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*snore*
^She fell asleep writing again^
^No, REALLY?^
Hi, we I we I am Changeling#186, and you, dear reader are in for a hell of a bad time wild ride.
^Hmmph. No kidding.^
^Hey, YOU don't have to live with her!^
'Blargle. Izzat you," *YAWN* "lingy? I'm so...so...what do you call it again?"
"Buzz-Screech-Hiss"
"Ri'...tired...I'm tired. well, night, everyling, everydraquanacous."
"NIGHT!" "Hiss-Hiss-Screech!"
Now that I am once more SANE, may I address the floating toaster?
"Finally. I was getting worried when the peacock didn't eat the waffle."
"Hiss-Buzz"
"Oh, the time that we tried to do the Sorting Hat? Yeah, I have to agree with you on that one."
^SEE WAT I MEAN?^
"Screech."
"Ah, so you're hungry. Well, DISCORD, GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT, OR NO DESSERT."
"Drat."
^And I nearly had regained the use of my ears, as well...^
^Sorry.^
