Prototype-Equestrian visitor

Over the next year, Alex and Scootaloo lived happily. Alex finished the cottage and filled it with home made furniture. Scootaloo made more friends, and they weren't discovered. It was kind of a waste that Alex never even went into town, he could get all he needed in the forest for free.

"Say, Dad. Do you ever get...lonely? Staying in the forest all day every day?" Scootaloo asks while they sat in the living room

"Not really, it beats getting shot at all day every day, or getting mauled, eaten, smashed, blown up-"

"Okay! I get it. I was just wondering."

"How has school been going?"

"Good, great actually. Would it be alright if I held a sleep over here?"

"I don't see why not."

"Thank you! I was how many people is too many?"

"I'd say...ten?"

"Okay, I'll invite them tomorrow."

"I'm guessing it will be on saturday?"

"Yeah, today is thursday right?"

"it is. Bedtime."

"Damn-sorry!"

"Don't care."

"Oh, I wish you would have told me sooner. Goodnight dad." Scootaloo gets up to go to bed when there's a knocking at the door.

"Open the door by order of Celestia!" Alex turns into his pony form before answering the door

"How may I help you?" Alex asks a royal guard. Instead of answering, the 'guard' just hits Alex with the flat of his sword. "You're not a royal guard, are you?" Alex asks, the 'guard' was stunned at how Alex was completely unaffected by his attack.

"Hooves behind your back, you're under arrest."

"For what?"

"For assaulting a royal guard."

"He did no such thing! You hit him!" The 'guard' pointed his sword point at Scootaloo.

"Shut your mouth before I cut your head off!"

"Just try it." Scootaloo eggs on.

"Fine, you asked for it!" The 'guard' raises his sword to strike and brings it down with lighting fast speed. "What the?!" His sword was blocked by Alex's hoof, the blade dug deep into his fore-leg.

"Big mistake." Alex laughs, he spins the 'guard around and flips him onto his back. "Now, what I'm going to do is; I'm going to give you thirty seconds before I start to hunt you down, if you escape, you live, if you don't...let's just say it'll be excruciatingly painful. Go.

*poof* The 'guard' teleported away.

"Dammit. Anyways, bedtime Scoots, you got school in the morning." Scootaloo moves back towards her room and Goes to bed.

-

"So yeah, come to my place tonight for the sleepover." Scootaloo tells her group of friends.

"Uh, sorry Scoots, Rarity wants Applebloom and I to help her tonight." Sweetie explains

"Yeah, sorry Scoots."

"We can all go though." Archer says. The other six nod in agreement.

"Uh, okay. Get there around six or seven." The bell rings and they all get to their desks.

-

"Get the fuck out of here!" Alex shouted as he dodged another guards attack.

"By order of Celestia you are under arrest!" The only reason he wasn't slicing them into pony sushi, was that in his pony form, most of his weapons make him unbalanced. The only one that worked was muscle mass.

"What did I do?"

"You are charged with assault on a Royal guard! Surrender peacefully!" While Scootaloo was at school, Alex was defending himself from what must have been a force of fifty guards.

"Fine! I surrender, just don't attack the house or my daughter."

"Deal." The commander slapped some magic blocking hoofcuffs on Alex and threw him in a cage.

"Wait! Can some put a note on my dining table for my daughter when she gets home?"

"Sure, why not?"

"Okay, write 'Dad had to go out for a while, go ahead and have fun at your sleep over, I should be home in the morning'."

"Got it."

"Thanks." They got to Canterlot after a two hour ride and threw the cage down in front of a large, white pony with an endlessly flowing mane.

"And you are...?" Alex asks

"I am Princess Celestia, scum." The white pony answers.

"Scum?"

"You attacked one of my guards."

"I did no such thing."

"And he slaughtered fourteen guards when we tried to arrest him." The same guard from last night said.

"You're a monster!" Celestia exclaims, horrified.

"You really are retarded-"

"You do not speak to royalty that way, welp!" The corrupt guard shouts.

"Anyways, you are seriously retarded. How about you get the other persons side before jumping to conclusions."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, you are jumping to the conclusion that I am a bad guy, just because your guard says so-"

"Well, why shouldn't I trust my guards?"

"Will you let me finish you dumb bitch! I have a witness that proves I did not assault that guard, the same one that calls me a murderer. My daughter saw the whole thing. Your trusted, loyal, dependable guard here tried to murder her last night, I still have the scar from where he struck me!" Alex argues, he lifts up his hoof and shows the still forming scar and Celestia stares daggers into the twisted guard.

"I will drop your assault charges, but you will still be arrested for insulting royalty."

"That's bullshit."

