Equestrian Spider-Manby BlondlionezelChaptersIssue #1 - Itsy Bitsy (Part 1)Issue #2 - Itsy Bitsy (Part 2)Issue #3 - Itsy Bitsty (Part 3)Issue #4 - Date NightIssue #6 - Master of Crime (Part 2)Issue #7 - Master of Crime (Part 3)Issue #5 - Master of Crime (Part 1)Issue #1 - Itsy Bitsy (Part 1)Issue #1 - Itsy Bitsy (Part 1) Peter Parker was photographing Mayor Mares Manehatten Celebration, which was the sight of much drinking, eating, and overall joyous behavior. Peter Parker wasn't a party person, but he would be payed extra by J. Jonah Jameson if he did. And hey, it would mean more money to pay the rent. Manehatten wasn't a cheap place to live, y'know! "On behalf of all of the citizens of Manehatten, I-" Suddenly, a scream rang out as The Vulture, an elderly super-villain with metal wings and clawed fingers, threw an elderly pony named Randolph to the ground. "Where is she?!" The Vulture screeched at Randolph. "I...don't know!" Randolph told The Vulture. "Oh, jeez..." Peter Parker sighed to himself as he rushed to a port-a-potty, " "LIAR! Where is is she?!" The Vulture demanded, raising his clawed fingers at Randolph. However, before The Vulture could "persuade" Randolph, a line of webbing grabbed The Vultures hand, moving it away from Randolph. "Tisk, tisk, Vulture!" Spider-Man playfully scolded The Vulture, "You didn't say the magic word!" "You again!" The Vulture groaned frustrated, as he jumped at Spider-Man. Spider-Man jumped and attached himself to a wall. "I saw abusing that old man, elder abuse is bad!" Spider-Man informed The Vulture, "But since you're an elder abusing an elder, would that be...elderception!" "SHUT UP!" The Vulture roared as flew at head-first at Spider-Man, but was stopped when Spider-Man blasted a web-net at The Vulture, stopping him. "Hey, over here is a no-fly zone!" Spider-Man joked, "I don't mean to ruffle your feathers, but, you should've seen it coming, you had a birds-eye view!" "I'll get you next time, Spider-Man!" The Vulture threatened Spider-Man. "Just keep flapping that beak of yours..." Spider-Man rolled his eyes, "Now I've got to go, but I bet the cops will have a laugh seeing you in a hawk-ward situation!" Spider-Man webs-slinged through the city to get back to his apartment. Web-slinging was his favorite mode of transportation, as it allowed him to see all sorts of different things, like Broadway, the best hot-dog stand in Manehatten, and maybe some other stuff too. When he finally reached his apartment, he pulled off his mask. When Peter Parker finally sat down on his couch to relax, he saw a pony standing in the shadows. "Hey, you there!" Peter Parker told the pony, "If you're part of the S.H.I.E.L.D. group, I'm not interested!" "Peter Parker, I need you to help me" The pony stepped out of the shadows, revealing himself to be Randolph, cradling a moving object. "Randolph? What are you doing here and what is that in your arms?" Peter Parker asked. Randolph walked over to Peter Parker and showed him the thing he was cradling, a baby Changeling. "Oh my gosh!" Peter Parker exclaimed, "Where did you get her?" "How do you know it's a she?" Randolph asked. "Biology class, it's a long story..." Peter Parker sighed. "Well anyways, I stole her from my master, Filthy Rich" Randolph explained to Peter Parker. "Why?" Peter Parker asked. "It's a long story..." Randolph sighed as he held out the baby Changeling to Peter Parker, "Please, I need you to take of her" "Well..." Peter Parker thought as he looked at the baby Changeling. Her eyes were just too cute to say no too! "Yes or no?" Randolph begged. "I'll take care of her" Peter Parker decided, as Randolph passed the baby Changeling to him. "Thank you...now I must run!" Randolph exclaimed as he ran off. "Well..." Peter Parker held the baby Changeling, "What should I name you?" The Baby Changeling looked at Peter Parker and smiled, showing off her adorable little fangs, trying to reach him with her little legs. "Maybe...May?" Peter Parker thought, "Her name will be May!" The reason why he chose May was because that was the name of his aunt, who, along with his Uncle Ben, raised Peter Parker. He reminisce about the good times he had with them, while they were still on this Earth. Uncle Ben was killed by a robber and Aunt May died of old age. "Yeah...your name is May, little one" Peter Parker cooed as he cradled his little Changeling, May. Meanwhile, at the Capital Estate of Filthy Rich, Filthy Rich was sitting on his throne made of money. "Say, Maid Number Five, have you seen Randolph tonight?" Filthy Rich asked his fifth maid. "No, I haven't sir, he said he'd have his break today" Maid Number Five informed Filthy Rich. "Oh well...that slave gift for Diamond Tiara is going to make her so happy!" Filthy Rich jumped with joy as a another maid walked up, panicked. "Sir, the Changeling Slave was stolen!" Maid Number Six told Filthy Rich. "NO!" Filthy Rich screamed, "That Changeling was going to belong to my daughter!" "What shall we do?" Maid Number Five asked. "We find her and kill whoever stole her!" Filthy Rich yelled in her face, "She belongs to me and I will destroy whoever has her!" Suddenly, The Vulture walked in, tired and defeated. His body was covered in stains from the webbing, and the humiliation was palpable. "Adrian, what happened to you?" Filthy Rich asked. "Randolph took the Changeling..." The Vulture coughed as he passed from