My Little Pinkie Promise
Prologue
The rain poured down the house's windows. The sun was setting on the polluted earth. The door slammed, a depressed human walked down the gloomy walls. Nothing was the same since my parents died. I had to let one of my friends live with me. Wasn't that bad first. Until i started watching MLP, that is. He was an anti brony, just my luck. I greeted him with a simple "Hello". He returned one back. He didn't look very interested in irritating me today.
"I'm having a party tonight, K?" He said with a grin. I raised an eyebrow. I wasn't the best party person. But the ones at my house seemed to be the best. I don't know how or why, It just happens. Straight away he walked off trying to set out snacks and treats.
"Isn't that for a kids party?" I asked him. He didn't listen, he never does. By the time everyone was round, i was playing on my XBOX. I did not want to socialize with other non-bronies. But the weirdest thing happened. I felt like i was being watched, but no other people were around. Suddenly a strange sound admitted form the gaming system. Then happened again in a flash. I turned my eyes to the TV. In the corner was a weird message.
"ghost joined" & "ghost left". I was creeped out. That hadn't happened before. I turned off the machine and slowly walked down the steep stairs of my living quarters. Only to see a bunch of drunk apes sitting down on the floor. The house was trashed. The art I had painted was on the floor, so was everything else.
I woke up to see the glorious sight of a broken bed. I didn't see my roommate anywhere. That was until i went into the kitchen. My fridge was empty. "No breakfast today then..." I muttered with a sigh. John laid in front of me. (John= My Roommate) He must off passed out. That drunk bugger. Everything had either been eaten or taken. I looked out my window to see a faint pink fluff ball outside. I blinked a couple times until i clearly saw it. It was quite small. about half the size of me, but then again i was quite tall.
"The fuq am i looking at?" I thought to my self. I shuffled to the front door. I slowly controlled my trembling hand to the door knob. As i got closer to the creature it looked more and more like something i knew. It didn't move, that was the one thing that did not seem like the thing i was thinking of. Any brony would kill to see what i'm seeing. Pinkie Pie was on my front garden, but passed out.
"What the hell..." Is the only thing i could say. But soon after i got over the fact a PONY was in my yard i promised to look after it. In fact. I Pinkie Promised.
Chapter 1
Waking Up
"Dude, What the hell is THAT?!?" John asked loudly. I was holding a pink creature. It was in fact Pinkie Pie, but you know non bronies. They don't know a thing about MLP. I tried acting dumb and all, but he knows me to well. He knew that i had known the creature. Then the pink mammal moved. Her eyes widened. She tried escaping my grasp, i eventually let go. She run to the other side of the room and looked at Me and John.
"James... It's awake..." John said with a silent voice.
"YOU DON'T SAY?!?" I shouted at him. Pinkie's ears lifted at the sound of my voice tone. Then she looked at the mess, then the food and then back to us.
"Did you have a party!?!" She asked. John looked at me then fainted. My quick senses went to pick him up. Okay, Okay... I dropped him! He deserved it though! Pinkie looked at me and asked why he was sleeping. My senses told me to be sarcastic, but then again, shes from another world, she wouldn't understand. I told her that he is surprised., and may not wake up 'till later. I then lifted John up and took him to is room. Pinkie stayed downstairs, but only god knows what she did when i wasn't down with her.
When i got down again the place was spotless. There was nothing on the floor or anything! My eyes searched everything. I don't know what she did, but geez, i was grateful. I eventually asked if she wanted to stay for a bit. She looked around and said; "Yes please, but do you have any food or something? I'm STARVING!". I walked to the fridge, only t remember it was empty. But vegetables still remained. I put some carrots on the table and asked if she would like them. Pinkie replied by asking if there was anything sweet.
The treats that John had left out were pretty much all gone. I needed to go shopping soon, so i asked if she would kindly stay and look after Him. I quickly shot out to the nearest super market and collected the things i needed. By the time i got out the sun was near setting point. I had been in there for quite a bit of time.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... Are you awake?" Pinkie said as John lied on the uncomfortable mattress. She kept poking him with her hoofs. Eventually hitting him in the side were the ribs stop. A screech filled the air. He looked up at the pink creature and stared for a bit. I came home soon after that, but when i opened the door John ran passed me with some bags.
"What are you doing?" I asked quickly.
"Moving, if were keeping that...that... THING in our house, i'm leaving! Call me when you get rid of it." He said with an annoyed tone in his voice.
