said, "What are you up to?

"You'll see!" pinkie pie says cheerfully leaving the room momentarily and then hopping back with her party cannon(and gummy hanging off of her mane). Corrupt let out a long sigh.

"I come all the way to ponyville and relinquish the sanctity of my hive for this? Being a baker? And all for what. Some lousy bits?". (end of chapter one).