the defeat. "Hmm...I never that old fart!" Filthy Rich growled as he turned to a maid, "Get me the six! I have a sinister plan!" (To Be Continued) Author's Note Yes! My first Spider-Man work is here, true believers! Excelsior! Issue #2 - Itsy Bitsy (Part 2)Issue #2 - Itsy Bitsy (Part 2) Peter Parker was out grocery shopping with May, who disguised herself a baby pony. He looked through the babies department and bought all of the necessary things, such as diapers, bottles, and all of that stuff. As he approached the food section, he saw the famous mare Suri Polomare yelling at an assistant. "I told you to get the iced coffee with two shots, seventeen oreo bits, one ounce of milk, three bits of clovers, a dose of brown sugar, three fourteenths cup of cane sugar, and a dollop of daisy!" Suri Polomare yelled at her assistant named Coco Pommel, "Is that too hard to understand?!" As soon as Suri Polomare raised her voice, baby May began to cry, as Peter Parker tried to calm her down. "I'm sorry ma'am..." Coco Pommel apologized. "You better be sorry you little-" "Hey, don't be such a fashion fascist, be nice to your assistant!" Peter Parker told Suri Polomare. Suri Polomare looked at Peter Parker's almost average fashion sense, which made of a regular shirt, regular pants, and glasses, and laughed at how common it was. "Don't tell me what to do, you pheasant!" Suri Polomare insulted Peter Parker. "You assistant does work for you, and you treat her like trash! People like you disgust me!" Peter Parker glared at Suri Polomare. "You stupid boy!" Suri Polomare snarled as she trotted away, "Coco, we're going!" Peter Parker sighed as May went back to sleep in her stroller. Coco Pommel approached Peter Parker and smiled. "Thanks for saving me" Coco Pommel thanked Peter Parker, "Also, your daughter is so cute!" "Thanks" Peter Parker smiled. "COCO! NOW!" Suri Polomare yelled, as Coco Pommel ran back to her, but put a piece of paper in Peter Parker's pockets. When he pulled out the paper, he found her phone number. That night, Peter Parker, after May fell asleep, he decided to call up Coco Pommel. "Hey, how are you?" Peter Parker asked. "I'm doing alright...you?" Coco Pommel answered. "Yeah, I'm doing fine. By the way, what's your name?" Peter Parker asked. "My name's Coco Pommel, what's yours?" Coco Pommel introduced herself. "My name's Peter Parker, and it's really nice to meet you" Peter Parker introduced himself. "Hey Peter, do you ever think that Suri Polomare is ever going to treat me with some respect?" Coco Pommel asked. "Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't" Peter Parker sighed, "My boss is pretty terrible too" "What's he like?" Coco Pommel asked worriedly. "He's kind of a jerk..." Peter Parker explained, "His name is J. Jonah Jameson, I work for the Daily Bugle" "Ohh, I read the Daily Bugle!" Coco Pommel smiled, "Are you the guy who takes photos of Spider-Man?" "Guilty as charged" Peter Parker laughed. "I can't believe that Jameson keeps calling him a menace" Coco Pommel sighed, "But I don't think that's true, he's just a man trying to make the world a better place" The next day, Spider-Man was swinging through the city, patrolling the streets of Manehatten, as usual. It seemed like a quiet day until he noticed a bank-robbery in progress. Spider-Man swung and saw the Scorpion run out with the money, as per usual. "Hey Scorpion!" Spider-Man got his attention, "It really stings when ya do that!" The Scorpion blasted a ball of acid from his tale at Spider-Man, which missed. "You're actually pretty bad this, Scorpion!" Spider-Man taunted, "You really got the tail end of the scorpion!" "It's funny, because we've discovered what we wanted!" The Scorpion laughed. Spider-Man put the pieces together as web-slinged back to his apartment in a rush, but he webbed up The Scorpion quickly Spider-Man desperately searched for May around his apartment, but to no avail. He checked her bedroom, the living room, the kitchen, anywhere in the house. "May! May!" Spider-Man called out to May worriedly. What kind of horrible person would take her away? Suddenly, a villain known as The Beetle crashed through Spider-Man's apartment and blasted him with an electronic ray! "Hmph, that's what you get for stealing what belongs to Filthy Rich!" The Beetle bragged. "Filthy Rich...what does he have in this?" Spider-Man asked. "That is Queen Chrysalis that you were raising!" The Beetle laughed. "That can't be...Princess Celestia blasted Queen Chrysalis during the nineties!" Spider-Man retorted. "Yes, but what you don't know is that it turned Queen Chrysalis into a baby, who was found by Filthy Rich!" The Beetle explained, "He planned on raising her as a slave to rule the world, he also brought together six villains to enforce his laws, and I've just explained the super-secret plan to you, didn't I?" "Yup!" Spider-Man confirmed as he webbed up The Beetle into a protective, threw him out the window and onto a bus, and waved. "Curse you Spider-Man!" The Beetle shouted as the bus drove away. Things were always easier for Spider-Man when the villains gave away their plan in some long, flowery monologue. "Alright...now I just gotta go to Filthy Rich's place and get back May!" Spider-Man declared to himself as began to swing towards the Filthy Rich estate. Meanwhile, at the Filthy Rich Estate, Kraven the Hunter returned, carrying May by her