Scootaloo looked up to see Jesus coming down and cried with joy.

"You not going to die right now because everything is going to be okay."

"Yes," said Kurt Cobain.

"That sounds pretty happy," replied Scootaloo, who was now not crying.

She then lived very happy life with Rainbow Dash or something.

Billy Corgan was there too.

Author's Note

Hollywood only has the squeals to blame for the amount of smoke they produce every sixty backspaces.