Heavy Sleeping Princessby OtakuBrony47ChaptersChapter: Two. Hastle at the CastleChapter: Three. One Awkward Dream.Chapter: Four. Time is runningout! Wake up, Luna!Chapter: Five. The Chase. Time to end this Once and For All...Epilogue Chapter: My Thoughts on Heavy Sleeping Princess.Chapter: One. An ingredient too much.Chapter: Two. Hastle at the CastleIn our last adventure, Spike had accidentally knocked out Princess Luna. And now he needs to wake her up (with Twilight’s help). Spike scattered around, trying to figure out what do. You could tell he was nervous by the amount of sweat that dropping from his forehead. “Hmm. Hey, we can…N-no.” Spike’s voice softly said. “Hey I now, how about we…” Before Spike could finish, Twilight interrupted him. “No Spike, we are not going to “CLOP” the princess to see if she’ll react. We got to be realistic and NOT PERVERTED.” Spike frowned. “Hey, just a suggestion.” He announced. Spike and Twilight paced the room. But time was running out. The clock had already struck 3 am. If they didn’t think of something soon, then morning will arrive, but with Luna out cold, she won’t be able to lower the moon so Princess Celestia would be able to raise the sun. And to make matters worse, Spike just belched up a letter. Gee, wonder who it’s from? Twilight grabbed the letter with her magic and opened it up and read it. “Hmm. HMM. Uh hum, Uh hum, Uh. Hun. THINGS JUST GOT WORSE!!!!” The young alicorn uttered, “PRINCESS CELESTIA WANT’S TO SEE US! NOW! IT’S OVER! WE ARE SO DEAD! NO! Waaaaaiiiiiit.” Twilight eyeballed Spike. “YOU ARE SO DEAD!” she exclaimed. Spike was surprised at Twilight’s accusation. “ME?” “YES! YOU were the one who added too much of that Moon Sugar into Princess Luna’s Moonlight Milk Tea! YOU knocked her out! And now YOU will be banished, or thrown away in a dungeon, or thrown away in a dungeon in the place you were banished to because of YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOOOOOOOOOU!” Spike’s mouth was wide open. Oh, he was going to get it now. If the Princess turned Discord to stone for disrupting harmony, he could only IMAGINE what the Princess would do to him. “Your right Twilight.” He uttered. “I’m guilty. I’ll never survive in prison, THEY’LL MOP UP THE FLOOR WITH ME!!” “CALM DOWN SPIKE! No will find out. All we got to do is sneak Luna inside the castle without being spotted by the guard ponies and find a way to wake her up without Princess Celestia finding out about it. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?” Meanwhile in the Human world. “HEY there’s a job offer as a Night Guard at Pizza Restaurant! I’ll take it, I mean, what’s the WORST that could happen!” a human’s voice uttered as he read a newspaper. Meanwhile in the sky of the human world. “Relax darling, I’m almost home. I’ll be arriving at New York in an hour aboard Flight 93. Besides, what’s the WORST that could happen till then?” a woman said to her husband on the phone. Meanwhile in 1945 Hiroshima. “Oh no an American plane is flying over us.” Said a man. “Don’t worry about it.” Said a woman next to him. “What’s the WORST that could happen?” Back in Ponyville, Twilight and Spike slowly snuck into the castle, carrying Luna on their shoulders, wounded soldier style. They slowly tiptoed into the back entrance, which wasn’t really guarded. They slowly entered the castle and slowly laid down Luna so the two could catch rest and catch there breathe. “Okay, so far so good.” Twilight whispered, “Now, all you got to do is sneak her into her room while I tend to the princess’s summons. Don’t let anyone catch you.” Spike nodded, “Got it. I’ll wake her up and find a way to not let anyone catch us.” “Good. I’ll see why Princess Celestia called us.” Twilight ran off, in search of Princess of Celestia while Spike dragged the sleeping beauty down the hall searching for her room. Spike had dodged guards and crept by the walls and had to hide in several place with Luna. It was hard for a baby dragon of his size to do this. At one point Spike was almost, but he managed to avoid detection by pretending he and Luna were prat of the interior. Eventually Spike had finally found the hallway where Luna’s bedroom was. Just has he walked down the hallway to find no guards and no obstacles, he began to smile. This was it, he was home free. Suddenly, “Spike?” a voice uttered. Spike slowly turned around and frowned. It was Princess Cadence. Spike’s heart sank. It was over. “What are you doing with my Aunt, Luna?” Cadence asked. Spike didn’t answer. He was afraid to speak. He just stood there with Luna on his shoulders. Finally, he thought of something to say. “Well, uh? I’m just, well? HEY, there it is!” Spike exclaimed as he threw Luna into a plant and hid inside it. There, he was moving Luna like a puppet, so Cadence couldn’t see him move her. Spike disguised his voice to sound like Luna and began to speak. “Ah yes indeed Spike. Thou hast helped me found my…object.” Surprisingly, Cadence was buying it. “Okay, uh, Aunt Luna, Aunt Celestia wants to let you know that it’s almost morning. You need to lower the moon soon.” “Oh do I?” Spike said, still disguising his voice, “Not to worry mine lief niece, I shalt finish mine duties in ameer moment.” Wow, Nice Old Language Voice. “Oh…kay.” Cadence replied with Meer awkwardness. Just as she was walking away, Luna began to talk in her sleep. About her dream. Her “Wonderful” Dream. “Oh my, Big Mac. You’re so…STRONG.” Princess Luna giggled. Oh crap, you dead Spike. Princess Cadence was suspicious now. “What was that?” she uttered. Spike quickly took action. “Uh, just going to lower the moon.” Spike said disguising his voice. Cadence looked at her Luna, squinting her eyes. Finally she walked away very slowly, her eyes glued on her. “Oh…Kay.” Cadence said with suspicion. Spike waited a bit, the he stepped out of the plant, holding Luna on his shoulders. He slowly opened her bedroom and laid her on her bed. “Oh man Twilight. Whatever your plan is, please let be a good one.” Spike uttered. Meanwhile, Twilight ran through the hallways searching for Celestia. Finally, she just so happened as to run into her mentor. “Awe, Twilight Sparkle, so glad to see you here.” Said the Princess, “I take it that means you got my letter?” Twilight nodded. “Yes, I did. What’s this about Princess?” Princess Celestia slowly looked out the window of the castle. “Its 5:00 am Twilight. And do you see what I see?” she asked. “I see that the moon hasn’t set, and this is disastrous.” Twilights slowly gulped. “Y-You don’t say.” She said softly. “My only conclusion is that my sister, Princess Luna, is unable to lower moon at this moment. I fear something has happened to her.” “W-W-WHAT! D-D-DON’T BE CRAZY! SHE’S FINE!” Twilight said nervously. Princess Celestia was suspicious as to why Luna hadn’t lowered the moon yet. And since 5 o’clock was already at its way, that meant she and Spike didn’t have any time to spare. They had to wake up Luna before it was too late. “My dearest and most trusted Student Twilight, I need your help.” “Yes, Princess?” “Find, Luna and find out why she hasn’t lowered the moon. And bring back to the castle.” “No problem Princess, you can count on me.” Meanwhile in Luna’s bedroom Spike had tried everything to wake up Princess Luna. Slapping her, pouring water on her, ringing an alarm clock, then a bell, then a gong. Wait? Where did he get a gong? Never mind. As Spike was running out on options he decided to resort to his secret weapon: it was called, Dragon Stash. It was paper burned into ash with dragon fire, mixed in with blisterwort mushrooms, a grain of wheat, and some grass shavings. Spike mixed in the ingredients and wrapped the powder into paper and rolled into a stick. I think you all know where this is going. Just as Spike was about to set it on fire, Twilight walked in. “Spike, we have a MAJOR crisis and…What are you doing?” “Uh, well, I…Uh? It’s…You burn it, and smell the smoke and…WOOOH! Wakes you right up.” Spike announced. Twilight frowned. “Were are trying to wake her up, NOT GIVE HER A ONE WAY TICKET TO WOODSTOCK!!!” Ha, ha, ha, ha. You see what I did there? Whatever, anyway, No, Dragon Stash was out. Twilight was running out of ideas. Finally she got one. “That’s it!” “What’s it?” “It’s so simple! Why didn’t I do that in the FIRST PLACE!?” “Do what?” Twilight looked at Spike with a creepy face, smiling at him. Then she uttered, “If we can’t wake up Princess Luna with traditional methods, we can use Magic to enter her dream and wake her THERE! Problem Solved!” the happy alicorn explained. Spike wasn’t sure about that. “I don’t know Twilight.” “Oh common Spike. What's the WORST that could happen?” Author's Note I finished this a lot faster than I thought. Any way, I hope all of you like it. Chapter 2. Next chapter preview: Being Spike's fault, Twilight sends him into Luna's dream to wake her up. But his innocence is bout to be attacked when he sees what this alicorn dreams about. Chapter: Three. One Awkward Dream.I’m running behind schedule with some other stories that I’m doing, so, I’m goanna speed this chapter up, and tell you only the important stuff. Not make it TOO lengthy. So, it was decided that Twilight would use Magic to enter Luna’s dream and wake her up from within. But, there’s a catch: The pony casting the spell can’t cast it on herself. So, Spike has to be the Test Subject. “What! Why me?!” “Because it’s your fault Spike! Now stop being a sissy, you’re wasting the readers patience.” “Oh, all right!” Twilight cast her magic on Spike. She slowly closed her eyes and began to concentrate. Silence filled the room at first. Then, her horn began to glow with her magical aura. A few sparks emitted and Spike slowly became surrounded by purple smoke. Then, Spike began to glow with the same purple aura as Twilight’s magic. Twilight focused harder and harder. Grunting her teeth and closing her eye’s tightly. Finally, Spike began to float in the air. With a quick spin, thrust, and spark, Spike tuned into a cloud of smoke. The smoke cloud, then flew by the room and enter inside of Luna’s through her ears and noes. Twilight relaxed herself again. The Spell was done. Spike was inside Luna’s dream land. *PANT. *PANT. “There. Now the rest…*Breathe…is up…*Breathe…to you Spike.” *Faint. Spike began to enter dreamland. I guess you can say he, entered the rabbit hole into wonderland. He fell down, down, down, down. “AAAAAHHH!” *SMACK “OAF! AAAH-OUCH!” Spike howled, “Gee Whiz Twilight. What the hay. Huh? Whoa, what is this place?” Spike looked around the area. It appeared that he was inside some kind of castle. It was very big, and wide. It interior looked Greek, or maybe it was Roman. But he didn’t care. What really caught his eye was that the columns were decorated with ribbon and lace. And they were naked stallion sculptures after each column leading to a large golden door. In a distance he also heard music. “What the hay?” Spike said to himself softy as he went to investigate. As he the music got louder as Spike went up the hallway, seeing more of these naked stallion statues, he began to wonder what the heck it was Luna was dreaming about. Meanwhile, outside in the real world, Twilight did her best to try and keep every pony from entering the room. And with the clock already striking 5:45 am, she figured she had to come up with a plan B, just in case Spike doesn’t make it in time since the spell only lasts 25 minutes before he reenters reality. She looked around Luna’s room. She searched her drawers and dressers for an Item she could use to try and wake her up. A cup or pot she could use to fill up with hot water or coffee, a Taser, a hot iron, anything that could get her up really. As she was searching a drawer she found an oddly shaped device. “Hmm, what’s this?” Twilight said as she examined the object. “Hmm, it looks like some kind of arched shaped cylinder, with a really long base.” Twilight noticed there was a button on the side. She switched it on and suddenly the device began emitting a buzzing sound. Twilight stared at it for a while, eventually realized what it was, panicked, switched it off, placed back in the drawer, and blushed in embarrassment. “Okay, not what I’m looking for.” You guys see what I did there? Anyway, I…Yeah, that going too far, I know. Anyway, back in dream world. Spike slowly approached the door and opened it. There was a bright light and a flash. Spike shield his eyes and walked through the light. When the brightness stopped, Spike opened his eyes and saw…WTF? Spike’s jaw dropped as he saw a massive pool party. But not just any pool party. This was a full blown CLOPPING POOL PARTY. Everywhere Spike turned he saw big, buff, colts wearing speedos and man thongs. Some were playing Volleyball or Marco Polo in the pool, others were sunbathing. Also in the pool party were a group of mares having a water fight with each other, there was a Centaur in a tuxedo serving drinks (probably champagne), and there was Luna. Sitting on a hot tub with…Big Mac and Sorin? Spike frowned, “Yeah, that figures.” He said to himself as he walked over to Luna’s location. Luna was giggling and flirting like a Japanese school girl, drooling over Big Macintosh and shirtless Sorin. Spike walked up to Luna and gave a deadly stare, before realizing that neither of them were in a swimsuit. “Princess Luna, I’ve come to—WHOA! Okay, didn’t need to see that!” Spike exclaimed covering his eyes. *GASP “Spike!” Luna shouted, “What for art thou best doing in mine dream!” “Right now, I’m wishing I didn’t see it. Big Mac, Sorin mine giving me a minute with the princess?” Big Mac and Sorin looked at each other for a moment, then they nodded and got up. “Eee’yup!” replied Big Mac as he stepped out of the hot tub and wrapped himself up in a towel. “Sure man, no problem” replied Sorin as flew out of the water and dried himself off. As they walked away, Spike noticed Sorin was wearing a European pattern man bikini which made is rump look…Quote, Unquote: NOOOIIIIIICE! “Oh…Kay, didn’t need to see that.” Spike muttered to himself as he climbed into the hot tub. As she stared at Luna, Luna stared back with angry eyes. “Why art thou here, Spike?” she asked. “Okay, Luna. Don’t hate me, but…I may have accidentally put you into sleeping state and now we can’t wake you up.” “What art thou be talking about? I’m having a fun time at a pool party with handsome stallions in an awesome castle.” “Nope, you’re dreaming.” “What?” Meanwhile back in the real world, Twilight got tired of waiting and began to panic. “Oh no. Oh great. Oh dear. WHY ISN”T SPIKE BACK YET!” Suddenly, Twilight saw the clock. 