War of the 200 Ships!by trahzoChaptersCh.1: Declaration of War!Ch.2: Fights! Lots of Fights!Ch.3: Hunted Down.Ch.4: The Final Battle With Xeenam!Prologue: Guess Who Just Burst Through the Gates of Hell?Ch.1: Declaration of War!Spike had won many hearts over the years. He was such an amazing gentleman, knowing just what his girls want. though spending time with all 200 would be something really hard. Causing petty fights to break out, but Spike made sure to stop them from fighting. Unfortunately, what's going to happen now, will be something his words can never stop! "Ships 101-200? DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP!!!" Rainbow Dash shouted! "What? You ships 1-100 hags wanna fight?" Night Glider shouted back! "Girls! Don't do this!" Spike pleaded. "Sorry Spike, but this new batch are just too many girls!" That's when Shogun Deezutra, captain of Twilight's royal guard walked in to see a sad Spike, on his knees. "Master Spike! What has happened?" "M...my girls are going to war!" "What?!" "My words wont be enough to stop them now..." "(Was this what Nerzo warned Trahzo about?! I gotta find my nephew Veetrix and then tell Trahzo & the others, Nerzo & Hexo may be converging right now!) Young master, I must go!" "Where are you going captain?" "It's something very important! I'll be back soon, j-just make sure all of my troops are near you for I sense a great deal of harm will come to you!" Then Deezutra ran off! Meanwhile... "Report vixen 1111!" Said Omnifox. "Omnifox! Nerzo & Hexo are alive and have met-up with Xeenam!" "*Gasp!*" Went everyone. "What?! Those guys are still around & kicking? I though Trahzo beat them!" Said Brak! "They must be stronger than we thought." Said Blood Brandy. "Trahzo, what will we do now?" "We fight! We must stop Nerzo, Hexo, and Xeenam, the war is not as bad as he thinks!" Said Trahzo. "I know we can win!" "Um...remember our last confrontation with Xeenam in Pimp Spike's Swag volume 5? We all got Yamcha'd! He was going to finish us off until that guy Electroman arrived!" Spikerulez302 pointed out. "Yes, you guys were owned & rekt badly. I may have laughed, but at least I saved you all by writing in a superhero from another world bullshit." Panzerbrony, Black Kirin, and Lance Blazer looked away in humiliation from that fight. Then there was banging on the door. Geoice then opened the door. "Trahzo! Th-the war is going to happen! We must stop Nerzo & Hexo at on..." "We know Deezutra." Replied Ember Queheran Discordia. "We're about to head out now...but I have a little question for you Trahzo, how come Xeenam has appeared differently in a bunch of your stories? In Junior Speedster Flight Camp Scootaloo & Her Winged Pals he was a dark angel, in your Equestria Region series he was a hooded figure who pulled a Starscream, in the story starring Deezutra he was a demon samurai, and now other versions of him are just full on demon!" "Didn't he explain it back in Pimp Spike's Swag Volume 5? He was created by multiple different minds who had the same idea at the same exact time & for the same exact purpose! When he was created, he gained a connection with every version as in, once he dies, the energy is spread to all the worlds that are closest." "Yeah, but I have another question, in that fight, it's obvious he comes from another world, but...what about the Xeenam of this world?" The room then fell silent. "Wait, you gotta be bullshitting me! So there's the possibility of a 2nd Xeenam in this world?!" Said Omnifox. "Trahzo, th-this cannot be true right?" "..." "Trahzo?!" "I'm sorry, but there are 2 Xeenams in this world!" Everyone gasped! "Wh-when did this happen?" "Don't worry, that other Xeenam died after the events of War of the 100 Ships." "Wait, but doesn't that mean he'll be breaking through the gates of Hell as well?" Panicked Lance Blazer. "...yes!" "Crap!" Everyone shouted. "Don't worry, I have just the solution, just let me make a phone call, then we're off!" After that call, everyone entered the fray, ready to stop Nerzo, Hexo, and Xeenam! Meanwhile, in a huge grass field, a raging wind blew as ships 1-100 stood at the left side, while ships 101-200 stood at the right! "We were Spike's 1st girls!" Said Applebloom my 1st ship. "Yeah, but the classics have been done to death!" Shouted Crystal Clarity, my 101st ship. And, as they glared at each other, a light blue winged dragoness with pink curled spines, and purple eyes stood at a cliff. "Wow, I'm really lost now." said the dragoness watching. Ch.2: Fights! Lots of Fights!"Spike belongs to us!" Shouted Rarity! "Please old darling, he's all ours! Trahzo said so!" Said Raricow! "What would you know about the author Trahzo? You're a shipping he co-wrote for Spikerulez302's Spike's Gals!" Replied Sunset Shimmer. "Yeah, but he still counted us." Replied Trend Setter. "Scootaloo, you will stand down!" Signed Quiet gestures. "Fuck you mom!" Scootaloo signed back. "Spike is my guy, not yours! I am not gonna let you take this one from me!" Then even more arguing roared! "(W-why am I not trying to be rational & reasonable?)" Twilight thought. "(I'm arguing with the R63 version of my own brother! Spike is in the castle, wondering why we are yelling instead of talking.)" Meanwhile... "Hmm...as the girls fight, we are gonna assassinate Spike! This war can't go through! So many are going to die!" "Yeah, one small sacrifice for someone the majority doesn't bat an eye to." "I have no idea what you people are saying..." Said Xeenam. "...Oh, and when can I kill people?" "Once we get to the castle dad." "That is, if you guys make it to the castle!" I said. Meanwhile, ships 1-100 lead by Apple Bloom, ships 101-200 lead by Crystal Clarity...it was silent, each girl assuming charging position... "Let's kill them bitches!" Shouted Apple Bloom. "For my dad!" Shouted Crystal Clarity. Then they all charged at each other until... *CRASH!* They collided, and began the exchange of blows! Many different combinations in that battle! Zecora vs. Princess Blue Belle, Photo Finish vs Femanon, Nursery Rhyme vs. Lady Tyra, Mare Do Well vs. Chimera, Barb vs. May (R63 G3 Spike), Whoa there was even Fausticorn vs Celestia! "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Said Mulia Mild! Then 4 clones appeared! "Chidori!" All 5 announced before charging at Shadowmane! Ms.Harshwhinny then punched the OC: Jade. Prim Hemline punched the OC: Milky Way. Apple Bloom collided fists with Crystal Clarity! "Give-up, dad is mine!" "Gross! Besides, I'm more age appropriate!" Apple Bloom then dodged swipe a slash from Crystal Clarity's claws! Then Apple Bloom Uppercutted her! Crystal Clarity retaliated by blasting a huge flame all over her! "AAAAH!" Apple Bloom then stopped dropped, and rolled! As the battle raged on, guards were being killed left & right by Nerzo, Hexo, and Xeenam! "Gah!" "Ack!" "Hurk!" "No! Stay back! Who are you?!" Said a scarred Spike. "We're here to put you out of your misery kid!" Explained Nerzo as he charged his attack! "Hey! You said that I got to kill this kid! Besides, I only came to kill!" "And you will, here come your next kills!" "Xeenam!" I shouted! "Alright, you may have burnt us all to a crisp in between scenes, but there is something you didn't know about me!" "And what is that?" "I am fire proof! But my friends, not so much." "That's not true! The son of a bitch used us all as a huge shield!" Said Blood Brandy. "Why would you even do that?!" Said Spikerulez302. "Because I like taking pages from Bobobo when it's necessary." "My Vixens could've stopped the attack!" Said Omnifox. "Yeah, but....um...look, let's just save Spike alright?!" Then a huge fireball slammed onto me from behind! *Boom!