Chapter 1 A hectical world
Author's Note
Just so you all know this is based on the theory that dragons in Skyrim/Tamriel have the ability to jump dimensions sense they can travel between Tamriel and Sovengarde. These are some of my views on Skyrim lore and such. The main character is about level 40 and has Daedric armor and weapons. He has also accomplished everything I have in game.
(Warning) If you haven't played through at least half of the game some things may come as spoilers about some guilds and groups main quests and this knowledge is needed to understand half of the story and get the jokes Rathion makes from time to time.
Also a Proof reader and editor are needed for this story and please judge the story by its story line and not its grammar and punctuation because I can promace I won't perfect it I'm not God or Jesus
Chapter 1 A hectical world
Rathion stood at the top of the Throat of the world as his new arch nemesis, Secronel Nistrn, hovered above him. Rathion tightened his grip on his sword and shield before launching himself forward and up into the air. Secronel moved to the side in an attempt to avoid the attack but failed. Rathion grabbed onto his wing and tore it apart with his Daedric sword, forcing Secronel to land. As Secronel landed he shook off Rathion and tossed him into the rocks, breaking a bone or two.
Rathion got up and spat out some blood as he snarled, "Well I guess I shouldn't underestimate you, after all, you aren't Alduin or those weak ass elder dragons," Rathion said as he used his marked for death shout on Secronel, making him significantly weaker.
"Foolish mortal. It will take more than those shouts to stop me!" Secronel roared as Rathion used his whirlwind shout to ram into Secronel.
As the two collided, Rathion shoved his sword into the side of Secronel, tearing the scales apart and ripping his flesh up. Secronel Roared as his side burned like the very fires of hell. He could feel the power of the Daedric Princes. Secronel felt the Knowledge of Hermaeus Mora, the fury of Molag Bal, the wrath of Mehrunes Dagon, and the Madness of Sheogorath along with the other Daedric princes. Rathion was powerful and certainly a worthy opponent, but even the power of him and these Daedric lords wasn't enough to kill him.
Secronel used his unrelenting force shout on Rathion to blow him away, "Fus ro dah!" Secronel shouted as Rathion was blown back to the edge of a cliff. Secronel walked up slowly to Rathion, shaking the ground below his hand like paws. As Secronel was mere feet away, Rathion gritted his teeth and jumped back up, landing on Secronel's snout. Secronel roared as he thrashed about and used all sorts of magic to try and kill Rathion. Rathion was now sitting on his neck as Secronel used a restoration shout to restore his wings and heal his wounds. While doing this, Secronel took off and started flying as Rathion held on tightly. Secronel decided to combine his magics to create a teleport of sorts by using dimensional travel.
As he casted the spell hundreds of feet below him Secronel dove downward at break neck speeds into the large portal, "Dovahkiin, if I cannot kill you maybe the fabrics of the universe will!" Secronel roared as he darted into the portal with Rathion on his back. Rathion growled as the magics teared at his flesh and very soul. After three minutes, the two entered a new land and were on fire, now hurtling down to the ground at unimaginable speeds. Rathion was now unable to hold on anymore and let go. Rathion then casted multiple protection spells as he was one hundred feet from the ground. Rathion closed his eyes and braced for impact.
-Minutes earlier-
Twilight and her friends were outside watching the night sky and having a good time. They had a campsite set up to watch and sleep under the stars.
Pinkie bounced over to Twilight, smiling gleefully, "Twilight this is the best! I love watching stars and looking at the moon!" Pinkie Pie said as she hugged one of her best friends tightly.
"P-Pinkie I-I need air," Twilight said as she tried to separate herself from Pinkie Pie's death grip of a hug.
"Oops sorry!" Pinkie said as she let go of Twilight and smiled sheepishly, blushing a bit.
Applejack chuckled and sighed, shaking her head, "Pinkie ya need to understand that ya can't hug that tightly," Applejack said as she went over to help Twilight up.