5:53 am. Time was running out. Finally, Twilight decided to take matters into her own hands. She carried Luna to her bedroom bathroom, laid her on the shower, and turned it on to cold, letting the water fall on Luna’s face. She then began slapping her right cheek lightly. “Come on. Come on!” she kept saying nervously. Meanwhile outside of Luna’s room, Cadence was knocking. “Hello? Aunt Luna? Are you in there? It’s time to lower the moon.” Cadence waited a while, but there was no answer. Finally, she noticed the door was unlocked. She opened the door slowly, where she could hear the shower running. “Aunt Luna?” she called out, “Are you taking a bath?” She slowly walked up to the bathroom. As she slowly opened the door and let out a hello, her eyes became wide open. It wasn’t every day you see your sister-in-law, in the same shower as your aunt, as she slaps her repeatedly. Her mouth was wide open, and her eyes had a look of horror and shock. Twilight slowly noticed something and turned around. There she saw her sister-in-law, Princess Cadence. “Oh, hay Cadence.” Twilight said happily before she noticed it was her sister. PRINCESS CADENCE. Twilight immediately jumped from her skin in fear. “OKAY, WAIT, LOOK! I CAN EXPLAIN!!” she uttered. Meanwhile back in dream world, Spike had finish telling Luna what had happened. “And there you have it,” he said, “You’re asleep, Celestia thinks something happened to you, it’s almost sun raise, and the moon is still up.” Luna looked at Spike with a mixture of anger and disappointments. “This is NOT good, Spike.” She replied, “There is only one way to reverse the effects of that much ingested Moon Sugar.” Spike leaned forward to hear. “What?” Luna took a deep breathe, and spoke. “You need…Kill Me.” Spike looked at Luna with a straight face, then lost it. “ARE YOU INSANE!!?” “Relax Spike, I meant from within my Dream.” “Huh?” “The only way to wake me up is to Kill Me from within my dream. I have a device that can help you. It’s in the armory in the castle. In the basement. Third door on the left.” Spike was starting to hyperventilate. “W-W-Why c-c-can’t…Y-You d-do…It?” he asked. “Because,” said Luna, “This device can only be wielded by someone with opposable thumbs, like your claws, Spike.” Luna slowly placed her hoof on Spike’s shoulder and said, “You can do this. If you don’t, Night time, will Last…Forever!” Spike too a big gulp and nodded. Meanwhile, back in the real world, Twilight had finish telling Cadence, HER side of the story. Cadence was shell-shocked. But not worried, because she knew how to fix this. “Don’t worry Twilight. All we have to do is pour Dragon Tea on her, and the fire will make her up painfully.” She said. “Dragon Tea?” asked Twilight. “Yes.” Cadence replied, “It’s made of Fire Salt, Dragon Tongue flowers, and a mushroom.” Cadence continued, “We need to brew it fast, before…” *Ding. 6:00am. “Before that!” “Oh NO! 6 o’clock, and Spike isn’t back yet!” Twilight yelled. “WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!!!!?” Cadence calmed Twilight down and gently stroke her head. “Don’t worry, I’ll keep my mom distracted while you get the ingredients.” Cadence said. “But where?” Twilight asked. “The Mushroom and Dragon Tongue you can find in the Garden.” Cadence replied, “And there should be some Fire Salt in the kitchen. Now GO!” “Okay!” Back in dream world. “NOW, GO SPIKE! AND WAKE ME UP!” And it began, the race to wake up Princess Luna. But now that Cadence was in on it, how will this story unfold? Well that’s a chapter for another day. Comment on my story and let me know what I can add to make this story more appealing. Also, keep an eye out for upcoming Fim Fics: Back to the Filly, Assassin’s Steed, and 50 Shades of Blaze. Chapter: Four. Time is runningout! Wake up, Luna!And so, a race began to see who would wake up Luna first. Spike, finding his way through the castle to the armory while Twilight made a tea to wake up the princess. Hey, quick off topic question, are Luna’s Witnesses supposed to be an MLP parody of Jehovah’s Witnesses? Cause that don’t make sense. You see the Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that Jehovah, the god of Israel, is the original god, and the creator of the world. They also believe god is a forgiving spirit and one day plans to eradicate the corrupted government systems and establish a new world in… Wait a minute, why am I preaching this!? Let just get back to the point. So Luna told Spike there was a “Device” he could use to kill her, thus waking her up from her dream world. Luna would do it herself, but the device requires one to have opposable thumbs or claws to operate. Spike didn’t know what this device was, but he had to find it. However, he couldn’t. Spike got lost in the castle. And it felt the more lost he got, the horrified he became from running into more naked stallion statues that seemed to be everywhere in the castle. “Oh come on!” Spike bellyached, “If I make it out of here alive and with some sanity left in me, I’m going to really be mad at Twilight.” Well why not Spike, she’s the one who sent you to this dream land in the first place. Meanwhile back in the real world Twilight and Cadence were busy doing what they can to gather in ingredients while trying to make sure Celestia doesn’t find out about it. As Twilight quickly made her way to the gardens, Cadence searched for her Aunt to try and stall her. Things were going crazy, and the royal guards were searching high and low for the missing princess. Twilight had to sneak by all of them, trying not to get caught. The guards would surely question her if they spotted her. She had to avoid being caught whatever the price. She slowly made her way to the back entrance of the castle. Which took almost forever. Two guard ponies watched the back entrance. Twilight had to think of a way to sneak by them. She needed a clever disguise. This looked like a job for…DEE MAGIX . But Twilight didn’t want to risk her magic aura would lead the guards to her so…instead she used a fake mustache. I know I’m being lazy with my writing right now. But I need to finish this story now so I can continue working on other stories. Anyway, Cadence eventually caught up with her aunt, who was in her room, pacing nervously and wondering why the moon was still up. Cadence slowly walked up to her. "Hey aunt Celestia. What'cha doing?" (Phineas and Ferb reference). "Cadence!" the Princess of the Sun exclaimed, "Thank goodness you're here. I fear that Luna is in danger, and with no one to lower the moon, I fear that morning may arrive late." Cadence began to worry. "Don't panic aunty," Cadence said nervously, "I'm sure Luna will turn out." Just then, a Royal guard pony entered the room. "Your Highness!" he exclaimed, "We found Princess Luna!" Cadence's heart sank. "Oh F-BLEEP! I forgot about Luna herself. Someone had to guard her room and make sure no one entered!" She whispered to herself. "Oh God Dammit!" As for Celestia, she was relieved. "Oh, thank Elysium she's okay!" She exclaimed, "Where is she?" "That's just it Princess. She seems to be sleeping...In her room." Princess Celestia was surprised. This whole time, Luna was sleeping in her room on the job? "Oh dear sister. Why?" Celestia said softly. "Quick, take me to her room. We have to wake her up!" "Yes Ma'am!" "WAIT!" Cadence shouted from a distance. "Cadence?" said Princess Celestia, "What is wrong?" "Well, uh? You see, uh? You didn't get to hear this amazing poem that I wrote for you." "You wrote me a poem, oh how sweet." replied Celestia, "But it will have to wait, Cadence. We need to wake up Luna first." "Oh," Cadence replied sadly, "If you rather not hear it. I understand. Princess Celestia rolled her eyes. She saw where this was going. "Oh, alright Cadence. Let's hear it." "...Okay. Uh, hem! Uncrowned Queen. Empress of the solar beam. You are my aunt, the one I need." The guard pony slowly leaned towards Celestia. "This, is going to take a while." he whispered. Back in dream world, Spike had walked up and down 3 different hallways and ran into 15 different rooms. None of them looked like the armory. In fact, Spike was lost, and he forgot where Luna told him where it was located. Spike walked on and on, room after room. Finally he found the down stairs leading to the basement. Suddenly, he remembered that, Luna said the armory was in in the basement. "Oh YES!" Spike exclaimed, "Finally!" He ran down the stairs to the basement and opened the entrance door. The he saw more hallway. He searched each door one by one. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No-Whoa, hold on! This was it. Spike found the armory. Now all he had to do was find the device. Luna told him the object was shaped like an L shape. It had a trigger on the right angel, and it was made of wood and metal. "Let's see, where is it?" Spike said to himself. "It has to around here somewhere." So Spike went on searching. Meanwhile, Twilight ransacked the gardens for Dragon Tongue flowers and a mushroom. She found a mushroom, but where were the Dragon Tongue flowers? She quickly began to panic. It was already 6:17, and if Luna didn't wake up soon, the world would plunge into chaos. "Did some pony say...CHAOS!" "Not now Discord! I'm writing!" "Oh, your no fun." Back to the story. Twilight decided to forget the Dragon Tongue plants and just find Fire Salt. So she made her back inside the castle and searched for the kitchen. Twilight had to move fast, it as already 6:34, and time is running out. Meanwhile, Spike searched for the device that Luna told him to find. He must've searched forever, because he could not find anything. He was ready to give up. "Oh, this is taking forever!" he bellyached. "I'll never find..." Just then, Spike turned around, and found an L shaped device with a trigger made of wood and metal. "...The DEVICE!" Spike exclaimed. "Yes! Now all I got to do is run back to the pool and Kill Luna with it!" Spike happily made his way to the Armory exit. Now all he had to was...wait, didn't the spell have a limit? Yep, Spike began to glow, and before he knew it, he had reentered reality. "Huh? What! No. No! No! NO! Where's the armory!" Spike exclaimed, "I'm back at Luna's room. DANG IT" Major set back, now it was all up to Twilight. Meanwhile Twilight found the kitchen and found some fire salt. After completely making a mess of 3 other cabinets and destroying on of the utensil drawers. Twilight then raced around the castle looking for some Dragon Tongue plants. Meanwhile, Cadence was running out things to make up. She could no longer stall. "This Princess of the Sun, is honored by everyone. My dear aunt's majesty, is very grand. Her wisdom fills the land. Born from unity, to halt tyranny. My Aunt, Princess Celestia...Uh? The End." *Snoring. "Uh, What! OH, that was very beautiful, Cadence!" "Thank you aunty" replied Cadence. "No then, to Luna." exclaimed Celestia. *Snoring "Uh? W-What! OH Yes! Onward!" As