Well that escalated quickly

It was a good day for John he found out a way to go to Equestria who knew pissing God off enough would get him shocked enough to get sent there

  "Hey God guess what, Your waifu sucks," John screamed at the sky obviously preparing for something

[size=2em]["THAT IS IT I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT,"] upon screaming that God sent out so much lighting that all that was left of John was burn marks on the ground elsewhere alchestbreach can be heard saying "Mmm fried bacon,"