Twilight stood up as Rainbow Dash chuckled and floated above Applejack with a bucket of ice cold water. As Dash giggled Pinkie did as well. Watching carefully, Dash then dumped the water on Applejack, making her scream.
"AAHHH!" Applejack screamed as she was soaked with the coldest water she had ever felt. Applejack looked up to see Dash floating in midair, laughing her ass off. Applejack growled and used her rope to pull Rainbow Dash out of the air and to the ground. Applejack then tackled Dash and started giving her a noogie.
"AH! No Applejack stop!" Dash said as both she and Applejack giggled and laughed as they rolled around on the grass.
"Alright you two, knock it off. The meteor shower starts in a minute or two," Twilight said, using her magic to separate them. Applejack giggled as Rainbow Dash rubbed her head.
The two were set on the ground and let go. Twilight then turned around and looked through her telescope, waiting for the meteor shower to begin. After a while, a meteor shower started and everyone marveled at the beautiful sight. About five minutes in a huge meteoroid appeared, sending out a large energy wave. Twilight and the others fell onto their behinds as the meteor flew right over their heads and a tiny ape shaped object let go of what looked like to be a dragon. The smaller object crashed into the ground about twenty or so yards away as the main meteor flew past the mountains and landed ten to twelve miles away.
"What the hay was that?" Applejack asked, looking at the smoke trail that was left behind.
"It looked like a curled up dragon and an ape like figure," Twilight responded as she gathered a few things and headed for the ape like creature.
Twilight was then stopped by Applejack and Rarity, "Darling you can't go over there! What if he's one of those dreadful Minotaurs or a wild monkey?" Rarity said, clearly worried and disgusted.
"Girls! We need to see what that figure was! It could still be alive!" Twilight said as she broke away from her two friends and rushed towards the ape like being.
As she got closer, she saw it move a bit and start to try and stand up. Twilight finally got to the figure as it sat up, clutching a demonic sword in one hand and an equally disturbing shield in the other. Twilight cautiously approached Rathion and looked at him, now noticing he had a scaled tail and his helmet looked like he had a snout to it. Twilight came to the conclusion that he wasn't a primate and was most likely a dragon, but from what she knew, dragons weren't this advanced or even this creepy.
Rathion finally had the strength to rise to his feet after drinking his most powerful potion, healing all his wounds and restoring all his lost energy and magic. Twilight gasped at Rathion's true height and form; he was six feet tall and looked very muscular and tough, his grey scales on his tail were covered in dust and dirt, but nothing else could be made out because of the armor.
"Hello?" Twilight called out, surprising Rathion, causing him to step back and ready himself for battle. As he did this, Rainbow Dash flew forward and rammed into Rathion, punching him so hard he was sent flying back twenty or so feet.
Twilight gasped from seeing her friend do this, "RAINBOW ARE YOU INSANE?!" Twilight yelled, panicking as she felt a huge magical disturbance come from Rathion.
"You hostile fiend! You should have common sense not to attack a Dovahkiin. Especially if that Dovahkiin has killed hundreds, if not thousands of dragons, undead, and those who wish to do my people and I harm!" Rathion growled as he took a deep breath then shouted several words in Draconic, summoning a giant thunderstorm. He then shouted again, breathing fire and lighting Rainbow Dash up like a candle. Rainbow Dash screamed loudly as her fur was burnt off. She ran over to the lake and doused the flames around her. Then, the others ran forward and attacked Rathion, Twilight watching in horror and awe as the being before her displayed his magical talent and spells before her very eyes.
Applejack threw her rope and attempted to tie Rathion up. Rathion caught the rope and pulled it towards him with enough force to move a boulder. Applejack flew towards Rathion and, when she got close enough, was punched in the stomach and sent flying into the trunk of a tree. This knocked her out cold, making the others more pissed off than they already were.
