Fluttershy and her pet Anon

by brzy

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Other, Comedy, Fluttershy, Sex, Main 6
Length: 13969

Anon is losing it after being trapped in horse town for 2 weeks with no one to talk to.

They say your head can be a prison. One which can easily be forgotten when talking with a friend. But what if there are no humans? Only whinnying magic horses that think they are people? Anon finds himself trapped in the land of ponies with no one to speak to, his status reduced to a pet.

But the yellow one has a cunning plan to get Anon out of his shell...

Published 2015-06-30 17:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-12 04:55:32 UTC

Chapter 1 - Yellow one

Anon’s Perspective

It had been 2 weeks since he got trapped with these crazy candy horses and was forced to be the pet for the yellow one.

He was seriously starting to lose it. The language barrier seemed insurmountable. They just made whinny noises. The petting was nice, as was the ability to basically act like a dumb animal with no consequences, but the lack of voices was starting to echo in his mind.

He looked over. The yellow one seemed to be trying to get the lid off a jar. The question of how horses invented glass jars haunted him every day. He rolled off the couch, grabbed the jar of what appeared to be strawberry jam, easily took the lid off and handed it back. She smiled. Or she was challenging him. It was tough to tell with these magic horses.

She flew over to a bean bag chair and leaned back. She looked at Anon and made what might have been meant to be soothing whinny noises while waving her hoof to beckon him. He then watched with shock as she spread a little bit of the strawberry jam on her magic horse vagina.

It had been about 2 weeks since he last came. The blue that best described his balls would be a nice deep Oxford Blue he thought. His mind always seemed to go to strange places these days. These horses never gave him any privacy. It was a big part of why he was losing it. Looking at yellow quiet, rubbing the strawberry jam on herself, he knew he had to ask himself one question: could he fuck this tiny horse?

"Fuck it. I'm game." Anon shouted to no one in particular.

The yellow horse jumped a little, but then settled down when she saw Anon get down on all fours and crawl toward her. As he got closer he took a moment to smell her. Yellow always smelled like what an herbal essence commercial looked like, wild grasses, exotic fruit, and just a generally nice girly smell. Looking up into the yellow one's eyes, he quickly leaned forward and took a big long slurp of her little horse pussy. He made sure to run his tongue all the way from the bottom to the top. Anon was not a trained animal doctor and knew very little about horse physiology. He hoped it was similar enough to take his human dick.

The tiny magic horse made the most obscenely lewd whinny he could have ever imagined. It was like a moaning girl voice somehow got put through some kind of horse auto-tuner. Dick was now diamonds. Anon slurped and thumbed her throbbing pussy. The strawberry jam jar had rolled off somewhere. Neither of them would need it.

Furiously licking and slurping at what he hoped to god was her clit, he experimentally took a finger and started to work it into her pussy. He let his tongue take a break as he looked up to see how she was reacting to it.

“Holy fuck, I think this horse loves me,” he said out loud.

He got back in and continued to flick her clit with his tongue as he pumped his fingers in and out of her tight horse cunt. There was no question now on whether there would be compatibility issues. He stopped licking and pulled his fingers out. The yellow one looked confused as Anon lifted her up to his chest, spun around, and sat down on the bean bag chair himself.

His pants lost between the kitchen and the chair, yellow quiet found her soaking wet pussy rubbing up against engorged cock. He took her flank in her hands and rubbed her up and down the bottom of his shaft, watching her tremble and neigh softly. Then, he stopped, moved his arms back onto the bag, smiled, and left the softly panting pony to think about what she wanted.

With a sad little whinny, she moved her hips back and forth rubbing on Anon’s cock. But it wasn’t enough to satisfy the magic pony. With an irritated neigh, she flew up, through some mysterious ability took his cock in her hoof, and slid the head into her drooling pussy. With a quiet neigh of triumph, she slowly lowered herself back down. Anon swears the horse is smiling at him as she rocks her hips forward and back, her slippery cunt taking in his cock greedily while not letting it go without a fight.

“Holy crap, this horse is gonna suck my cock dry,” Anon realized with a shock.

He was ruined. No pussy could ever possibly compare to the one on this tiny horse. With a small tear forming in his eye he reached up, grabbing the horse by her flanks. With his powerful hands he massaged her haunches as he forced his dick deeper into what he realized truly was a magic horse vagina. He stared into her eyes with hunger as he used his hands to pull his dick out while her pussy fought to keep it inside. The horse’s eyes glazed over in bliss as Anon pounded his cock in and out. Her soft neighs seemed to take on more character as he heard her panting. Finally, with a sudden burst of speed he pushed the yellow one over the edge, her pussy clamping down and releasing on his battered cock. Too much to bear, his balls tightened as he filled the tiny horse with his semen. He pushed his cock as deep as it could go, not wanting to miss the crazy contractions going on inside the pony’s pussy.

“Was it good for you?” he asked, somewhat ironically.
“Oh yes, that was wonderful,” the tiny yellow horse cooed, as she nuzzled up against his chest.

Fluttershy’s Perspective

It had been 2 weeks since she adopted the human. She knew it was mean, but she enjoyed always flying into the room whenever he tried to touch himself. Maybe he’d use those big strong “hands” of his to take out all his frustration on her, she thought with a giggle. Perhaps just a bit more teasing was in order…

Fluttershy flew into the kitchen and searched for something Anon might like. Discovering a jar of strawberry preserves, she struggled to get the lid off. Anon saw her, and being the little sweetheart he was, easily opened the jar and handed it back to her. Sudden inspiration hit her. She giggled to herself as she flew over and plopped herself down on her bean bag chair. She made a seductive beckoning motion to him as she rubbed just a little strawberry on her cute little pussy. She hoped he would get the hint.

“Fuck it, I’m game.”

She nearly dropped the whinny act as he slurped at her pussy, only hitting the strawberries as collateral damage. Her moan was only barely caught through sheer force of will. The jar rolled out of her hoof, totally forgotten. Oh god, those fingers she thought, as he probed the outer folds of her mare-hood with his wonderful thumb. He licked and suckled at her clit, making her eyes foggy with lust. She gasped as he used those amazing fingers to probe deeper into her tight pussy. She looked him in the eyes with naked desire as he pumped his fingers in and out of her. As she felt herself get closer and closer to an orgasm, he suddenly stopped. She made a confused gasp as he lifted her up in his big strong arms, spun around, then sat back down on the bag. He used his hands to move her entire lower body, grinding her pussy up against his cock. She remembered this time to whinny normally, but in a supportive way, but then he stopped. She looked at his smug face as he leaned back into the chair, waiting to see how bad she wanted it!

She wiggled, experimentally, to see if he would get the hint and put it in, but he just sat there with that dumb smirk. Finally, with what she hoped came across as an assertive, angry whinny, she used her wings to lift up and hover, grabbed his warm cock with her hoof, and slowly slid his human-hood into her hot waiting pony pussy.

Feeling super assertive now, Fluttershy smiled as she stared Anon in the eye as she forced his cock in and out of her. Her hips rocked back and forth at a medium pace as she could feel him struggling to control himself. She was dripping wet, the soft sounds of Anon’s penis struggling in and out of her tiny little pony-hole turning her on even more.

As she wondered just how much he was gonna take before he came, Anon grabbed her by her flanks. His strong hands massaged her as they sought to gain control over her pussy. As he forced his cock deeper into her pussy, Fluttershy melted. Then, finally having assumed direct control, he pounded his cock in and out of her with abandon. She stared at Anon, eyes filled with dumb love as he pounded her cunt like it had never been pounded before. With a final burst of speed, Fluttershy finally lost all sense of control as she began to cum all over Anon’s magical penis.

“Ahh, ahhhh, AHHHHHHHH!” Fluttershy cried as her cunt went insane with convulsions, no longer caring about keeping up the act.

She could feel Anon grip her tighter just as he started to shoot his load into her. Her pussy continued to spasm as it greedily tried to drink it up, not knowing it wasn’t horse butter. As they both faded into a nice afterglow, small aftershocks still coursing through them, Anon turned to her with a stupid grin and asked a question.

“Was it good for you?”

She smiled and nuzzled up against his broad chest.

“Oh yes, that was wonderful!”

Chapter 2 - Gray horse

Anon thought he handled it pretty well, as he cuddled the yellow pony closer.

“So, you can talk.”

“Umm, yes.”

