RAMPAGE: Equestria Tour!

[Canterlot.]

[Day 18.]

  It felt different, that was the only thing Ralph could think of while he walked the streets of the bright and colorful streets of Canterlot. He wasn't used to walking around with others that were the size of his finger just a few days ago. He was used to them giving him weird looks however. His dark blue coat was more of an eye sore from a mile away. Luckily he wasn't so identifiable as a monster unless you knew him, he just looked like a regular earth pony with pointy ears. Nope, nothing unnatural here. Ralph felt something that made him freeze. A low rumble from his belly erupted, multiple ponies giving him weird looks.

'Goddamn it...I got to remember to eat a lot more in the morning.'

  Escaping his inner thoughts, Ralph nearly stopped himself from running into a another closed door. Pushing the door open with his hoof, Ralph could see the inside of the castle. Its bright colors of white, purple, and gold were shining from the sun that was glistening through the windows. Beautiful was what came to mind for the wolf pony. He never thought he would see a sight like this again. Ralph forgot the last time he smiled the way he was as well. It wasn't a smile that was full hunger for blood, death, or destruction, it was a real happy smile. He had the feeling of something, different inside him. It was like something had been awakened inside him that was sealed away for years. His humanity, his soul, his life, he could feel like it was back with him. It was back home, with the Scum Labs wolf.

  Ralph was lost inside his mind again, slamming into another door in the castle. The wolf pony held his nose as he opened the door.

'Note to self...don't get lost in self.'

  Ralph looked forward to see another hallway but what caught his eye was the amount of guard ponies giving him weird looks. Ralph understood why they were looking at him, he looked like something out of a movie. Pointed ears, dagger like teeth, bright yellow eyes, all it was were red flags. Ralph walked down the hallway, trying not to make eye contact with the guards. If they found out what he truly was, he would have spears shoved in his face.

  Then, a sweet aroma filled Ralphs nose. His head perked up and a smile came across his face. Ralph could feel himself floating in the air as he followed the scent. The wolf pony soon came across a closed door, the scent stronger then ever here. With his mouth watering so much, he might flood the entire castle. Ralph began thinking to himself as he stood outside the door.

'Maybe its chocolate pudding! No wait, maybe cake! Or it could be ice cream!'

  Ralph threw open the door, expecting to see a kitchen. Instead however, he was met with a room full of mares who were puffing perfume on them and others were talking and removing pieces of their armor. Ralphs eye went wide and the mares soon noticed him. The room went silent for a moment. Ralph could feel his face start to burn. He shut the door slowly, hearing the whispers of the mares at the other end of it.  The wolf pony then saw something next to the door that made his face burn even more, a bronze sign with the words 'Ladies Changing Room.'

  Once again, Ralphs stomach got the best of him. He questioned why he had an eating habit, he wasn't like this when he was human, it wasn't until he mutated he became an eating machine. Just like a wol-

"Wait...WHAT THE HELL!?"