Twilight snapped out of her daze and froze her friends and shouted at them with her newly acquired Royal Canterlot Voice, "CHILL THE HELL OUT YOU GUYS!" Twilight screamed, making her voice echo through the valley. Everyone looked at her, including Rathion.
"Are you all idiots?! Do you not clearly see that this guy could tear you all to shreds in an instant if he wanted to?! He is just defending himself because Rainbow Dash decided to be a complete and utter shit for brains and attack him when he had no intention of harming us!" Twilight roared, causing Rainbow Dash and the others to flinch.
Rathion's eyes widened as he heard Twilight's voice, feeling power in it. "She has the voice of a Dovah. Could it be possible she could be a Dovahkiin too?" Rathion said, audibly pondering to himself.
Twilight calmed down and heard Rathion speaking and walked to him, half mad and half curious. "You, what's you're name?" Twilight asked.
"My name is Rathion. I'm an Argonian male and I am the last Dragonborn in Skyrim and all Tamriel. I am also the Thane in every hold in Skyrim which basically makes me royalty. On top of that, I'm also the Harbinger of the Companions, The Archmage of the most powerful magic college in the world, and I'm the leader of the infamous Dark brotherhood and thieves guild. I claim the title of personal champion of every Daedric Prince and have saved the entire world four times in a row. I also stopped the revolution in my country by beheading General Tullius," Rathion responded. "Now tell me your name and race," Rathion said in a somewhat commanding and asking tone at the same time.
"My name is Twilight Sparkle. I am one of the four Princesses that run our country Equestria. I was born a Unicorn female but recently I have ascended to an Alicorn and have been granted immortality," Twilight responded as she heard Rathion chuckle. "Does this amuse you Rathion?" she asked.
"Your name is strange, you are a talking horse, you can cast magic and have wings, you claim to be of undeath, you are colored brightly and seem so innocent, and the cherry on top of this all is that you're a Princess!" Rathion said as he laughed a bit, "So yes, I am very amused your Highness. All of these things you are and can do are just blasphemy and a little girl's dream in my world and any Nord would laugh their drunken asses off at this," Rathion said as he continued laughing. "Please forgive me, but this is all so new to me and hard to take seriously. I'm quite sorry if I've offended you, but this is a lot to take in," Rathion said as he finished laughing.
"Well there is no offence taken Rathion. I can tell you are from a much more harsh world filled with peril," Twilight said as she looked at his armor.
"You have no idea your Highness," Rathion responded as his potions began to wear off, making him gasp and fall to the ground.
Twilight rushed over to see if Rathion was okay. Twilight checked his vitals and noticed that they were dropping fast. She gasped and used her magic to quickly heal his wounds and mend his bones the best she could. As she finished healing Rathion, she sighed and rested for a moment before magicking Rathion up and carrying him to her palace.
"Twilight! Where are you going? You can't just leave with that jerk!" Rainbow Dash said as she walked up to her friend.
"Rainbow, here is what you fail to understand... You are the jerk! You attacked him and he just defended himself. Your irrational and abysmal decision making has caused the man a great deal of suffering and it's all your fault. He is now on the verge of death and if you hadn't caused all of this we could be on a lot better terms with Rathion," Twilight said spitefully as she kept walking, leaving a hurt, guilt ridden, and dumbfounded Rainbow Dash behind her as she carried Rathion to her castle.
Twilight entered her home and closed the large double doors behind her. Twilight trotted into the living room and set Rathion on the couch, "Rathion, I am truly sorry about this. My friends are just... dull witted at times," Twilight said to Rathion as he slept.
Twilight sat on the sofa next to the one Rathion was on and rubbed her head while trying to think this mess through. As she thought, one thing Rathion said had bugged her more than everything. "I have the voice of a Dovah, could it be possible she could be a Dovahkiin too? What does that mean?" Twilight asked herself as she looked out the window and slowly drifted to sleep...