“You knew what I’ve been saying this whole time and pretended not to in order to mess with me.”

Yellow horse nodded.

“And the rest?”

“No, just me. My special talent is being able to understand and communicate with any creature.”

Anon sighed. At least he had someone to talk to now. And fuck. The bean bag chair shifted and the slight movement teased the overstimulated mare he was currently inside. It suddenly occurred to him that the pony had been intentionally interrupting his attempted wank sessions.

“You’ve been interrupting me on purpose!” he said, driving his partial chub deeper into the pony.

“Yes. I’ve been a very naughty pony Anon,” she squeaked.

She smiled at him with a straight innocent face completely free from deceit or guile. She was most definitely not an expert in the art of sensual seduction, yet the delivery still worked…

That evening they finally recovered from the aftereffects of Fluttershy’s extended amorous affections. Anon found out he was in Ponyville, part of Equestria. It was ruled by 2 god horses, and to a lesser extent 2 other mostly god horses. He learned all her friend’s names and what they did. Anon was surprised how just having labels for all the weird things around him set his mind at ease. He scratched the sleeping Fluttershy’s ears, ran his fingers through her pink mane, and decided he wanted to see the town through his more opened eyes.

He found himself wandering over towards the bakery where Pinkie Pie lived and worked. It looked closed for some reason. Being an animal that didn’t know any better (snicker) he barged in anyways. Looking around the empty store, Anon heard faint squeaking sounds. He went up the stairs following the noise. As he rounded off the stairs into the upstairs hallway he caught a glimpse of something gray through a slightly ajar door. With the lack of consideration that can only come from a mindless beast or a very slow child, he opened the door without any hesitation.

There was a gray mare on the bed. He could tell she was a mare by her small frame, purple eyeshadow, her simple blue dress, lush eyelashes, and by the fact that she was furiously hoofing her pussy on the edge of the bed. She stopped, though her facial expression never changed from one of bemused contemplation. Having recently become acquainted with the fact that ponies have amazing vaginas, his penis immediately took note and stood at attention.

They stared at each other, neither side moving. Anon felt this was a contest he could never win. Then an idea came to his head. A wonderful idea that sprung from 2 weeks of being considered a non-person by the town. He took out his penis and started to jack off to the hot pony. Her eyebrow raised an almost undetectable amount as she slowly started circling her hoof around her pussy again. He closed the door behind him.

Maud was as startled as she’d ever been. Fluttershy’s pet had wandered into the room where she was staying at the Cake’s. Her hoof stood frozen over her wet marehood. Maybe he wouldn’t understand what she was doing? That thought was dashed as she noticed his erection pushing his pants outward. After a short instance of staring, she saw it pull its penis out and start stroking itself. It was so big and hard. Like a rock. A flush of heat overwhelmed the pony as she felt her overwhelming desire painted all over her face like a billboard. She started to massage her clit again, focusing on Anon’s cock.

He walked up beside her, her blank expression staring him in the eyes. He reached down slowly beside her slowly circling hoof. Without missing a beat, he took over for her and used his thumb to massage her clit as his fingers stirred and parted her moist pussy lips. He gasped in surprise as Maud took his cock into her mouth.

Fluttershy had not given him a blowjob. After the initial foreplay, he had been kept busy pounding the little yellow pony the entire afternoon. He decided he would have to rectify that later as Maud wrapped her long tongue around his girth, taking his cock in and out of her hot mouth.

Maud saw that Fluttershy’s pet was really enjoying her mouth. That made her excited. His amazing hands were capable of teasing her pussy far better than her hooves or even a stallion could. He started to buck his hips, moving his cock in her mouth more forcefully. She looked forward to tasting his hot cum in her mouth. His hands sped up, his fingers curving into her at an angle she never felt before. Her entire body rocked with pleasure as she came from Anon’s fingers. She felt him stiffen as he shot his hot load down her throat. She greedily swallowed it all.

Anon saw the small gray horse go stiff for a minute, then relax, never breaking eye contact. This was in complete contrast to the insanity that had enveloped his fingers. Her pussy convulsed in a spasm, girly cum shooting from her drenched cunt. He came. Oh man he came. There is a phrase, something to do with choking a horse. Anon did not accomplish that feat, but he did get her to cough a little as she tried to catch her breath.

He noticed she did not seem completely satisfied. Nodding, he repositioned her to the middle of the bed on her back. The pony wiggled and hiked her skirt up over her waist with her hooves. It was a surprisingly lewd maneuver. Her eyes failed to show any indication of shock or surprise as he spread her legs and rubbed his cock up and down her slit. While he stuck his hand under her dress and massaged the pony’s soft chest fur, Anon pushed his penis into the tiny horse.

It had been a bit of a dry spell for old Maud. Her work always had her running from one part of Equestria to another, preventing her from forming any long term relationships with the opposite sex. She supposed her intimidating sexual presence didn’t help matters, seeing herself as a sort of sex kitten. With that said, Maud came almost immediately on Anon’s rock hard cock.

Maud’s half lidded eyes shut all the way, her first real change in expression since Anon had come into the room. She gave a short sharp series of whinnies that sounded suspiciously like “Ahhhs!” as he sped up his hips to accommodate her orgasm. Anon grabbed the pony around her waist as he pounded her harder and harder, desperately trying to catch up to her crazy clamping and winding orgasm. The pony stared into his eyes with lust as he finally came, spraying his cum into the small winking mare’s pussy. Breathing, he pushed his cock as deep as it would go to enjoy the fireworks going off in the small horse. After they finally died down, he pulled out and rolled over beside her on the bed.

She looked at Fluttershy’s panting “pet.” Maud wondered if Fluttershy had taught him all that. If so she would have to reevaluate how she thought about her sister’s quiet yellow friend. She looked at her dress. She had no idea how she would explain the stains to her dry cleaner. They would see right through her nervous expression and know what happened. She slipped the dress off over her head. Anon looked over at her hopefully. She shook her head and kissed him on the forehead. Then she scooted him out of her room and into the hallway. She would have to take a shower.

Anon found himself in the hallway, shooed out like a cat. He contemplated what just happened. Yes, he could work with this.

Chapter 3 - Other yellow one

Anon woke up. He was on his stomach flat on the ground. He had no freaking recollection of what had happened. Something about a basement, and stairs. He shook his head. It felt heavy, like there was way too much inertia. Was he drunk? He couldn’t read the labels here, did he accidentally drink pony pine sol again? He struggled to get up, but could only manage getting on his hands and knees. He gave up on regaining verticality for the moment, and looked around.

A court yard. Hard gray stuff in a circle. Concrete? Road? Building? … Cars?

…

Equestria doesn’t have cars. Does it? They had trains, maybe they had cars? He wandered somewhere with cars? He crawled forward, experimentally. Balance seemed okay. Actually felt semi-normal. No way he was gonna stand up though. He turned around behind him and saw a statue. A rearing up horse. Nothing out of the ordinary there. There was also a girl sitting, leaning back against the statue, staring at him. Not a filly, but a human, 2 legged, normal girl. With pink hair. Okay, mostly normal. Girls need to express themselves, who was he to judge? He spoke up.

“Are… are you real?”

The pink and yellow girl’s eyes went wide with shock. Anon smelled pee. Yup, he was pretty sure she peed herself a little.

“Taaaa… talking pony!” she cried.

Anon looked down. Fucking hooves. Weeeell shit. The girl looked around for witnesses. She had a feral look in her eyes. Anon might have peed a little at that. She fumbled in her bag and pulled out a collar and leash. Yup, he was definitely peeing now.

He had tried to run, but he was no match for the yellow one’s superior animal wrangling skills. She brought him home to her house. His cries for help had been muffled by a pair of what his surprisingly upgraded sense of taste told him were used underwear. His mind suddenly clicked, processed the incoming data, and recognized the taste. She sat him down in the living room. He spit out the underwear.

“Fluttershy?!”

The girl was startled. The magic pony could talk and he knew her name!

“Why the heck am I a pony, and why are you human? I swear, if this is some kind of weird kinky sex thing…” he trailed off for a second, then after his eyes widened with realization continued, “I am totally on board with it. As long as we fix it after.”

“What? How do you know my name? Am I the missing moon princess and you are going to give me magic powers in exchange for sex?”

