Welcome to the world, a world where friendship is magic, the ponies are somewhat self-aware that this is a parody, and the writer was probably drunk as all hell when he came up with this idea. There are many seasons that revolve around the life and times of Twilight Sparkle, a rising star master of a parody of a children's card game, and all of her friends, who probably bear no importance in the story whatsoever.

I know this is probably going to get me a lot of salt, but if Dawn Biscuit successfully pulled off Adagio's Evil Council of Doom, then I can sure as hell accomplish with this!

[Disclaimer] This story is in no ways made to make sense, and will most likely blatantly rip-off the series itself. But luckily for us, this is a fanfiction, one of the most sacred and untouched lands of the legal system. Please consult a doctor before consuming this fanfic, as some of the jokes will either cause your heart to stop functioning, or make you disappointed that someone is ponifying this abridged series for your viewing pleasure.