Chapter 3 A morning with the most annoying pink horse
Pinkie dragged Rathion all over Ponyville. She introduced him to everyone she knew, even though most of them were scared shitless. Rathion sighed and pulled out one of the several copies of the Wolf Queen series he carried on him. He tuned out the annoying pink horse and began to read the long book. As he read, Pinkie stopped what she was doing and went over to see what Rathion was reading. As she peeked over his shoulder, she looked at words she couldn’t read. They were written in the language of the Argonians.
“What are ya reading?” Pinkie Pie asked as Rathion turned a page in his book.
“The series is called The Wolf Queen and I am reading volume four of eight if I’m correct,” Rathion responded as he closed the book then looked at Pinkie. “Are we going to do anything interesting?” Rathion asked with a dull, unamused look on his face.
“Well, I was going to take you to see an awesome movie and show you around Sugarcube Corner. Does that sound interesting?” Pinkie asked.
“Eh, sure. At least I won’t be sitting on my ass all day,” Rathion responded as he got up and waited for Pinkie to lead him to the thing she called The Movies. Pinkie bounced away as Rathion followed. After a few minutes, they reached a building and went inside. Pinkie talked to the clerk behind the desk and got two tickets to see some action movie. As she walked through the gates to the theater, she chose a seat in the back and sat down.
Rathion sat down next to her and stared at the screen that was playing moving pictures. Rathion was dumbfounded. Never before had he seen such amazing art that moved on its own! After a few minutes, the room darkened and the movie started. Rathion watched the ponies in the film talk about this one Ring and that it belonged to the evil necromancer Sauron. After a while, Rathion watched the main characters fight a bunch of forest spiders and orc ponies. Throughout the whole movie Rathion was silent as he watched the whole thing, never looking away.
Hours later, Rathion walked out of the theater with Pinkie Pie. He smiled under his helm, “Wow! The movie we saw was amazing! I have never seen moving pictures before! This must be invented in my world!” Rathion exclaimed.
“You’ve never seen a movie before? Wow, that sucks,” Pinkie said as they walked to Sugarcube Corner. The two walked into the shop and sat at a table. “Rathion, you stay here. I’m gonna go get Mrs. and Mr.Cake so I can introduce them to you,” Pinkie said as she ran off into another room. Rathion pulled out his book and began to read again. After a while, he heard a few childlike voices. Rathion decided to listen in on what they were saying since they were the only ones speaking in the cafe.
“Look at yourself you lame blank flanks. How can you even walk in public looking as stupid as you do. At this rate, you three will not only be blank flanks for the rest of your lives, but you’ll also be single!” Diamond Tiara said.
“Yeah! You three lameo blank flanks will stay single forever!” Silverspoon echoed.
As Rathion heard this, he scowled. He remembered back to his childhood when everyone in the village bullied him. His name wasn’t originally Rathion. No, it was Van’ra, which meant screw up in Argonian language. The reason he was named that is because when ever he was told to do something he always screwed up and made a huge mess. For this he was resented by his parents and made fun of by everyone. What made it worse is that he had a similar set of bullies by the name of Geel-Tei Andreecles and Jee-Tulm Tikeerseene. Every day the two Argonian males would harass him nonstop and made Rathion feel miserable.
Rathion clenched his fists together tightly and stood up, putting his book down. Rathion took his helmet off and placed it on the table before walking over to Diamond Tiara and her ass kissing sidekick.
“You two!” Rathion hissed. Diamond’s ears perked up as she turned around to face Rathion, who was a giant compared to her.
“W-who are you?” Diamond asked, trying to seem tough, but Rathion knew she was terrified of him.
“My name is of no importance, but I’m here to make sure you don’t harass those fillies any more. Because if you do, I’ll humiliate you so badly you’ll never come out of your home ever again,” Rathion said as he narrowed his eyes and pierced their souls with his overwhelming death stare.
“O-okay” Diamond said as she and Silver ran out of Sugarcube Corner at speeds that would make Rainbow Dash jealous.
