Wat

Now that I am once more SANE, may I address the floating toaster?

"Finally. I was getting worried when the peacock didn't eat the waffle."

"Hiss-Buzz"

"Oh, the time that we tried to do the Sorting Hat? Yeah, I have to agree with you on that one."

^SEE WAT I MEAN?^

"Screech."

"Ah, so you're hungry. Well, DISCORD, GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT, OR NO DESSERT."

"Drat."

^And I nearly had regained the use of my ears, as well...^

^Sorry.^