tail. "Queen Chrysalis, a bit young, but she is here!" Kraven the Hunter handed May to Filthy Rich. "Excellent...my daughter will enjoy this!" Filthy Rich snarled he put May into a box with little holes for her to breathe, with a small, red bow on top. (To Be Continued) Issue #3 - Itsy Bitsty (Part 3)Issue #3 - Itsy Bitsty (Part 3) Spider-Man stealthfully sneaked onto the Filthy Rich Estate and looked through a large, stained-glass window and saw Diamond Tiara having a Birthday party. There were hundreds of different wrapped objects, ranging from the size of a thimble to the size of a piano. Spider-Man also noticed a giant, twenty layer cake topped with edible gold and the frosting was made of Richart chocolate. The strawberries on the cake were topped with liquid Delafee chocolate, and at the very top was a small statue of Diamond Tiara, which was made of pure platinum. Just in case anyone forgot, Filthy Rich and his family were, to put it, filthy rich. "How much do you wanna bet most of that stuff she doesn't need or will probably throw away?" Spider-Man thought to himself. He ducked as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon entered the room. "Yay! I'm getting so much stuff!" Diamond Tiara laughed as she saw Filthy Rich handing her a box, "What's in this?" "Your tenth gift from me" Filthy Rich smiled. Diamond Tiara looked at the box and opened it, revealing a crying May inside of it. "There is she is!" Spider-Man exclaimed to himself, as he jumped into a bush to change into a new suit. "Ohh, she's so cute!" Diamond Tiara cooed as she picked up May, who was crying. "She's very cute!" Silver Spoon laughed. "A neat little fact, this little insect was once known as Queen Chrysalis" Filthy Rich informed the two. "Seriously?" Diamond Tiara laughed at the crying May, "This ugly little bug was Queen Chrysalis?" "Yes" Filthy Rich answered, as Diamond Tiara began to tease May, making her cry more. "How dare she call my daughter an ugly bug!" Spider-Man was fuming to himself as he saw The Shocker walk into the room. "Sir, the experiments are done" The Shocker informed Filthy Rich. "Ah yes" Filthy Rich smiled, "Those five teens we kidnapped will make good servants" "I agree, and that one thing...what's it called again...oh never-mind..." The Shocker sighed as walked with Filthy Rich to his labs. Peter Parker sneaked into the mansion, dressed as a butler, which was the perfect disguise in a rich persons house. Peter Parker also pulled out what appeared to be a gun from his bag. "Alright...I gotta find that lab..." Peter Parker opened a door, revealing a grey and green laboratory that had five human-sized pods filled with a strange, green liquid. Each one had a different label, which were Kevin Trench, Tyrone Johnson, Tandy Bowen, Bonita Juarez, and Miguel Santos. Peter Parker remembered that all of these people went to school with him at Manehatten High. Kevin Trench was the emo loner, Tyrone Johnson and Tandy Bowen were an inseparable couple, Bonita Juarez ran the veterinary club, and Miguel Santos was a football player. "I see you've discovered my little servants..." Filthy Rich smiled as The Shocker knocked over Peter Parker with a vibrational air blast! "That, and I'm also here to get back my daughter!" Peter Parker exclaimed as he fired a large spider-web at The Shocker, sticking him to the ground. "What's that gun?!" Filthy Rich demanded to know. "It's not a gun! It's a recording device!" Peter Parker corrected. "Why did you bring that?!" Filthy Rich asked in confusion, as he saw a group of Helicopters swarm over the mansion. "This is S.H.I.E.L.D., Filthy Rich, you are under arrest for kidnapping and meta-human experimentation!" A S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent yelled through a megaphone, as more S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents burst through the door, tackling Silver Spoon, who was trying to escape. "Oh come on!" Filthy Rich sighed as he ran towards the door, but Peter Parker webbed him up, now in the Spider-Man suit. "You can't really run from your web of lies!" Spider-Man joked, "But I'll go save my daughter now, since you're in a sticky situation!" "Curse you, Spider-Man!" Filthy Rich growled as Spider-Man ran up to Diamond Tiaras room and knocked on the door. "What do you want?!" Diamond Tiara yelled as she opened the door, and was webbed up by Spider-Man. "Sorry, I gotta save my daughter now!" Spider-Man apologized as he picked up May, who stopped crying as soon as she saw Spider-Man. "Da-da!" May babbled as Spider-Man got out of the mansion as S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents were putting Filthy Rich, Silver Spoon, and Diamond Tiara into a armored van. The next day, Peter Parker was presenting some photos he had taken of Spider-Man finding the meta-humans and capturing Filthy Rich. "All garbage!" J. Jonah Jameson yelled, "I bet that Spider-Man was working in cahoots with Filthy Rich the whole time!" "Yes sir..." Peter Parker turned away and rolled his eyes and prepared to step out. "I know your pitiful work is over now, but why are you dressed up like a fancy man?" J. Jonah Jameson asked. "I have a date tonight" Peter Parker informed J. Jonah Jameson. "Seriously?! You, getting a date? What's her name?" J. Jonah Jameson questioned. "Coco Pommel" Peter Parker answered. A few minutes later, Peter Parker was out of the Daily