Okay, so, my life so far has been a little wierd. Somehow, I ended up in Equestria. And I am for some reason a house. But not just any house, THE monster house. Like from the movie? Anyway, after a while, I figure out how to move around, and move the things around me.

However, ponies start noticeing me ( it's not every day a spooky looking house suddenly appears), and I start thinking 'since I'm here, i might as well have a little fun' This will either end really badly or Extremely badly.