"It's the law." Alex's ears perk up when he hears Scootaloo calling for his help.

"Look, you gotta let me go! My daughter needs me, now!"

"You're not going anywhere but the dungeon."

"Fuck it, I tried to do this the civilized way, but looks like I'm breaking out."

"You won't escape, your magic is inhibited by the cuffs."

"Well my magic...ain't magic." Alex says before slipping the cuff from his hooves to hers. The guards are all knocked unconscious by a ground pound. Celestia lay pouting in the ground.

"You will be sentenced to death for this, you know that?"

"Fuck death, I don't die easily." Alex demonstrates by standing in front of Celestia and slitting his throat with a guards blade. "See? Fuck your rules, I'm a demi-god." Alex jumps through the large, stained glass window and glides towards the Everfree.

-

(Meanwhile, at the cottage before Alex runs)

"Okay, what should we do first?"

"We could look through your dad's stuff." Platinum plate suggests.

"No! He would literally gut you alive if you went in his room!"

"We could...play truth or dare!" Wheat flare suggests.

"Alright, I guess." They all get in a semi-circle and after an hour or two of risky dares and embarrassing truths, Platinum dares an all to eager Risk Walker to go all the way with Scootaloo.

"No, I'm not doing this." Scootaloo protests

"C'mon! It'll be fun!" Risk pleas.

"No, I'm done."

"You're going to do this!" Risk says before pouncing on Scootaloo.

"Get off of me!"

"No!"

"Dad! Dad help!"

"He can't hear you from here!" Scootaloo manages to stave off Risk until Alex shows up

"You're gunna wish you were never born!" Alex shouts at the top of his lungs as he bursts through the front door.

-

"You're gunna wish you were never born!" Alex rushes up stairs and burst into Scootaloo's room to find her holding off a rape.

"Get him off of me dad!" Scootaloo cries. Alex morphs back to his human form and picks the foal up by his throat.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?!"

"I'm trying to get laid! Get out of here so I can." Alex brings the pre-rapist up to his face,

"You're trying to rape...my daughter?"

"And what are you going to to about it?"

"Listen kid, I was just arrested by the royal guard, spat in Celestia's face, and then continued to leave her hoofcuffed in her own throne room surrounded by unconscious guards. WHAT THE FUCK WON'T I DO!" He slammed the kid on the ground and punted him through the window and continued to burst through the wall.

"No, please!" Risk screams.

"You earned this." Alex said before using muscle mass. "You come to my house, I agree to let you stay the night at my house, you then turn around and try to RAPE MY DAUGHTER." Alex punches the small colt in the stomach as hard as possible, which sent him flying backwards into a tree and breaking his ribs.

"Please stop!" Scootaloo jumps down out of the low hole in the wall and stands next to Alex.

"Tell me Scootaloo, let him live with the pain of broken bones and the title of a rapist, or kill him." Alex asks his daughter.

"I think you should let him live with his shame."

"Good." Alex walks over to the quivering Risk and heals him enough to where he'll live, but he'll still be in a shit-ton of pain.

-

(meanwhile (again(why do I keep doing this?(PARENTHESESCEPTION)) at the castle)

"Guards! GUARDS!" Celestia shouts. Some guards bust in, ready to fight.

"What is it, my Princess?" Shining armor calls.

"I...need some help..." She turns red in the face "I have been assaulted and left to rot by a traitor. And arrest Midnight eye for his traitorous actions."

"Of course, my Princess." Shining said before he uncuffed Celestia. "Shall I go and attack him?"

"Don't attack him, he won't die. Capture him at all costs." Shining salutes before he starts to charge a mass teleportation spell.

"Why did he attack? Did he say something about a daughter?"

-

(Back at Alex's cottage(I LIKE PARENTHESES) )

"Are you sorry?"

"Yes! I'm sorry!" Risk squealed

"And you, Platinum. What the fuck were you thinking!" Alex lifted him into the air.

"I w-w-wasn't."

"Exactly! How old are you?"

"Thirteen...I-I'm thirteen."

"Thirteen! You're thirteen and you dare another thirteen year old to fuck my daughter!?" Alex was steaming.

"I'm sorry! Don't kill me!" Platinum was in tears.

"Where do your parents live?"

"No! Don't tell them! Kill me instead!"

"WHERE DO THEY LIVE!"

"North trot avenue!"

"Scootaloo, are you alright?"

"Yeah dad I'm fine" Alex turns back to a pony and sets Risk on his back.

"Platinum, you're coming with us. And the rest of you, if you leave, I will find you, and I will gut you alive." Scootaloo walks out with Alex and Platinum. They were going to take these children back home to their parents.