Bugle building as looked at himself. He actually looked quite sharp, with his cheap tux and nice pants, and he remembered to wash them after what happened last night. Then Peter Parker remembered something and pulled out his phone and called someone. "Yes, is this Angelica Jones? Good, can I ask you for a favor?" Peter Parker asked over the phone. Issue #4 - Date NightIssue #4 - Date Night Peter Parker was sitting at a two-chair table at the Gustav Le Grande Italian Kitchen Restaurant, waiting for his date, named Coco Pommel. Peter Parker was carrying a bunch of flowers, such as tulips, roses, and lilies. "Sorry I'm late..." Coco Pommel apologized as she sat across from Peter Parker. "It's fine, Coco" Peter Parker smiled as Peter Parker handed the bunch of flowers. "Thank you so much!" Coco Pommel eyes lit up thanked Peter Parker and hugged him, making him blush. "The same...Suri Polomare yelled at me twice today, once for getting her coffee wrong and for sowing something wrong..." Coco Pommel sighed, "How about yours?" "Same, he kept rejecting my pictures of Spider-Man" Peter Parker sighed, "He'll only use pictures of Spider-Man when he's defeated, doing something bad, or looks generally unfavorable" "That's too bad, considering your pictures are really good!" Coco Pommel complimented Peter Parker. "Thanks" Peter Parker blushed as the waiter, named Flint Marko approached the table. "Hello, I'm your waiter today..." Flint Marko groaned, "What do you want to drink!?" "Well, I'll have a Tropical Mix Drink" Coco Pommel ordered. "And I'll have the Banana-Strawberry Mix Drink" Peter Parker ordered. Flint Marko wrote down their orders and stormed back to the kitchen. "Anyways...where did you go to school?" Peter Parker asked. "Manehatten High, you?" Coco Pommel answered. "That's the same place where I went!" Peter Parker realized, "What clubs were you a part of?" "The Fashion Club, you?" Coco Pommel responded. "The Advance Chemistry Club, the Astrobiology Club, and the D and D Club" Peter Parker smiled. "Wow, you were in a lot of clubs" Coco Pommel smiled and giggled. Flint Marko returned with both drinks, still fuming back into the kitchen. "Anyways...did you have a lot of friends in school, Peter?" Coco Pommel asked. "No...not really...I was picked on a lot..." Peter Parker told Coco Pommel as he held back the bad memories. He had trouble relating to people, women in particular. It was because he liked things that other people didn't, like science, math, and history, when everyone else loved sports and girly things, like cheer-leading and sexy boys. "I understand, I was picked on a lot too..." Coco Pommel sighed, "I was a bit clumsy, and everyone made fun of me" "Coco, I think you're a very kind, sweet pony" Peter Parker smiled as Coco Pommel blushed. "And I think you're the coolest, smartest human I've ever met" Coco Pommel smiled as Peter Parker blushed. "Sorry to interrupt your romantic stupid thing, but what do you want to order?" Flint Marko interrupted their moment. "I'll have the Spaghetti and Meatball Marinara, please" Coco Pommel ordered. "And I'll have the Fettuccine Alfredo with Shrimp, please" Peter Parker ordered. "Stupid pasta stuff..." Flint Marko groaned under his breath as he walked away. "Alright...so why are you with a baby?" Coco Pommel asked Peter Parker. "Well...a friend of mine wanted me to take of his baby" Peter Parker answered holding back a tear, "He died a few days, and he was only sixty-three years old..." "Oh...I'm so sorry..." Coco Pommel apologized. "It's alright, someone would've asked eventually" Peter Parker weakly smiled. "Peter, do you think that-" "My Spider-Sense is tingling..." Peter Parker felt a disturbance coming from the kitchen. "I HATE YOU! Flint Marko roared as he his body began to become sand-like as he slammed Gustav Le Grande into a wall using his hand to make a hammer out of sand! "And that's my cue!" Peter Parker thought as he ran towards the bathroom to change into Spider-Man. Flint Marko burst through the door and began to slam patrons and staff into the ground, raging at everything in sight, until turning to Coco Pommel. "Do you like sand?" Flint Marko asked Coco Pommel as he raised his sand-hammer, until Spider-Man webbed Flint Marko's sand-hammer to a wall! "Dude, I'm grounding you!" Spider-Man wiggled his finger at Flint Marko playfully. "No! It's you who will get grounded!" Flint Marko roared as he blasted Spider-Man with sand, sending him into a table! "This is guy is gonna be hard to beat...wait!" Spider-Man exclaimed as he fired a web blast at the sprinklers, causing them to go off and turn Flint Marko into mud! Coco Pommel looked at Spider-Man, her big, blue blue eyes as grateful as one could express. Her eyes reminded him the most beautiful oceans sparkling during the day. "Thank you for saving me..." Coco Pommel thanked Spider-Man as he webbed away. Spider-Man walked into the bathroom and changed back to Peter Parker and walked up to Coco Pommel. "Are you alright?" Peter Parker asked Coco Pommel worriedly. "Yeah, I'm alright..." Coco Pommel sighed as she hugged Peter Parker lovingly. A few minutes later, the two dried off from the sprinklers and stepped outside of the Gustav Le Grande Italian Kitchen, under a lit streetlight. "Hey, I'm sorry this date was kind of a bust..." Peter Parker apologized to Coco Pommel, "I promise to make it up on our next