Shit. Yup, definitely Fluttershy. He calmly explained how he was a human that had been trapped in a magical land called Equestria. He had apparently got magically drunk on cleaning solvent and somehow ended up here, where for weird magic polarity reasons he got turned into a pony. He also explained how he and that Fluttershy were very “close” and how she was the only one who could understand him.

Fluttershy looked disappointed. It hurt that he had to pop her dream bubble, but any Fluttershy in the multiverse deserved the truth from him. Even if she was a nympho pony with a nascent role-playing fetish.

“So you are only attracted to ponies then…” she said sadly.

Wait what.

“NOnnononoo, I like girls! Fluttershy was just really nice and…” he trailed off as he saw her perk up, get down on all fours, and crawl towards him. He felt his new horse cock twitch.

She crawled beside and nuzzled him. Making a kind of whinny noise she continued past and reached back to flip up her green skirt as her butt passed his head. His pony sense of smell went nuts. He spun around and buried his muzzle into her ass. Her panties proved insufficient defense against his newly prehensile tongue as he quickly pulled them down and out of the way. In Ponyville, he found his fetish was eating Fluttershy out while he listened to her try to talk about the town and her friends. Her voice had become his anchor in a sea of whinnies.

“Fluttershy, can you talk for me? Just say anything please, I want to hear your voice,” he begged, then buried himself in her familiar tasting plot.

The young woman panted and moaned as Anon ran his tongue up and down her slit, pausing only to suck on her clit. She tried her best to make small talk, jumping from the movie she and her friends watched the other day, to how she was pretty sure Rainbow Dash had tried to hit on her at the last Pinkie party. It was all music to his ears as he felt her tremble and her arms gave out. Mercilessly, he continued to suck and slurp, driving her orgasm on. Finally, he felt her relax and give a content sigh. Licking his pony lips, he gave her a short breather to bask in the afterglow.

Fluttershy rolled on to her back, smiling at him. He walked over her, leaving his cock dangling near her mouth. He had been slightly disappointed that his penis seemed to be the same size as before, though other Fluttershy had said he was about the same as the other stallions and not to worry because she loved it. Human Fluttershy leaned up and enthusiastically took him into her mouth. He forgot what he was thinking of as he felt her lips slide up and down his throbbing stallion hood. The lewd sound of her slurping and moaning filled his pony ears as he suddenly came all over the young girl.

She felt him stiffen and she pulled back just in time to be showered with his cum. She looked up at him and took an experimental lick from her hand. Her eyes lit up as she realized it tasted like gogurt. She greedily slurped it down, wiping it off her face and licking her fingers. She looked very pleased with herself.

“You couldn’t hold out for a little longer?” she teased sweetly, smiling.

He smiled and answered with another erection. Fluttershy stood up and took her soaked panties all the way off, throwing them across the room. She got down on all fours, flipped her skirt all the way forward, and wiggled her tail seductively.

“I’m ready for my pony ride, Mr. Anon.”

He enthusiastically mounted her, his horse cock butting up against her tight cunt. Pressing forward, it suddenly slipped in, the young girl giving an adorable sharp cry. With his new found pony muscles he pumped his dick in and out of the girl, as her pants and moans drove him to fuck her harder and harder. He had discovered pony stamina was not as good as what his human body was capable of. This might have been why Fluttershy was so enamored with his human cock. What he lacked in stamina here he made up with sheer mass, enthusiasm, and inertia. Human Fluttershy was in a daze as she shouted at him, her lewd comments driving him on.

“Ahhh, Anon, beat up my little human pussy with your giant horse cock!”

Anon came first. As he flooded her cunt with his horse semen, she came. He continued pumping into her, his horse balls apparently forgetting how to turn off. Finally, his cock slipped out with a pop, his seed spilling out of her abused cunt. Anon passed out. Fluttershy crawled up against him and slept too.

Fluttershy led the green pony back to the portal. She told him of Twilight’s visit, and how he could visit her whenever he wanted. She kissed him on the nose. Fluttershy was always sweet, pony or human.

“I wish we could get together as humans,” said Anon.

“I think I like it better this way,” she smiled mischievously, “and I bet *she* does too.”

Anon thought about it. He smiled at yellow girl. Yup, that sounded about right. He stepped through the portal. As his eyes opened, he found himself in Twilight’s basement. He was on two legs again. All around him were saddles, whips, riding crops, and various horse bondage related hardware spread along the walls. Oh shit, he remembered now. Purple horse looked at him, wearing a shiny black saddle, boots, and a pair of stirrups placed just a bit too far back for a normal riding position. He peed a little again. Mistress Sparkle smiled, her quarry returned.

Chapter 4 - The blue and the yellow one

Fluttershy patted Anon’s head as he whimpered in her lap.

“There, there. It’s alright. Tell mama where the mean pony touched you.”

He told her everything, like he always did. Anon was pretty sure she got off on his exploits. He told her of Maud and her twin from the other universe. Of Twilight and her saddle with the hole. Of how *she* had rode him, then had him ride her. Of the dildos. Oh god, the flying double dragon dildos. It was like Fantasia but with more penetration, flashing lights, and wub step music. Then he cried into her fluffy pony tummy.

“I had no idea Twilight was so… umm, advanced, in her *cough* friendship studies.”

She chuckled. Her brave little human. She brushed his hair with her hooves. She could feel her maternal instincts stir. Her hoof drifted lower to his stomach and she lifted up his shirt. His smooth skin always gave her a thrill. She grinned as she saw his cock twitch at her touch.

Anon woke up refreshed, curled beside yellow quiet. A nice long sweet vanilla lovemaking session with Fluttershy always soothed his soul. He rubbed his face against her cheek and mane, inhaling her scent. He kissed best pony, then stretched before heading out the cabin for his daily walkabout.

He found himself in the big empty field outside Fluttershy’s cabin. Anon looked up in shock as he swore he heard a jet tear past. Fluttershy’s friend blue fast zoomed by, a freaking sonic boom in her wake. Rainbow somehow saw him and screeched to a stop despite being in the air. He might have imagined the Sonic the Hedgehog sound effect as she skidded on the clouds, but he could never be sure these days.

Dash came to a perfect landing in front of Fluttershy’s newest “pet.” She had her suspicions regarding her best friend’s newest acquisition. She circled him warily, sniffing the air. Her eyes looked at him with alarm, then anger.

Shit. This pony was pissed. Rainbow Dash didn’t like him. He knew that. After he had his "talk" with human Fluttershy, he suspected why. The blue pony crept up closer to him and smelled his crotch. Shit shit shit. Yes, this horse was pissed at him.

This motherfucker right here. Rainbow Dash snorted. She tackled him to the ground and continued to sniff his crotch. She fucking knew it. Rainbow Dash had wanted Fluttershy for years. The tomboy in her had no hope in resisting the yellow one’s motherly charms. She wasn’t gay though, not completely. Soarin definitely got her wet. She was just Fluttersexual. Like most of Equestria, she suspected. With an angry whinny, she unbuttoned his pants with her teeth.

Anon found himself staring at blue horse plot as he felt his dick spring free from his pants. Twilight had, umm, “torn” his one set of underoos as she had her terrible way with him. He could feel her soft muzzle sniff his manhood. Fuck, she knew. He watched as he saw a bead of moisture drip down the mare’s pussy lips. She was getting off on it, wasn’t she? The thought of that pink monkey dick going in and out of her quiet yellow friend. Anon did the only thing he could do: he leaned forward and buried his face in her delicious magical pony pussy.

Rainbow Dash moaned. Her voice gave the most seductive squeak as her breath involuntarily left her throat, though Anon just heard a whinny. Ponies typically didn’t spend as much time on foreplay as ape descendants did. Well, straight ponies at least... Blue fast found her vision fade as her muzzle rubbed up against that delicious smelling dick. Well, it smelled like Fluttershy so it would be okay, right? She gave a tentative lick of Anon’s cock. And it tasted like Fluttershy, she imagined, as she licked her lips and took him into her mouth.

He kept forgetting to get Fluttershy to give him a blowjob! He kept trying to remind himself every time a candy horse took his manhood into their hot mouths, but he always forgot and ended up cuddling and making love to yellow pony instead. Blue horse seemed to know her way around a cock. Maybe there were some differences between this and that other world he visited. She nipped at him and ran her tongue around the head of his cock, then teased him as she slid her mouth, tongue, and teeth down one side of his penis. She was trying to taste Fluttershy, he realized. Every little hint at the flavor of *his* little pony left Dash more wet and wanting. He buried two fingers into her plot and nipped at her clit as he felt his balls tighten.

