Rarity Rage

by ChromeRegios

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Rarity, Random
Length: 1712

The Animator (you) is slightly bored... so time to have fun on the drawing board!

It’s a bright new day at Carousel Boutique. Rarity is about to wake up and go to her shower to prepare for the day, when suddenly the scene has changed! You are the animator; you go around and make things hard on anyone you draw… because you’re bored.

Published 2015-07-06 19:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-06 19:30:02 UTC

Rarity Rage

Scene 1, Take 1.

(Wakes up with a smile, and yawns.)

Rarity: Ahh, what a nice day for a splendid time in my workshop…

You draw a neatly looking area along with several tables, chairs, a worktable, clothing blueprints, a sewing machine, needle and thread kit, fabrics, measuring tapes and mannequins. Rarity casually goes into her work table after her soothing shower and an hour of grooming herself. “Ahh, simply marvelous…” She gazed at her blueprint then starts on working on her sewing…

But then, when she turns to face her fabrics to take the necessary materials, you start to tamper with her plans and revised in on something other than a dress.

On her finishing touches, she wipes her head and looks at her creation, and gasped! It turned into a monster costume! “W-wha… what is this monstrosity!” she yelled, with pun included. “She then looks at her plans to see where she had gone wrong and gave out a sour look on her face, then turns to you. “I knew it… you sir are a completely rude person! How could you ruin my perfect! I demand you return my ORIGINAL blueprints at once!” Rarity remanded.

You immediately wrote down a new set of plans for her. Rarity smiled and nods her head. “That’s better.” Rarity starts again… only as a result, that the new set of clothes became a Hodgepodge of a clothes proportionate to Frankenstein’s monster.

Rarity’s eyes went wide as saucer plates. “The audacity!” Rarity yelled. But then you muted her. She kept on talking and whining, until she notices that she can’t speak. “She starts tapping her hoof and looks at you… pointing at the volume on tip of the screen.

You pumped up the volume until it was on full blast. Of course Rarity didn’t notice… until she spoke. “THAT’S BETTER!!!” The noise was so loud it literally sends out a sonic boom, beating Luna’s loud voice.
Rarity shut her ears to protect it from the sudden loud burst of sound. She points on top of the volume button and begged to lower the volume. You did so.

As Rarity’s composure returns, she checks if it’s still too loud, and when it was clear she was free to speak. “Why are you doing this?” Rarity asked you, the animator. “What have I done to deserve this?” As Rarity talks, you drew a gem dog beside her… “If I have done something wrong, why don’t you say it and…” She looks beside her and literally screamed when she saw the gem dog and ran for her life. The dog gave chase as Rarity tries to lose it, but then erase it and changed the scenery into a muddy swamp, which made Rarity slip and dove headfirst into the muddy ground with a splat.

“Uugghh!!!” Rarity groaned, but then starts to cry. With a slight urge of mercy, you drew a bathtub and washed her and her mane. Rarity begins to relax, but then… changed the scenery again! Another Rarity was sitting in the tub but not a pony, instead it’s a human!

The two looked at each other yelled and looks at you. “You keep your parallel convergence to yourself, bub!” The two yelled in unison before erasing both of them.

“Well? Where’s the rest of me?” Rarity said, and then as you draw her back, you made her an earthpony! “There we go… excellent. Thank you.” Then you drew a walk-in dress closet, filled with designer dresses and accessories. This made Rarity’s eyes sparkle and goes to check them out. She tried to use her magic to lift one of the dresses to her, but nothing happened. “What the? What’s wrong with me?” She tries again but still nothing.”All of a sudden, I don’t feel myself… I… I feel fine, but…” You then drew a mirror and saw herself… with no horn!

“Alright you literately challenged goon, make with the eraser!” Rarity glared and points to her head where her horn used to be. You did so, but didn’t exactly give what she wanted… instead, it’s a musical horn. “Are you some kind of an imbecile? I mean a unicorn horn, Spiral like!!” And with that you erased the musical horn, and replaced with a long spiral-looking horn from a goat! “Don’t be so bucking ignorant!”