Rathion sighed and looked at the three fillies. “Are you three okay?” Rathion asked as he crouched down to their height.
“Yeah, thanks to you they won’t bother us for a long time!” Sweetie exclaimed.
“Yeah! The way you told them off was so awesome!” Scootaloo said, smiling as she hovered in the air.
“How did you scare them like that? Your stare made them terrified! You might even be able to defeat Fluttershy’s stare!” Apple Bloom said in amazement.
“Well, thank you. May I ask what your names are?” Rathion asked as he sat down by them and used his magic to teleport his book and helmet onto the table.
“Mah’ name is Apple Bloom, that’s Sweetie Belle, and that’s Scootaloo, and together we are THE CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS YAY!!!” Apple Bloom said as the other two yelled the last part at the top of their lungs.
“By the nine! Talk about ear rape,” Rathion said under his breath as he cleaned out his right ear with his finger.
After he said this, Pinkie came back with Mr. and Mrs.Cake and walked up to the table he was at. “Oh! Hey you three,” Pinkie said, waving at the CMC. Pinkie turned to Rathion and smiled, “Rathion, these two are Mr. and Mrs.Cake. Mr. and Mrs.Cake, this is Rathion! He is practically royalty from where he’s from! He’s also saved his world a total of three times from a Dragon named Alduin, a Vampire Lord named Lord Harkon, and finally a Nordic Dragonborn named Miraak,” Pinkie said as Rathion looked at her, wondering how the hell she knew who he had defeated to save the world.
“Oh, it’s so nice to meet you Lord Rathion,” Mrs.Cake said, bowing.
“Please Mrs.Cake, there is no need for formalities. I am simply a man who is willing to give his own life to protect the innocent,” Rathion said as he chuckled.
“Now I must get going. I’m sure Princess Twilight is wondering where I am,” Rathion said as he put his book away, slipped on his helmet, and walked out the door. Rathion strolled up the streets to the crystalline castle. Rathion noticed a golden chariot in the front of the castle along with a bunch of pony guards. Rathion walked forward, not caring if they tried to stop him.
As Rathion was mere feet away from the door, he had several spears pointed at his neck. “Halt! No one is allowed inside the castle!” the lead guard barked at Rathion.
Rathion rolled his eyes and took a deep breath. “Feim zii gron!” Rathion shouted, using the become ethereal shout. He then walked through the ponies weapons unharmed. The ponies were all dumbfounded as Rathion passed through them and the castle walls like a ghost. Rathion walked into the castle’s main hall where Twilight and Celestia were talking.
“Twilight, I know you think he’s nice, but we have no idea what his intentions are and he also attacked you!” Celestia said in concern.
“No, he didn’t attack us, he defended himself because Rainbow Dash and the others attacked him!” Twilight retorted, becoming emotional.
“Even so, he is still dangerous and needs to be sealed up till we know we can trust him,” Celestia said as Rathion’s shout wore off and he was now visible and could be heard walking towards them.
Celestia looked over and watched Rathion walk towards her. She then commanded her guards to restrain him. Rathion raised his eyebrow as the guards charged at him. Rathion drew his custom made Daedric greatsword from the sheath on his back and held it with one hand while he had the life drain spell he had as a Vampire Lord in the other hand. Rathion then prepared for battle.
As the first few charged, Rathion dashed forward and rammed into them, breaking a bunch of their bones. The impact rendered the guards immobile because of how much pain they were in. The second wave of guards charged at him, causing Rathion to sigh as he took a deep breath. “FUS RO DAH!” Rathion’s shout sent what was left of the guards Celestia had brought into the walls around them.
Rathion approached Celestia as she charged up her horn. Rathion raised his greatsword into the air as a high pitched ringing sound came from it, the sword becoming engulfed in hellfire. “Please stop this. I do not wish to fight you,” Rathion said, only receiving a growl and a dirty look from Celestia.
“Celestia stop! He doesn’t want to fight!” Twilight said as she stood in front of her former teacher.