Rainbow thought she had the upper hand as she teased and slurped at his cock. She could feel his hips buck and struggle as she slurped every hint of Fluttershy’s cunt off his burning pink human dick. Those hopes were Dashed as Anon buried his fingers into her tight plot and took her sensitive clit into his mouth. Bluest horse lost all sense of reason as she came, taking Anon’s full length into her mouth. She could feel his hot cum slide down her throat, but she didn’t care as she felt her plot spasm violently. She pictured Fluttershy in the same position, Fluttershy’s pet taking care of her needs as Dash watched her.

Anon found himself with a panting blue pony on his chest. Slipping her onto his shoulders, he carried the pony back to Fluttershy’s cabin.

Rainbow Dash regained control of her faculties as Anon took her through her best friend’s front door. Anon laid her on the living room floor while Fluttershy slumbered on the couch. He rolled blue pony on her side so she could watch yellow friend quietly nap on the sofa. Then licking his fingers, he swirled his fingers around her pussy to make sure she was nice and wet.

Anon placed his human dick against Rainbow Dash’s pussy lips as he smiled at the smirking pretending to be asleep Fluttershy. He pushed his dick into her tight fleshy marehood as her friend watched. He moaned as her lips enveloped his head. Anon didn’t want to let down yellow horse, so he fucked Dash with everything he had. Rainbow’s eyes closed as he continued to bury then drag his cock from her tight little pony pussy. Fluttershy opened her eyes then as she watched Anon pound her best friend with his cock.

Fluttershy’s hoof drifted down to her pussy. Her wide innocent eyes drank in Anon as he pounded Rainbow Dash. She could see all of his focus was on her, Dash’s delicious pony pussy being a distraction from his favorite way to pass the time. He nipped at Rainbow’s ear as he teased her clit with his off hand, the other gripped her tight across her soft furry belly as he pounded her relentlessly. Fluttershy couldn’t help but reflect on how hot her friend was when she let go of her pretensions and gave in to her cravings. She liked her very much, but she inevitably found herself most attracted to Dash when she couldn’t help but want dick. She felt a mini orgasm as Dash begged him to fuck her harder. Fluttershy nodded at Anon with a smirk, and he sped up. Rainbow quivered into a hot mess as he filled her tight pussy with his human jism.

Anon never broke eye contact with Fluttershy. He watched her pant as his cock slipped from Rainbow’s tight horse vagina. He could tell what she wanted. That Rainbow had just been foreplay for the two lovers. Anon left Rainbow Dash twitching on the floor as he climbed onto the couch beside quiet horse and lifted her into his arms as he rotated her on top of him. He lifted her tail and massaged her flank as they giggled together. Anon kissed her, a long hungry kiss.

Rainbow Dash’s eye came back into focus as she saw Fluttershy and the human kiss. Her pussy continued to spasm as she saw her yellow friend greedily press her tongue against his. She saw Fluttershy look and wink at her. Dash’s pussy winked back, her convulsions starting back again at her friend’s open sexuality. She found her hoof drifting down to play while her friend took the human inside her.

Fluttershy was as turned on as she had ever been. Anon had brought Rainbow Dash home with him, to penetrate as Flutters eyeball fucked them. She could tell it hadn’t exactly been his idea, Dash being somewhat of an alpha mare herself. What she definitely could tell was that even as he fucked Rainbow’s tight slit he was watching her the entire time. She greedily took his tongue into her mouth as she ground her dripping wet pussy against his now Rainbow Dash flavored cock. She glanced to her left and saw Dash, glassy eyed and staring as Flutters ground her cunt against his human dick. She winked at her, then turned her desire back to Anon.

Fluttershy and Anon made love as they seemed to always do, Fluttershy riding his cock as they desperately kissed and groped one another. The blowjob thing was forgotten once again. This time had extra seasoning as Rainbow Dash fanned her marehood to the obviously enamored couple. As Anon came inside Fluttershy, he glanced over and saw Rainbow Dash coming in turn. He smiled at her, then turned back and kissed his favorite yellow pony as he felt her come on his cock. He wrapped his strong human arms around her as they both enjoyed the afterglow, Dash panting alongside.

Chapter 5 - Little grey, pink, white, and yellow apple

Anon could cross pony threesome off his bucket list. Right after he thought that, there was a small pain in his soul, as if all his ancestors had simultaneously vomited. He didn’t care anymore. He knew ponies were for sexual. He might have even felt jealous of blue horse if Fluttershy hadn’t held her head between her legs, as lewd yellow’s words of “encouragement” begged him to fuck Dash harder. Rainbow had only made sort of slurpy horse noises, what with regular pony language being gibberish to him.

He stretched. Shit had been insane lately, it was nice having a break. Fluttershy and Dash had to go back to Cloudsdale for some sort of weather thing. There was a spell that would allow him to come with them, but he had involuntarily pissed himself at the mention of purple horse so they decided he could sit this one out.

He found himself walking through Ponyville like an alpha tomcat. The only ones that could stop him from doing whatever he wanted were purple smart and quiet yellow, Fluttershy mostly just because he adored her and Twilight due to her asserting her dominance through horrible unrelenting sexual force. He had a cold six pack of Pony’s Blue Ribbon (his made up name for their alcoholic cider, as horse scribbles made no sense to his eyes) and a clear blue day due to all the weather horses having a conference or something.

Being such a beautiful day, he found himself laying down by the town fountain, drinking apple cider alcoholic enough to down a horse and jacking off to the ponies passing by. It’s not like they cared. He may as well have been a dog licking himself for all they cared. It was then he found himself staring at a small grey filly. He also saw her staring back at him through her light blue glasses. Anon took another swig from his cider and continued staring, taking in her pearl necklace and braided ponytail hanging down one side of her face. He didn't need pony eyes to tell this was a very pretty horse.

“So, can you understand me?” Anon queried.

Horse noises followed. Nope, guess yellow lightning only struck once in this universe. He dug around in his pocket. Fluttershy had prepared for this contingency. He handed the grey filly the card yellow quiet wrote for him. It said “Would you like to mate? One neigh yes two neighs no.”

Grey filly found herself holding a card. She stared at it incredulously as her eyes swiveled between the two legged human and the card it had handed her.

“The bearer of this card is entitled to one fuck from this creature. It can’t talk and won’t tell anyone.”

Small horse stared at him. It didn’t neigh. She just turned around and started walking, shaking her head. After a few seconds of walking, it turned back and whinnied at him. The game was afoot. He skipped after her, swinging the cider.

The card was apparently true, the thing was following her. It even trotted and whistled. Spoon had gotten a little tired of lezzing out with Diamond. Not exactly bored, since Tiara always took pride in getting her friend off with her extremely talented earth pony tongue, but hooves got old. She’d be lying if she didn’t admit the thought of levitating pony dildos and fluffy pony wings didn’t make her wet. And that didn't include those prehensile little fingers that human had…

They found themselves on Silver Spoon's estate, her family’s large house, and a small pond with her small playhouse behind it. She led the weird masturbating thing inside, and closed the door behind her.

Anon found himself at an impasse. The pony sat across the room and stared at him. This damn language barrier! Mind racing, he did the most obvious thing in the world: he offered the small horse an alcoholic beverage.

Silver Spoon looked at the bottle. She of course knew what it was, as her and Diamond had dipped into her daddy’s special fridge from time to time. It was hard work being professionally nasty, and while she worked hard to match Tiara’s pace it didn’t come as naturally to grey horse. She tilted down her non-prescription glasses and squinted her eyes at the human. Could it really not talk? She took the bottle of cider and downed the entire thing. Slamming it down on the table after somehow miraculously holding it in one hoof, she smiled at the human.

Shit, this pony could drink. Anon found himself impressed with her. He quickly finished his cider, set the bottle on the table, and smiled back. Now they had a basis for communication. He got up and sat down beside the little pony. He was surprised, it seemed like she didn’t have any scent at all. Was that right? He couldn’t recall if it was ponies or deer that had no smell. He had been drinking all morning, does that affect smell? Going with the flow, he sat himself down beside the classily reclined pony. He rubbed his hands up and down her smooth furry flank. He let his eyes drift down to her cutie mark, a spoon. He laughed, thinking maybe his cutie mark with Fluttershy should involve spooning too.