* "Haha! Told you I was fire proof!" Then I grab Titanium pony and use him as a human baseball bat! "W-wait, don't do..." Then I struck Hexo! "OW!" "Spike!" "Deezutra, who are these guys?" "I'll explain once we make it to the rendezvous point, now come on! They can handle this!" "Why are we going to this rendezvous point?" "Trahzo said this area has the solution to stop the war!" Meanwhile at the rendezvous point... "Well, it's been more than half an hour, guess this order is now free." Said the dragoness. Now back to Trahzo and his friends vs Xeenam. "I don't know who the hell you are, but I will kill you!" That's when I blocked both of Xeenam's punches, then countered him with a headbutt! Nerzo then tried to sting me but I avoided by taking one of Xeenam's hands and having the stinger spear his hand! "AAAH You son of a bitch!" Then he killed Nerzo, and then turned Nerzo's stinger into a weapon! "We got this one!" Then Omnifox & Ember Queheran Discordia merged their flames & sent Xeenam back flying! That's when Xeenam came back & blasted them! "Yeah! Just like back in that building...wait a minute, huh?" It turned out, Omnifox's vixens blocked the attack! "D...did we do good?" Then 2 of Omnifox's many vixens fell as they died! Meanwhile back at the war... Berry Punch then ran up to the top the tallest tree and began throwing barrels! Mistress Marevelous then began stopping everyone in place with her horseshoes (WONDER WOMAN!)! Tina the Bluebird had no chance against Philomena! Also Mina the dragon was fighting Pinkamena! "Man, this bad, as soon as I get the money, I'm outta here! Wait, isn't that...Sunset Shimmer?" The dragoness said in shock. *Flashback!* "But why Sunset?" "Sorry Dim Sum, but Celestia doesn't appreciate me! She doesn't want me to see what lays beyond that mirror! She doesn't trust me to see the secrets within!" "*Sniff* Don't leave me Sunset." "Sorry Dim Sum, please, be a good girl." *Flashback over* "Sunset Shimmer, what are you doing here? I gotta figure out why!" "HALT!!!" "Huh?" The dragoness turned around. "Are you the delivery girl known as Dim Sum?" Asked Deezutra. "Yeah...are you the ones who called for some delivery?" "Yes, and oh, this is Spike." Deezutra pointed. "Hello? (What a cute dragon.)" "Um Deezutra? What's going on here?" Spike whispered. "Trahzo thinks the war shall stop once ship 201 has arisen." "Ship 201?" "The 201st girl in your harem!" "What?! You think my girls will cease their fighting this way? They'll just try to kill her!" "Don't worry, Trahzo assured me this plan will work!" "But we just met! How are you sure she likes me?" "Excuse me, why are you whispering?" "Oh, uh...Dim Sum, mind if you come with us?" "Okay...(What does this guy want with me? Does it have something to do with this cute dragon?)" A while later, they made it to the warzone. "STOP!!!" Deezutra shouted while pointing his sword at Spike! "Whoa! Deezutra, what are you doing?" Said a panicking Spike. "Captain, lower your weapon, or we'll lower you into a coffin!" All the fighting came to a halt as soon as they all saw Spike in danger! "Not until you see this!" Then Deezutra stepped out of the way to reveal Dim Sum. "Meet ship 201!" "What?!" The entire crowd roared. Meanwhile back in the castle... "Son!" "Let's do it!" Hexo & Xeenam clapped their hands together & created sound waves that blasted away the entire group! "I'm not seeing any signs of them getting tired!" Said Blood Brandy. "Yeah, I'm getting the wind knocked out of me!" Said Titaniumpony. "No worries, Vixens, form a Kuramatron!" Commanded Omnifox! "Wait, what?" Asked a confused Xeenam. Then Omnifox's harem formed a giant busty anthropomorphic Kurama! "Hey big boy! Feel the pain of my Chakra gun!" "Come again?" Asked the still confused demon. "Dad, get outta the way!" Then Xeenam & Hexo dodged the attack! "Man, we're really destroying all of the pillars in Twilight's castle." commented Blood Brandy. "Don't worry, Deezutra has probably introduced ship 201 to the other 200 already!" "Wait, 201?!" Gasped Hexo. "Foolish idiots! Dad, I'm gonna head over to the battlefield, kill these guys!" "Will do son!" Meanwhile back at the battlefield... "Wait, what do you mean I'm this guy's 201st girlfriend? We just met today!" Said Dim Sum. "Yeah, but wont you try?" "No, why should I..." "Yoink!" "Ah!" Dim Sum gasped! "Hexo!" "Oh-no you don't! This war isn't ending with the love conquers all ending, it'll end with Spike's death ending! I am going to kill this dragoness, but 1st..." Then he used his finger to cast a spell on all of the girls! "Would you ladies be so kind as to kill Deezutra?" Then they all stared at him and attacked! "Whoa!" That's when Hexo tried to go in and attack Spike, but that's when his face met with a magic bubble shield! "*grunt!* What the? But I thought all 200 girls are busy trying to kill Deezutra, who's possibly protecting you?" "Yes quite, all of the girls are incapacitated, but have you ever considered the existence of oh I don't know, a boyfriend?" "What?!" "Hello, I'm Elusive! The wild card you did not account for!" Then Elusive bucked Hexo! "Bullshit!" Once Hexo landed on the ground, he dropped Dim Sum. "Dim Sum, are you alright?!" Spike asked. Meanwhile in the crowd trying to kill Deezutra... "Wait...Dim Sum?" Sunset Shimmer said as she broke free from Hexo mind control. Sunset Shimmer then began shoving mares & other female creatures out of the way! "(How could I have forgotten about my assistant Dim Sum? She was like a sister to me, I gotta apologize to her for abandoning her all of these years!)" "Your shield is going to break, and once it does, Spike will die!" Then he looked at the dazed dragoness. "And to ensure another ship doesn't end this...die!" That's when Sunset Shimmer stopped Hexo from killing Dim Sum! "Sunset Shimmer!" "Hey, it's been a while friend!" "What are you doing fighting over this guy?!" "He won over my heart, and considering you're here, he'll win over your heart eventually as well." "Just like that?" "Yes...he knows just how to woo the ladies, and apparently men....wait, when were you shipped with Spike?" "Ever read Spike's 5 Rarities?" "Oh." Replied Sunset Shimmer. Meanwhile back at the castle... Me, Omnifox, Lance Blazer, Geoice, Blood Brandy, Spikerulez302, Black Kirin, Panzerbrony, Brak, and Veetrix all uppercut Xeenam into the air! "Everyone, join hands!" Then we all formed a circle & joined hands under Xeenam who was still dazed while in the air. "Super Overdrive! Light Pillar Cannon!" Then after that, Xeenam was destroyed! "Well, that's that!" "Wait, wont the other Xeenam just absorb the energy and then the Xeenam we just killed will also break through the gates of Hell?" "No, that attack we just executed completely erases the existence of our opponent, so that Xeenam is gone, all's there's left, is this world's Xeenam, now let's find him!" Meanwhile, Hexo finally bashed Elusive's force field open! "Yes!" Sunset Shimmer then stopped him by letting down her force field and shooting Hexo! "Get Dim Sum out of here! NOW!" "Right!" Then Spike took Dim Sum by the claw & off they ran for the Everfree Forest! Eventually, after Deezutra knocked all of the girls out, he saw that Sunset & Elusive were close to death! "You 2 certainly were formidable, I'm exhausted, but one last blast should kill you both!" *SHING!* Hexo was killed by Deezutra's blade. "Phew! That was close! So where did Spike & Dim Sum go?" "They went to the Everfree Forest! Probably bound for the Castle of the 2 Sisters." "Thanks, would you 2 mind helping everyone to the hospital?" Then after Elusive & Sunset Shimmer nodded their heads, Deezutra ran for the Everfree Forest! Meanwhile in the Everfree Forest, a beast was watching Spike & Dim Sum as they ran for the Castle of the 2 Sisters... "What? Another girlfriend? Son of a bitch how does he keep on getting the ladies?" Said the other Xeenam. Author's Note Sorry if this chapter was confusing. Oh, and the fandom has adopted Dim Sum as the dragon Sunset Shimmer had to hatch. Ch.3: Hunted Down."So, how do you know Sunset Shimmer?" Spike asked. "You know the entrance exam into Celestia's school for gifted unicorns?" "Yeah?" "She hatched me." "Oh, really?" "Yeah, after that, we were very inseparable, but sadly, she let her anger overtake her & ran away through some mirror, after that I left for Dragontown in Fillydelphia and now I work as a delivery girl." "Wow, that's sad." "Yeah, but now that Sunee chan is back, we can live as a family again!" "Don't try speaking Japanese, you sound Chinese." Dim Sum then rolled her eyes. "So, where are we going anyway?" "To a safe place." Later, they made it to the Castle of the 2 sisters. "Hey, I know this place." "Really Dim Sum?" "Yeah, this castle was where Celestia & Luna used to live, it was a bed time story Sunset Shimmer would read to me back when I was her assistant." Dim Sum told him. "Wow, my BFF turned GF Twilight Sparkle used to read me those kinds of stories before I started my harem." "You don't say?" "Yeah, I thought I was only going to date Rarity, but then the numbers just kept on growing, and growing! It's a miracle I haven't turned into a giant monster!" "That's good to know, you're kawaii in this form." "I told you, you sound more like a chinese girl, don't speak japanese!" "Baka, you can't tell me what to do!" Spike sighed while he rolled his eyes, then continued on as they entered the castle. In the shadows..."(Hmm...yes...enter the castle, that is where I shall have my revenge! What happened that long time ago...it was my last and only chance to bring back my queen!)" Then, once Spike & Dim Sum were in the room Spike hides his comic books... "*Gasp!* Power Ponies issue 112, the one where they introduce Ultra Butt, I love this one! Ooh, and Issue 77, the one where they kill Clown Doe! Whoa, and here's the one where they failed trying to help the Ninja Urag get away from Accup, which resulted in them getting married! A..and here's issue 70, where the 1st Humdrum becomes Dark Hero & the 2nd Humdrum is killed by Clown Doe! Why do you have all of these? Mina's comic book store runs out of these before I get a chance to purchase them!" "Really? That's sad." "Yeah, my job as a delivery girl is very stressful, I barely make ends meet before the end of the month, I have to accept food from douches who try to touch me!" "What?! That's terrible!" "Yeah, so once this is all over, I'm gonna move back in with Sunset Shimmer! I missed her all of these years!" "Yeah, I'd miss my unicorn if Twilight did the same thing to me that Sunset did to you, well, Twilight's a alicorn now, but you know what I mean right?" "Yeah, the gist of it." Dim Sum replied while reading a comic book. "You know, since you like comic books so much, wanna come with me to Comicon?" "*Gasp!* You really mean it?" She said giddly. "(As usual, I can still get all the ladies.)" *Boom!* "What the?!" "Hey! Remember me?!" "What the?" "Yeah, I'm sure you do, I'm the one who started a war between your harem of 100 girls!" "X..Xeenam!" "Yep, you remember me, now to kill you!" Then the other Xeenam began charging his death lance until Deezutra grabbed Spike & Dim Sum then began running! "Dammit! Come back here!" Xeenam then began shooting at the running dragons! "Spike, take my hands! We're going airborn!" Spike then took Dim Sum's hands and off they flew! "No fair! How come you're a baby dragon with wings & I'm not?" "We have the same 3 classes like ponies, earth, wings, and magi!" "Now that sucks!" "Don't worry, like Earth ponies, Earth dragons are the-whoa! Strongest!" Then Xeenam teleported in front of them and punched them right down! *Bam!* "Mayday! Mayday! We're losing altitude!" Dim Sum was knocked out cold. Spike then picked up the sleeping dragoness, held her on his shoulder, then began booking! "Hey stop! I just wanna punch you!" "That is not a good reference to Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!" "Oh shut up, it was an amazing reference!" He said as he shot a huge orb of energy at Spike! It grazed his tail! "That pinched a little!" "Die you little shit!" Then he charged at Spike & almost slashed him, but Spike jumped and flipped a switch which activated a trap door, which quickly shut as soon as Spike entered! Xeenam smashed the door open, but there was no sign of Spike or Dim Sum anywhere. "I will have my revenge kid! Just you wait! When I find you, you're dead! Even if I have to level this entire castle!" He threatened! Spike was running inside the walls. "(Alright Spike, think, this guy is hunting you down, time you turned the tables until Deezutra & those other guys show-up!)" So Spike left Dim Sum in the dungeon. "Sorry, but this will keep you safe." Then Spike went to work, building assault traps! After a few hours... "Alright, that's it! Time to show that demon who's boss!" Later... "Grrrrrrrrrrr....." *Whistle!* "Hey Mr.No pants!" Then he patted his butt at him! "I got you now!" Spike then pulled a string, springing the 1st trap! A part of the ceiling falling on top of Xeenam! "Augh! Oof!" "Yes! Gotcha!" "You think so do you? Incorrect!" Then Xeenam dug himself out of the pile of bricks! Xeenam charged at him again! That's when Spike pulled another trap! A brick hitting him in the dick! "AAAAAAAACK! My dick!" He said while on his knees, holding his dick! "You shitty prick!" Then he began flying at him! "Time for the last trap!" Spike then pulled another string! A bunch of bowling balls catapulted at him! Xeenam then punched them all away! "Ha! There goes your last trap!" "That was not the trap!" "What?!" Then he entered a party cannon! "That was my trap, the bowling balls were a distraction!" Then Spike shot Xeenam out of the castle! "BULLSHIT!!!" After that, Spike ran back to Dim Sum. "Hey...Dim Sum...wake-up!" "Spiiiike?" "It's okay..." Then Dim Sum saw a glistening Spike. "We're safe now!" Dim Sum was blushing. "Is...that monster with no pants on gone?" "Yeah...it's all..." *BOOM!* The wall burst! "*ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!!* Don't get cocky!" That's when Xeenam levitated the entire castle out of the way to show them the giant orb of dark energy! "Whoa!" The 2 gasped! "NOW EAT SHIT AND DIE!" He gestured for the giant orb of dark energy to fall down where Spike & Dim Sum were standing! "Dim Sum...before we die..." "Yeah, I kinda developed a crush on you as we spent time together." "What?" "You heard me, you understand my pain, you & I have the same interests, and you fought hard to save both of our butts...y-you're a pretty cool dude." "Wow, thanks." "Aww, too bad love wont save you from this!" Xeenam then sensed a presence! "Oh God no! It's this guy again!" A yellow streak of light sliced the orb in half! Destroying it! *Boom!