Princess Celestia walked out of her room on her way to Luna's Cadence began to panic. "Oh Twilight, Please hurry." she said nervously. As Twilight, was walking back to the garden, she noticed a plant on one of the hallways labeled, Dragon Tongue. "SERIOUSLY!" Twilight shouted, *GRAON "Well, at least I found a Dragon Tongue plant with Dragon Tongue flowers!" Twilight rushed to find Cadence so she can help her brew the tea. On her way, she ran into her mentor, Princess Celestia. Twilight was in real hot water now. "AGH! P-P-P-Prin-Princess Ce-Ce-Celsti..." Twilight was tongue tied. What would the Princess say? "Ah, Twilight Sparkle, what a surprise. I as hoping to run into you." said the Princess. "Y-Y-You were!?" Twilight replied nervously. "Yes, we found Luna. You can call off the search." "WHAT!" Twilight was in shock, now she was going to get it. "Yes, so, you can go now Twilight, we were just on our way to see my sister in her room." "Wait! Princess, NO!" "Huh? What ever is the matter Twilight?" asked Princess Celestia. Twilight was running out of lose. She didn't know what to say. And then...She panicked. FREEZE SPELL! Twilight's horn began to glow, then she shot a beam of ice at Princess Celestia and the guard pony. Freezing them in place. Twilight bitted her lip in fear. What did she just do? "Oh NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE!" She exclaimed, "I'm So Sorry, Princess Celestia! I promise I'll unfreeze you in a bit!" she replied as she ran towards Luna's room. Meanwhile, Cadence ran towards Twilight's location. And back at Luna's room, Spike waited for Twilight to arrive so he can tell her how they can wake Luna up. Spike walked up and down the room. Finally, the door swung open. "SPIKE!" Twilight shouted as she busted in, "I FOUND A WAY TO WAKE UP LUNA!" Spike smiled. "That's great," he said, "Because I found a way to wake her up too." "Really!? My way is with a spicy tea! What's your way!?" "We have to kill her from within her dream!" Twilight looked at Spike with a look of fear. "Yeah, No, were doing it my way." she protested. Just then Cadence walked in. "Twilight!" "Cadence!" "Oh, thank goodness. Did you get the ingredients I asked of you?" asked Cadence. "Yes!" she replied, "Here they are!" "Okay. I'm suppose to brew this in a caldron, but there's now time!" Cadence said nervously, "I'll have to use my magic to combine the ingredients into Dragon Tea." Cadence continued, "You all might want to stand back." Cadence placed the ingredients on the floor, and began to concentrate. She slowly closed her eyes and began to focus. A small sparkle began to emit from her horn. Then, her horn began to glow. Then the ingredients began to glow, and slowly fly into the air. Cadence began grunting slowly. She concentrated really hard, and the ingredients slowly began to come closer to each other. "NNNNRRGH! Come On, almost there!" Cadence said to herself. Finally, the ingredients began to spin around and around. Slowly t first, and then faster, and faster, and faster. Then, they got closer, and finally, a zap of lightning. There was a great big flash, and then the trio slowly looked up. The Dragon tea was formed. It slowly descended from the sky and landed on the ground. Cadence picked it up. "Behold, the Dragon Tea." Cadence declared. Twilight smiled, "Great!" she said, "Now let's get Luna to drink this before Princess Celestia thaws out." "Okay," said Cadence, "Let's...Wait! What to you mean...Thaw out!?" "Oh...Well, uh...You see, I MAY have casted a...Freeze Speel on them." "WHAT! TWILIGHT HOW COULD YOU!" Cadence shouted angrily. "I'm sorry! Twilight replied, "I had to, she was on her way here-" "WERE NOT HERE TO DISCUSS WHAT MISTAKE TWILIGHT MADE!!" Spike said angrily, "HOW TO WE GET LUNA TO DRINK THE TEA!?" Spike was angry after all he had been through. Cadence slowly stared at Spike and handed him a funnel. "We put this in her mouth and then we pour through it." she replied. "Oh that's it?" Spike asked, "Wow, I'm surprised after all we've been through that waking Luna up would be as simple as just..." Just as Spike was climbing up to Luna's bed to open her mouth and place the funnel in, he accidentally popped a spring latch, causing Princess Luna to fly out off her bed thorough her roof and roll right out of the castle roof to the Canterlot city streets. "......Yeah. That makes a LOT more sense." said Spike sarcastically. Twilight and Cadence freaked out. "LUNAAAAA!" They shouted as they stared out the window and saw her rolling down the streets. "WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!" Declared Twilight. "YES, WE MUST!" Cadence replied. "WHAT! Screw this, you all are on your own. Forget this! I'm going back home to play chess with Owlicious." Spike said with a pissed off tone in his voice. "See ya chumps." In conclusion. Now Twilight and Cadence have to chase after a runaway Luna while Spike has given up. what's going to happen next. Well that my friends, is a story, for another day. Author's Note A Runaway Luna? I know, stupid Idea, and It's making the story too long. And it makes no sense. But hey, It's not a RANDOM COMEDY for nothing. Chapter: Five. The Chase. Time to end this Once and For All...Now. Where did I leave off? Oh yeah. Spike bailed. But just as he was walking down the stairs, he found himself being stop by Twilight and Cadence. Now, where did I leave off? Oh yes, Spike bailed. Just as he was walking down the stairs, he found himself being stop by Twilight and Cadence. "Not so fast!" declared Twilight, "You got us into this mess Spike. So YOU'RE getting us out." Spike snapped his claws. Anyway, as our trio of friends raced outside of castle, Princess Luna was rolling down the streets of Canterlot. How convenient was it that it was dark outside and that every pony was sleeping. Can you imagine how badly this would freak the [*Bleep] out of every pony in Canterlot if this was in BRAD DAYLIGHT!? I mean, it wasn't everyday that The Princess of the Night would be rolling down the streets like one of those barrels from that 80s arcade game with the monkey and the fat plumber. So, to the point, Luna was rolling down the streets of Canterlot without end. Meanwhile, I'm busy wondering why the Royal Guards aren't doing anything. How did she rolled out of the castle without a Royal Guard seeing her. I know they might be asleep, but shouldn't there be some Night Time Guards? Doesn't Luna have her own Royal Guards serving her at night? Where the [*Bleep] are they right now. Meanwhile in the Royal Barracks - "GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!" screamed all the Royal Guards as Shining Armor, Captain of the Guards and above all "Role Model" of every Royal guard in Equestria, who should be in the Crystal Empire (or doing his job), was busy having a Drinking Contest with the of his lieutenants. "YEAH!" cheered all the guards (Shining Won). "HA! Take that Steel Blade!" shouted the Captain. "Argh!" screamed Steel Blade angrily, "Let's go again! Double or Nutin'!" Shining replied with a loud burp. "Bring It!" he shouted. Back to the plot (to which I'm now pretty much making up as I go at this point) - Twilight, Cadence, and Spike ran outside of the castle, chasing after the nighttime princess, with Spike holding the cup of Dragon Tea in his hand. Or claws in this case. "Which way did she Go!" asked Cadence in a panic. "I don't know!" shouted Twilight nervously as the trio ran outside the castle's gates onto the streets of Canterlot. "Wait, why do I have to hold the stupid cup of Dragon Tea!?" groaned Spike. "SHUT UP, SPIKE!" Shouted Twilight and Cadence. As our trio of friends ran down the streets of Canterlot, Luna was still miles ahead of them. Rolling down the streets, like a barrel from that 1980s vid- Oh, you get the Idea! Round and round she went as thatch up to her. "Come on! We have to catch her!" shouted Twilight, "If something happens to her then Princess Celestia will make something happen to ME!!" "Oh gee, Twilight! I just realized something..." said Cadence, "What will happen when after Luna wakes up? What will she say or due?" Twilight and Spike stopped in their tracks immediately. Twilight ponder it for a while. Her sister-in-law was right. What would Luna do after they woke her up. Then she turned to Spike, who was shaking and twitching like crazy, with both eye pealed wide open. Twilight let out a sly smile. "I'm going to die..." Spike said nervously. Twilight giggled. Cadence furiously walked up to them. "GUYS!" she shouted angrily, as she pointed forward. Princess Luna rolled down the streets pass town square and knocked down a trash can on the way. Just then, the two realized why they were running in the first place. Twilight slapped her forehead. They resumed running, trying to catch up to the rolling princess. Meanwhile in the Castles - Back at the royal, Princess Celestia was waking up. She slowly rose from her bed and stretched as she let out a soft yawn. She slowly got out from under her covers and walked over to her bedroom window. "Ah, what a great sleep" said Princess Celestia as she slowly made her way to the window. "Time to raise the sun and make today shine." Princess Celestia then used her magic to drew her curtains and smiled at the day, only to discover the moon was still up. Celestia was shocked. Why was the moon still up? Luna should've lowered it by now. Just then, Shining Armor walked through the door. He burst open with horror and fear written plain on his face. "Your Highness!" she shouted nervously, "PRINCESS LUNA IS GONE!!!" Princess Celestia slowly turned to Shining with her shocked smile still on her face. Shining slowly knelt to the ground and panicked. "Uh, Princess? You okay?" Princess Celestia twitched her eyes, and grinded her teeth. Then, her nervous smiled turned into a frown. Shining panicked and ran out the room. "I just remembered, I gotta go!" Shining ran out of the door. Princess Celestia was furious. "LUUUUUUNNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Back to the Plot - The trio ran as fast as they tried to catch up to Luna, with no progress what so ever. Luna continued to roll down the streets as the group tried to catch up to them. Cadence was panicked; Twilight was in a state of hyperventilation while Spike was running and trying not to spill Dragon Tongue Tea he was carrying in his claws. "Hey, Twilight?" asked Cadence. "What is it?" she asked. "I know this isn't the best time to point this out, but Luna's heading straight towards that hole over there." "A HOLE!?" Twilight exclaimed, "HOW IS THERE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!!!" For plot convenience. Anyway, Twilight panicked and without hesitation, she quickly flapped her wings and jumped into the air. Cadence slapped her forehead, "Why did we do that in the first place!!" she wallowed as she took off after Twilight. Spike was left alone. "...Oh yeah sure, just LEAVE me here, I'll CATCH UP!!" shouted Spike in anger. Twilight flew passed Luna and landed on the other side of the hole. Then using her magic, Twilight build a bridge over the hole in the street. Twilight then looked forward as Luna rolled her way. She began to sweat in fear. Will her bridge hold up? Here comes Luna. She rolled passed her bridge and made it safely across. Twilight jumped for joy. "Yes it worked!" she exclaimed. Just then Cadence landed next to her. She was less than happy. "Twilight, why didn't you stop her!!" she exclaimed. Twilight turned back to see Luna was still rolling down the streets. "Crap, I should've stop her." she said, slapping her forehead. She and cadence quickly took off flying again, trying to catch up to the Princess by flight. Meanwhile poor Spike was barely catching up to them until, WOOSH, they flew off again. "Oh Come On!!" Spiked nagged. Twilight and Cadence flew over the streets as fast as they could, but turns out, Luna was still going faster than them. As they tried to catch up to her and stop her from rolling, Cadence spotted a lake up ahead. "Uh, Twilight" said Cadence, "Look ahead. Twilight looked forward. She was less than please. "OH COME ON!!" she shouted. The two tried to pas Luna to ty and stop her from hitting the lake, but it was too late. Luna rolled off the streets down the hill to the where the pond was at. This was not good. Twilight and Cadence landed and ran full speed towards the pond. The two walked over to the edge of the lake and looked down in the water. Luna was no where to be found. "WHERE IS SHEEEEE!!!!!??" yelled Twilight in panic. "OH S[Bleep], WE KILLED MY AUNT!!" Just then bubbles began to arose from the water. Twilight and Cadence watched and waited. Something was coming up. Maybe Luna was alive. As they watched and waited, Spike came up from behind them. He was sweaty and out of breath. And he was still holding the cup of Dragon Tea. "Hey...huff...W-Where's...huff...P-Princess...huff...Luna?" asked Spike out of breath. Just then, out of the lake water came Princess Luna. "AH! W-WHERE! Where am I now!?" said the Princess as she gasped for air. Twilight and Cadence jumped for joy. She was okay. Luna was alive. That means they can now lower the moon before Celestia can ever find out. Or at least, that was the case. Until Spike pulled This Move" "Hey look, Luna!!" Spike shouted. "HEY, LUNA! CATCH!!" Spike threw the cup of Dragon Tea at the Princess of the night, who was paying no attention to Spike what so ever. "What did you say Spike?" said Luna right before the cup of Piping Hot Tea smacked her right in the face, shattering into pieces and spilling HOT tea on her face. Luna was not in a comfortable situation. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" "YES! I DID IT! I WOKE HER UP!!" Spike shouted happily. Twilight and Cadenced were shocked. Why the [Bleep] did spike do that for!? And just when matters couldn't get any worse, guess who just happened to show up right behind them. A great white mare with pink, green, and turquoise colored rainbow hair. A mighty Alicorn with a look of utter rage and fury on her face. Twilight and Cadence slowly turned around. Their face were plastered with fear. "Oh, hey Celestia." said Spike, oblivious to what was going to happen next. Back to Celestial's castle. To wrap up this story. - Back at the castle, Cadence and Twilight and Spike explained to Princess Celestia what had happened and why Luna was unable to lower the moon. They told her about the moonlight tea and the moon sugar. About the crazy dream adventure and Cadence trying to help them wake Luna up. "And that's our whole story. Please forgive them Aunty. They meant no harm, really." Cadence concluded. Princess Celestia pondered this for a moment. She walked around the room thinking. She took a good look at Cadence. Then turned to her sister, Princess Luna. A dripping wet alicorn wrapped in a blanket with her feet soaking in a tub of hot water. Celestia then took another look at Twilight. A purple alicorn princess in training, shaking and twitching in a fettle position. And finally Spike. A purple and green dragon with a smug DERP look on his face. Princess Celestia had made a decision. "I understand completely." she said in a calm voice. Twilight got up from her fettle position with a smile on her face. "REALLY! YOU MEAN IT!?" she asked happily. "NOPE!" replied Princess Celestia as she shot a beam of magic at Spike. A flash of light went off, then a small explosion. Smoke filled the room. When the smoke cleared, Spike was gone. Nothing remained but a burnt area on the floor. "SPIIIIIIIKE!!!" Twilight shouted. "AUNTY!!" Cadence exclaimed. "SISTER! WHAT FORTH BEEST THAT FOR!!!" shouted Luna in her old language. "OH relax everyone. Spike is okay." she said in a calm voice. "I merely sent him on a...Vacation." "What?" said Twilight nervously. "W-Where did you send him?" asked Cadence. "Oh. Nowhere important." said Celestia with a smug look on her face. Meanwhile in a Parallel Universe - Spike was out cold, nothing but pitch black. "Oww, my head." said Spike as he barely began to wake up. "W-Where am I? How did--" As Spike was slowly waking up, he stopped and immediately took notice of the giant two legged creature standing right over him. It was a really tall creature. It had short hair, tied up and combed to the back and was wearing what looked like to be a jumpsuit. Before Spike could answer, the creature spoke. "Well hello cutie pie!" said the creature is a high perky girl like voice. "I'm your new mommy!" Spike's eye were wide open. What the heck was this creature talking about? At least he knew from her high voice that it was a she. As Spike was about to talk, another biped creature walked up behind the other creature. This creature looked different. It was more bulky and was wearing something that appeared to be armor. Spike assumed this creature was a male. "Uh, are you sure you want to keep him? You know what he is right!?" said the male creature. "Of course I do silly! It's all part of my experiment." said the perkier girly creature. "Uh, where am I?" asked Spike. The girly creature and the male creature both became shocked. They looked at Spike with shocked faces, as if him talking was something they never seen before. Spike became nervous. "IT TALKED! HE TALKED!!" shouted the girl creature with joy as she picked up Spike and cuddled him in her arms. "Hi there sweetie. I'm your new mommy!" she continued. "...W-What?" said Spike with a nervous face. "Okay, I'm out of here!" said the bulky creature as he made left the room. "Good luck with your Baby Deathclaw, Moira." Spike was not comfortable. Not comfortable at all. The perky creature girl kept cuddling him and hugging him as she we went on and on about how happy she was about him being her with her. "This is going to be SOOOO much fun!" she said. "I'm going to train you to fetch, roll over, and shake hands, and stuff." "Oh No..." said Spike nervously. "But don't worry," said the girly creature. "I'll still take good care of you. I'll bathe you, and feed you, and hug you, and pet you, and name you Crater. And you'll be all mine!" "Twilight! Help!" Spike shouted. "OH, and just you wait till you meet your friend!" said the girly creature. "F-F-Friend?" said Spike with a nervous stuttering. The girly creature walked out of the room into another. Spike waited for her to return. And she did, carrying in her arms a giant pink blob rat like monster. The monster thing was screaming and scratching away, trying to break loose. Spike was horrified. "His name is mister Sweet Cheeks!" said the girly creature in a perky voice, "And I know the two of you are going to be best friends together." "SKREEEEEEEEE!!!!" screamed the pink rat monster. Okay, Too make a long story short. Let's just say, I don't think Spike is going to like his new home... HELP ME... Author's Note Well, here it is. An anticlimactic ending for an anticlimactic story. I'm sorry, I know you guys were expecting something big and more outrageous, but I couldn't think of one. So, here it is, the ending to Heavy Sleeping Princess. Hope you guys enjoyed the series. And sorry for the dick move. (Oh boy, here come the dislikes.) Epilogue Chapter: My Thoughts on Heavy Sleeping Princess.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Chapter: One. An ingredient too much.The time was late midnight. Spike was sleeping away in his bed, dreaming away (needless to say, about Rarity). So, Spike was sitting on a throne (were seeing his dream now). Laying down right beside him, on his lap, was the dashing and beautiful Rarity, dressed in gold and red silk, cuddling up against him. “Oh Spike, I had NO IDEA you were SOOOO HANDSOME!” Rarity exclaimed as stroked Spike’s gigantic muscles. Spike uttered a flattered laugh and then said in a hardy (MANLY) voice, “Oh, Rarity, I thank you for you compliment. Although, no creature compares to the beauty…of YOU.” Rarity had a sharp chill run down her spine. A chill…of ecstasy. “OOOOH SPIKE!” Rarity moaned, “KISS ME!” Spike smiled, and carried Rarity off the throne and pulled her to his side, holding her hoof firmly. Spike then dipped Rarity, tango style. Then, he slowly leaned in for a kiss. Rarity’s heart pounded, her face blushed. Spike was blazing with excitement. As their lips slowly began to meet, and finally reach the tip of a good old fashioned smooch. Suddenly: GRRRRUMMMMBLE! -WAKE UP SPIKE! DREAMS OVER! -"W-What!? AAAAHH!" Spike awoke quickly and in panic. “What was that?” Spike said to himself. He heard it again. GRRRRUMMMMBLE! It wasn’t long before Spike realized it was his belly. “Oh, guess I’m hungry.” Spike walked down to the kitchen hoping there were ingredients to make himself a peanut butter and crystal sandwich. As Spike walked inside the kitchen, he saw Princess Luna using their stove. “P-Princess Luna?” Spike said surprisingly, “What are you doing here?” Princess Luna giggled. “I am the Princess of the Night, Spike. Its mine job to make sure all of mine subjects’ has't a valorous night catch but a wink.” Spike looked at Princess Luna with a look of confusion. “Whuaaaaa?” Luna slapped her forehead, “I saw you were having trouble sleeping, so I’m making you something to help you out.” “Oooh, what is it?” Spike asked. “Moonlight Milk Tea.” Luna replied, “Its lustrous color and warm taste helps sooth and calm the mind. So you can get some sleep!” Spike was in awe. “That sounds delicious!” Spike exclaimed, “I want to help. What can I do for you?” Luna smiled and agreed, “Very well Spike, I’ll call out the ingredients”. And so, Spike went on adding the ingredients that Princess Luna was calling out. “Alright Spike: Add in 3 lavender leaves.” Said Luna. “Check, 3 lavender leaves.” Replied Spike. Luna continued. “Now, mix in 2 Blue Mountain Flowers, and a pinch Glow Dust.” “Done!” Spike replied. Luna smiled and named the last ingredient. “Good, now for the last item. Some Moon Sugar.” Luna pulled out a glass jar, full of orange rocks. Spike eyeballed it. “Oooh. What is that?” he asked. “This is Moon Sugar.” Replied Luna, “It’s the world’s greatest gift ever. You add it in while I get us some cups.” Luna walked off, handing Spike the jar. As she went to find some cups, Spike looked at the jar. “Hmm,” he thought, “if this is the Best Part, then I should add a good hand full.” Spike slowly opened the jar, and poured in the Moon Sugar. Just then, Luna called out to him. “Oh, Spike, make sure you add a tiny, TINY amount. Moon Sugar is a very powerful sleep agent.” Spike turned around and forgot he was still pouring some in. By the time he noticed, ¾ of the jar was already empty. Spike panicked, and decided to throw the rest of Moon Sugar in, with the whole jar. Luna had returned with the cups. Spike was whistling, pretending nothing had happened. Luna walked up to Spike, smiled and scooped up some of the Moonlight Milk Tea in two different cups. “Okay, here’s yours, and here’s mine.” Said Luna as she handed Spike his glass, and made a toast. “Too a Good, Night, Sleep!” exclaimed Luna, as she took a long sip from her cup. Spike bit his lip and swallowed. He knew this was going to end bad if he didn’t confess. So here he went. “Oh, boy. *Gulp. L-Luna…I, uh? I —” Before Spike could finish, Luna took another LONG sip from her cup, interrupting him. “Okay, Princess Luna, I accidentally —” Again, Luna took another LONG sip from her cup before Spike could finish. So Spike just stood there nervously, watching Princess Luna drink away until she finished. “Aww.” Exclaimed Luna as she wiped her mouth. “Sorry Spike, what were you trying to say?” Spike looked at Luna for a while, then said, “Oh, nothing. Never mind.” Luna smiled, “Well, aren’t you going to drink your cup of…” Before Luna could finish her sentence, BOOM. She knocked out and fell face first on the pot of Moonlight Milk Tea. Spike panicked and began to run around in circles. “AAAAHHH! OH NO! I KILLED PRINCESS LUNA!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, WHAT AM I GOING TO DOOOO!!!” Suddenly, Spike heard snoring. “Oh, wait. I didn’t kill her. I just put her sleep. This is good, because I’m not a murderer, but bad because now Princess Luna can’t complete her duties. Oh, no…Princess Luna can’t COMPLETE HER DUTIES!!!!” Spike panicked again, running around in a frenzy panicking and screaming and panicking. Finally, he had an Idea. He dragged Princess Luna towards the cabinet and began banging two frying pans together. Unfortunately, the loud noise woke up Twilight. “AAGH! Spike, what in the name of Celestia are you DOING!” she demanded. Spike was going to get it now. “Oh, uh, hey Twilight. How goes things?” Twilight frowned and grunted at Spike very angrily. Suddenly, she noticed Princess Luna sleeping on the side of their counter. “What’s Princess Luna doing here?” Twilight asked. Spike gulped and slowly turned to Twilight. “Well…” Spike said softly. Okay, I’m goanna be honest, this is my FIRST Fimfic, so it may not be good, and some of you don’t have the patience to listen to read a bunch of lines, so I’m goanna wrap this up. Spike told Twilight EVERYTHING. By the time he was done, Twilight had a look of shock and fear. “Uh, Twilight? Y-You Okay? Twilight?!” *Twitch. *Twitch. *Twitch. “Oh Spike. You’ve really done it this time.” She said slowly and angrily. “Uh, Twilight?” Spike asked soflty. Twilight turned to Spike slowly with an angry face. “Spike,” she said, “FIX! THIS!” And thus marks the beginning of how things are about to get WORSE. But that, is a chapter, for another day. Author's Note This is my first FimFic, so it might as be as good as the others. But give me a shot, and I'll promise I'll impress you. Anyway, look forward for the next chapter of Heavy Sleeping Princess. Next Chapter preview: Matters get worse when the moon doesn't set and Princess Celestia calls Twilight to her castle.