The human’s fingers felt amazing against her flank. She could feel his fingers push and pry against her thighs. Each individual digit massaged into the young pony’s flesh, reducing her to moistened jello. She nuzzled his arm and knocked her glasses off her nose.

The small pony purred against his arm. Or whatever the pony equivalent of wonderful fuzzy tactile feedback was. He stared down as the pony smiled and rubbed against him. He reached down and fixed her glasses. Yup, ponies with glasses was now his fetish. He licked his fingers, then experimentally slid his hand down to her little pussy.

Silver Spoon’s cunt melted at the human’s touch. His fingers circled and poked at her mare hood. Looking above her slightly askew lenses she stared into those weirdly intelligent eyes. She whinnied in ecstasy. This human knew how a mare’s body worked. Her glazed over eyes registered shock as the human leaned down and kissed her.

Anon was an experienced horse fucker at this point. Under yellow quiet’s tutelage he had become a regular Casanova of horse pussy. He worked the tiny horse over, using his digits for all he was worth. He ground his face against her cute abbreviated pony nose, staring into her eyes as he ran his tongue against her lips, then against her questing tongue.

Spoon needed the cock. She had to have it. The human and his stupid fingers had made her far too wet for any more foreplay. She could cum five times from his fingers and it wouldn’t be enough without the fulfilled feeling from a proper fuck. With a tiny shove, she pushed him away. His stupid human face look confused, but she could tell his cock was ready as she looked down. She gave a bratty, spoiled smile as she turned around and pointed her perfect, tight, little plot at him.

This horse fucking wanted it, Anon realized. He gripped her flank tightly with one hand as he quickly ripped his pants down with the other. This didn't require the dexterity you'd imagine, as a single pair of dark Levi 550's don't hold up well to daily washing. She had the most perfect horse plot he had ever seen, though admittedly most of the ponies were more around his age, and not quite this young. As Fluttershy had explained to him, “If there is a cutie mark on the field, fuck it Anon.” Honestly, as she had explained it the girl would be more in the wrong than he was, given his legal status as a pet. She was the one abusing him.

Anon rubbed his cock up and down grey pony’s pussy as he worked his hand forward to her shoulders. After he teased her ear one more time and was rewarded with a small nip from her amazingly perfect little pony teeth, he plunged his dick into the tiny horse.

Silver Spoon got fucked like a proper lady. Which is to say she said amazingly lewd things as a stranger shoved his dick in and out of her amazingly posh little pony pussy. The human’s cock pushed and pulled at her mare hood as he pumped his dick in and out of her. Just that would have been enough to make her delirious. But no, he also lifted up her tail and stuck his human thumb into her asshole. Anal play had never been on Silver’s menu before, what with ponies not having digits. After she felt his finger enter her there was no way she would do without (assuming there was an option.) The feeling of fullness pushed the little pony over the edge as she felt the human’s dick pump in and out of her seldom used pussy.

Anon had tried to remember the steps as best he could. It was hard trying to remember what horse parts were where. With Fluttershy he could always just kiss her and she would tell him where she wanted him to poke or rub her. Damn language barrier. Falling back on the yellow one’s training, he gave up and fucked the grey pony harder.

The human flipped Silver Spoon onto her back, never taking his human penis out of her drooling wet pussy. For a disorienting moment she thought the predator had flipped her to get at her soft, fuzzy, defenseless, underbelly. Then for an even longer moment she realized he *had* flipped her over to get to her soft, fluffy, seductively plush pony chest. His hands roamed up and down her chest as he continued to pump his cock in and out of her. Spoon reluctantly closed one eye as she tried to maintain eye contact with the human fucking her.

Anon stared into glasses pony’s beautiful soft purple eyes. As one eye closed and the other slowly drifted back in her head he took a hand and ran it through her mane. He played with and curled her ponytail around his finger as he ran kisses up and down her neck and chin. Apparently girls liked that sort of thing? Anon had the sneaking suspicion it had to do with giving the girl physical feedback while not disrupting her orgasm with unnecessary visual feedback. His pessimism was rewarded with a familiar whinny as the tiny horse’s pussy went insane on his cock. Shit, he could swear he heard a high pitched, seductively bratty girl’s voice for a moment beg him for more, though he wasn’t sure if it was wishful thinking or not.

Silver Spoon was delirious as she found herself on top of the human. This was not a normal pony position as she considered how the weight across their spine would usually cause a male pony to be wrapped up in braces and supports for months. She wondered just how strong this human was, as he continued to pump his dick in and out of her from below. The card *had* said one fuck, and technically his dick hadn’t stopped driving into her. This was absolutely insane. Ponies didn’t last this long. Mares usually only had to deal with maybe 30 seconds of a stallion beating at their pussy relentlessly. How was any female supposed to deal with guys that just wanted to keep fucking them? As she felt another orgasm, she stared into the human’s eyes.

He enjoyed feeling the pony’s weight on top of him. Anon was almost certain gravity was just plain wrong here. He tried to contain his strength so he didn’t scare the ponies, though he knew Fluttershy loved it. He stared into Silver Spoon’s confused and lust filled eyes. He knew she would never be fucked like this again. Not unless another hyper dimensional being happened to get trapped here. He gave her the thrill Fluttershy’s card promised. He fucked her with every ounce of passion he had, just like yellow one had made him promise to. With a ball tightening spurt, he filled the small horse with his seed. He stared through the panting pony’s blue glasses into her beautiful purple eyes. He nuzzled, rubbed, and kissed her as he felt her last orgasm run its course through her body. With one last hard thrust into her body, he finally stopped and cuddled the small horse. She whinnied in his arms. Another pony for the pony god (yellow quiet obviously), he giggled, as he rubbed his hands up and down her entire body.

Diamond Tiara was booooooored. The cutie mark crybabies were nowhere to be found, and Silver Spoon was supposed to meet her at the malt shop an hour and a half ago. She marched into Spoon’s little play house by the lake as if she owned the place, which as she considered it was in Ponyville she *did*, she found her friend riding on top the local human’s dick. Many conflicting emotions ran through Tiara’s mind, though oddly enough the biggest one was “Spoon is so fucking hot.”

Silver Spoon looked over at Diamond Tiara with half lidded eyes. Their relationship ran far deeper than merely “sex friends.” Given the freaky low male to female ratio in Ponyville, they were basically life partners by this point. All Spoon could do as she came again was throw a little paper card to Tiara.

“Ahhh! DT, ahh, you have to try this!”

Tiara read the card, then watched as he friend squirmed and came once again from the human’s unrelenting heat. She felt her pussy quiver at her friend’s pounding.

“Hmmm, maybe I will Spoon, though I can think of a couple blank flanks that might benefit from a little seasoning after we have our fun with him.”

A trickle of moisture ran down the small mare's flank at the thought.

That evening had ended up weird for Anon. It seemed like the two fillies wanted him to fuck AJ’s sister Applebottom and her friend Sweet Ass in their clubhouse on the apple farm. Fluttershy had made him promise not to have sex with ponies that didn’t have cutie marks, so that was a non-starter. What had ended up happening was he fucked pretty grey pony in front of them and pink horse and the two friends had ended up making out as they watched. He honestly didn’t feel bad at all afterward, as he plowed pink horse again while grey pony went down on the little white unicorn. Applebutter just watched him pound pink pony and played with herself. Conflict between the two groups died, their disagreements erased by the magic of sex-friend-ship. He watched the ponies nuzzle and kiss as the two groups split up and went their separate ways when the sun started to set. He noticed pink one and Applefilly had a slightly longer kiss than the other two. His work here done, Anon lept out of the treehouse and headed back into town. The city needed him.

Chapter 6 - Sun butt and moon butt

As Anon and Discord laid on the roof of town hall they shared a bottle of chaos whiskey. Well, that was what Discord called it. Anon was pretty sure it was just straight up Kentucky bourbon. His eyes watered, though not entirely from the sweet smoky burn.

Apparently Discord was now like the Superman of Equestria, zipping around putting down any who challenged Celestia’s authority. He was hardly around, which was sad since Anon only recently found out the draconequus spoke perfect English. He could swear his melodious voice almost sounded like that bad guy from the one sci-fi series, the one with the federation fighting rebels. Yup, Discord sounded almost exactly like James Earl Jones.

“Man, we should hang out more!” Anon slurred as he took another sip then handed it back. “I bet we could really mess some stuff up together!”