* "Spike!" "Deezutra!" "Go! We can handle him!" "Thanks." "Your harem is in the hospital, I gave them all concussions but they're all safe! Now go!" Then Spike & Dim Sum ran out of there! "Graaaaa!" "We meet again Xeenam, been a while!" "Why are you here ELECTROMAN?!" "Because, no matter where you go, you should know perfectly well, that I'll kill you! I mean, we're a perfect reflection of each other, except I'm the one who shall win no matter what!" "Electroman! We're here to fight by your side as well! Just wait for us to charge the Overflow Energy for the Super Overdrive that shall permanently erase Xeenam's existence from this world!" I told him. "You got it!" Ch.4: The Final Battle With Xeenam!Electroman, Me, Deezutra, Lance Blazer, Geoice, Blood Brandy, Titanium Pony, Spikerulez302, Panzerbrony, Black Kirin, Veetrix, Omnifox, and Brak were all standing, as the wind blew through! Ready to finish off Xeenam once & for all! "Go!" I told Electroman! Electroman landed the 1st strike! Zipping at Xeenam like a lightning bolt! Xeenam then replied with an energy charged slash! Before he could hit Electroman, Electroman snapped his fingers, sparking every cell in his body, making him intangible! So the slash phased through his cells vibrating at ultra sonic light speed! "What was that bullshit?!" "Cell manipulation!" Xeenam then tried punching Electroman but he phased into the floor and then struck him in the back! "You can't hit me anymore Xeenam! As long as I know your cells are touching other cells, I can avoid your attack! " "Hmph, can you catch me in the air?!" Then Xeenam fired from the air, but Electroman dodged! "How the fuck did you do that?!" "Air particles, it's a little hard to sense your cells, but I can still sense them!" He explained while looking away from him! "Fine! If you're gonna be that way, I'll just blow up this entire Kingdom!" Then he flew high into the air and began charging an attack! "Shade Nuke!" "Electroman! You gotta stop him, we aren't done charging the attack!" "No worries, I got this!" Meanwhile at the Hospital... "Girls! Are you all okay?" "We're fine Spike, and now that we've vented out our anger, we decided on a truce." Twilight assured. "Good, so are you ready to help me?" "Anytime, what do you need?" Asked Greta. "Just come with me!" Said Spike as he mounted Derpy! "Too the Castle of the 2 Sisters!" "YEAH!" Then they charged for the Everfree Forest! Now back to the fight! "Fall!" Then Xeenam dropped the nuke! But Electroman went into his Super Form and destroyed the nuke! "Why does this keep on happening?!" "Because, no matter what you do, there is always gonna be someone to beat you! Especially if that person is me!" "Or me!" Said Deezutra. Then a random portal opened up. "Or me!" Said Querxov Strong from my Pokemon Crossover before the portal closed! "Yeah!" Cried an entire crowd! "Guys, we've come to give out support!" Then they all jumped into the air and uppercutted Xeenam! 203 Combo! "Damn, Xeenam's face is more bruised than my wife's cooking!" Electroman remarked. "SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!" Xeenam shouted as he used his own Super Overdrive! "Super Overdrive: Black Storm!" Xeenam had countless orbs of dark energy rain down from above! Every unicorn, alicorn and any other magic user blocked it with a combined magic shield! "Dammit! Don't get in my way!" Then the raining attack became even more powerful! Rapidly cracking the shield! "We can't hold it in for much longer!" Said Celestia! "Electroman, our energy is done charging!" I announced! "Hey Xeenam!" *Punch!* "Super Overdrive: Mjolnir Hand!" Then Electroman slammed Xeenam down towards us! "Super Overdrive: Light Pillar Cannon!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! ELECTROMAAAAAAN! THERE IS AN INFINITE NUMBER OF ME, BUT JUST 1 YOU!" "Yeah, but there will always be someone who will kill you! It doesn't just have to be me!" Then Xeenam was erased! Everyone cheered for the heroes' victory over the demon. Later, after the obvious victory party that Pinkie Pie threw... "Well, it's time for us to go." I told them. "Farewell, we shall all appear again to help you only if I decide to put us in the story." "Good bye Trahzo, may you continue to ship me from wherever you are." Spike said as we shook hands. "Bye Spike, good bye everyone else, come-on team, back to HQ." Then as we went back home... "Spike?" "Yeah Dim Sum?" "I...never got to thank you for protecting me." Then Dim Sum kissed Spike, and he returned it, this went on for 2 minutes until... "Hey, don't hog him all to yourself girl." Said Tree Hugger. "Yeah, give us a turn." said Milano Mash. Then everyone started passing Spike around and kissed him. Meanwhile somewhere overlooking Ponyville... "My little brother Hexo, and my father Xeenam, both gone! Hmph, guess I can get a crack at taking over the world now!" Said a warlock. "Soon, in a future story, they shall all witness the terror of me, Xutaga!" The End For Now... Prologue: Guess Who Just Burst Through the Gates of Hell?2 figures stood before twin flaming gates! One was a humanoid with black spiky hair, claws, pale skin, a black sleeveless shirt that had a huge white X, he had long black pants but no shoes! He was Hexo, a warlock, and son of my main OC bad guy: Xeenam! The other, he was a rather distorted cross between human & insect, he had a human head but had the jaws of an ant! And the multiple extra eyes of a spider, if you think his human eyes are normal think again for he had triangle pupils with circular tips, he had the blades of a praying mantis for hands, a red sweater, silver spiky hair, white pants, rectangular shaped shoes, the wings of a mosquito, and finally, a Scorpian Tail with a hornet stinger in between the claws! This was Nerzo! Together, they tried to stop Spike from achieving 200 ships but failed! "So, why are we standing at the gates to Hell?" Asked Nerzo with his buzzing voice! "Because my dad is about to break out!" Hexo replied. "Xeenam? How are you sure he's coming here?" "Because he told me! Besides my mom, I'm the only one he trusts." "Where's your mom?" "Oh, she made a nice little hut for her & dad, waiting for the day dad finally quits." "Really? Your mom lives in Hell as well?" "Yeah, she's a miscellaneous shaped monster." "Dang." That's when.. *Rumble!* "HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" "He's here..." *BOOM!!!* Went the gates of Hell! That's when Xeenam slammed them shut! "No! Xeenam you said we'd escape together!" Said a damned soul. "I lied to you all!" "You son of a bitch! We'll get you for this!" "Jokes on you, I was created in a lab! HAHAHAHAHAHA..." "Hey dad." "Hexo?" "That your kid? Tell the brat I'm gonna rape him once I get outta..." That's when the damned soul was compressed into a box by Hexo's magic! "You were saying?" Smirked Hexo. "Anyways, dad, this is my boss." "It's pleasure to meet you, I am Nerzo." Before he offers his mantis blade in a hand shake. "Can I really trust that your dad will not kill me before giving him an offer?" "Don't know, he killed all of my teachers during parent-teacher conferences." Hexo told him. "Wait, what's this about an offer?" Xeenam asked. "Well sir, how would you like to kill a lot of living creatures?" Nerzo offered. "Go on.....!" So Nerzo & Xeenam managed to come to an agreement and flew off for Princess Twilight's Castle where they will assassinate Spike!