Chapter 2
Alone With Pinkie
I looked at the pictures of my Parents. They looked happy, I kept whispering "Come back..." to the art work. I fell onto the sofa and turned on the TV. Pinkie galloped in with a muffin i had bought. She ate it quite slowly, then just put it in her mouth whole. "How are you not surprised by me?" I asked. She looked at me funny, then returned with a weird sentence. I could only understand the end of it.
" *Swallow* What do you mean?"
"I'm not a pony like you, how are you not surprised by a world filled with people like me?" I replied. She said something about Spike, that i was like a taller version of him. When i looked back to the TV the remote was pointed at a show that i knew and loved. My little pony was on. My heart stopped and waited for Pinkie to say something. She was looking at the muffin casing, so i could quickly change the channel.
"Whats that? Something about Ponies? AWESOME! Lets watch it!" I went back to the channel it was on, i slowly pressed the select button, only to be greeted by some adverts. I let out a breath.
"That's it?". I nodded. Then she pointed at my XBOX. I told her about the machine and it's 'magic'. Pinkie asked if i could play with her. I wondered how she would use the controller. But she'll find a way. Put in a simple game. It was the only game i thought she might like. Not call of duty, she might now understand why the humans are killing each over. So, because it made a tiny bit more sense, i put Halo in. Wasn't the best choice. I had to explain why there were aliens. I made her a profile and let her wreck amok on the alien scum bags. She somehow used the Controller, i have no idea how. It was midnight when we finished the campaign. I told her that she could sleep in John's bed. Pinkie said that she would rather sleep with me. I raised an eyebrow.
Chapter 3
That Was Quick
I woke up, no one was in my bed with me. Was that a dream? I shuffled down the stairs and saw a note.
"Thank you Mr, I have gone back to Equestria with my friends, i'm sorry i didn't say good bye when you were awake.". She left, Then again i didn't think she was going to stay for a few 15 years. Only a week or more. Well, anyway. time to get breakfast. But when i opened the fridge i felt a back hurting, then my skull. Like bones were being moved and replaced. Suddenly hair grew on my body, then onto my legs then anywhere else! I felt my fingers going into my fist. Then my fist rounded. I was turning into a... a pony! I fainted.
I awoke in a pool of blood. Put felt new bones. I slowly tried walking to the mirror. I was a unicorn, But what were the bones that i felt on my back. I stretched, then saw two massive wings un fold. I was a alicorn. How? i looked back at the note, a quick scribble that red:"Oh, and i let twilight use some magic on you". God dammit. I suddenly thought of my old body, then the same pain. I was turning back Human again...? How? I had the power to switch between human and pony... Awesome...
But i felt angry, like someone cursed me. I then heard footsteps in my house. I turned to see another pony. It was unknown who, but it lunged at me. I kicked it outside, then punched it a couple times. It bit my arm, making it bleed. I let out a screech. Then started hurting the it again. I heard a soft voice saying;Please stop, you're hurting him..." Then a not so soft... "STOP!" I was lunged at by a cyan pony with a rainbow mane. Behind her was 5 overs, Pinkie was with them. She looked scared. I kicked the cyan animal of me and started running. I was in the country side so i ran to the fields.
"You're not as fast as me!" I heard as i ran. The same cyan pony followed, i quickly realized it was Rainbow Dash. She spread her wings at flew past me. I thought about the pony version of me, but only with no horn or wings. I become the same Dark blue pony, but without... Try guessing, guess, a Horn and wings. She then continued with "Still not as fast!". The huge wings un-folded out the side of my body, then i flew straight up. Only to be stopped by some purple aura. I was being pulled back to the earth. Pinkie was standing next to a purple unicorn that had her horn glowing. I struggled a bit, then gave up. I became my normal self when i hit the ground. Pinkie Pie was whispering to the others. I knew all of them. Then i felt 2 hoofs hitting the side of my head, Applejack must of knocked me out.
Chapter 4
Equestria
My head was pounding, a pain swallowed my mind. A dark room surrounded me. With my reaming strength, I lifted my arm. I couldn't get my muscles to move any part of my body. Suddenly, a bright light covered my eyes. While blinded, something moved, It was small and had spike's on it's head, then the back. I couldn't see or hear, so guessing was my only option.
"Hello Mr!" Shouted a familiar voice. I then saw the spiky lizard, it was Spike, if i remember correctly. He was looking at me funny, like i was a alien or somethi- Oh, yeah. I looked at Pinkie, she was standing reasonably close to me. I tried to talk to her, but my mouth stayed shut.