Chapter 1 the bloody battle
On eight thirty pm I was taking the medince when I was taking my med in my closet and I was hiding in the closet with my tablet and my cell phone and I just peeking out the closet but when the ponies royal guard was left behind. But on six thirty am I sudden wake early getting a weapon and my brother air soft pistol of nazi colt. But I started to open the door quietly.
I started to get out the closet and tip toe my foot with my shoes on but I saw the Luna royal guard was feasting the postman flesh of half his legs and his penis I started to open the door quietly but I had the chef knife with me but I saw it was my package of my destiny ghost edition game for Xbox one it was here but it was cover in hand blood from the postman arms I started to realize the Luna royal guard eating postman flesh they was acting like dinosaur of ratporsarus of blue. I started to whisper, oh my god Luna royal guard is one act like a fucking dinosaur. But who the alpha of giant ponies that giving a Luna royal guard command it maybe the nightmare moon I hoped.
I started to get a clue myself in whisper my voice I was closing the door gentily and leave the post and hand behind. But I couldn't get the mail when Luna royal guard was feasting the poor postman behind they might caught and started feast my flesh for nothing. But on five second I have no choice is go to the mail truck and find Luna royal guard that he was feeding himself with postman flesh and I started use my cell phone to play music jurrasic world sad piano music to get Luna royal guard attention when I was ready to kill him with my chef knife and he was running toward me and I started to run and tackle him by stabbing on his throat five time and stab him hard by playing my whistle of lalluby sleeping music.
But I dropped the Luna royal guard body down and I take his body and putting tail and paper tail on the grass floor and I start burning the flame with firewood and start using my chef knife and started to butcher the royal guard flesh of skin and take out the armor and peel the bat wing and I was burning the Luna royal guard legs I cut his leg off with my mom favorite chef Bowie knife but i started to use the frying pan to cook Luna royal guard flesh of his leg and I started to eat his legs but it always taste like KFC chicken.
I bet myself in my I head. But started to take out the Luna royal guard head peel of the meat and eyeball and it Luna royal guard skull as my trophie as the predator will of the predator elder with my predator language letter of the T and write on my forehead for the will of the predator.
On July Thursday on before the independent day it was my birthday and I just have a pizza but my idiot sister was watching my little pony on discovery family network. But starting myself what happen to transformer on discover family network. But anyway I was heading home with nanny in law that she never kill herself.
But who care but anyway I was playing call of duty advanced warfare on Xbox one but when I started to turn off Xbox and I use my tablet but in my funny idea of YouTube poop pan frying nemo of the jellyfish since.
I start to make my idea about Bong hit for Jesus part but it going to be funny of the brony reacting of my post. I search to picture of celestia smoking weed. Picture I pick first and go to my google plus account my username Jul Mdama. But i made the post call " BONG HIT 4 CELESTIA ".
I started to posted and the brony accounted was putting thumb ups of it was going more and getting more as I thought to be and one comment of the brony was posting my death message it was from God storm dash. The posted from God storm dash was said the note of comment to me was.
By the time in July 4th, 2015 for the firework will not started and sky will be red of blood and sun and moon will go eclipse and Princess celestia be ready to bring the war to human on earth that was none foretold by the equestrian that when ponies started to grow huge. and started to climb out the endless pits of equestiran through human world and will be bloody war on the town in the their ponies brains will be mind control by the sun with my ponies idol as the weapon and their is no escape from people and no shelter will be hiding will be feast the building and getting ready to wars. But you have two day to live from the end world is near it was only the beginning to riot. No human army can't be save and the government force and army they will be suspended forever on 2:30 pm and war was only the beginning.
Sincerely the Grim Reaper.
I was getting nodded it was a joke or seriously a death of world end. I post comment
Ha that gay, it that all you got from world ending. That Gay to you. I would started hiding in the closet and setting camp outpost or I would take shelter in the fridge just like from Indiana Jones movies.
I post to comment to God storm dash but he was never responded back. But I heard the glass was breaking in the window and my sister and my aunt was screaming in horror it was robbery hostage. But I was taking shelter and take my cell phone and my iPad and go in the closet and close the door and lock the door...
It was something it was never believe when I was hiding in the closet.
