Quesadilla Horror

by VanillaShine357

Rating: everyone
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Spike, Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 1017

Quesadillas... You think they're innocent...

The quesadillas.
They're back.
And they want to eat Twilight with their cheesy quesadilla mouths.

Published 2015-06-30 17:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-30 17:20:01 UTC

Quesadilla Horror

Twilight's eyes opened to find herself in a dark room. Small. Orange walls and floors. No doors. It was slightly bright even though there was no exact source that was evident.

"Hello?" Her voice echoed through the blank space.

A sound was returned and broke the unbearable silence. It was a "crunch". The sound came from the same room she was in, but there was nothing else in the room with her, not even after a second inspection.

"Anypony there?" she called out.....

Silence once again.

Then, abruptly there was another noise. A drip sound : drip, drip drip". But it sounded gooey...even sticky in characteristic. Twilight slowly lifted her head. Her eyes grew VERY wide, so wide they felt and must have looked as if they may explode.

All of a sudden, the ceiling, which had just been concrete, painted orange, not unique, was pure cheese. It turned to a dark orange in appearance, like a dark cheddar and slowly started dropping drops of the cheddar cheese substance on the floor.

She looked down. The floor had changed from a regular non-important floor into what appeared to be a flat bread floor...spongy in texture, softer. How could this be? The floor color changed to a light tan with spots of light brown scattered across the surface. She checked the bottom of her hoofs, it had bread crumbs stuck to them.

Where was she?

She heard a crash and gasped, turning her head she saw a mirror appear, falling from the non-visible sky.

In the mirror her reflection showed - it was herself....but not herself. It was her as a filly, blank flank, no wings, short with big eyes, how was this possible?

A deep laugh haunted the area. Loud and evil....as is Freddy Fazbear himself was about to jump out at Twilight. But that was the least of her worries. The only thing in her mind was the hope that she was not...

"No..." she thought aloud. She was.

She was inside a quesadilla.

Her legs grew stiff but they needed to run, Twilight ran toward a door that suddenly appeared.... She found herself in a room with three doors side by side, a deep voice echoed through out the room.

"Choose, Choose left middle or right. If you're wrong, you'll be welcomed by your biggest fright."

This was not something she could learn or study for. It was a test of luck., being so smart, she had never faced such a challenge of pure luck. Twilight took a deep breath, and took some time to think....a 2 out of 3 chance she would get this correct, she needed to be careful. She held her breath, and walked toward the middle door. Her purple aura from her horn surrounded the door knob.

"Are you sure?" The voice questioned. Twilight breathed out and closed her eyes.... It had to be right.

She quickly opened the door and screamed.

* * *

Twilight's eyes opened immediately. She was in bed, clenching the covers, wide awake already. She looked at the clock perched on a shelf to her right. 7:00 a.m., still time before morning chores.

Her breathes were shuttered and her muscles were tense, it took her a couple of minutes to realize she was awake now and not in a room made of cheese and bread. She rose from the bed, stretched and put her robe on, ready to rise for the day, when she saw her reflection and saw something behind her head.... It was a quesadilla!!. It had a large mouth, wide open and it was about to eat her -

Twilight placed her wobbly hind legs on the floor, " I can do this" she said..... Soon, she was standing and able to move , gaining control of her breaths....still not completely used to waking up in her crystal kingdom...still half asleep....still missing her tree home as if she lost Spike, she gathered herself together.

Twilight walked to her bathroom, as she closed the door behind her with her magic, she looked in the mirror. She let out a sigh of relief to see she was normal. Her usual age, her cutie mark, and no cheesy foods beside her head.

She levitated a washcloth and let the sink water soak into it. She placed the cool fabric to her face. She closed her eyes and rubbed it in. Nothing felt better. She dropped the cloth back into the sink and picked up another cloth with her eyes still closed. She dried off her face, turned around, and hung the towel back up.

She faced the mirror once again. She screamed. In the reflection she saw that behind her.... the same haunting quesadilla. Its large mouth dripped with cheese, its body of gluten and its small beady eyes staring into her soul. It was just wide enough to fit a pretty purple alicorn inside.

* * *

WARNING - The following is not to be taken seriously.

"NU U QUESADILLIA I GOT MAH NEUTRODILLA FACE CREAM!" She slathered on the cream. The quesadilla started to scream. It was like extra sharp cheddar to the soul. Twilight had been saving this cream for she had feared it would return. She was glad Zecora could hand it down for Zecora had battled a mighty steak quesadilla once before, and she knew the extra cheddar family members would return. "Die you CHEDDAR GOOZING QUESADILLA DIEEEEEEE!"

Twilight and Spike had a busy night of cleaning up cheese, Spike didn't mind too much... he was making cheddar parody's the entire time..." I came in like a cheddar ball", "I'm cheesy and I know it", "Cause I'm comin at you like a orange horse", "You know I'm all about that cheese, bout that cheese", " I'm up all night to get cheesy", "I've got a spare piece of cheese for you baby, and I'll write your name", "your gonna see me chhhhh-E-E-E-E-E-z", "Let it Cheese, let it Cheese"......and all was well again in Equestria.

The End

Author's Note

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN..... QUESADILLAS AVERYWHERE ER NU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twilightoops: