HoneyMoon Express

Authors notes:

Okay I know I haven't uploaded literary anything lately but I've been busy with a lot of stuff. Anyway I'm not sure how this is going to go. Also I would like to know if there are any good artists out there for drawing and such. Need an awesome cover pic for my next Fic. Well, time to get started.

Applebloom returned home, but after stopping to see what the noise in the barn was about. She wished she hadn't, she knew that Rainbow and her sis are close, but not that close. What she had seen, she wished she could un-see.

The young fillies where learning about mating in school, it was about time too, they have been in school for about seven years and the school wanted to teach the safety of thing. Though with Ms. Cherilee being out of teaching being with Big Mac, they had a substitute come in and teach everything. Dully compared to their old teacher.

The day was young, though growing old at the same time. Twilight was setting into the horizon as Luna raised her moon. Apple bloom got to the door of her house when she realized she forgot something back at sugarcube corner. She facehooved at the thought of how stupid she was to forget her bow for her hair.

"Darn thing musta fellin off when ah was asleep..." She said as she turned around towards ponyville.

She walked past the barn hearing the moans coming from inside she just rolled her eyes and continued into town. She had a short journey ahead of her, though it was still somewhat light outside, she had a slight difficulty seeing twenty yards in front of her. She felt lost, she was tired. She continued down the dark path, it was bright when she left her house, well door step. And now it's slowly turning dark.

Applebloom had been walking for what seemed like an hour now, but dozed off while walking around twenty minutes ago. Her hooves where still carrying on, some how. She was awoken when she finally slammed her head on an apple tree, leaving a dent in the bark, while a barrage of apples assaulted her. She squeaked as her head was attacked by the apples. Once everything was calm there was only a large mound of apples on the ground, the top one fell off and Applebloom's head popped out.

"Dang nabit, where am ah?" she said as she rubbed her head.

She looked around to observe her surroundings, and blinked. It wasn't pitch black yet, she could hardly see the trees in-front of her. She looked at the tree and sighed when she seen her own facial indent on the tree. She heard the bustling of Ponyville, and she followed the sound. Town had recently gotten noisy and that was going to help her. When she got back to town she would be able to do anything she wanted.

After about fifteen minutes of walking around in the apple trees, she set foot into town. A lot of the older ponies that work night shifts around town just watched her with confused expressions. She seemed to be sleep walking again, following her own directions.

She opened her eyes and seen that she was near sugar cube corner. She tried to open the door, but it was locked.

"Drat... what time is it.. why are they closed already?" Applebloom looked around, thank Celestia for all the street lights. She looked up and noticed a light was on in one of the rooms. "Hmm.. Pinkie must be awake.."

She climbed her way up the building and got near the window. She tapped on the window. No answer. She tapped harder, making an even louder noises, but still no response. She examined the room to the best as she could. Sure enough it was Pinkie's room, but she wasn't in there. She sat there and waited, she needed her bow back. If she where to go home without it, Granny Smith would have a tissy fit. Shortly after perching on Pinkie's window she came into her room. Applebloom was going to tap on the glass but somepony else trotted in.

"Thank you sooooo very much for coming to help me Thunderlane, I've been having troubles with a specific itch, and I can't get it by myself." Pinkie did as much as she could to sway her hips while walking in. Applebloom didn't have the time to sit around and watch another sex session. She quickly banged on the glass of Pinkie's window scaring and getting the attention of both. Pinkie walked over and opened the window.

"Hiya silly! What are you doing on my roof? Do ya want to join us too!?" Pinkie said, being her always optimistic self.

"What?! She's just a filly! I can't do that, I'll get in trouble!" Thunderlane said suddenly as if taking the defensive side to the situation. Applebloom got sick at just the thought of it all. She quickly poked her head out of the window and got sick.

"Ah think Ah'll pass... Ah just came by to get my bow from downstairs in the bakery lobby." She said why spitting the rest of the vile out of her mouth. Thunderlane started to laugh at her reaction and pinkie went downstairs and shortly came back with her red bow. "Thanks, Ah'll be goin now." Applebloom said while leaving.

"Bye!" Pinkie said while waving frantically at the little filly, She then quickly turned to Thunderlane. "Now, where were we?" Thunderlane smiled coyly. "Something about an itch?" Pinkie giggled and bounced over to her bed doing a belly flop on it. "Try to find it!" Thunderlane blushed at this comment and smiled while walking closer to pinkie.

Applebloom was sick and worn out from the whole day. All the events had taken a toll on her head and she just wanted to lay down and sleep. She back tacked her way back home, choosing the long way to avoid the barn. She got to the front door of the house and crept inside quietly. She slowly made her way into her room and got into her bed. As she laid her head on the pillow, the rooster crowed, telling her the day is ready to start. "AW COME ON!" She yelled at the top of her lungs and passed back out. Everypony peered into her room and looked at each other.

"Should we let her rest, or make her get up?" Applejack said to Granny Smith

"We should let her get her sleep, she was running around all day dear." Granny said. "Where is your brother anyway?"

"He's was probably out with his new marefriend, and stayed the night with her. Ah was to busy yesterday to look for him." Applejack said. While walking down the stairs for breakfast.