Twilight Sparkle Meets the Balloon Maniac

by The_Light_Is_Dying

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 248

Twilight Sparkle must battle evil balloon Pinkie Pie! Or is she really evil, but just really annoying and craving some friends?

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there was a Princess named Twilight Sparkle, and an evil pink balloon pony entered Ponyville and trapped everypony in balloons. That angered the Princess and a battle broke loose in the usually happy town of Ponyville….POP!!!! "Oops," Says the author, "I think I just popped my birthday balloon."

Wait, that doesn't sound right….

It was just another day in Ponyville, and Twilight was bored out of her mind. She flipped through spell books and regular books, she called up friends and ate chips, she surfed the channels and the web…but of course, Ponyville doesn't stay boring all the time. And before she knows it, she has to battle a giant Pinkie Pie made of balloons who traps everypony in balloons! Well, maybe this Pinkie Balloon Pie character isn't so evil as everypony thinks. Maybe. We don't know yet, but maybe she's just super annoying and weird and is just craving some friends? I mean, how many friends does a balloon have? Especially if she traps everypony in balloons and– well…you get the point, so let's just get on to the story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-29 14:42:31 UTC

Chapter BALLOON!!!

   It was another one of those DAYS. Those DAYS, you know? Those DAYS where everyone feels lazy and bored and can't seem to stop surfing the web. Well, today was one of those DAYS to Twilight Sparkle. She sat at her desk, her hooves clicking and clacking as they hit the buttons on her Hooftop. She looked up kittens and puppies to Spike's FaceHoof page to her very own FaceHoof page. She couldn't have been more bored, because to Twilight Sparkle, it just wasn't possible. Twilight got bored of looking at kittens and puppies (which kind of made Twilight mad, because puppies and kittens are SO CUTE!!!). Twilight got bored of reading Spike's horrible Rarity-related FaceHoof posts. She got bored of adding her OWN posts to her FaceHoof page.

   So Princess Twilight Sparkle just sat there, staring at her Hoofgle search engine screen, and she yawned. There had to be more to a day than just social media and pet pictures. Twilight made her way to the living room, where Spike had fallen asleep on the couch while watching a Hoofball game. Twilight Sparkle giggled happily and used her magical aura to move the dragon to his own bed. Twilight settled onto the velvety couch and changed the channel to Teen Mares. It was an occasionally nice show to Twilight, but today it was not. Today it starred none other than the new couple in town: Cinnamon Pepper and her boyfriend Cat Scratch.