Chapter: Two. Hastle at the CastleIn our last adventure, Spike had accidentally knocked out Princess Luna. And now he needs to wake her up (with Twilight’s help). Spike scattered around, trying to figure out what do. You could tell he was nervous by the amount of sweat that dropping from his forehead. “Hmm. Hey, we can…N-no.” Spike’s voice softly said. “Hey I now, how about we…” Before Spike could finish, Twilight interrupted him. “No Spike, we are not going to “CLOP” the princess to see if she’ll react. We got to be realistic and NOT PERVERTED.” Spike frowned. “Hey, just a suggestion.” He announced. Spike and Twilight paced the room. But time was running out. The clock had already struck 3 am. If they didn’t think of something soon, then morning will arrive, but with Luna out cold, she won’t be able to lower the moon so Princess Celestia would be able to raise the sun. And to make matters worse, Spike just belched up a letter. Gee, wonder who it’s from? Twilight grabbed the letter with her magic and opened it up and read it. “Hmm. HMM. Uh hum, Uh hum, Uh. Hun. THINGS JUST GOT WORSE!!!!” The young alicorn uttered, “PRINCESS CELESTIA WANT’S TO SEE US! NOW! IT’S OVER! WE ARE SO DEAD! NO! Waaaaaiiiiiit.” Twilight eyeballed Spike. “YOU ARE SO DEAD!” she exclaimed. Spike was surprised at Twilight’s accusation. “ME?” “YES! YOU were the one who added too much of that Moon Sugar into Princess Luna’s Moonlight Milk Tea! YOU knocked her out! And now YOU will be banished, or thrown away in a dungeon, or thrown away in a dungeon in the place you were banished to because of YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOOOOOOOOOU!” Spike’s mouth was wide open. Oh, he was going to get it now. If the Princess turned Discord to stone for disrupting harmony, he could only IMAGINE what the Princess would do to him. “Your right Twilight.” He uttered. “I’m guilty. I’ll never survive in prison, THEY’LL MOP UP THE FLOOR WITH ME!!” “CALM DOWN SPIKE! No will find out. All we got to do is sneak Luna inside the castle without being spotted by the guard ponies and find a way to wake her up without Princess Celestia finding out about it. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?” Meanwhile in the Human world. “HEY there’s a job offer as a Night Guard at Pizza Restaurant! I’ll take it, I mean, what’s the WORST that could happen!” a human’s voice uttered as he read a newspaper. Meanwhile in the sky of the human world. “Relax darling, I’m almost home. I’ll be arriving at New York in an hour aboard Flight 93. Besides, what’s the WORST that could happen till then?” a woman said to her husband on the phone. Meanwhile in 1945 Hiroshima. “Oh no an American plane is flying over us.” Said a man. “Don’t worry about it.” Said a woman next to him. “What’s the WORST that could happen?” Back in Ponyville, Twilight and Spike slowly snuck into the castle, carrying Luna on their shoulders, wounded soldier style. They slowly tiptoed into the back entrance, which wasn’t really guarded. They slowly entered the castle and slowly laid down Luna so the two could catch rest and catch there breathe. “Okay, so far so good.” Twilight whispered, “Now, all you got to do is sneak her into her room while I tend to the princess’s summons. Don’t let anyone catch you.” Spike nodded, “Got it. I’ll wake her up and find a way to not let anyone catch us.” “Good. I’ll see why Princess Celestia called us.” Twilight ran off, in search of Princess of Celestia while Spike dragged the sleeping beauty down the hall searching for her room. Spike had dodged guards and crept by the walls and had to hide in several place with Luna. It was hard for a baby dragon of his size to do this. At one point Spike was almost, but he managed to avoid detection by pretending he and Luna were prat of the interior. Eventually Spike had finally found the hallway where Luna’s bedroom was. Just has he walked down the hallway to find no guards and no obstacles, he began to smile. This was it, he was home free. Suddenly, “Spike?” a voice uttered. Spike slowly turned around and frowned. It was Princess Cadence. Spike’s heart sank. It was over. “What are you doing with my Aunt, Luna?” Cadence asked. Spike didn’t answer. He was afraid to speak. He just stood there with Luna on his shoulders. Finally, he thought of something to say. “Well, uh? I’m just, well? HEY, there it is!” Spike exclaimed as he threw Luna into a plant and hid inside it. There, he was moving Luna like a puppet, so Cadence couldn’t see him move her. Spike disguised his voice to sound like Luna and began to speak. “Ah yes indeed Spike. Thou hast helped me found my…object.” Surprisingly, Cadence was buying it. “Okay, uh, Aunt Luna, Aunt Celestia wants to let you know that it’s almost morning. You need to lower the moon soon.” “Oh do I?” Spike said, still disguising his voice, “Not to worry mine lief niece, I shalt finish mine duties in ameer moment.” Wow, Nice Old Language Voice. “Oh…kay.” Cadence replied with Meer awkwardness. Just as she was walking away, Luna began to talk in her sleep. About her dream. Her “Wonderful” Dream. “Oh my, Big Mac. You’re so…STRONG.” Princess Luna giggled. Oh crap, you dead Spike. Princess Cadence was suspicious now. “What was that?” she uttered. Spike quickly took action. “Uh, just going to lower the moon.” Spike said disguising his voice. Cadence looked at her Luna, squinting her eyes. Finally she walked away very slowly, her eyes glued on her. “Oh…Kay.” Cadence said with suspicion. Spike waited a bit, the he stepped out of the plant, holding Luna on his shoulders. He slowly opened her bedroom and laid her on her bed. “Oh man Twilight. Whatever your plan is, please let be a good one.” Spike uttered. Meanwhile, Twilight ran through the hallways searching for Celestia. Finally, she just so happened as to run into her mentor. “Awe, Twilight Sparkle, so glad to see you here.” Said the Princess, “I take it that means you got my letter?” Twilight nodded. “Yes, I did. What’s this about Princess?” Princess Celestia slowly looked out the window of the castle. “Its 5:00 am Twilight. And do you see what I see?” she asked. “I see that the moon hasn’t set, and this is disastrous.” Twilights slowly gulped. “Y-You don’t say.” She said softly. “My only conclusion is that my sister, Princess Luna, is unable to lower moon at this moment. I fear something has happened to her.” “W-W-WHAT! D-D-DON’T BE CRAZY! SHE’S FINE!” Twilight said nervously. Princess Celestia was suspicious as to why Luna hadn’t lowered the moon yet. And since 5 o’clock was already at its way, that meant she and Spike didn’t have any time to spare. They had to wake up Luna before it was too late. “My dearest and most trusted Student Twilight, I need your help.” “Yes, Princess?” “Find, Luna and find out why she hasn’t lowered the moon. And bring back to the castle.” “No problem Princess, you can count on me.” Meanwhile in Luna’s bedroom Spike had tried everything to wake up Princess Luna. Slapping her, pouring water on her, ringing an alarm clock, then a bell, then a gong. Wait? Where did he get a gong? Never mind. As Spike was running out on options he decided to resort to his secret weapon: it was called, Dragon Stash. It was paper burned into ash with dragon fire, mixed in with blisterwort mushrooms, a grain of wheat, and some grass shavings. Spike mixed in the ingredients and wrapped the powder into paper and rolled into a stick. I think you all know where this is going. Just as Spike was about to set it on fire, Twilight walked in. “Spike, we have a MAJOR crisis and…What are you doing?” “Uh, well, I…Uh? It’s…You burn it, and smell the smoke and…WOOOH! Wakes you right up.” Spike announced. Twilight frowned. “Were are trying to wake her up, NOT GIVE HER A ONE WAY TICKET TO WOODSTOCK!!!” Ha, ha, ha, ha. You see what I did there? Whatever, anyway, No, Dragon Stash was out. Twilight was running out of ideas. Finally she got one. “That’s it!” “What’s it?” “It’s so simple! Why didn’t I do that in the FIRST PLACE!?” “Do what?” Twilight looked at Spike with a creepy face, smiling at him. Then she uttered, “If we can’t wake up Princess Luna with traditional methods, we can use Magic to enter her dream and wake her THERE! Problem Solved!” the happy alicorn explained. Spike wasn’t sure about that. “I don’t know Twilight.” “Oh common Spike. What's the WORST that could happen?” Author's Note I finished this a lot faster than I thought. Any way, I hope all of you like it. Chapter 2. Next chapter preview: Being Spike's fault, Twilight sends him into Luna's dream to wake her up. But his innocence is bout to be attacked when he sees what this alicorn dreams about.
Chapter: Three. One Awkward Dream.I’m running behind schedule with some other stories that I’m doing, so, I’m goanna speed this chapter up, and tell you only the important stuff. Not make it TOO lengthy. So, it was decided that Twilight would use Magic to enter Luna’s dream and wake her up from within. But, there’s a catch: The pony casting the spell can’t cast it on herself. So, Spike has to be the Test Subject. “What! Why me?!” “Because it’s your fault Spike! Now stop being a sissy, you’re wasting the readers patience.” “Oh, all right!” Twilight cast her magic on Spike. She slowly closed her eyes and began to concentrate. Silence filled the room at first. Then, her horn began to glow with her magical aura. A few sparks emitted and Spike slowly became surrounded by purple smoke. Then, Spike began to glow with the same purple aura as Twilight’s magic. Twilight focused harder and harder. Grunting her teeth and closing her eye’s tightly. Finally, Spike began to float in the air. With a quick spin, thrust, and spark, Spike tuned into a cloud of smoke. The smoke cloud, then flew by the room and enter inside of Luna’s through her ears and noes. Twilight relaxed herself again. The Spell was done. Spike was inside Luna’s dream land. *PANT. *PANT. “There. Now the rest…*Breathe…is up…*Breathe…to you Spike.” *Faint. Spike began to enter dreamland. I guess you can say he, entered the rabbit hole into wonderland. He fell down, down, down, down. “AAAAAHHH!” *SMACK “OAF! AAAH-OUCH!” Spike howled, “Gee Whiz Twilight. What the hay. Huh? Whoa, what is this place?” Spike looked around the area. It appeared that he was inside some kind of castle. It was very big, and wide. It interior looked Greek, or maybe it was Roman. But he didn’t care. What really caught his eye was that the columns were decorated with ribbon and lace. And they were naked stallion sculptures after each column leading to a large golden door. In a distance he also heard music. “What the hay?” Spike said to himself softy as he went to investigate. As he the music got louder as Spike went up the hallway, seeing more of these naked stallion statues, he began to wonder what the heck it was Luna was dreaming about. Meanwhile, outside in the real world, Twilight did her best to try and keep every pony from entering the room. And with the clock already striking 5:45 am, she figured she had to come up with a plan B, just in case Spike doesn’t make it in time since the spell only lasts 25 minutes before he reenters reality. She looked around Luna’s room. She searched her drawers and dressers for an Item she could use to try and wake her up. A cup or pot she could use to fill up with hot water or coffee, a Taser, a hot iron, anything that could get her up really. As she was searching a drawer she found an oddly shaped device. “Hmm, what’s this?” Twilight said as she examined the object. “Hmm, it looks like some kind of arched shaped cylinder, with a really long base.” Twilight noticed there was a button on the side. She switched it on and suddenly the device began emitting a buzzing sound. Twilight stared at it for a while, eventually realized what it was, panicked, switched it off, placed back in the drawer, and blushed in embarrassment. “Okay, not what I’m looking for.” You guys see what I did there? Anyway, I…Yeah, that going too far, I know. Anyway, back in dream world. Spike slowly approached the door and opened it. There was a bright light and a flash. Spike shield his eyes and walked through the light. When the brightness stopped, Spike opened his eyes and saw…WTF? Spike’s jaw dropped as he saw a massive pool party. But not just any pool party. This was a full blown CLOPPING POOL PARTY. Everywhere Spike turned he saw big, buff, colts wearing speedos and man thongs. Some were playing Volleyball or Marco Polo in the pool, others were sunbathing. Also in the pool party were a group of mares having a water fight with each other, there was a Centaur in a tuxedo serving drinks (probably champagne), and there was Luna. Sitting on a hot tub with…Big Mac and Sorin? Spike frowned, “Yeah, that figures.” He said to himself as he walked over to Luna’s location. Luna was giggling and flirting like a Japanese school girl, drooling over Big Macintosh and shirtless Sorin. Spike walked up to Luna and gave a deadly stare, before realizing that neither of them were in a swimsuit. “Princess Luna, I’ve come to—WHOA! Okay, didn’t need to see that!” Spike exclaimed covering his eyes. *GASP “Spike!” Luna shouted, “What for art thou best doing in mine dream!” “Right now, I’m wishing I didn’t see it. Big Mac, Sorin mine giving me a minute with the princess?” Big Mac and Sorin looked at each other for a moment, then they nodded and got up. “Eee’yup!” replied Big Mac as he stepped out of the hot tub and wrapped himself up in a towel. “Sure man, no problem” replied Sorin as flew out of the water and dried himself off. As they walked away, Spike noticed Sorin was wearing a European pattern man bikini which made is rump look…Quote, Unquote: NOOOIIIIIICE! “Oh…Kay, didn’t need to see that.” Spike muttered to himself as he climbed into the hot tub. As she stared at Luna, Luna stared back with angry eyes. “Why art thou here, Spike?” she asked. “Okay, Luna. Don’t hate me, but…I may have accidentally put you into sleeping state and now we can’t wake you up.” “What art thou be talking about? I’m having a fun time at a pool party with handsome stallions in an awesome castle.” “Nope, you’re dreaming.” “What?” Meanwhile back in the real world, Twilight got tired of waiting and began to panic. “Oh no. Oh great. Oh dear. WHY ISN”T SPIKE BACK YET!” Suddenly, Twilight saw the clock. 