“You know that’s not my thing anymore, Anon. Little pranks are fun now and again, but I have a reputation to uphold!” The draconequus took a big swig and handed it over. “It wouldn’t do to have Equestria’s greatest champion running around all willy nilly making flowers pop out of pony’s ears!”

“Hmmm, I guess. I mean, I bet that’s really been paying off with the princesses, huh? I see how you are with Celestia, tell me you are hitting that righteous royal flank!” Anon took a sip and stared at his bestest buddy in the world, handing it back.

Discord went silent with thought. He took another big swig, sighed, and then looked Anon in the eyes.

“No, not as much as you think,” he said sadly.

“You are kidding me, Celestia has to want some of the Discord D! You two are perfect for each other! What’s the problem?”

“I’m not sure! It seemed like things were going good, she always laughed and smiled, then all the passion seemed to vanish, right around the time I…” Discord went silent again.

Anon reached over and grabbed the bottle back, taking a big swig. He knew his only bro in Equestria was gonna need him at his best.

“Around the time you started your good guy act?” Anon finished for him, and tossed the empty glass bottle of whiskey off the roof.

The gears turned in Discord’s head. His slightly fuzzy thought process traced back the chain of events as he remembered the old Celestia’s winking smirk, as she laughed at him dunking a pony into a vat of jelly. It was all so clear now. He had lost sight of who he was, the draconequus that Celestia had fallen for. Not this bland goody two shoes he had become.

Anon looked at his pal’s darting eyes as the pieces all clicked into place. He smiled. They were gonna fuck shit up tonight.

“Discord. We have to get to Canterlot right now. We have to create such a freaking mess that the princesses have no choice but to show up. And we are gonna fuck their hot pony asses with the kind of insane, bipedal, opposable thumb sex that only we can give them! But before that, we are gonna need more chaos whiskey!”

With a snap of his fingers, Anon and Discord materialized in the Canterlot courtyard below Luna’s tower. Anon had left his pants on the roof of the town hall, saying he would never need them again. With the love that can only be felt by two guys who each swore a blood oath to get the other laid, Anon ran full tilt and round house kicked a horse statue, smashing it to pieces. Discord lit a tree on fire, his normally thoughtful whimsical humor hampered by the already half empty bottle of bourbon in his lion paw. A light came on as the royal guard poured out of the barracks.

“Come and get me motherfuckers!” Anon roared.

The guards only heard crazy monkey language, since only Discord and Fluttershy could understand him. Their confusion was answered by Discord force pushing the guards away with a motion of his hand.

“The master of chaos is back bitches! And he brought company!”

Lightning poured from his fingers as the guards giggled. He wasn’t a complete asshole, it’s not like he wanted them to writhe in agony. Anon picked up Shining Armor and chucked him into the base of the tower.

“Fuck you Sparkle family!” he yelled as tears streamed from his eyes.

Anon did the five point heart exploding technique on an orange horse with spikey blue hair that tried to help Shining up. The horse fell to the ground and vomited. It didn’t kill the pony, but the pressure points he struck would never allow it to have an erection again. Anon’s tears dried with satisfaction.

Just then there was a terrible shout from above. On the balcony, glowed two immortal, perfect, goddesses. Celestia and Luna surveyed the mess with cold, calculating eyes.

“Discord! Anon! You will be punished for your crimes against Equestria! Royal guards, evacuate and leave this to us!”

Discord leaned over and told Anon what she said. Anon grinned. This was where their cunning plan was gonna work or break. He tried to take another swig, but found his bottle empty again. He threw the stupid defective bottle at the horse shaped rubble in the courtyard, but ended up hitting Shining Armor in the head, shattering it. Anon was pretty sure it was the bottle that shattered, not the head. Fairly sure. He squinted. What was he doing again? Luna blasted him with some sort of magic laser. The force knocked him back 20 feet as he tumbled like a ragdoll.

Celestia and Discord faced off, Sunny D’s face grim with determination.

“I should have known you’d never change Discord! It was only a matter of time before you reverted to your bad boy ways!” She grinned at him.

Discord deflected Celestia’s laser blasts with the palm of his paw. Bad boy? Holy crap, Anon was right. She got off on this. He put one hand behind his back and smiled back at her.

“That’s right Celestia! It takes more than some kind words to change a rogue like me!”

His disembodied arm slapped Celestia on her fantastic ass, then Discord teleported beside her and gave her a big swig of the whiskey. She didn’t cough, she didn’t spit it out. Sun princess downed a quarter of the bottle then smiled back at Discord.

“There’s my bad boy…” she said sexily, and tackled Discord to the ground.

Anon found himself facing off against moon butt. The blast might have hurt a normal pony, but he was bulletproof. Like ideas. Or vests. He took another swig. Wait, didn’t he drink all of it? The bottle in his hand was nearly full. Anon charged at the darkest of blue horses, as he dodged magical blasts left and right. Luna’s concentration broke as she realized Anon was within 21 feet. Bottle of whiskey beats magic lasers within that range. With a leap, he grabbed best princess ever around her neck and tackled her to the ground. Anon managed to funnel the bourbon into the slightly larger small horse’s mouth. The princess managed to swallow it with dignity, then called out to her sister for help.

“Celestia help! We have been restrained and drugged!”

Then she looked over and watched in awe as Discord tentacle raped her sister. Wait, not rape. In between slurps of his many cocks the princess ordered him to violate her further with more dicks.

“Ahh, mmmmm, Discord, you’re gonna need more dicks than that if you wish to subjugate me!” as she bounced up and down on his draconequus cock.

Moon princess blushed, then trembled as she felt Anon rub his hands up and down her flank. He nibbled on her ear as he cupped her mare hood with his palm. There was no direct role play, since they could not understand each other, but for posterity’s sake here is what they said:

“Oh no! You vile beast! How dare you have your way with us?!” Luna purred as she pressed against his cock.

“I’m gonna fuck you so good pretty blue horse!” Anon slurred.

It goes without saying that Anon was very fucking hammered.

Luna cried out in lust as she felt the human’s dick penetrate her tight royal pussy. She laid on her back like some common broodmare as she watched his cock push and pull out of her. Her cute but poorly acted protests were wasted on Anon, but she seemed to enjoy it so it’s cool.

“Oh no, what kind of animal would dare ejaculate in our royal p-p-puussy!” Luna cried out as she came.

Anon followed his cue and filled the princess up with his semen. He continued to pump in and out of her delicious little plot as the pony shuddered and bucked below him. He took a moment to look over at his best buddy Discord. Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Discord was Eiffel Towering Celestia, with his self. Disembodied dragon cocks rubbed her up and down her body as Discord used her ears like handlebars to drive his cock into her mouth. How the fuck did Celestia manage to look glowy and majestic while covered in draconequus semen? Anon gave Discord the thumbs up as he re-positioned Luna.

Luna found herself rolled onto her stomach. Her breath was ragged, her eyes could barely register the eldritch nightmare happening to her sister. The human lifted her royal rump into the air, her head still on the ground. Then she felt the human drive into her again. It just wasn’t right, there was no way a pony could compete with these two! Luna arched her back and drove her ass back against Anon’s amazing dick. Night princess's plot dribbled with excitement.

Discord and Anon woke up in the royal throne room. The dim morning sun streamed against them. Their heads pounded with a terrible ache. They were both covered in semen. Their eyes locked as they stared at each other with fear and horror. Luckily, a soft whinny broke them from their terror. The two sisters were curled up a short distance away on the floor like little foals. They had stupid cute smiles on their faces and were even more cum stained than they were. With panic they remembered what they had done and ran to the balcony.

The courtyard was fine. No burned trees, no smashed statue, no eunuched Flash Sentry. The princesses must have used their magic to fix it. Deciding it was too freaking early to be up, they both snuggled up against the princesses and went back to sleep. Anon took one last swig and fist bumped Discord before passing out.

Chapter 7 - Marshmallow pones

The time had come. Anon had to admit he had a problem. He had no pants. He had no underwear. All he had left was his now off white button up shirt and his nearly ruined red silk tie. It had only been one day since Fluttershy left for the convention and he was already naked, hungry, cold, and alone. The key to Fluttershy’s house had been in his pants. He tried waving frantically in the window but that god damned bunny just stuck his tongue out and gave him the stink eye.