date, alright?" "It's alright, but let's see each other again, okay?" Coco Pommel kissed Peter Parker on the cheek lovingly and walked off happily into the night. "See ya!" Peter Parker greeted her goodbye for now as he walked home, satisfied from his date. (To Be Continued) Issue #6 - Master of Crime (Part 2)Issue #6 - Master of Crime (Part 2) "Should I tell her?" Peter Parker thought, in context to Coco Pommel. He knew that if someone figured out that Spider-Man is Peter Parker, Coco Pommel would be in danger. At the same time, Peter Parker was feeding May her breakfast, which consisted of milk, as his phone began to ring, and picked it up. "Hello Peter..." A somewhat familiar voice cackled. "Who are you?" Peter Parker asked worriedly. "You know who I am..." The voice laughed insanely, "And you know what I want!" "I'm sorry, I don't know who you are" Peter Parker answered confused, as he could hear loud jets coming from outside. Peter Parker opened his window and saw The Green Goblin standing on her glider! "NOW DIE!" The Green Goblin cackled as she burst through the window, as Peter Parker held a crying May to his chest! "Get the heck out of my home!" Peter Parker yelled as he picked up one of his web-shooters and fired a web-blast in The Green Goblin's face! "Disguising!" The Green Goblin roared as she activated the gliders machine gun, firing at Peter Parker! "I'll handle this!" Peter Parker exclaimed as he put May in a safe place and changed into Spider-Man! "I always knew that you were Spider-Man!" The Green Goblin boasted. "Then did you prepare for this?!" Spider-Man exclaimed as he punched The Green Goblin in the face! "How dare you punch a woman!" The Green Goblin roared as she threw a pumpkin-bomb at Spider-Man! "I'm not punching a woman, I'm punching a villain!" Spider-Man shouted at The Green Goblin as he used his webbing to throw the pumpkin-bomb back at The Green Goblin, throwing her out of the apartment! "I'll get you next time, Spider-Man!" The Green Goblin declared as she flew out of Spider-Man's apartment. "Thank goodness..." Spider-Man sighed as he looked over his destroyed apartment. He then looked around for May, but couldn't find her. Spider-Man looked through his apartment looking for May, but still couldn't find her! Spider-Man then saw the villain Speed-Demon, a villain with super-speed, running off with May! Spider-Man's eyes filled with rage and began to web-sling after Speed-Demon, until he couldn't see her anymore! "Spidey, wait!" Daredevil stopped Spider-Man. "Daredevil, what are you doing here?" Spider-Man asked Daredevil. "I saw what happened, and I want to help you" Daredevil told Spider-Man. Spider-Man's eyes widened in shock. "Why?" Spider-Man questioned Daredevil. "You know me, Peter, I'm always willing to help my friends out" Daredevil smiled, which almost brought tears to Spider-Man's eyes. "Thanks, now let's go get my daughter back" Spider-Man thanked Daredevil. "Anytime, but let me call up some friends first..." Daredevil smiled as he pulled out his phone... A few hours later, at the new residence of Filthy Rich, The Green Goblin came in carrying May, who was crying in her arms. "Excellent work, my daughter" Filthy Rich diabolically complimented his now goblin daughter. "Yes, and with our squad of villains, we shall conquer the world!" The Green Goblin declared as he looked at their squad of villains, which consisted of The Vulture, Speed-Demon, The Scorpion, Electro, The Rhino, Molten-Man, The Looter, Kraven the Hunter, and herself. "What should we call them?" Filthy Rich asked. "Perhaps the Nasty Nine?" Electro suggested. "Or the Stopped Sinister!" Spider-Man added as he burst through a wall! "You again! You're foolish to have come alone!" The Green Goblin declared. "Well, if you look soon, I'm not alone" Spider-Man countered as eight other figures appeared before Spider-Man, which consisted of Daredevil, Iron Fist, White Tiger, Nova, Valkyrie, Darkhawk, Firestar, and Namora! "I told you that I'd bring some friends" Daredevil smiled, pulling out his billy-club. "Spider-Man, your cause is honorable" Iron Fist added, as he began to charge his fists with chi-energy. "Finally, something new to do!" White Tiger smiled, releasing her claws. "So...how long are these guys going to last against us?" Nova asked, charging cosmic-beams. "Aye, we shall defeat thy evil foe!" Valkyrie exclaimed as she pulled out Dragonfang, her personal sword. "Someone to test my wings against..." Darkhawk smiled, preparing his wings. "We're here to help, Spidey!" Firestar declared as she began to create microwave radiation. "This is going to be fun!" Namora happily declared as she pulled out cracked her knuckles. "Alright, let's go...what should we call ourselves?" Spider-Man asked. "We don't need a name..." Darkhawk sighed. "We doth need a name!" Valkyrie declared. "How about...The Defenders?" Daredevil suggested. "Sounds good to me!" Spider-Man decided, "Now Defenders, let's get them!" "Stop them!" The Green Goblin ordered her villains as she flew off with Spider-Man in pursuit! Electro summoned a blast of lightning, but Valykrie jumped and absorbed the lightning with Dragonfang! The Scorpion jumped as Iron Fist punched him in the stomach! Speed Demon charged but Firestar blasted him with a blast of microwave-radiation! The Rhino began to rampage as Nova blasted him with a cosmic-beam! Kraven the Hunter and White