Well-Endowed Seat

"My dearest Rarity!" he called from the bathroom as he took a bath. "Are you ready for our together bath yet?"

He heard Rarity cheer for joy as she ran into the bathing room from the outer bathroom, and she jumped onto him as he was in the water. He panicked and screamed, but was calmed as Rarity embraced him tightly and began kissing in all over his face. "Oh Darling, this is wonderful!" she exclaimed, bringing herself up into the tub completely. "I first thought it was impossible! But, I see now in this world of mystery there's just enough magic to go around to make even a mare like me feel as bright as a shining star!"

"What is it, my dearest Rarity?" he asked her, unable to keep his hands away from her hips as she eased into his lap once again, just like she had done a while back for him. It felt even better a second time. "What has you so ecstatic?"

"Ever since our body quest a few days ago, I've taken upon myself to do what any sensible mare would do and take a pregnancy test," Rarity said with a few breaths to regain her recently lost energy. She sighed and cleared her throat, turning slightly over to her beloved and smiling brightly, that same smile he loved to see on her face. "And, according to these results... I'm pregnant!"

He first was confused. How was it possible for him to get a pony pregnant? Do they even have the same genetic make-up? Or was it the fact they were both sapient beings? Either something magically wonderful happened, or something scientifically wrong. Or vice versa.

Then he was scared. He wasn't ready to handle having a child yet. His childhood back on earth was a struggle enough, and he had learned little to nothing about parenting from his own parents. He did not want to become a father, ill-prepared for the little lovable eldritch abomination of a human/pony (homoequus?) to be born in however long these magical ponies were pregnant.

Then he felt skeptical. The sex was a mere few days ago. And he doubted the ability of this magical world's take on a pregnancy test, but then again, he thought maybe it could be better than the ones back on earth. Of course, this was simply because this world had magic. Magic which he still could not wrap his head around.

But, finally, he felt happy. He was going to be a dad! An ill-prepared father, but a father still! And of course, with the most beautiful, generous mare in the world. No matter when this baby would come, before or after the wedding, as long as he got to raise it with Rarity, he was sure he'd be fine.

He sighed and rubbed Rarity's flanks, giving the marshmallow mare a rather nostalgic and arousing caressing. "So... how long do ponies stay pregnant?"

--_the end, for now_--