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Nothing Exciting Ever Happens Here

by Blank!
Merrie Naht is a quiet pony. Obedient. Normal. Mainstream. Then Rahal guitar'd her in the head.

A young mare from a family of refugees leads a remarkably average life at Cloudsdale Flight School. Her outward image of stoicism and maturity subconsciously hides a tight pack of little frustrations and miseries that threaten to overflow at any moment. Then a pirate tiger boy, hailing from science and outer space, fitted in flying power armour, guitar'd her in the frontal cranium, literally releasing her demons to wreak havoc into the world, for fun and profit and glory and because why the heck not. A wacky, bittersweet coming-of-age story ensues. What does it take, to be an adult, in a land where adults act like children? What is "getting a proper childhood" worth? What does it mean, to take responsibility for one's actions?

Everyone
Cancelled
Random
Crossover
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Sad
 
MO

11731 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

4 Chapters:

  1. Prologue or He Came From Outer Space 2012-11-21 03:53:48 UTC
    3190
  2. The Skippable And Optional Tale Of The Utmost or Robber's High 2012-11-21 03:57:19 UTC
    5975
  3. Clean, Pretty, Reliable (Revival) 2012-11-19 00:10:17 UTC
    1956
  4. A Filly Named Andromache 2012-07-06 10:12:51 UTC
    610