“No! He has caused too much damage and now my guards are nearly dead because of him!” She growled before firing her spell at Rathion. Rathion was then hit by the huge fiery ball of death, launching him backwards into the far wall.
Rathion spat out some blood and stood back up. “I gave you a chance to sort this out peacefully, but now you have forced my hand into violence,” Rathion growled as he shot several explosive life drain spells at her. Celestia dodged the first two, but was then hit by the other three. She felt her energy quickly drain from the spell that hit her.
She stood up and fired a giant beam at Rathion, making him retaliate with a beam composed of fire, lightning, vampiric drain, and frost spells. Rathion knew he wasn’t strong enough to fight off her spell, but he did his best to weaken it. His magicka eventually ran out and Rathion braced for impact. As he was hit by the spell, Rathion was blown into the wall behind him and was rendered immobile from the waist down.
Celestia charged up her horn as Rathion smirked, he then used his restoration magic to heal his wounds and cure his paralysis. Rathion then grabbed Celestia’s head and slammed it into the wall. As he did this a sickening crunch was heard as Celestia’s muzzle was broken.
Rathion let go of Celestia and backed up thinking she was finished. Rathion huffed and turned around as Celestia casted a healing spell to restore her broken bones and blood that she lost. Celestia snarled and fired multiple spells at Rathion hitting him and blowing him into a wall.
Rathion spit out blood and chuckled he then took in a breath and shouted, “Mul qua diiv!” As he shouted using the dragon aspect shout glowing armor showed around his Daedric armor, and a spectral dragonborn appeared next to Rathion.
Celestia smirked and chuckled, “This won’t help you demon!” She barked as she summoned up a huge beam of light and fired it at Rathion. Rathion’s accident dragonborn was vaporized and not a split second later he was blown through several walls and landed in the throne room of the castle.
Rathion groaned as Celestia stood over him preparing to deal a final blow to Rathion, “Princess! Stop this! If his people and followers find out you hurt him or even killed him, they’d all work together to destroy us!” Twilight said, panicked.
Celestia approached Rathion and prepared to nullify his magic and capture him, but a voice that sounded old, wise, and sickening came out of nowhere. “How dare you defile my champion like this you mortal wretch!” the voice said as a black mist formed all around the room and tentacles emerged from the darkness.
Rathion looked up and smiled. “Lord Hermaeus Mora, I’m surprised to see you here defending me. You’ve never done this with anyone else but Miraak,” Rathion said, chuckling.
“There are things I have planned for you Rathion. I have many things for you to learn, but for now you need to focus on slaying Secronel Nistrn,” Hermaeus Mora said, turning his attention back to Celestia as his tentacles wrapped around her limbs and horn.
“Listen here mortal. If I come back to this world and find out that you’ve harmed my champion or killed him, let’s just say that you will be wishing I put you in the soul carin instead of what I would do to you,” Hermaeus Mora said slowly, sounding old, wise, and scary as hell as of now. Hermaeus dropped Celestia then used a bit of his power to heal Rathion before vanishing into thin air.
Celestia stood back up, looking a bit scared as she was breathing less frantically than she was before. Eventually, she calmed down and sighed.
“See Celestia! I told you that other beings will hurt you if you hurt him,” Twilight said as she shivered, remembering how Hermaeus Mora looked.
Celestia sighed. “You're right Twilight. I wasn’t thinking and I let my rage blind me,” Celestia said as she turned around and walked towards Rathion, who was still on the ground.
“What do you want now?” Rathion asked as Celestia offered a hoof to help him up.
Rathion stared at her hoof for a few seconds before taking it and allowing Celestia to help him up. “Look, I’m sorry about attacking you, but next time just surrender and we can deal with the situation peacefully” Celestia says as Rathion scoffed.
“I see well we shall do that next time” Rathion says as Twilight had medics come in and pick up the injured guards and carry them off to the hospital.
