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"Wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mare! Wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mare! Wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mare!"

Discord in a dress shirt and tie slides in front of wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mares with a big grin.

"Hi i'm Discord, President and CEO of Discord's Wacky Inflatable Foreleg Flailing Tube Mare Emporium and Warehouse." Discord waves his arm skyward.

"Thanks to a materializing error with chaos magic I am currently overstocked with wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mares and I am passing the savings on to yoouuuu!" Discord finishes with his arms stretched wide above him, shaking his mismatched hands and all with that ever-present grin on his face.

"Attract customers to your business." A wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mare is shown next to Carousel Boutique. Customers coming inside in droves.

"Make a splash at your next presentation." A wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mare is shown next to Applejack as she and Big Mac talk about their farm.

"Keep Grandma company." A wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mare is having tea with a smiling Celestia.

"Protect your crops."
"Confuse your neighbors."

"Zebra? Hail a cabpony!" A wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mare hails a cabpony in Manehatten for a Zebra.

"Tesitfy in Celestia's Church."

"Or just raise the roof!" A wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mare is partying in a rave thrown by Vinyl Scratch.

"Whatever your wacky inflatable foreleg flailing tube mare needs are! So come on down to Discord's Wacky Inflatable Foreleg Flailing Tube Mare Emporium and Warehouse!"