Ponyville Elementary "Somehow" Gets Stuck In A Rollercoaster

"Okay, how the hell did we get stuck here?" Diamond Tiara groaned.

"D.T. Discord set up an extremely complicated trap, that ended up with Princess Luna stuffing us in her very cramped closet." Silver Spoon sighed.

"What the hell am I sitting on?" Scootaloo cried out. "This isn't a chair!"

"GET THE HELL OFF ME DAMMIT!" Sweetie Belle screamed at the top her lungs.

"DAFUQ!" Scootaloo answered. After the unicorn filly began to ramble on for a moment, the orange pegasus slapped her unconscious.

"It's ridiculously crowded in here!" Apple Bloom whined. "Do we have an escape plan or something?"

"WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?! ONE OF THOSE BAT PONIES WILL JUST SHOVE US BACK IN HERE!" Diamond yelled.

"Oh, look. I found a whole pile of Pokemon trading cards in here." Somepony said.

"What hasn't Luna stuffed in here?" Twist sighed. An elephant blew it's nose. "That princess has a serious hoarding problem!"

"First that cursed Roller Coaster, and now, this?!" Tiara let out a defeated cry. "Well, at least karma finally caught up with Bloom here..."

"Tiara, don't take the Roller Coaster thing personally. Applejack and I were trying to win a Douchebag award."

"Douchebag?"

"Featherweight? Can you come over here for a moment?" The young apple farmer asked. "Diamond doesn't know about the nnual Antic Master's Douchebag Award. Could you explain it to him?"

"It's a prestigious award for those who commit antics..." He said in his trademark accent. "...named after the famed antic-ologist Sir Epich Douchebag."

"Are you kidding me?" The rich filly groaned. "An award for antics...That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! If you think your half-assed excuse is going to work on me, you are sadly mistaken."

"Diamond," Silver said. "Good news! I found a phone and-"

"ME FIRST!" Diamond grabbed the Pearphone. "Hello. Rumble, is that you on the phone? Listen, I'm trapped in a closet with over half our class. Where you ask? It's Luna's Wardrobe. Hello? And hung up, did he? YOU MAKE ME WONDER WHY I GO TO SCHOOL WITH SO MANY USELESS BUFFOONS!"

"Oh, great..." Scoots sighed. "Now what do we do?"

"Wait for something stupid, I bet..."

Luna turned around in the Royal Dining Hall of the Canterlot Castle as the door opened.

"Surrender!"  A grey colt demanded. "You're outnumbered!"

"O rly? By how much?"

"One against all you guys." He said to the princess and her whole platoon of bat pony guards. He paused. "Oh wait!"

"So, that's what happened?" Bloom asked.

"Well, that was a total embarrassment!" Diamond groaned.

"Hey, all I was trying to do was help."

"NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO HELP, JUST STAY IN PONYVILLE!" Silver screamed. "Now to get some professionals to get us out of this crazy shit."

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Rainbow Dash, Thunderlane, and Twilight Sparkle marched into the dining room. "Release the hostages or else!"

Luna looked at them.

"Damn."

"I DON'T THINK EVEN A FREAKING ARMY WILL BE ABLE TO RESCUE US!" Silver screamed. "UNBELIEVABLE! LUNA IS A MADPONY!"

"MORE LIKE INSANE!" Twilight grumbled.

"I agree with you." A deep male voice said.

"Luna is completely out of control." A more feminine voice sounded out.

"Discord!" Everyone cried out. "Get lost!"

"Nopony ever cares about me..." Celestia sighed wistfully.

"THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE RANTING WEIRDO IN THIS WARDROBE!" The rich pony stopped. "Oh, Dear Celestia, did I actually day that?"

"I'm right here you know..."

"Wait a second. Don't tell me the trolo guy is here."

"I see no Eduard Khil here."

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"