Tiger began to claw at each other, while Molten Man was extinguished by Namora! The Vulture flew after Spider-Man but was dive-bombed by Darkhawk! Daredevil finally squared off with Looter, and now Spider-Man was chasing after The Green Goblin! "I'm getting my daughter back!" Spider-Man declared as he webbed on The Green Goblin, determined to get his daughter back! (To Be Continued) Issue #7 - Master of Crime (Part 3)Issue #7 - Master of Crime (Part 3) Spider-Man web-slinged after The Green Goblin, until he managed to shoot a concussive web-blast at her back, causing her to look back in anger. This was the last time that she would some guy in a spider costume to ruin her day! "Why would you want to save this monster?!!" The Green Goblin roared, still holding a crying May. Spider-Man's eyes began to fire up as breathed in and out, preparing to say something. "Seriously? You're calling the innocent baby a monster when you're the one kidnapping the baby, trying to kill her father, destroying property, and throwing pumpkin bombs, and you think that May is the monster in all of this?" Spider-Man asked The Green Goblin , "Are you sure it's not the other way around? Maybe you're the monster? Maybe you're the goblin?" "She's Chrysalis!" The Green Goblin roared, "I'd put her to a better use, my father has plans for her!" "Because you and your father, Mr. Filthy and little goblin you have totally good, not stupid, cliched, or overused plans!" Spider-Man sarcastically remarked. "You dare use sarcasm against me!" The Green Goblin snarled and threw a pumpkin-bomb at Spider-Man! Spider-Man dodged and laughed. "Also, Imagez Comics called, they want their stupid-looking outfit back!" Spider-Man added. "That's it! If you want your daughter back, you can have her!" The Green Goblin declared as she dropped May, but Darkhawk caught May in the nick of time! The Green Goblin then threw a pumpkin bomb at Darkhawk, causing him to drop May, who was caught again by The Green Goblin! "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Chrysalis to raise!" The Green Goblin laughed as she noticed a man in a black and magenta suit jump at her! "NOT TODAY!" An angry voice rang out as Kaine jumped out, grabbed The Green Goblin, and lay his Mark of Kaine on The Green Goblin, and dropped down! "I got her!" Spider-Man exclaimed as he caught May, who stopped crying as soon as she saw Spider-Man's face. "Thanks for saving my daughter, uh...what's your name?" Spider-Man asked Kaine. Kaine looked at Spider-Man and blinked. "They call me...Kaine..." Kaine introduced himself, constantly raising and lowering his voice. "My face!!" The Green Goblin shrieked in pain as she flew off to parts unknown in disgrace and humiliation! "Want me to chase her down?" Darkhawk asked, struggling to get up. "Nah, she can't do anything to us anymore" Spider-Man told Darkhawk, and then looked at Kaine. "Who are you?" Kaine asked Spider-Man. "I'm Spider-Man" Spider-Man introduced himself "Alright, Defenders, we've rounded up and captured the villains" Daredevil told the group, who began to approach Spider-Man and Darkhawk. "So...since we're the Defenders now, should we stay together?" Namora asked. "That sounds like a good idea to me" Firestar answered. "I agree" Iron Fist added. "Me too!" White Tiger added. "Sure, it sounds like fun" Nova also added. "Count me in!" Namora counted herself. "Aye, then I shall join this new team!" Valkyrie declared. "I'm staying with this group" Daredevil smiled. "Me too!" Darkhawk added. "And I'll stay too" Spider-Man declared, holding May. "Then today shall be known as the day the Defenders formed" Daredevil announced. Spider-Man smiled but noticed Kaine walking away. "Hey Kaine!" Spider-Man called out to Kaine, "Do you want to join us?" Kaine stopped and looked at the Defenders, and walked over to them, a bit more calm then before. "Fine..." Kaine took the offer. "Alright, well, Defenders, let's build a base!" Spider-Man declared as the Defenders began to trek back to Manehatten. A few hours later, the group had found a small, abandoned military base. Spider-Man looked around for a power-switch, and began to turn on the power. "It's no Stark Tower, but it'll do" Nova smiled as he, Namora, Iron Fist, and White Tiger began cleaning. Kaine, Daredevil, Valkyrie, and Firestar began to start the technology in the base and re-purpose old machines. After the work was done, Spider-Man decided to go visit Coco Pommel, to tell her something. Spider-Man ringed her doorbell and waited for her to awsner the door, to which she did. "Spider-Man? Why are you here?" Coco Pommel asked Spider-Man. "Well...there's something I need to tell you, Coco" Spider-Man sighed as he took off his mask, "Spider-Man and Peter Parker are the same person" Coco Pommel looked in shock. She didn't know what to feel, but she knew one thing that still remained true. "I still love you, Peter" Coco Pommel hugged Spider-Man and began to kiss him. "Also, I need a place to stay with May, my daughter" Spider-Man informed Coco Pommel. "Sure! My home can be our home" Coco Pommel smiled. Suddenly, a flash of light appeared in the sky. Coco Pommel felt something inside of her...changing. Her body began to morph, her hooves turning into hands, her face turning human, and the rest of her body became a human! "Coco!" Spider-Man exclaimed as he held onto her. "Peter...I...still...love you..." Coco