Ch.1: Declaration of War!Spike had won many hearts over the years. He was such an amazing gentleman, knowing just what his girls want. though spending time with all 200 would be something really hard. Causing petty fights to break out, but Spike made sure to stop them from fighting. Unfortunately, what's going to happen now, will be something his words can never stop! "Ships 101-200? DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP!!!" Rainbow Dash shouted! "What? You ships 1-100 hags wanna fight?" Night Glider shouted back! "Girls! Don't do this!" Spike pleaded. "Sorry Spike, but this new batch are just too many girls!" That's when Shogun Deezutra, captain of Twilight's royal guard walked in to see a sad Spike, on his knees. "Master Spike! What has happened?" "M...my girls are going to war!" "What?!" "My words wont be enough to stop them now..." "(Was this what Nerzo warned Trahzo about?! I gotta find my nephew Veetrix and then tell Trahzo & the others, Nerzo & Hexo may be converging right now!) Young master, I must go!" "Where are you going captain?" "It's something very important! I'll be back soon, j-just make sure all of my troops are near you for I sense a great deal of harm will come to you!" Then Deezutra ran off! Meanwhile... "Report vixen 1111!" Said Omnifox. "Omnifox! Nerzo & Hexo are alive and have met-up with Xeenam!" "*Gasp!*" Went everyone. "What?! Those guys are still around & kicking? I though Trahzo beat them!" Said Brak! "They must be stronger than we thought." Said Blood Brandy. "Trahzo, what will we do now?" "We fight! We must stop Nerzo, Hexo, and Xeenam, the war is not as bad as he thinks!" Said Trahzo. "I know we can win!" "Um...remember our last confrontation with Xeenam in Pimp Spike's Swag volume 5? We all got Yamcha'd! He was going to finish us off until that guy Electroman arrived!" Spikerulez302 pointed out. "Yes, you guys were owned & rekt badly. I may have laughed, but at least I saved you all by writing in a superhero from another world bullshit." Panzerbrony, Black Kirin, and Lance Blazer looked away in humiliation from that fight. Then there was banging on the door. Geoice then opened the door. "Trahzo! Th-the war is going to happen! We must stop Nerzo & Hexo at on..." "We know Deezutra." Replied Ember Queheran Discordia. "We're about to head out now...but I have a little question for you Trahzo, how come Xeenam has appeared differently in a bunch of your stories? In Junior Speedster Flight Camp Scootaloo & Her Winged Pals he was a dark angel, in your Equestria Region series he was a hooded figure who pulled a Starscream, in the story starring Deezutra he was a demon samurai, and now other versions of him are just full on demon!" "Didn't he explain it back in Pimp Spike's Swag Volume 5? He was created by multiple different minds who had the same idea at the same exact time & for the same exact purpose! When he was created, he gained a connection with every version as in, once he dies, the energy is spread to all the worlds that are closest." "Yeah, but I have another question, in that fight, it's obvious he comes from another world, but...what about the Xeenam of this world?" The room then fell silent. "Wait, you gotta be bullshitting me! So there's the possibility of a 2nd Xeenam in this world?!" Said Omnifox. "Trahzo, th-this cannot be true right?" "..." "Trahzo?!" "I'm sorry, but there are 2 Xeenams in this world!" Everyone gasped! "Wh-when did this happen?" "Don't worry, that other Xeenam died after the events of War of the 100 Ships." "Wait, but doesn't that mean he'll be breaking through the gates of Hell as well?" Panicked Lance Blazer. "...yes!" "Crap!" Everyone shouted. "Don't worry, I have just the solution, just let me make a phone call, then we're off!" After that call, everyone entered the fray, ready to stop Nerzo, Hexo, and Xeenam! Meanwhile, in a huge grass field, a raging wind blew as ships 1-100 stood at the left side, while ships 101-200 stood at the right! "We were Spike's 1st girls!" Said Applebloom my 1st ship. "Yeah, but the classics have been done to death!" Shouted Crystal Clarity, my 101st ship. And, as they glared at each other, a light blue winged dragoness with pink curled spines, and purple eyes stood at a cliff. "Wow, I'm really lost now." said the dragoness watching.
Ch.2: Fights! Lots of Fights!"Spike belongs to us!" Shouted Rarity! "Please old darling, he's all ours! Trahzo said so!" Said Raricow! "What would you know about the author Trahzo? You're a shipping he co-wrote for Spikerulez302's Spike's Gals!" Replied Sunset Shimmer. "Yeah, but he still counted us." Replied Trend Setter. "Scootaloo, you will stand down!" Signed Quiet gestures. "Fuck you mom!" Scootaloo signed back. "Spike is my guy, not yours! I am not gonna let you take this one from me!" Then even more arguing roared! "(W-why am I not trying to be rational & reasonable?)" Twilight thought. "(I'm arguing with the R63 version of my own brother! Spike is in the castle, wondering why we are yelling instead of talking.)" Meanwhile... "Hmm...as the girls fight, we are gonna assassinate Spike! This war can't go through! So many are going to die!" "Yeah, one small sacrifice for someone the majority doesn't bat an eye to." "I have no idea what you people are saying..." Said Xeenam. "...Oh, and when can I kill people?" "Once we get to the castle dad." "That is, if you guys make it to the castle!" I said. Meanwhile, ships 1-100 lead by Apple Bloom, ships 101-200 lead by Crystal Clarity...it was silent, each girl assuming charging position... "Let's kill them bitches!" Shouted Apple Bloom. "For my dad!" Shouted Crystal Clarity. Then they all charged at each other until... *CRASH!* They collided, and began the exchange of blows! Many different combinations in that battle! Zecora vs. Princess Blue Belle, Photo Finish vs Femanon, Nursery Rhyme vs. Lady Tyra, Mare Do Well vs. Chimera, Barb vs. May (R63 G3 Spike), Whoa there was even Fausticorn vs Celestia! "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Said Mulia Mild! Then 4 clones appeared! "Chidori!" All 5 announced before charging at Shadowmane! Ms.Harshwhinny then punched the OC: Jade. Prim Hemline punched the OC: Milky Way. Apple Bloom collided fists with Crystal Clarity! "Give-up, dad is mine!" "Gross! Besides, I'm more age appropriate!" Apple Bloom then dodged swipe a slash from Crystal Clarity's claws! Then Apple Bloom Uppercutted her! Crystal Clarity retaliated by blasting a huge flame all over her! "AAAAH!" Apple Bloom then stopped dropped, and rolled! As the battle raged on, guards were being killed left & right by Nerzo, Hexo, and Xeenam! "Gah!" "Ack!" "Hurk!" "No! Stay back! Who are you?!" Said a scarred Spike. "We're here to put you out of your misery kid!" Explained Nerzo as he charged his attack! "Hey! You said that I got to kill this kid! Besides, I only came to kill!" "And you will, here come your next kills!" "Xeenam!" I shouted! "Alright, you may have burnt us all to a crisp in between scenes, but there is something you didn't know about me!" "And what is that?" "I am fire proof! But my friends, not so much." "That's not true! The son of a bitch used us all as a huge shield!" Said Blood Brandy. "Why would you even do that?!" Said Spikerulez302. "Because I like taking pages from Bobobo when it's necessary." "My Vixens could've stopped the attack!" Said Omnifox. "Yeah, but....um...look, let's just save Spike alright?!" Then a huge fireball slammed onto me from behind! *Boom!