You know... There's a rumor going about of a monster that lives out in the forest next to town. They say it's as tall as a minotaur and even walks like one yet has these long things coming out of it's hand that it uses to grip and wield things. It doesn't have horns, fur, gills, scales, or anything else a lot of the creatures of the woods have. They say its completely out of this world. Something from a sci-fi or horror story.
A lot of ponies have said that it can be found deep in the forest and has been getting closer and closer to the edge of the forest of late. Most ponies are looking towards the princesses to do something about the dangerous monster, so they send their ever so faithful dog to hunt it down. Such is the order of things. A problem is presented and it's usually taken care of.
Though if you ask me, it's probably nothing but hogwash. If there were really something out there it would make a sound.