5:53 am. Time was running out. Finally, Twilight decided to take matters into her own hands. She carried Luna to her bedroom bathroom, laid her on the shower, and turned it on to cold, letting the water fall on Luna’s face. She then began slapping her right cheek lightly. “Come on. Come on!” she kept saying nervously. Meanwhile outside of Luna’s room, Cadence was knocking. “Hello? Aunt Luna? Are you in there? It’s time to lower the moon.” Cadence waited a while, but there was no answer. Finally, she noticed the door was unlocked. She opened the door slowly, where she could hear the shower running. “Aunt Luna?” she called out, “Are you taking a bath?” She slowly walked up to the bathroom. As she slowly opened the door and let out a hello, her eyes became wide open. It wasn’t every day you see your sister-in-law, in the same shower as your aunt, as she slaps her repeatedly. Her mouth was wide open, and her eyes had a look of horror and shock. Twilight slowly noticed something and turned around. There she saw her sister-in-law, Princess Cadence. “Oh, hay Cadence.” Twilight said happily before she noticed it was her sister. PRINCESS CADENCE. Twilight immediately jumped from her skin in fear. “OKAY, WAIT, LOOK! I CAN EXPLAIN!!” she uttered. Meanwhile back in dream world, Spike had finish telling Luna what had happened. “And there you have it,” he said, “You’re asleep, Celestia thinks something happened to you, it’s almost sun raise, and the moon is still up.” Luna looked at Spike with a mixture of anger and disappointments. “This is NOT good, Spike.” She replied, “There is only one way to reverse the effects of that much ingested Moon Sugar.” Spike leaned forward to hear. “What?” Luna took a deep breathe, and spoke. “You need…Kill Me.” Spike looked at Luna with a straight face, then lost it. “ARE YOU INSANE!!?” “Relax Spike, I meant from within my Dream.” “Huh?” “The only way to wake me up is to Kill Me from within my dream. I have a device that can help you. It’s in the armory in the castle. In the basement. Third door on the left.” Spike was starting to hyperventilate. “W-W-Why c-c-can’t…Y-You d-do…It?” he asked. “Because,” said Luna, “This device can only be wielded by someone with opposable thumbs, like your claws, Spike.” Luna slowly placed her hoof on Spike’s shoulder and said, “You can do this. If you don’t, Night time, will Last…Forever!” Spike too a big gulp and nodded. Meanwhile, back in the real world, Twilight had finish telling Cadence, HER side of the story. Cadence was shell-shocked. But not worried, because she knew how to fix this. “Don’t worry Twilight. All we have to do is pour Dragon Tea on her, and the fire will make her up painfully.” She said. “Dragon Tea?” asked Twilight. “Yes.” Cadence replied, “It’s made of Fire Salt, Dragon Tongue flowers, and a mushroom.” Cadence continued, “We need to brew it fast, before…” *Ding. 6:00am. “Before that!” “Oh NO! 6 o’clock, and Spike isn’t back yet!” Twilight yelled. “WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!!!!?” Cadence calmed Twilight down and gently stroke her head. “Don’t worry, I’ll keep my mom distracted while you get the ingredients.” Cadence said. “But where?” Twilight asked. “The Mushroom and Dragon Tongue you can find in the Garden.” Cadence replied, “And there should be some Fire Salt in the kitchen. Now GO!” “Okay!” Back in dream world. “NOW, GO SPIKE! AND WAKE ME UP!” And it began, the race to wake up Princess Luna. But now that Cadence was in on it, how will this story unfold? Well that’s a chapter for another day. 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Chapter: Four. Time is runningout! Wake up, Luna!And so, a race began to see who would wake up Luna first. Spike, finding his way through the castle to the armory while Twilight made a tea to wake up the princess. Hey, quick off topic question, are Luna’s Witnesses supposed to be an MLP parody of Jehovah’s Witnesses? Cause that don’t make sense. You see the Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that Jehovah, the god of Israel, is the original god, and the creator of the world. They also believe god is a forgiving spirit and one day plans to eradicate the corrupted government systems and establish a new world in… Wait a minute, why am I preaching this!? Let just get back to the point. So Luna told Spike there was a “Device” he could use to kill her, thus waking her up from her dream world. Luna would do it herself, but the device requires one to have opposable thumbs or claws to operate. Spike didn’t know what this device was, but he had to find it. However, he couldn’t. Spike got lost in the castle. And it felt the more lost he got, the horrified he became from running into more naked stallion statues that seemed to be everywhere in the castle. “Oh come on!” Spike bellyached, “If I make it out of here alive and with some sanity left in me, I’m going to really be mad at Twilight.” Well why not Spike, she’s the one who sent you to this dream land in the first place. Meanwhile back in the real world Twilight and Cadence were busy doing what they can to gather in ingredients while trying to make sure Celestia doesn’t find out about it. As Twilight quickly made her way to the gardens, Cadence searched for her Aunt to try and stall her. Things were going crazy, and the royal guards were searching high and low for the missing princess. Twilight had to sneak by all of them, trying not to get caught. The guards would surely question her if they spotted her. She had to avoid being caught whatever the price. She slowly made her way to the back entrance of the castle. Which took almost forever. Two guard ponies watched the back entrance. Twilight had to think of a way to sneak by them. She needed a clever disguise. This looked like a job for…DEE MAGIX . But Twilight didn’t want to risk her magic aura would lead the guards to her so…instead she used a fake mustache. I know I’m being lazy with my writing right now. But I need to finish this story now so I can continue working on other stories. Anyway, Cadence eventually caught up with her aunt, who was in her room, pacing nervously and wondering why the moon was still up. Cadence slowly walked up to her. "Hey aunt Celestia. What'cha doing?" (Phineas and Ferb reference). "Cadence!" the Princess of the Sun exclaimed, "Thank goodness you're here. I fear that Luna is in danger, and with no one to lower the moon, I fear that morning may arrive late." Cadence began to worry. "Don't panic aunty," Cadence said nervously, "I'm sure Luna will turn out." Just then, a Royal guard pony entered the room. "Your Highness!" he exclaimed, "We found Princess Luna!" Cadence's heart sank. "Oh F-BLEEP! I forgot about Luna herself. Someone had to guard her room and make sure no one entered!" She whispered to herself. "Oh God Dammit!" As for Celestia, she was relieved. "Oh, thank Elysium she's okay!" She exclaimed, "Where is she?" "That's just it Princess. She seems to be sleeping...In her room." Princess Celestia was surprised. This whole time, Luna was sleeping in her room on the job? "Oh dear sister. Why?" Celestia said softly. "Quick, take me to her room. We have to wake her up!" "Yes Ma'am!" "WAIT!" Cadence shouted from a distance. "Cadence?" said Princess Celestia, "What is wrong?" "Well, uh? You see, uh? You didn't get to hear this amazing poem that I wrote for you." "You wrote me a poem, oh how sweet." replied Celestia, "But it will have to wait, Cadence. We need to wake up Luna first." "Oh," Cadence replied sadly, "If you rather not hear it. I understand. Princess Celestia rolled her eyes. She saw where this was going. "Oh, alright Cadence. Let's hear it." "...Okay. Uh, hem! Uncrowned Queen. Empress of the solar beam. You are my aunt, the one I need." The guard pony slowly leaned towards Celestia. "This, is going to take a while." he whispered. Back in dream world, Spike had walked up and down 3 different hallways and ran into 15 different rooms. None of them looked like the armory. In fact, Spike was lost, and he forgot where Luna told him where it was located. Spike walked on and on, room after room. Finally he found the down stairs leading to the basement. Suddenly, he remembered that, Luna said the armory was in in the basement. "Oh YES!" Spike exclaimed, "Finally!" He ran down the stairs to the basement and opened the entrance door. The he saw more hallway. He searched each door one by one. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No-Whoa, hold on! This was it. Spike found the armory. Now all he had to do was find the device. Luna told him the object was shaped like an L shape. It had a trigger on the right angel, and it was made of wood and metal. "Let's see, where is it?" Spike said to himself. "It has to around here somewhere." So Spike went on searching. Meanwhile, Twilight ransacked the gardens for Dragon Tongue flowers and a mushroom. She found a mushroom, but where were the Dragon Tongue flowers? She quickly began to panic. It was already 6:17, and if Luna didn't wake up soon, the world would plunge into chaos. "Did some pony say...CHAOS!" "Not now Discord! I'm writing!" "Oh, your no fun." Back to the story. Twilight decided to forget the Dragon Tongue plants and just find Fire Salt. So she made her back inside the castle and searched for the kitchen. Twilight had to move fast, it as already 6:34, and time is running out. Meanwhile, Spike searched for the device that Luna told him to find. He must've searched forever, because he could not find anything. He was ready to give up. "Oh, this is taking forever!" he bellyached. "I'll never find..." Just then, Spike turned around, and found an L shaped device with a trigger made of wood and metal. "...The DEVICE!" Spike exclaimed. "Yes! Now all I got to do is run back to the pool and Kill Luna with it!" Spike happily made his way to the Armory exit. Now all he had to was...wait, didn't the spell have a limit? Yep, Spike began to glow, and before he knew it, he had reentered reality. "Huh? What! No. No! No! NO! Where's the armory!" Spike exclaimed, "I'm back at Luna's room. DANG IT" Major set back, now it was all up to Twilight. Meanwhile Twilight found the kitchen and found some fire salt. After completely making a mess of 3 other cabinets and destroying on of the utensil drawers. Twilight then raced around the castle looking for some Dragon Tongue plants. Meanwhile, Cadence was running out things to make up. She could no longer stall. "This Princess of the Sun, is honored by everyone. My dear aunt's majesty, is very grand. Her wisdom fills the land. Born from unity, to halt tyranny. My Aunt, Princess Celestia...Uh? The End." *Snoring. "Uh, What! OH, that was very beautiful, Cadence!" "Thank you aunty" replied Cadence. "No then, to Luna." exclaimed Celestia. *Snoring "Uh? W-What! OH Yes! Onward!" As Princess Celestia walked out of her room on her way to Luna's Cadence began to panic. "Oh Twilight, Please hurry." she said nervously. As Twilight, was walking back to the garden, she noticed a plant on one of the