* "Haha! Told you I was fire proof!" Then I grab Titanium pony and use him as a human baseball bat! "W-wait, don't do..." Then I struck Hexo! "OW!" "Spike!" "Deezutra, who are these guys?" "I'll explain once we make it to the rendezvous point, now come on! They can handle this!" "Why are we going to this rendezvous point?" "Trahzo said this area has the solution to stop the war!" Meanwhile at the rendezvous point... "Well, it's been more than half an hour, guess this order is now free." Said the dragoness. Now back to Trahzo and his friends vs Xeenam. "I don't know who the hell you are, but I will kill you!" That's when I blocked both of Xeenam's punches, then countered him with a headbutt! Nerzo then tried to sting me but I avoided by taking one of Xeenam's hands and having the stinger spear his hand! "AAAH You son of a bitch!" Then he killed Nerzo, and then turned Nerzo's stinger into a weapon! "We got this one!" Then Omnifox & Ember Queheran Discordia merged their flames & sent Xeenam back flying! That's when Xeenam came back & blasted them! "Yeah! Just like back in that building...wait a minute, huh?" It turned out, Omnifox's vixens blocked the attack! "D...did we do good?" Then 2 of Omnifox's many vixens fell as they died! Meanwhile back at the war... Berry Punch then ran up to the top the tallest tree and began throwing barrels! Mistress Marevelous then began stopping everyone in place with her horseshoes (WONDER WOMAN!)! Tina the Bluebird had no chance against Philomena! Also Mina the dragon was fighting Pinkamena! "Man, this bad, as soon as I get the money, I'm outta here! Wait, isn't that...Sunset Shimmer?" The dragoness said in shock. *Flashback!* "But why Sunset?" "Sorry Dim Sum, but Celestia doesn't appreciate me! She doesn't want me to see what lays beyond that mirror! She doesn't trust me to see the secrets within!" "*Sniff* Don't leave me Sunset." "Sorry Dim Sum, please, be a good girl." *Flashback over* "Sunset Shimmer, what are you doing here? I gotta figure out why!" "HALT!!!" "Huh?" The dragoness turned around. "Are you the delivery girl known as Dim Sum?" Asked Deezutra. "Yeah...are you the ones who called for some delivery?" "Yes, and oh, this is Spike." Deezutra pointed. "Hello? (What a cute dragon.)" "Um Deezutra? What's going on here?" Spike whispered. "Trahzo thinks the war shall stop once ship 201 has arisen." "Ship 201?" "The 201st girl in your harem!" "What?! You think my girls will cease their fighting this way? They'll just try to kill her!" "Don't worry, Trahzo assured me this plan will work!" "But we just met! How are you sure she likes me?" "Excuse me, why are you whispering?" "Oh, uh...Dim Sum, mind if you come with us?" "Okay...(What does this guy want with me? Does it have something to do with this cute dragon?)" A while later, they made it to the warzone. "STOP!!!" Deezutra shouted while pointing his sword at Spike! "Whoa! Deezutra, what are you doing?" Said a panicking Spike. "Captain, lower your weapon, or we'll lower you into a coffin!" All the fighting came to a halt as soon as they all saw Spike in danger! "Not until you see this!" Then Deezutra stepped out of the way to reveal Dim Sum. "Meet ship 201!" "What?!" The entire crowd roared. Meanwhile back in the castle... "Son!" "Let's do it!" Hexo & Xeenam clapped their hands together & created sound waves that blasted away the entire group! "I'm not seeing any signs of them getting tired!" Said Blood Brandy. "Yeah, I'm getting the wind knocked out of me!" Said Titaniumpony. "No worries, Vixens, form a Kuramatron!" Commanded Omnifox! "Wait, what?" Asked a confused Xeenam. Then Omnifox's harem formed a giant busty anthropomorphic Kurama! "Hey big boy! Feel the pain of my Chakra gun!" "Come again?" Asked the still confused demon. "Dad, get outta the way!" Then Xeenam & Hexo dodged the attack! "Man, we're really destroying all of the pillars in Twilight's castle." commented Blood Brandy. "Don't worry, Deezutra has probably introduced ship 201 to the other 200 already!" "Wait, 201?!" Gasped Hexo. "Foolish idiots! Dad, I'm gonna head over to the battlefield, kill these guys!" "Will do son!" Meanwhile back at the battlefield... "Wait, what do you mean I'm this guy's 201st girlfriend? We just met today!" Said Dim Sum. "Yeah, but wont you try?" "No, why should I..." "Yoink!" "Ah!" Dim Sum gasped! "Hexo!" "Oh-no you don't! This war isn't ending with the love conquers all ending, it'll end with Spike's death ending! I am going to kill this dragoness, but 1st..." Then he used his finger to cast a spell on all of the girls! "Would you ladies be so kind as to kill Deezutra?" Then they all stared at him and attacked! "Whoa!" That's when Hexo tried to go in and attack Spike, but that's when his face met with a magic bubble shield! "*grunt!* What the? But I thought all 200 girls are busy trying to kill Deezutra, who's possibly protecting you?" "Yes quite, all of the girls are incapacitated, but have you ever considered the existence of oh I don't know, a boyfriend?" "What?!" "Hello, I'm Elusive! The wild card you did not account for!" Then Elusive bucked Hexo! "Bullshit!" Once Hexo landed on the ground, he dropped Dim Sum. "Dim Sum, are you alright?!" Spike asked. Meanwhile in the crowd trying to kill Deezutra... "Wait...Dim Sum?" Sunset Shimmer said as she broke free from Hexo mind control. Sunset Shimmer then began shoving mares & other female creatures out of the way! "(How could I have forgotten about my assistant Dim Sum? She was like a sister to me, I gotta apologize to her for abandoning her all of these years!)" "Your shield is going to break, and once it does, Spike will die!" Then he looked at the dazed dragoness. "And to ensure another ship doesn't end this...die!" That's when Sunset Shimmer stopped Hexo from killing Dim Sum! "Sunset Shimmer!" "Hey, it's been a while friend!" "What are you doing fighting over this guy?!" "He won over my heart, and considering you're here, he'll win over your heart eventually as well." "Just like that?" "Yes...he knows just how to woo the ladies, and apparently men....wait, when were you shipped with Spike?" "Ever read Spike's 5 Rarities?" "Oh." Replied Sunset Shimmer. Meanwhile back at the castle... Me, Omnifox, Lance Blazer, Geoice, Blood Brandy, Spikerulez302, Black Kirin, Panzerbrony, Brak, and Veetrix all uppercut Xeenam into the air! "Everyone, join hands!" Then we all formed a circle & joined hands under Xeenam who was still dazed while in the air. "Super Overdrive! Light Pillar Cannon!" Then after that, Xeenam was destroyed! "Well, that's that!" "Wait, wont the other Xeenam just absorb the energy and then the Xeenam we just killed will also break through the gates of Hell?" "No, that attack we just executed completely erases the existence of our opponent, so that Xeenam is gone, all's there's left, is this world's Xeenam, now let's find him!" Meanwhile, Hexo finally bashed Elusive's force field open! "Yes!" Sunset Shimmer then stopped him by letting down her force field and shooting Hexo! "Get Dim Sum out of here! NOW!" "Right!" Then Spike took Dim Sum by the claw & off they ran for the Everfree Forest! Eventually, after Deezutra knocked all of the girls out, he saw that Sunset & Elusive were close to death! "You 2 certainly were formidable, I'm exhausted, but one last blast should kill you both!" *SHING!* Hexo was killed by Deezutra's blade. "Phew! That was close! So where did Spike & Dim Sum go?" "They went to the Everfree Forest! Probably bound for the Castle of the 2 Sisters." "Thanks, would you 2 mind helping everyone to the hospital?" Then after Elusive & Sunset Shimmer nodded their heads, Deezutra ran for the Everfree Forest! Meanwhile in the Everfree Forest, a beast was watching Spike & Dim Sum as they ran for the Castle of the 2 Sisters... "What? Another girlfriend? Son of a bitch how does he keep on getting the ladies?" Said the other Xeenam. Author's Note Sorry if this chapter was confusing. Oh, and the fandom has adopted Dim Sum as the dragon Sunset Shimmer had to hatch.
