Dear diary,
Today has to be the best and the worst day in my life. I finally entered the pony village and saw the most amassing things, a house made of candy, different nick nacks of all shapes and sizes that I could buy. I bought myself a cute little stuffed bunny to spice up my dwelling. I never did tell you about my home did I diary? It's a cave in the border of the everfree. I built a wall made of wood around the entrance with a pony sized door and called it home. I learned that ponies can come in all kinds of colors and sizes. There were these three foals who were sooooo adorable. They were trying to find their cutie marks in painting so I didn't see what color their coats were. Anyway i think I may of found a friend today at the village. I was trotting down the cobblestone path when this pink mare with curly pink hair trotted up to me with the biggest grin on her face. She asked if I was new and I nodded yes. She squealed and pulled me into a big hug. She told me her name was pinkie pie. She asked me my name, where I want my party, how old I was and what flavor cupcake I liked all in the same breath. I was shocked to find a mare with such a skill with words. She was amazing, she just continued to talk and talk without ever taking a breath or even pausing. She was asking what was my favorite type of jelly was when I stomped my hoof on the ground. She stopped talking as I stamped out that my name was emerald and was about to answer her other questions when she pushed an inventation into my hooves and yelled "OH NO I left the oven on I'll see you tomorrow for the party, be here at seven". I stared as she vanished in a pony shaped cloud of pink smoke. I then took a minute to collect myself and trotted back to my home, inventation in hoof to keep it safe. In my second visit of the day I decided to get to know the town better and maybe find the gray pony with the lazy eye that brought me to the town in the first place.My search didn't come up with anything but I did over hear two ponies that said the wall eyed mail mare should be back in town next week.i also grew familier with the outskirts of town that was closest to the everfree includeing a cottage that reeked of animals. Mostly herbivores so I stayed away so as to not get eaten. Diary, I hope you write back soon, I NEED advice. Should I go to the party pinky made? It could be a trap for all I know. She could be waiting there with a squadron of soulgers there waiting to kill me because I'm a no good evil dir........... No no can't let those bad thoughts get into my head, If i had one, but this is still a big risk, If I go I'm going into unknown territory with just myself and the skin on my mass and it's in the heart of town so the possibility of escape is none. Diary I really need an answer by tomorrow.for now I'm going to sleep on it. Sweet dreams diary
Its done, it took months to find all the right materials but its done I said to myself. A few days to find the right color plants, a month to get the loom made, another month to spin the plants, and two more months to sew it all but suit is done. My 3 hoof(foot) tall and 5 hoof wide tentacle mass wiggles with joy. I slowly, as to not damage the green pony suit with a yellow mane and a squiggle for a cutie mark, enter the suit . I have to shed a few of my extra tentacles to squeeze in and zip it up tight. The zipper now cleverly hidden in the tail. I sculpted two tentacles already to look and act as eyes so nopony gets suspicious. I feel around in the suit filling all the spaces as so to not have noticeable vine indentations in my new skin....and now the hard part moving like a pony. First one hoof, then the other,I trip falling on my side. It doesn't hurt because I can't feel pain. I groan to myself in annoyance. This is going to take a while. Some time later... Let's say like two days. Dear diary. I think I am ready, I have my saddle bag full of sign language books that I've taught myself. A small amount of bits I found just laying on the ground in some old castle and finally a small dagger to protect myself if necessary in my new form. I could always just rip out of this suit and choke the would be attacker but that would blow my cover. Stealth is key if I want friends..................I'm just so tired of being alone with only the animals for company. As a plant all I need to live is soil and water but The ponies don't know that, they couldn't know that because they mistake me for the thorny tentacles that eat the flesh of live victims.Even though I can't talk I will go into that small village and I will make friends that can keep my secret. I will thank the one pony every day who trusted me enough to bring her to safety and who showed me the gift that is friendship, derpy, I will find you again and I will see you as emerald, wish me luck diary. I'm going to need all I can get in the coming days.