hallways labeled, Dragon Tongue. "SERIOUSLY!" Twilight shouted, *GRAON "Well, at least I found a Dragon Tongue plant with Dragon Tongue flowers!" Twilight rushed to find Cadence so she can help her brew the tea. On her way, she ran into her mentor, Princess Celestia. Twilight was in real hot water now. "AGH! P-P-P-Prin-Princess Ce-Ce-Celsti..." Twilight was tongue tied. What would the Princess say? "Ah, Twilight Sparkle, what a surprise. I as hoping to run into you." said the Princess. "Y-Y-You were!?" Twilight replied nervously. "Yes, we found Luna. You can call off the search." "WHAT!" Twilight was in shock, now she was going to get it. "Yes, so, you can go now Twilight, we were just on our way to see my sister in her room." "Wait! Princess, NO!" "Huh? What ever is the matter Twilight?" asked Princess Celestia. Twilight was running out of lose. She didn't know what to say. And then...She panicked. FREEZE SPELL! Twilight's horn began to glow, then she shot a beam of ice at Princess Celestia and the guard pony. Freezing them in place. Twilight bitted her lip in fear. What did she just do? "Oh NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE!" She exclaimed, "I'm So Sorry, Princess Celestia! I promise I'll unfreeze you in a bit!" she replied as she ran towards Luna's room. Meanwhile, Cadence ran towards Twilight's location. And back at Luna's room, Spike waited for Twilight to arrive so he can tell her how they can wake Luna up. Spike walked up and down the room. Finally, the door swung open. "SPIKE!" Twilight shouted as she busted in, "I FOUND A WAY TO WAKE UP LUNA!" Spike smiled. "That's great," he said, "Because I found a way to wake her up too." "Really!? My way is with a spicy tea! What's your way!?" "We have to kill her from within her dream!" Twilight looked at Spike with a look of fear. "Yeah, No, were doing it my way." she protested. Just then Cadence walked in. "Twilight!" "Cadence!" "Oh, thank goodness. Did you get the ingredients I asked of you?" asked Cadence. "Yes!" she replied, "Here they are!" "Okay. I'm suppose to brew this in a caldron, but there's now time!" Cadence said nervously, "I'll have to use my magic to combine the ingredients into Dragon Tea." Cadence continued, "You all might want to stand back." Cadence placed the ingredients on the floor, and began to concentrate. She slowly closed her eyes and began to focus. A small sparkle began to emit from her horn. Then, her horn began to glow. Then the ingredients began to glow, and slowly fly into the air. Cadence began grunting slowly. She concentrated really hard, and the ingredients slowly began to come closer to each other. "NNNNRRGH! Come On, almost there!" Cadence said to herself. Finally, the ingredients began to spin around and around. Slowly t first, and then faster, and faster, and faster. Then, they got closer, and finally, a zap of lightning. There was a great big flash, and then the trio slowly looked up. The Dragon tea was formed. It slowly descended from the sky and landed on the ground. Cadence picked it up. "Behold, the Dragon Tea." Cadence declared. Twilight smiled, "Great!" she said, "Now let's get Luna to drink this before Princess Celestia thaws out." "Okay," said Cadence, "Let's...Wait! What to you mean...Thaw out!?" "Oh...Well, uh...You see, I MAY have casted a...Freeze Speel on them." "WHAT! TWILIGHT HOW COULD YOU!" Cadence shouted angrily. "I'm sorry! Twilight replied, "I had to, she was on her way here-" "WERE NOT HERE TO DISCUSS WHAT MISTAKE TWILIGHT MADE!!" Spike said angrily, "HOW TO WE GET LUNA TO DRINK THE TEA!?" Spike was angry after all he had been through. Cadence slowly stared at Spike and handed him a funnel. "We put this in her mouth and then we pour through it." she replied. "Oh that's it?" Spike asked, "Wow, I'm surprised after all we've been through that waking Luna up would be as simple as just..." Just as Spike was climbing up to Luna's bed to open her mouth and place the funnel in, he accidentally popped a spring latch, causing Princess Luna to fly out off her bed thorough her roof and roll right out of the castle roof to the Canterlot city streets. "......Yeah. That makes a LOT more sense." said Spike sarcastically. Twilight and Cadence freaked out. "LUNAAAAA!" They shouted as they stared out the window and saw her rolling down the streets. "WE HAVE TO SAVE HER!" Declared Twilight. "YES, WE MUST!" Cadence replied. "WHAT! Screw this, you all are on your own. Forget this! I'm going back home to play chess with Owlicious." Spike said with a pissed off tone in his voice. "See ya chumps." In conclusion. Now Twilight and Cadence have to chase after a runaway Luna while Spike has given up. what's going to happen next. Well that my friends, is a story, for another day. Author's Note A Runaway Luna? I know, stupid Idea, and It's making the story too long. And it makes no sense. But hey, It's not a RANDOM COMEDY for nothing.
Chapter: Five. The Chase. Time to end this Once and For All...Now. Where did I leave off? Oh yeah. Spike bailed. But just as he was walking down the stairs, he found himself being stop by Twilight and Cadence. Now, where did I leave off? Oh yes, Spike bailed. Just as he was walking down the stairs, he found himself being stop by Twilight and Cadence. "Not so fast!" declared Twilight, "You got us into this mess Spike. So YOU'RE getting us out." Spike snapped his claws. Anyway, as our trio of friends raced outside of castle, Princess Luna was rolling down the streets of Canterlot. How convenient was it that it was dark outside and that every pony was sleeping. Can you imagine how badly this would freak the [*Bleep] out of every pony in Canterlot if this was in BRAD DAYLIGHT!? I mean, it wasn't everyday that The Princess of the Night would be rolling down the streets like one of those barrels from that 80s arcade game with the monkey and the fat plumber. So, to the point, Luna was rolling down the streets of Canterlot without end. Meanwhile, I'm busy wondering why the Royal Guards aren't doing anything. How did she rolled out of the castle without a Royal Guard seeing her. I know they might be asleep, but shouldn't there be some Night Time Guards? Doesn't Luna have her own Royal Guards serving her at night? Where the [*Bleep] are they right now. Meanwhile in the Royal Barracks - "GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!" screamed all the Royal Guards as Shining Armor, Captain of the Guards and above all "Role Model" of every Royal guard in Equestria, who should be in the Crystal Empire (or doing his job), was busy having a Drinking Contest with the of his lieutenants. "YEAH!" cheered all the guards (Shining Won). "HA! Take that Steel Blade!" shouted the Captain. "Argh!" screamed Steel Blade angrily, "Let's go again! Double or Nutin'!" Shining replied with a loud burp. "Bring It!" he shouted. Back to the plot (to which I'm now pretty much making up as I go at this point) - Twilight, Cadence, and Spike ran outside of the castle, chasing after the nighttime princess, with Spike holding the cup of Dragon Tea in his hand. Or claws in this case. "Which way did she Go!" asked Cadence in a panic. "I don't know!" shouted Twilight nervously as the trio ran outside the castle's gates onto the streets of Canterlot. "Wait, why do I have to hold the stupid cup of Dragon Tea!?" groaned Spike. "SHUT UP, SPIKE!" Shouted Twilight and Cadence. As our trio of friends ran down the streets of Canterlot, Luna was still miles ahead of them. Rolling down the streets, like a barrel from that 1980s vid- Oh, you get the Idea! Round and round she went as thatch up to her. "Come on! We have to catch her!" shouted Twilight, "If something happens to her then Princess Celestia will make something happen to ME!!" "Oh gee, Twilight! I just realized something..." said Cadence, "What will happen when after Luna wakes up? What will she say or due?" Twilight and Spike stopped in their tracks immediately. Twilight ponder it for a while. Her sister-in-law was right. What would Luna do after they woke her up. Then she turned to Spike, who was shaking and twitching like crazy, with both eye pealed wide open. Twilight let out a sly smile. "I'm going to die..." Spike said nervously. Twilight giggled. Cadence furiously walked up to them. "GUYS!" she shouted angrily, as she pointed forward. Princess Luna rolled down the streets pass town square and knocked down a trash can on the way. Just then, the two realized why they were running in the first place. Twilight slapped her forehead. They resumed running, trying to catch up to the rolling princess. Meanwhile in the Castles - Back at the royal, Princess Celestia was waking up. She slowly rose from her bed and stretched as she let out a soft yawn. She slowly got out from under her covers and walked over to her bedroom window. "Ah, what a great sleep" said Princess Celestia as she slowly made her way to the window. "Time to raise the sun and make today shine." Princess Celestia then used her magic to drew her curtains and smiled at the day, only to discover the moon was still up. Celestia was shocked. Why was the moon still up? Luna should've lowered it by now. Just then, Shining Armor walked through the door. He burst open with horror and fear written plain on his face. "Your Highness!" she shouted nervously, "PRINCESS LUNA IS GONE!!!" Princess Celestia slowly turned to Shining with her shocked smile still on her face. Shining slowly knelt to the ground and panicked. "Uh, Princess? You okay?" Princess Celestia twitched her eyes, and grinded her teeth. Then, her nervous smiled turned into a frown. Shining panicked and ran out the room. "I just remembered, I gotta go!" Shining ran out of the door. Princess Celestia was furious. "LUUUUUUNNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Back to the Plot - The trio ran as fast as they tried to catch up to Luna, with no progress what so ever. Luna continued to roll down the streets as the group tried to catch up to them. Cadence was panicked; Twilight was in a state of hyperventilation while Spike was running and trying not to spill Dragon Tongue Tea he was carrying in his claws. "Hey, Twilight?" asked Cadence. "What is it?" she asked. "I know this isn't the best time to point this out, but Luna's heading straight towards that hole over there." "A HOLE!?" Twilight exclaimed, "HOW IS THERE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!!!" For plot convenience. Anyway, Twilight panicked and without hesitation, she quickly flapped her wings and jumped into the air. Cadence slapped her forehead, "Why did we do that in the first place!!" she wallowed as she took off after Twilight. Spike was left alone. "...Oh yeah sure, just LEAVE me here, I'll CATCH UP!!" shouted Spike in anger. Twilight flew passed Luna and landed on the other side of the hole. Then using her magic, Twilight build a bridge over the hole in the street. Twilight then looked forward as Luna rolled her way. She began to sweat in fear. Will her bridge hold up? Here comes Luna. She rolled passed her bridge and made it safely across. Twilight jumped for joy. "Yes it worked!" she exclaimed. Just then Cadence landed next to her. She was less than happy. "Twilight, why didn't you stop her!!" she exclaimed. Twilight turned back to see Luna was still rolling down the streets. "Crap, I should've stop her." she said, slapping her forehead. She and cadence quickly took off flying again, trying to catch up to the Princess by flight. Meanwhile poor Spike was barely catching up to them until, WOOSH, they flew off again. "Oh Come On!!" Spiked nagged. Twilight and Cadence flew over the streets as fast as they could, but turns out, Luna was still going faster than them. As they tried to catch up to her and stop her from rolling, Cadence spotted a lake up ahead. "Uh, Twilight" said Cadence, "Look ahead. Twilight looked forward. She was less than please. "OH COME ON!!" she shouted. The two tried to pas Luna to ty and stop her from hitting the lake, but it was too late. Luna rolled off the streets down the hill to the where the pond was at. This was not good. Twilight and Cadence landed and ran full speed towards the pond. The two walked over to the edge of the lake and looked down in the water. Luna was no where to be found. "WHERE IS SHEEEEE!!!!!??" yelled Twilight in panic. "OH S[Bleep], WE KILLED MY AUNT!!" Just then bubbles began to arose from the water. Twilight and Cadence watched and waited. Something was coming up. Maybe Luna was alive. As they watched and waited, Spike came up from behind them. He was sweaty and out of breath. And he was still holding the cup of Dragon Tea. "Hey...huff...W-Where's...huff...P-Princess...huff...Luna?" asked Spike out of breath. Just then, out of the lake water came Princess Luna. "AH! W-WHERE! Where am I now!?" said the Princess as she gasped for air. Twilight and Cadence jumped for joy. She was okay. Luna was alive. That means they can now lower the moon before Celestia can ever find out. Or at least, that was the case. Until Spike pulled This Move" "Hey look, Luna!!" Spike shouted. "HEY, LUNA! CATCH!!" Spike threw the cup of Dragon Tea at the Princess of the night, who was paying no attention to Spike what so ever. "What did you say Spike?" said Luna right before the cup of Piping Hot Tea smacked her right in the face, shattering into pieces and spilling HOT tea on her face. Luna was not in a comfortable situation. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" "YES! I DID IT! I WOKE HER UP!!" Spike shouted happily. Twilight and Cadenced were shocked. Why the [Bleep] did spike do that for!? And just when matters couldn't get any worse, guess who just happened to show up right behind them. A great white mare with pink, green, and turquoise colored rainbow hair. A mighty Alicorn with a look of utter rage and fury on her face. Twilight and Cadence slowly turned around. Their face were plastered with fear. "Oh, hey Celestia." said Spike, oblivious to what was going to happen next. Back to Celestial's castle. To wrap up this story. - Back at the castle, Cadence and Twilight and Spike explained to Princess Celestia what had happened and why Luna was unable to lower the moon. They told her about the moonlight tea and the moon sugar. About the crazy dream adventure and Cadence trying to help them wake Luna up. "And that's our whole story. Please forgive them Aunty. They meant no harm, really." Cadence concluded. Princess Celestia pondered this for a moment. She walked around the room thinking. She took a good look at Cadence. Then turned to her sister, Princess Luna. A dripping wet alicorn wrapped in a blanket with her feet soaking in a tub of hot water. Celestia then took another look at Twilight. A purple alicorn princess in training, shaking and twitching in a fettle position. And finally Spike. A purple and green dragon with a smug DERP look on his face. Princess Celestia had made a decision. "I understand completely." she said in a calm voice. Twilight got up from her fettle position with a smile on her face. "REALLY! YOU MEAN IT!?" she asked happily. "NOPE!" replied Princess Celestia as she shot a beam of magic at Spike. A flash of light went off, then a small explosion. Smoke filled the room. When the smoke cleared, Spike was gone. Nothing remained but a burnt area on the floor. "SPIIIIIIIKE!!!" Twilight shouted. "AUNTY!!" Cadence exclaimed. "SISTER! WHAT FORTH BEEST THAT FOR!!!" shouted Luna in her old language. "OH relax everyone. Spike is okay." she said in a calm voice. "I merely sent him on a...Vacation." "What?" said Twilight nervously. "W-Where did you send him?" asked Cadence. "Oh. Nowhere important." said Celestia with a smug look on her face. Meanwhile in a Parallel Universe - Spike was out cold, nothing but pitch black. "Oww, my head." said Spike as he barely began to wake up. "W-Where am I? How did--" As Spike was slowly waking up, he stopped and immediately took notice of the giant two legged creature standing right over him. It was a really tall creature. It had short hair, tied up and combed to the back and was wearing what looked like to be a jumpsuit. Before Spike could answer, the creature spoke. "Well hello cutie pie!" said the creature is a high perky girl like voice. "I'm your new mommy!" Spike's eye were wide open. What the heck was this creature talking about? At least he knew from her high voice that it was a she. As Spike was about to talk, another biped creature walked up behind the other creature. This creature looked different. It was more bulky and was wearing something that appeared to be armor. Spike assumed this creature was a male. "Uh, are you sure you want to keep him? You know what he is right!?" said the male creature. "Of course I do silly! It's all part of my experiment." said the perkier girly creature. "Uh, where am I?" asked Spike. The girly creature and the male creature both became shocked. They looked at Spike with shocked faces, as if him talking was something they never seen before. Spike became nervous. "IT TALKED! HE TALKED!!" shouted the girl creature with joy as she picked up Spike and cuddled him in her arms. "Hi there sweetie. I'm your new mommy!" she continued. "...W-What?" said Spike with a nervous face. "Okay, I'm out of here!" said the bulky creature as he made left the room. "Good luck with your Baby Deathclaw, Moira." Spike was not comfortable. Not comfortable at all. The perky creature girl kept cuddling him and hugging him as she we went on and on about how happy she was about him being her with her. "This is going to be SOOOO much fun!" she said. "I'm going to train you to fetch, roll over, and shake hands, and stuff." "Oh No..." said Spike nervously. "But don't worry," said the girly creature. "I'll still take good care of you. I'll bathe you, and feed you, and hug you, and pet you, and name you Crater. And you'll be all mine!" "Twilight! Help!" Spike shouted. "OH, and just you wait till you meet your friend!" said the girly creature. "F-F-Friend?" said Spike with a nervous stuttering. The girly creature walked out of the room into another. Spike waited for her to return. And she did, carrying in her arms a giant pink blob rat like monster. The monster thing was screaming and scratching away, trying to break loose. Spike was horrified. "His name is mister Sweet Cheeks!" said the girly creature in a perky voice, "And I know the two of you are going to be best friends together." "SKREEEEEEEEE!!!!" screamed the pink rat monster. Okay, Too make a long story short. Let's just say, I don't think Spike is going to like his new home... HELP ME... Author's Note Well, here it is. An anticlimactic ending for an anticlimactic story. I'm sorry, I know you guys were expecting something big and more outrageous, but I couldn't think of one. So, here it is, the ending to Heavy Sleeping Princess. Hope you guys enjoyed the series. And sorry for the dick move. (Oh boy, here come the dislikes.)
Epilogue Chapter: My Thoughts on Heavy Sleeping Princess.Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
Chapter: One. An ingredient too much.The time was late midnight. Spike was sleeping away in his bed, dreaming away (needless to say, about Rarity). So, Spike was sitting on a throne (were seeing his dream now). Laying down right beside him, on his lap, was the dashing and beautiful Rarity, dressed in gold and red silk, cuddling up against him. “Oh Spike, I had NO IDEA you were SOOOO HANDSOME!” Rarity exclaimed as stroked Spike’s gigantic muscles. Spike uttered a flattered laugh and then said in a hardy (MANLY) voice, “Oh, Rarity, I thank you for you compliment. Although, no creature compares to the beauty…of YOU.” Rarity had a sharp chill run down her spine. A chill…of ecstasy. “OOOOH SPIKE!” Rarity moaned, “KISS ME!” Spike smiled, and carried Rarity off the throne and pulled her to his side, holding her hoof firmly. Spike then dipped Rarity, tango style. Then, he slowly leaned in for a kiss. Rarity’s heart pounded, her face blushed. Spike was blazing with excitement. As their lips slowly began to meet, and finally reach the tip of a good old fashioned smooch. Suddenly: GRRRRUMMMMBLE! -WAKE UP SPIKE! DREAMS OVER! -"W-What!? AAAAHH!" Spike awoke quickly and in panic. “What was that?” Spike said to himself. He heard it again. GRRRRUMMMMBLE! It wasn’t long before Spike realized it was his belly. “Oh, guess I’m hungry.” Spike walked down to the kitchen hoping there were ingredients to make himself a peanut butter and crystal sandwich. As Spike walked inside the kitchen, he saw Princess Luna using their stove. “P-Princess Luna?” Spike said surprisingly, “What are you doing here?” Princess Luna giggled. “I am the Princess of the Night, Spike. Its mine job to make sure all of mine subjects’ has't a valorous night catch but a wink.” Spike looked at Princess Luna with a look of confusion. “Whuaaaaa?” Luna slapped her forehead, “I saw you were having trouble sleeping, so I’m making you something to help you out.” “Oooh, what is it?” Spike asked. “Moonlight Milk Tea.” Luna replied, “Its lustrous color and warm taste helps sooth and calm the mind. So you can get some sleep!” Spike was in awe. “That sounds delicious!” Spike exclaimed, “I want to help. What can I do for you?” Luna smiled and agreed, “Very well Spike, I’ll call out the ingredients”. And so, Spike went on adding the ingredients that Princess Luna was calling out. “Alright Spike: Add in 3 lavender leaves.” Said Luna. “Check, 3 lavender leaves.” Replied Spike. Luna continued. “Now, mix in 2 Blue Mountain Flowers, and a pinch Glow Dust.” “Done!” Spike replied. Luna smiled and named the last ingredient. “Good, now for the last item. Some Moon Sugar.” Luna pulled out a glass jar, full of orange rocks. Spike eyeballed it. “Oooh. What is that?” he asked. “This is Moon Sugar.” Replied Luna, “It’s the world’s greatest gift ever. You add it in while I get us some cups.” Luna walked off, handing Spike the jar. As she went to find some cups, Spike looked at the jar. “Hmm,” he thought, “if this is the Best Part, then I should add a good hand full.” Spike slowly opened the jar, and poured in the Moon Sugar. Just then, Luna called out to him. “Oh, Spike, make sure you add a tiny, TINY amount. Moon Sugar is a very powerful sleep agent.” Spike turned around and forgot he was still pouring some in. By the time he noticed, ¾ of the jar was already empty. Spike panicked, and decided to throw the rest of Moon Sugar in, with the whole jar. Luna had returned with the cups. Spike was whistling, pretending nothing had happened. Luna walked up to Spike, smiled and scooped up some of the Moonlight Milk Tea in two different cups. “Okay, here’s yours, and here’s mine.” Said Luna as she handed Spike his glass, and made a toast. “Too a Good, Night, Sleep!” exclaimed Luna, as she took a long sip from her cup. Spike bit his lip and swallowed. He knew this was going to end bad if he didn’t confess. So here he went. “Oh, boy. *Gulp. L-Luna…I, uh? I —” Before Spike could finish, Luna took another LONG sip from her cup, interrupting him. “Okay, Princess Luna, I accidentally —” Again, Luna took another LONG sip from her cup before Spike could finish. So Spike just stood there nervously, watching Princess Luna drink away until she finished. “Aww.” Exclaimed Luna as she wiped her mouth. “Sorry Spike, what were you trying to say?” Spike looked at Luna for a while, then said, “Oh, nothing. Never mind.” Luna smiled, “Well, aren’t you going to drink your cup of…” Before Luna could finish her sentence, BOOM. She knocked out and fell face first on the pot of Moonlight Milk Tea. Spike panicked and began to run around in circles. “AAAAHHH! OH NO! I KILLED PRINCESS LUNA!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, WHAT AM I GOING TO DOOOO!!!” Suddenly, Spike heard snoring. “Oh, wait. I didn’t kill her. I just put her sleep. This is good, because I’m not a murderer, but bad because now Princess Luna can’t complete her duties. Oh, no…Princess Luna can’t COMPLETE HER DUTIES!!!!” Spike panicked again, running around in a frenzy panicking and screaming and panicking. Finally, he had an Idea. He dragged Princess Luna towards the cabinet and began banging two frying pans together. Unfortunately, the loud noise woke up Twilight. “AAGH! Spike, what in the name of Celestia are you DOING!” she demanded. Spike was going to get it now. “Oh, uh, hey Twilight. How goes things?” Twilight frowned and grunted at Spike very angrily. Suddenly, she noticed Princess Luna sleeping on the side of their counter. “What’s Princess Luna doing here?” Twilight asked. Spike gulped and slowly turned to Twilight. “Well…” Spike said softly. Okay, I’m goanna be honest, this is my FIRST Fimfic, so it may not be good, and some of you don’t have the patience to listen to read a bunch of lines, so I’m goanna wrap this up. Spike told Twilight EVERYTHING. By the time he was done, Twilight had a look of shock and fear. “Uh, Twilight? Y-You Okay? Twilight?!” *Twitch. *Twitch. *Twitch. “Oh Spike. You’ve really done it this time.” She said slowly and angrily. “Uh, Twilight?” Spike asked soflty. Twilight turned to Spike slowly with an angry face. “Spike,” she said, “FIX! THIS!” And thus marks the beginning of how things are about to get WORSE. But that, is a chapter, for another day. Author's Note This is my first FimFic, so it might as be as good as the others. But give me a shot, and I'll promise I'll impress you. Anyway, look forward for the next chapter of Heavy Sleeping Princess. Next Chapter preview: Matters get worse when the moon doesn't set and Princess Celestia calls Twilight to her castle.
