RAMPAGE: Equestria Tour!

[The Badlands.]

[Day 16.]

  Hot weather was something of nature that some enjoyed and others hatted it and preferred winter. Even others didn't prefer either, just the side weather changes. Like autumn or spring. The current location however, could give death valley a run for its money in this heat. Heat. The one thing the three monsters hated. For the mutations they were granted, it made it even worse. Same thing for walking. Endless miles of red rocks and dust with no food or water in sight. One suggested they could do it like that grills guy. Another one of the monsters swatted him against the head. He held his head in pain from the rough smack. The three monsters had been walking in the location for days, trying to find a way out. Every chance they had it somehow was utterly foiled or one of them screwed it up. These three monsters were known through out the labs as the 'not so smart' monsters. Not having the most popularity of George, Lizzie, and Ralph. Matter of fact, they looked up to them as inspiration for their destruction tactics.

  Walking in the hot sand was rough on two of the monsters. The heat on their feet feeling as though they were melting. The leader had hooves that acted like rocks to him. He was lucky. He looked toward his two companies, crossing his arms and letting out steam through his nose. His companions gave pain induced looks to their leader. He rolled his amber eyes, looking for a place to rest. He spotted a cave inside the red rocks, pointing toward it with his meaty finger. His friends looked where he was pointing and ran like hell toward the shady cave. The leader was attacked by a cloud of red dust from the speed of the two. Growling in his throat, he walked toward the cave.

  Apon setting a hoof inside the cave, the feeling of the heat was relieved from his skin. He nearly tripped over something on the floor. He looked and face palmed himself, seeing a his companies on top of each other panting. Not entertained by the sight, he kicked one of his companions in the side. Moving him and landing on his tail. He looked up at his friend with wide eyes.

"Say Boris! What's the big idea?" he said with a slight squeak in his voice.

  Boris leaned over his friend, his horn nearly hitting him in the snout. A small moan came from next to him, looking over to see their other friend. Its bright red shell glistening from its sweat. He elbowed the shell, the monster twitched and sat up on its rear. Both were grabbed on the back of their necks by Boris and placed at his height.

"The big ides Curtis is you twos aren't that tired. Yous just exaggeratin ya numbskulls."

"Hey were not numbskulls! Were knuckleheads!" the red one spoke up in a feminine tone.

  Curtis and Boris looked over to their friend who was giving an innocent smile. Clearly she didn't know difference had to be made, again.

"See this?" the two said in unison, placing their closed hands in front of her.

  She looked at the fists with both her eyes. Placing a large claw to her chin. Boris and Curtis looked at each other in annoyance.

"Ruby come on, its not that hard!" Boris said.

  Ruby looked at the fists with one last look. She nodded. Boris then flung his fist upwards, hitting Ruby in the mouth. His fist swung in the air and landed in Curtis head. He yelped in pain while Ruby was rubbing her mouth. Curtis gave Boris a snarl. The rhino was unaffected by it.

"Hey that hurt! Why'd ya hit me!?"

"Because its easy, watch." Boris said. Fanning his hand while moving it up and down in front of Curtis face.

  Curtis went into a trance like state, following the hand like it was hypnotizing him. Boris then fanned his hand on Curtis nose, smacking it up and down at the displeasure of the rat. He held his nose, stopping it from shacking and giving Boris another snarl. The rhino laughed and walked down further into the cave. Ruby and Curtis close behind him. He laid back on the floor, connecting his hands and placing them to the back of his head as a make shift pillow. Ruby and Curtis gave him confused looks. The rhino lifted an eye lid, seeing his friends giving him wide eyed looks.

"What do we do now Bory?" Ruby asked.

  Out of all the things Boris has been called, 'Bory' was the one thing he hated the most. It was Ruby's nickname for him since they first met. Boris didn't know what to do and he was supposed to be the brains of the group. Curtis was the 'helper' for the group, but that was an under statement to what Curtis does. The rat was clumsy, everything he touched, he destroyed. Imagine the thousands of dollars of damages the rats caused for Scum Labs all the time. Needless to say, Curtis had to be put in replacement cell after replacement cell because in one way or another, he would destroy it. That's why Boris liked him, he was a natural at destroying stuff. Ruby on the other hand, she is, muscle. She's the muscle of the group. Her strength can go against him and Shelly! Though that tortious was strong even before she was mutated. Anyhow, Ruby was, and the whole lab knew this, wasn't very smart. She did have human intelligence before but turning into a lobster downgraded her brain to the size of a pebble.

  Boris placed his knuckles under his chin and thought about it. He didn't know where to go now. Venturing into nothing but wasteland was becoming irritating and they needed to drink water soon. Boris hated the fact he didn't know. In frustration, he slammed his fist into the wall behind him. Leaving a crack the same size in its place. Figuring they were near somewhere new soon, Boris looked out of the cave. The sun burning the sand, the red rocks showing for miles. He groaned, hitting his head at the edge of the cave. He lifted an eye lid, to see a small gap in the rocks in front of him. A wide smile came across Boris face, a way out. The rhino grabbed Curtis and Ruby and showed them the gap in the distance. The three monsters exchanged happy looks, running off toward the gap. Soon the three made the run into a race, sprinting in front of each other, trying to reach the gap in the mountains.

  Seeing Curtis getting ahead, Boris stuck his leg out and tried to trip the rat. Curtis saw this and jump over the rhinos hoof, pricking him in the eyes with two of his fingers. Boris yelped and slowed down a bit to recollect himself. Meanwhile, Ruby sprinted past the laughing rat and took the lead. Curtis growled and sprinted faster toward Ruby. The rat swung his tail at the lobster, hitting her shell. Ruby acted like she didn't even feel it and grabbed Curtis with one of her pincers. She picked him up and was about to throw him but was rammed by a charging rhino in her back. Ruby and Curtis dropped to the ground while Boris took the lead. The rhino let out a maniacal laugh and sprinted toward the now closer gap in the mountains. All Boris could see next were pincers covering his vision. Not knowing wear he was going, Boris slammed into a rock tower and fell on his rear. He looked up to see Ruby giving him a wide smile. Curtis chuckled as he took the lead again but didn't watch where he was going as he collided with another rock tower, knocking it over. Boris and Ruby then passed him laughing. The tow were neck and neck, going as fast as their legs could carrier them. Curtis then came from behind, running next to Ruby in fear of another attempt from Boris to trip him. The three monsters were running at top speed, looking at each as they sprinted toward the-

BLAM!

  -wall. The hard, tall, and unforgiving wall. Peeling off the wall, the three monsters fell back with stars in their eyes. Boris looked up and saw the gap. He jumped onto his hooves and observed the gap. Ruby and Curtis soon joining him.

"What do we do now boss?" Curtis asks.

  Boris placed his fists to his hips and took in a breathe of air though his nose.

"Now we go on a adventure!" Boris said. As he walked into the gap with his two friends at his sides.