Ch.3: Hunted Down."So, how do you know Sunset Shimmer?" Spike asked. "You know the entrance exam into Celestia's school for gifted unicorns?" "Yeah?" "She hatched me." "Oh, really?" "Yeah, after that, we were very inseparable, but sadly, she let her anger overtake her & ran away through some mirror, after that I left for Dragontown in Fillydelphia and now I work as a delivery girl." "Wow, that's sad." "Yeah, but now that Sunee chan is back, we can live as a family again!" "Don't try speaking Japanese, you sound Chinese." Dim Sum then rolled her eyes. "So, where are we going anyway?" "To a safe place." Later, they made it to the Castle of the 2 sisters. "Hey, I know this place." "Really Dim Sum?" "Yeah, this castle was where Celestia & Luna used to live, it was a bed time story Sunset Shimmer would read to me back when I was her assistant." Dim Sum told him. "Wow, my BFF turned GF Twilight Sparkle used to read me those kinds of stories before I started my harem." "You don't say?" "Yeah, I thought I was only going to date Rarity, but then the numbers just kept on growing, and growing! It's a miracle I haven't turned into a giant monster!" "That's good to know, you're kawaii in this form." "I told you, you sound more like a chinese girl, don't speak japanese!" "Baka, you can't tell me what to do!" Spike sighed while he rolled his eyes, then continued on as they entered the castle. In the shadows..."(Hmm...yes...enter the castle, that is where I shall have my revenge! What happened that long time ago...it was my last and only chance to bring back my queen!)" Then, once Spike & Dim Sum were in the room Spike hides his comic books... "*Gasp!* Power Ponies issue 112, the one where they introduce Ultra Butt, I love this one! Ooh, and Issue 77, the one where they kill Clown Doe! Whoa, and here's the one where they failed trying to help the Ninja Urag get away from Accup, which resulted in them getting married! A..and here's issue 70, where the 1st Humdrum becomes Dark Hero & the 2nd Humdrum is killed by Clown Doe! Why do you have all of these? Mina's comic book store runs out of these before I get a chance to purchase them!" "Really? That's sad." "Yeah, my job as a delivery girl is very stressful, I barely make ends meet before the end of the month, I have to accept food from douches who try to touch me!" "What?! That's terrible!" "Yeah, so once this is all over, I'm gonna move back in with Sunset Shimmer! I missed her all of these years!" "Yeah, I'd miss my unicorn if Twilight did the same thing to me that Sunset did to you, well, Twilight's a alicorn now, but you know what I mean right?" "Yeah, the gist of it." Dim Sum replied while reading a comic book. "You know, since you like comic books so much, wanna come with me to Comicon?" "*Gasp!* You really mean it?" She said giddly. "(As usual, I can still get all the ladies.)" *Boom!* "What the?!" "Hey! Remember me?!" "What the?" "Yeah, I'm sure you do, I'm the one who started a war between your harem of 100 girls!" "X..Xeenam!" "Yep, you remember me, now to kill you!" Then the other Xeenam began charging his death lance until Deezutra grabbed Spike & Dim Sum then began running! "Dammit! Come back here!" Xeenam then began shooting at the running dragons! "Spike, take my hands! We're going airborn!" Spike then took Dim Sum's hands and off they flew! "No fair! How come you're a baby dragon with wings & I'm not?" "We have the same 3 classes like ponies, earth, wings, and magi!" "Now that sucks!" "Don't worry, like Earth ponies, Earth dragons are the-whoa! Strongest!" Then Xeenam teleported in front of them and punched them right down! *Bam!* "Mayday! Mayday! We're losing altitude!" Dim Sum was knocked out cold. Spike then picked up the sleeping dragoness, held her on his shoulder, then began booking! "Hey stop! I just wanna punch you!" "That is not a good reference to Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!" "Oh shut up, it was an amazing reference!" He said as he shot a huge orb of energy at Spike! It grazed his tail! "That pinched a little!" "Die you little shit!" Then he charged at Spike & almost slashed him, but Spike jumped and flipped a switch which activated a trap door, which quickly shut as soon as Spike entered! Xeenam smashed the door open, but there was no sign of Spike or Dim Sum anywhere. "I will have my revenge kid! Just you wait! When I find you, you're dead! Even if I have to level this entire castle!" He threatened! Spike was running inside the walls. "(Alright Spike, think, this guy is hunting you down, time you turned the tables until Deezutra & those other guys show-up!)" So Spike left Dim Sum in the dungeon. "Sorry, but this will keep you safe." Then Spike went to work, building assault traps! After a few hours... "Alright, that's it! Time to show that demon who's boss!" Later... "Grrrrrrrrrrr....." *Whistle!* "Hey Mr.No pants!" Then he patted his butt at him! "I got you now!" Spike then pulled a string, springing the 1st trap! A part of the ceiling falling on top of Xeenam! "Augh! Oof!" "Yes! Gotcha!" "You think so do you? Incorrect!" Then Xeenam dug himself out of the pile of bricks! Xeenam charged at him again! That's when Spike pulled another trap! A brick hitting him in the dick! "AAAAAAAACK! My dick!" He said while on his knees, holding his dick! "You shitty prick!" Then he began flying at him! "Time for the last trap!" Spike then pulled another string! A bunch of bowling balls catapulted at him! Xeenam then punched them all away! "Ha! There goes your last trap!" "That was not the trap!" "What?!" Then he entered a party cannon! "That was my trap, the bowling balls were a distraction!" Then Spike shot Xeenam out of the castle! "BULLSHIT!!!" After that, Spike ran back to Dim Sum. "Hey...Dim Sum...wake-up!" "Spiiiike?" "It's okay..." Then Dim Sum saw a glistening Spike. "We're safe now!" Dim Sum was blushing. "Is...that monster with no pants on gone?" "Yeah...it's all..." *BOOM!* The wall burst! "*ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!!* Don't get cocky!" That's when Xeenam levitated the entire castle out of the way to show them the giant orb of dark energy! "Whoa!" The 2 gasped! "NOW EAT SHIT AND DIE!" He gestured for the giant orb of dark energy to fall down where Spike & Dim Sum were standing! "Dim Sum...before we die..." "Yeah, I kinda developed a crush on you as we spent time together." "What?" "You heard me, you understand my pain, you & I have the same interests, and you fought hard to save both of our butts...y-you're a pretty cool dude." "Wow, thanks." "Aww, too bad love wont save you from this!" Xeenam then sensed a presence! "Oh God no! It's this guy again!" A yellow streak of light sliced the orb in half! Destroying it! *Boom!* "Spike!" "Deezutra!" "Go! We can handle him!" "Thanks." "Your harem is in the hospital, I gave them all concussions but they're all safe! Now go!" Then Spike & Dim Sum ran out of there! "Graaaaa!" "We meet again Xeenam, been a while!" "Why are you here ELECTROMAN?!" "Because, no matter where you go, you should know perfectly well, that I'll kill you! I mean, we're a perfect reflection of each other, except I'm the one who shall win no matter what!" "Electroman! We're here to fight by your side as well! Just wait for us to charge the Overflow Energy for the Super Overdrive that shall permanently erase Xeenam's existence from this world!" I told him. "You got it!"