Pommel cried but smiled as they kissed a bit more easily, not noticing that others on the block, in the neighborhood, the county, the state, the country, and even the world. Ponies were now on the endangered species list, and one thing caused this event. (To Be Continued in "Equestrian Avengers" and " Equestrian Spider-Man and the Defenders") Issue #5 - Master of Crime (Part 1)Issue #5 - Master of Crime (Part 1) Filthy Rich, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon sat in the S.H.I.E.L.D. prison, bored as can be. Diamond Tiara was definitely the whiner of the group. "Daddy, when's that guy supposed to show up?" Diamond Tiara asked impatiently. "My acolytes will be here soon..." Filthy Rich looked at his watch. "Sorry, you two won't be going anywhere" A S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent informed the trio, as a large amount of mist began to slip into the room. "They're here..." Filthy Rich smiled Electro, a villain who can control electricity, came up from behind the guard, shocking him! "Now we're just waiting for The Rhino and Boomerang" Electro told the trio as The Rhino broke the wall of the prison. "Let's go!" The Rhino commanded Filthy Rich, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon, who loaded up a large, black armored vehicle. "Rhino, Electro, you come with us!" Filthy Rich told the two, "Boomerang, go to Manehatten and make a distraction!" "Yes sir!" Boomerang obeyed as Electro and The Rhino loaded up into the black armored vehicle, and Boomerang escaped on a motorcycle. Meanwhile, at Peter Parker's apartment, Peter Parker was cradling a sleeping May in his arms, singing a little lullaby for her, rocking her peacefully as Peter Parker's phone rang. "Hello?" Peter Parker answered the phone. "Peter Parker, there is a bank robbery going on!" J. Jonah Jameson yelled at Peter Parker, "I want you to get some pictures of it! Get ones of Spider-Man being beaten, which is good because he probably is the one robbing the bank!" "Alright, I'm heading over there" Peter Parker answered as he began to change into Spider-Man, he put May in her crib and then swung out of his apartment and to the bank. At the bank, Boomerang burst through the bank window, throwing an explosive boomerang into the bank, but Spider-Man caught it with a web-string, and threw it back at Boomerang, knocking him over with the explosion! "Well, it's a boomerang, so it should come back to you!" Spider-Man informed Boomerang. "That was my only exploding boomerang!" Boomerang whined as he threw three extra-sharp boomerangs, which Spider-Man dodged, but his back was scraped by one of them, cutting part of his suit! "Ow..." Spider-Man thought to himself as he fired a web-blast at Boomerang, trapping him against a wall! "I can easily cut myself out!" Boomerang boasted. "Really?" Spider-Man smiled as he webbed up Boomerang's hands and mouth, whistling the whole time. Spider-Man then took out his camera and took some pictures of the webbed-up Boomerang, and then left, leaving Boomerang in the hands of the police. A few minutes later, Peter Parker returned to the Daily Bugle, and showed J. Jonah Jameson the photos. "Garbage!" J. Jonah Jameson scoffed, "All of these pictures show Boomerang defeated, you were supposed to get pictures of Spider-Man being defeated!" "Sorry, sir..." Peter Parker apologized. As soon as work ended, Peter Parker headed to his apartment. He smiled at May and began to feed her milk from her bottle. "Sometimes, I don't know what's worse" Peter Parker told as he finished feeding May, "Being injured by a villain or being chewed out by your boss" "Da-da!" May babbled. "She's so innocent, there's no way she could be Queen Chrysalis" Peter Parker thought as May drifted off to sleep. Somewhere, in the depths of the forests of New Colt, a large-sized mansion-laboratory was the new operating grounds of Filthy Rich. "Diamond Tiara, I need to ask you to do something for me" Filthy Rich told Diamond Tiara. "What is it?" Diamond Tiara questioned her father. "I need you to become a human" Filthy Rich smiled. "No way!" Diamond Tiara responded horrified. "Please, it's the only way to defeat Spider-Man" Filthy Rich begged his daughter. "Fine..." Diamond Tiara moaned as the two walked down to a small laboratory. "The Pony to Goblin formula is done, Mr. Rich" Dr. Alistair Smythe informed Filthy Rich. "Excellent..." Filthy Rich looked at Diamond Tiara, "Are you ready?" "Yes!" Diamond Tiara complained. Dr. Alistair Smythe went over to Diamond Tiara, and injected all of the Pony to Goblin Formula into her. Diamond Tiara looked at herself as she changed from a young mare to a young adult human, around age twenty-one. Then she felt a rush of power flowing through her body, changing her, warping her. "Are you alright, my little daughter?" Filthy Rich asked Diamond Tiara. "Yes, father..." Diamond Tiara smiled psychotically, "I'm ready to destroy Spider-Man!" "The thing is, we need to run some tests on you so that you are able to kill Spider-Man" Dr. Alistair Smythe told Diamond Tiara, "After that, I'll give you the tools needed" "Fine...but first...I need to do somethings..." Diamond Tiara answered as she began to cut her hair and made it appear she had two horns made of hardened hair, and also put on a masquerade mask. She also put on a green and black leather-suit, along with green and black gloves. "I think I'll change the formula name to The Green Goblin Formula..." Dr. Alistair Smythe smiled. "What did you do to her?!" Diamond Tiara demanded to know. "Well...I made her into a Green Goblin, you could say!" Dr. Alistair Smythe laughed as he opened up a room filled with weapons, such as Pumpkin Bombs, a bat-shaped Goblin Glider, hallucinogenic-gas bombs, and electric-charged gloves. (To Be Continued)