Discord had to go fight a volcano on a tropical island or something with Celestia, which was cool with Anon since that had been the whole point of their midnight pony panty raid. Luna chased him out of the capital. He had no clue what the blue pony was whinnying at him, but he suspected that he probably deserved it. He leapt on top of the train and rode it back to Ponyville just like Batman did in that one episode where he fucked a horse and lost his pants.

In his booze poisoned mind there was only one pony he could turn to for help, Rarity. She was the element of generosity, she had to help! Maybe she could make him some pants while she was at it. He tried to look as pitiful as possible, which wasn’t hard considering he was a shivering cum splattered mess, and knocked on the door to her boutique.

Anon tried to keep a straight face as Sweetie Belle answered the door. He tried valiantly. Pony bards a thousand years from now would sing epic tales of how he fought with all his might to act casual. All those musical rock ballads will end with a crying Anon trying to apologize to Rarity about poking an erection in her sister's face.

“It’s alright Rarity! He’s Fluttershy’s pet human Anon. He can’t control when that happens, it never seems to go away.”

“Never, you say? Does he always look, this, umm, messy?”

“No, he was wearing clean clothes last time I saw him. Poor thing looks like he’s been horribly abused. We should help!”

“Hmm, you are right of course Sweetie Belle! Go give him a good wash and I’ll see if I can do anything about his attire.”

Anon was confused as the two pony sisters magically stripped the remnants of his ruined clothes off him. They were either helping or raping him. He wasn’t sure if he was up for rape, last night had done a number on his body. It was with relief that he realized Rarity was gonna do something with his clothes and Sweetie was leading him to the bathroom.

Sweetie giggled as she led Anon upstairs. She had been thinking about the human ever since the afternoon before. She was a little upset Anon had neglected her and only fucked Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. As DT and Apple Bloom made out, Tiara said it had to be because of the cutie marks, because there was no other reason why Anon wouldn’t want to tear her sexy marshmallow plot up.

Anon watched the small unicorn fill the bath, expertly controlling the faucets with her magic. She seemed to notice him watching her and wiggled her tail a bit as she worked the controls and poured bubble bath into the tub. He was a bit old for Mr. Bubbles, but he was gonna need all the help he could get remove all this dried “stuff.” Anon was shocked as Sweetie Belle levitated him into the air and gently placed him into the tub. She looked very pleased at his shocked expression.

Sweetie Belle used her magic to work the suds through the human’s hair. He was shocked again, but relaxed when he saw her smiling at him. He closed his eyes tight and held his breath as she quickly but gently scrubbed his face. She slowly and methodically worked her way down his body, making sure to get off every suspicious stain. He really looked like he enjoyed being bathed by her, which made her happy as she used her magic to surround his cock below the bubbles.

For a split second, Anon panicked. A strange alien force had attacked his penis! Then he slowly turned his head and looked at the young unicorn. Her horn glowed with power as she gave him the most leer filled grin he had ever seen on a pony. He trembled as the magic force worked its way up and down his shaft. She wasn’t rough or unpleasant, it was as if his penis was surrounded by a hand filled with warm firm marshmallows. Her smile turned soft as she saw the effect she was having on him.

It had never occurred to her before to use her magic like this on a boy. The implications of it were incredible! How could the other unicorns not do this constantly? Anon apparently had some kind of moral or ethical thing where he wouldn’t touch or have sex with blank flanks, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t do stuff to him! She sped up her movement, all her concentration on the tactile feedback her magic was giving her about Anon’s apparently amazing cock. He leaned back in the tub, and stared at her with half lidded eyes and gripped the sides as she felt him cum. Gripping him tighter, she jerked him for all her magic was worth, and paid him back for fucking her new friends Tiara and Spoon in front of her without sharing.

“Sweetie Belle, are you two finished in here yet?”

Smaller marshmallow pony leapt three feet into the air like a spooked cat. Anon was hanging onto the edge of the tub for dear life panting. The young unicorn’s magical hand job had given him the most ridiculous orgasm he’d had since his first time as a teenager. She clearly had a gift. Rarity neighed at her sister. Anon was too drained to care if it was about her jerking him off.

“Sweetie Belle! Look at the poor thing, the water must be too hot for him!”

Rarity levitated Anon out of the tub and swaddled him in thick girly towels.

“What is that on your back, dear? Did you get splashed?”

Sweetie Belle looked back in shock, worried Anon had splashed her with cum. Instead, she found she had gotten her cutie mark!

“Oh my, is that what I think it is… wait, what is it?” Rarity tilted her head as she tried to figure out her sister’s special talent. “Huh. It’s a green glowing marshmallow… and a human hand?”

Anon watched the white unicorn turn bright red as she realized she just received her cutie mark for magical hand jobs.

Chapter 8 - More marshmallow pones

“Well, I suppose it means you are good with humans, or something? These things can be pretty cryptic you know. My cutie mark is 3 gems, my special talent is a spell to locate precious stones, yet I run a boutique as a fashionista! There really are no hard and fast rules on how you use your special talent…”

Sweetie Belle looked guilty and nervous, though she often looked that way these days. A filly must have her secrets, she supposed. Rarity eyed Anon with mild suspicion as she dried him with the towels. Her expression quickly changed to positive as she changed gears.

“Well, it won’t do to have this human running around without any clothes! Sweetie Belle, would you be so kind as to start dinner? Make whatever you like!”

The little unicorn left the bathroom to go to the kitchen. Now Rarity had him all to herself.

“Well, come along Anon. We simply must do something about your wardrobe. Or lack thereof, as it were.”

Rarity floated the still panting Anon out to her workshop. Taking a quick look to ensure Sweetie Belle was busy making a mess of the kitchen, she closed the blinds and locked the door. She set the confused Anon on the floor and removed the towels.

“Well, let’s see what we have to work with…”

Taking out several strips of measuring tape, she used her magic to zoom them around them as a classical piano started to play in the background.

“Anon of mine, tell me where have you been!
You showed up with no pants,
Your wardrobe disappeared!
Anon of mine, tell me where did you go?
My Sweetie Belle has a cutie mark,
Regarding things
I may not wish to know!

I remember blue skies and fillies in socks,
And then you showed up naked,
With Sweetie Belle’s face against your cock!
I saw your tears plead innocence,
Yet my sister played it off…
As if it wasn’t her very first time
to be so close against your crotch!”

Rarity snapped out of the musical number, slightly confused. Alternative rock really wasn’t her genre. She quickly realized while she sang she had accidentally gagged and tied up Anon with the measuring tape and fabric. Without her actively controlling the montage, they had simply swirled around him in circles. She decided she should stick to the Streisand covers she was more familiar with. She sighed and started to remove the tangle of clothes from the human.

Anon had flashbacks. Terrible flashbacks. They circled him like sharks. Where was that music coming from? Why was the horse whinnying over what appeared to be a piano version of an Everclear song? The unicorn seemed lost in the music. Was this it? He was gonna be sacrificed to the horse god? A bloodthirsty metaphorical one, not the two sexy celestial sisters? The strings and cloth grew tighter as the song neared the crescendo and he found himself staring into larger marshmallow pony’s sparkly blue eyes with terror.

“I am sooo sorry about that, darling. I do so get caught up in the music. Poor thing, you look positively frightened!” as she removed the mess of cloth. She patted his head with magic as the restraints fell away.

Rarity quickly got to work, floating a sheet of soft white cotton above his head. She quickly snipped a hole and let it drape over his head like a poncho. Sleeves formed as she twisted the cloth, made adjustments, and quickly stitched a seam forming a smooth white pajama top. Then, using a second layer of black fabric, she formed a sleek layer resembling the blazer he had worn to Equestria. Then, using soft red silk, she formed a tie and attached it to the previous layers. The result was a t-shirt that looked like his old suit. She saw Anon’s eyes water with appreciation. Also his dick poked the shirt up.

This pony was so nice! The weird music strangling thing must have been an accident, she even went to the trouble of making him a shirt that looked like his old one! She didn’t even seem to be mad about the hand job thiii… Anon’s thoughts of how generous marshmallow sister was got cut off by her taking his cock into her mouth.

Rarity felt so bad for the poor human. He had arrived so scared and she just frightened him again! As she felt Anon’s cock press against her tongue she heard him gasp. She circled his head with her tongue and slurped. The heat from it radiated in her mouth as she felt him get harder. She sped up as she focused her magic.