Ch.4: The Final Battle With Xeenam!Electroman, Me, Deezutra, Lance Blazer, Geoice, Blood Brandy, Titanium Pony, Spikerulez302, Panzerbrony, Black Kirin, Veetrix, Omnifox, and Brak were all standing, as the wind blew through! Ready to finish off Xeenam once & for all! "Go!" I told Electroman! Electroman landed the 1st strike! Zipping at Xeenam like a lightning bolt! Xeenam then replied with an energy charged slash! Before he could hit Electroman, Electroman snapped his fingers, sparking every cell in his body, making him intangible! So the slash phased through his cells vibrating at ultra sonic light speed! "What was that bullshit?!" "Cell manipulation!" Xeenam then tried punching Electroman but he phased into the floor and then struck him in the back! "You can't hit me anymore Xeenam! As long as I know your cells are touching other cells, I can avoid your attack! " "Hmph, can you catch me in the air?!" Then Xeenam fired from the air, but Electroman dodged! "How the fuck did you do that?!" "Air particles, it's a little hard to sense your cells, but I can still sense them!" He explained while looking away from him! "Fine! If you're gonna be that way, I'll just blow up this entire Kingdom!" Then he flew high into the air and began charging an attack! "Shade Nuke!" "Electroman! You gotta stop him, we aren't done charging the attack!" "No worries, I got this!" Meanwhile at the Hospital... "Girls! Are you all okay?" "We're fine Spike, and now that we've vented out our anger, we decided on a truce." Twilight assured. "Good, so are you ready to help me?" "Anytime, what do you need?" Asked Greta. "Just come with me!" Said Spike as he mounted Derpy! "Too the Castle of the 2 Sisters!" "YEAH!" Then they charged for the Everfree Forest! Now back to the fight! "Fall!" Then Xeenam dropped the nuke! But Electroman went into his Super Form and destroyed the nuke! "Why does this keep on happening?!" "Because, no matter what you do, there is always gonna be someone to beat you! Especially if that person is me!" "Or me!" Said Deezutra. Then a random portal opened up. "Or me!" Said Querxov Strong from my Pokemon Crossover before the portal closed! "Yeah!" Cried an entire crowd! "Guys, we've come to give out support!" Then they all jumped into the air and uppercutted Xeenam! 203 Combo! "Damn, Xeenam's face is more bruised than my wife's cooking!" Electroman remarked. "SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!" Xeenam shouted as he used his own Super Overdrive! "Super Overdrive: Black Storm!" Xeenam had countless orbs of dark energy rain down from above! Every unicorn, alicorn and any other magic user blocked it with a combined magic shield! "Dammit! Don't get in my way!" Then the raining attack became even more powerful! Rapidly cracking the shield! "We can't hold it in for much longer!" Said Celestia! "Electroman, our energy is done charging!" I announced! "Hey Xeenam!" *Punch!* "Super Overdrive: Mjolnir Hand!" Then Electroman slammed Xeenam down towards us! "Super Overdrive: Light Pillar Cannon!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! ELECTROMAAAAAAN! THERE IS AN INFINITE NUMBER OF ME, BUT JUST 1 YOU!" "Yeah, but there will always be someone who will kill you! It doesn't just have to be me!" Then Xeenam was erased! Everyone cheered for the heroes' victory over the demon. Later, after the obvious victory party that Pinkie Pie threw... "Well, it's time for us to go." I told them. "Farewell, we shall all appear again to help you only if I decide to put us in the story." "Good bye Trahzo, may you continue to ship me from wherever you are." Spike said as we shook hands. "Bye Spike, good bye everyone else, come-on team, back to HQ." Then as we went back home... "Spike?" "Yeah Dim Sum?" "I...never got to thank you for protecting me." Then Dim Sum kissed Spike, and he returned it, this went on for 2 minutes until... "Hey, don't hog him all to yourself girl." Said Tree Hugger. "Yeah, give us a turn." said Milano Mash. Then everyone started passing Spike around and kissed him. Meanwhile somewhere overlooking Ponyville... "My little brother Hexo, and my father Xeenam, both gone! Hmph, guess I can get a crack at taking over the world now!" Said a warlock. "Soon, in a future story, they shall all witness the terror of me, Xutaga!" The End For Now...
Prologue: Guess Who Just Burst Through the Gates of Hell?2 figures stood before twin flaming gates! One was a humanoid with black spiky hair, claws, pale skin, a black sleeveless shirt that had a huge white X, he had long black pants but no shoes! He was Hexo, a warlock, and son of my main OC bad guy: Xeenam! The other, he was a rather distorted cross between human & insect, he had a human head but had the jaws of an ant! And the multiple extra eyes of a spider, if you think his human eyes are normal think again for he had triangle pupils with circular tips, he had the blades of a praying mantis for hands, a red sweater, silver spiky hair, white pants, rectangular shaped shoes, the wings of a mosquito, and finally, a Scorpian Tail with a hornet stinger in between the claws! This was Nerzo! Together, they tried to stop Spike from achieving 200 ships but failed! "So, why are we standing at the gates to Hell?" Asked Nerzo with his buzzing voice! "Because my dad is about to break out!" Hexo replied. "Xeenam? How are you sure he's coming here?" "Because he told me! Besides my mom, I'm the only one he trusts." "Where's your mom?" "Oh, she made a nice little hut for her & dad, waiting for the day dad finally quits." "Really? Your mom lives in Hell as well?" "Yeah, she's a miscellaneous shaped monster." "Dang." That's when.. *Rumble!* "HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" "He's here..." *BOOM!!!* Went the gates of Hell! That's when Xeenam slammed them shut! "No! Xeenam you said we'd escape together!" Said a damned soul. "I lied to you all!" "You son of a bitch! We'll get you for this!" "Jokes on you, I was created in a lab! HAHAHAHAHAHA..." "Hey dad." "Hexo?" "That your kid? Tell the brat I'm gonna rape him once I get outta..." That's when the damned soul was compressed into a box by Hexo's magic! "You were saying?" Smirked Hexo. "Anyways, dad, this is my boss." "It's pleasure to meet you, I am Nerzo." Before he offers his mantis blade in a hand shake. "Can I really trust that your dad will not kill me before giving him an offer?" "Don't know, he killed all of my teachers during parent-teacher conferences." Hexo told him. "Wait, what's this about an offer?" Xeenam asked. "Well sir, how would you like to kill a lot of living creatures?" Nerzo offered. "Go on.....!" So Nerzo & Xeenam managed to come to an agreement and flew off for Princess Twilight's Castle where they will assassinate Spike!