You erased the some of the spiral horn and left just the right length for her. “Hmm…” Rarity checks on her head, and felt that it was right again. Then looks at you. “Look, kind sir. I’m sure we got on the wrong hoof here. I’m not your enemy, really I’m not… I’m here to make your show better! Well, in my part, that is, but the important thing is we can work together! And~”

In her mid sentence, you draw the scenery where at the background, a dozen of stampeding cattle is seen, and Rarity is in the middle of it! She got barely the time to dodge away, making her mane all frizzled and messed up. She looks at you with terrified eyes. “W-wha… are you serious!? Are you out to get me?! What have I done to do such, I mean I can’t believe you were-“

Again, you did something she doesn’t expect. Erased her mouth. When she looks down at her mouth, she stomps around, red with fury, enraged on what her life became in the start of the day and the new episode, and then you gave back her mouth.

“I HAVE HALF THE MIND TO KICK YOU IN YOUR-“ She stops. Realizing that her mouth had returned she didn’t finish what she was about to say, and tries to regain her composure.

“Look… Look, darling. We simply can’t do this all day! We must continue on with the episode, or else Hasbro will take both of our heads! You would like your job kept, correct? And I would like mine… so let’s just go on, hmm? How about a little scenery? Preferably a tailor’s nook…”

Rarity moves out of the way and lets you do your work, as you drew a background of a dungeon. “Oh my, this is nice, really good… NOW HOW ABOUT AN ACTUAL WORKSHOP, DIMWIT!?”
In that moment, you drew a hole directly below her, which she noticed quickly. “You gigantic piece of-“ without her finishing, she plummets down in the dark abyss screaming like she never screamed before.

After a minute or two, she drops in a velvet room. A chair is seen in the middle, with bright red ruby color that stands out in the dimly lit room.
“W-where am I?” She asked. Then a spotlight shines above and reveals a table with a pony sitting behind it. “Welcome to the velvet room…” The pony asked in a raspy tone. “You seem to be troubled?”

“Oh, I see… Look pal, I am really not a fan of Persona. I just want to work with my designs and wardrobe, is that so wrong?” She asked, looking over to you.

“Somehow it’s not that comedic. But if that’s what you want…” The pony sitting at the table said, then disappears and Rarity was back to the white background.

“Okay, now what?” Without warning, you painted her in a clown suit. “WHAT THE!? Hey!!” She takes off the suit, but it became into a Wildmut suit. “You serious?” She unzips it off, only to be replaced by a human suit. Without talking, she takes it off, but every time she takes it off it turned to another.

A Hecarim suit, a Donkey suit, a Scooby suit, Rapidash suit and for the final time, a Raptor suit.

This had Rarity In her limit, she roared a Raptor roar and attacks the brush, tore it into pieces. “Alright! Enough is enough! I have had it! If you don’t want to help me, then I’m going to end this session!”

After that, an iris in had appeared, followed by a large “The End” sign. Which got thrown away easily by Rarity. “I didn’t mean that!! I mean enough jokes! If you want a paying job, let’s work together!”

In that moment, the scene became a tailoring area, which in Rarity’s eyes, a sign of relief. “That’s more like it…” Rarity said, then walks towards the background, until…

WHAM!

She hits a fake wall that’s drawn like her own tailoring shop and fell down on a back empty space. She illuminates her horn to see where she ended up but a faceless guy with tentacles wriggling around it’s back appears and oddly blew out her horn to remove the light.

Scuffling noises and muffled voices are heard a few moments later and the lights came back on (Courtesy of you). Rarity is seen with her eyes wide open and holding a huge baseball bat as the faceless guy laid on the floor, eyes with x’s and had a huge bump on its head. Rarity then looks at you slowly with a wide grin and somewhat scary expression in her eyes.

“That’s it… you finally done it.” She said, moving closer and closer to you. “You drove me out of my limit.” As she was about to bash the screen, a gem hits her smack dab on the head which literally stunned her and drops on the floor beside the faceless dude.

You drew Spike beside her which made him look around in wonder. “This isn’t my scene… where am I?” He asked as he spots Rarity on the floor, unconscious and holding a signboard that reads, “Free kisses!” as you drew a closet room next to them.

This made Spike stare at it for a bit then gives you a very disturbing look with a grin and raises his eyebrows three times. He knew what you meant by that…

And with that, he slowly drags Rarity on the closet with his face still the same look as before.

Finally, you dragged the big “The End” sign in the middle of the screen.

The camera pans out to reveal Discord beside you looking on as you drew the scenes. “Well… That was fun!” Discord said as he laughs. “Thanks for the time, I've been meaning to disturb one of them in a while!”