Anon’s eyes widened as he felt pressure on his balls. Then he saw her glowing horn and relaxed as Rarity kneaded and massaged his balls. Her head continued to bob forward and back. She gently squeezed his balls as she felt him begin to come in her mouth. She pulled back and opened her mouth wide, using her magic to milk his cock as it sprayed across her face. Using an extra piece of silk, she wiped the semen off her face and licked Anon’s cock clean.

Rarity decided Anon didn’t need pants yet.

“Raaaarity! Food is doooone!”

“Oh dear, I seem to have lost track of time. Well, I suppose that will do for now. I can work on the rest of your ensemble after dinner!”

Marshmallow pony abruptly left the pants less Anon, who proceeded to follow her over to the dining vestibule with Sweetie. Somehow the entire kitchen had become covered in syrup and cake batter, despite the meal clearly being a Caesar salad and potato soup. After sitting for a moment, Anon saw they were seeing if he liked the meal. He gratefully ate the soup and salad, which provided some relief to his whiskey ravaged digestive tract.

Sweetie Belle was glad Anon seemed to enjoy her meal. Hopefully she managed to snag a general human related cutie mark and not one with such a specific purpose as hand jobs. Maybe she’s just really good at telekinesis? Rarity also seemed to approve to as she began to eat her meal. Hopefully she wouldn’t notice the crushed up Lunesta she put in her soup. It wouldn’t do for her to be interrupted again. Not when she finally got her cutie mark.

Their dinner finished, Rarity let out a huge, unladylike yawn.

“Oh, my! How rude of me. I suppose it has been a long day.”

Anon abruptly fell face forward on the table, snoring. Sweetie Belle’s face was a mask of horror. Rarity looked at her with suspicion, until she too instantly fell unconscious. Sweetie prodded her sister and the human with a salad spoon. Both out. Huh. Oh well. She levitated Rarity to her room, tucking her in tightly. Then she brought the unconscious Anon to her room to break in that cutie mark.

“So. This is with whom thoust was hiding.”

Anon found himself staring up at moon butt again. Only this time she was speaking perfect English.

“What’s going on? Where am I? Princess Luna? Wait, no..." shouted a familiar voice.

Rarity was there with them. In a darkly lit castle with tattered wall hangings, Nightmare Moon glared down at them from her dark throne.

Chapter 9 - Moon butt and scorched marshallow

“You are in my realm now, human! You will pay for the humiliation you caused us!”

Anon regarded the night mare.

“Your voice is lovely, Luna. I wish I could hear it all the time. Also, I have no idea what you are talking about.”

Nightmare Moon regarded back Anon carefully.

“I am Nightmare Moon in this form, not Luna! You will address me as such! You believe you can have your way with our royal person without taking responsibility?”

Rarity was confused. The human had sex with Luna? Why did that turn her on so much?

“Responsibility how? We had sex Luna. Pretty awesome sex, from the broken fragments I can remember. It’s not like you can get pregnant from me.”

“You were our first! How dare you shirk that?!” Nightmare Moon shook with rage. “None can challenge us in the land of dreams Anon!”

Nightmare Moon fired a gigantic energy blast at the human.

“No, that’s not true Luna. You’ve never been in my dreams, have you? I always nap during the day.”

Anon batted the laser away using a random wooden salad tosser with total disregard to physics.

"Luna, we are the makers of music,
and we are the dreamers of dark dreams.
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;—
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams"

“Anon, where did you get that thing? Is that my salad spoon?” shouted Rarity.

“No Rarity. You ponies have to realize there is no spoon.”

A multicolor glow surrounded Anon.

“This is what we call an ascended Super Sai…”

Anon looked back and realized he had grown wings and a horn, along with yellow highlights in his now long flowing hair.

“… whatever. KA ME HA MEEEEE HAAAAAAA!”

Rainbow colored laser beams shot from his hands as they surrounded Nightmare Moon. She writhed in agony as the dark cloud melted away, leaving a filly Luna.

“Oh Anon… I’ve been such a bad girl… punish me more!”

Anon and Rarity suddenly found themselves slightly uncomfortable. They stared into each other’s eyes for a long moment, looking for judgement. Finding none, they finally relaxed.

“Soooo, I think I’m gonna spank then fuck this pony now. Wanna help?”

Marshmallow pony smiled as a shadow spilled over her, washing her white coat in darkness. What emerged was a being every bit the equal of Luna’s alter ego, the Nightmare Rarity.

“Oh my, I did so miss having such a luxurious flowing mane!” She coughed. “I mean, you silly foals! I have returned to punish the one who dared to usurp my mantle! Resurp. Redosurp?”

Rarity shook her head and giggled. She so enjoyed this kind of play! A ball gag and paddle materialized out of nowhere.

“Oh no! We are so soww!” shouted Luna as the ball gag went on.

Anon shook his head and smiled. Freaking unicorns and their weird fetishes. He flexed and his clothes exploded from his body, only to be instantly replaced by a black leather speedo and steel ring bound leather chest straps. He approached the small princess and watched as she trembled. He nodded to Nightmare Rarity.

The paddle swung swiftly as it met her tender flank. The young alicorn let loose a muffled yelp as tears filled her eyes. Nightmare Rarity had no sympathy as she continued to swat the young pony repeatedly.

Anon kissed Rarity as she paddled night horse. Then leading her around to the front, he had her recline on the padded throne. He removed Luna’s ball gag as he shoved her face into Nightmarity’s sopping wet pussy.

Moving behind, he rubbed his dick up and down her pussy lips. Luna was wet. Tiny princess was loving this. She eagerly dug into Rarity’s plot.

“Hmmm, it seems my former host wants to get reacquainted!” gasped Nightmare Rarity. Her hooves pulled Luna’s head in tighter as Anon shoved his dick into the small horse.

Luna stared into Rarity’s slit pupils. She felt so small and insignificant as she felt herself drunk in by her dark counterpart’s gaze. The human pounded at her tender little slit with his human cock. She got off on being punished. It had been this way for the princess ever since she got zapped by the elements of harmony. It was hard for her to get off while trying to keep up the dignity of princess hood. Her eyes rolled back in her head as Anon and Rarity used her like a plaything.

Nightmare Rarity’s pussy erupted under Luna’s assault. Even as she found her muzzle flooded by Rarity’s juices the princess never let up, using her horn to telekinetically grind against gem horse’s G spot. Years of secretly using the ponies of Equestria to sate her ever growing sexual desires had taught her many little tricks regarding delicious mare anatomy.

Anon felt the filly convulse on his cock as he pounded her. Shit, she was really getting off on this. He sped up to try and catch up, he wasn’t close yet. He picked Luna’s rear end off the ground with one hand as he played with her fluffy wings with his left. Shit, still not enough. He stared into Rarity’s eyes as she got eaten by the princess. There we go. His balls let loose as he dove into her glazed half slit eyes as she came from the little horse eating her pony pussy.

Luna died as she felt Anon cum in her again. Due to her being so uptight, her orgy with Discord, Anon, and Celestia had actually been her first sexual experience in the real world. Her tight pony pussy welcomed his seed.

Luna, Rarity, and Anon collapsed into a pile. Anon found himself absentmindedly petting Luna.

“Holy shit that was fun.”

“Oh Anon, I hope you don’t think your work here is done.”

Nightmare Rarity floated Luna over the arm of the throne as she wiggled her dripping plot at Anon. Luna’s eyes went wide with tears as the ball gag was shoved back into her mouth and the paddle slapped against her still quivering flank.

Anon nodded at gem horse. He rolled her onto her back, rubbing her fluffy chest tuft. Anon had developed a weird missionary horse fetish in his short time in Equestria.

“Foolish human! You think you…” Rarity's role-play trailed off and gasped as Anon’s cock entered her. Dialogue was forgotten as she tried to maintain enough magical focus to continue spanking Luna’s blue flank an even darker purple.

Luna was lost as Rarity continued to spank her ass. She continued to orgasm as she watched Anon fuck her predecessor.

As he filled Nightmare stylish pony with semen, he felt her pussy spasm on his cock. He collapsed across her chest as crazy pony orgasms assaulted his penis. As he watched both ponies finally give up in a panting heap, he felt funny. He blinked. Then somehow his still open eyes blinked again. He found himself in an unfamiliar bedroom with a small white unicorn staring down at him. Sweetie Belle smiled as she put the smelling salts away.