Issue #1 - Itsy Bitsy (Part 1)Issue #1 - Itsy Bitsy (Part 1) Peter Parker was photographing Mayor Mares Manehatten Celebration, which was the sight of much drinking, eating, and overall joyous behavior. Peter Parker wasn't a party person, but he would be payed extra by J. Jonah Jameson if he did. And hey, it would mean more money to pay the rent. Manehatten wasn't a cheap place to live, y'know! "On behalf of all of the citizens of Manehatten, I-" Suddenly, a scream rang out as The Vulture, an elderly super-villain with metal wings and clawed fingers, threw an elderly pony named Randolph to the ground. "Where is she?!" The Vulture screeched at Randolph. "I...don't know!" Randolph told The Vulture. "Oh, jeez..." Peter Parker sighed to himself as he rushed to a port-a-potty, " "LIAR! Where is is she?!" The Vulture demanded, raising his clawed fingers at Randolph. However, before The Vulture could "persuade" Randolph, a line of webbing grabbed The Vultures hand, moving it away from Randolph. "Tisk, tisk, Vulture!" Spider-Man playfully scolded The Vulture, "You didn't say the magic word!" "You again!" The Vulture groaned frustrated, as he jumped at Spider-Man. Spider-Man jumped and attached himself to a wall. "I saw abusing that old man, elder abuse is bad!" Spider-Man informed The Vulture, "But since you're an elder abusing an elder, would that be...elderception!" "SHUT UP!" The Vulture roared as flew at head-first at Spider-Man, but was stopped when Spider-Man blasted a web-net at The Vulture, stopping him. "Hey, over here is a no-fly zone!" Spider-Man joked, "I don't mean to ruffle your feathers, but, you should've seen it coming, you had a birds-eye view!" "I'll get you next time, Spider-Man!" The Vulture threatened Spider-Man. "Just keep flapping that beak of yours..." Spider-Man rolled his eyes, "Now I've got to go, but I bet the cops will have a laugh seeing you in a hawk-ward situation!" Spider-Man webs-slinged through the city to get back to his apartment. Web-slinging was his favorite mode of transportation, as it allowed him to see all sorts of different things, like Broadway, the best hot-dog stand in Manehatten, and maybe some other stuff too. When he finally reached his apartment, he pulled off his mask. When Peter Parker finally sat down on his couch to relax, he saw a pony standing in the shadows. "Hey, you there!" Peter Parker told the pony, "If you're part of the S.H.I.E.L.D. group, I'm not interested!" "Peter Parker, I need you to help me" The pony stepped out of the shadows, revealing himself to be Randolph, cradling a moving object. "Randolph? What are you doing here and what is that in your arms?" Peter Parker asked. Randolph walked over to Peter Parker and showed him the thing he was cradling, a baby Changeling. "Oh my gosh!" Peter Parker exclaimed, "Where did you get her?" "How do you know it's a she?" Randolph asked. "Biology class, it's a long story..." Peter Parker sighed. "Well anyways, I stole her from my master, Filthy Rich" Randolph explained to Peter Parker. "Why?" Peter Parker asked. "It's a long story..." Randolph sighed as he held out the baby Changeling to Peter Parker, "Please, I need you to take of her" "Well..." Peter Parker thought as he looked at the baby Changeling. Her eyes were just too cute to say no too! "Yes or no?" Randolph begged. "I'll take care of her" Peter Parker decided, as Randolph passed the baby Changeling to him. "Thank you...now I must run!" Randolph exclaimed as he ran off. "Well..." Peter Parker held the baby Changeling, "What should I name you?" The Baby Changeling looked at Peter Parker and smiled, showing off her adorable little fangs, trying to reach him with her little legs. "Maybe...May?" Peter Parker thought, "Her name will be May!" The reason why he chose May was because that was the name of his aunt, who, along with his Uncle Ben, raised Peter Parker. He reminisce about the good times he had with them, while they were still on this Earth. Uncle Ben was killed by a robber and Aunt May died of old age. "Yeah...your name is May, little one" Peter Parker cooed as he cradled his little Changeling, May. Meanwhile, at the Capital Estate of Filthy Rich, Filthy Rich was sitting on his throne made of money. "Say, Maid Number Five, have you seen Randolph tonight?" Filthy Rich asked his fifth maid. "No, I haven't sir, he said he'd have his break today" Maid Number Five informed Filthy Rich. "Oh well...that slave gift for Diamond Tiara is going to make her so happy!" Filthy Rich jumped with joy as a another maid walked up, panicked. "Sir, the Changeling Slave was stolen!" Maid Number Six told Filthy Rich. "NO!" Filthy Rich screamed, "That Changeling was going to belong to my daughter!" "What shall we do?" Maid Number Five asked. "We find her and kill whoever stole her!" Filthy Rich yelled in her face, "She belongs to me and I will destroy whoever has her!" Suddenly, The Vulture walked in, tired and defeated. His body was covered in stains from the webbing, and the humiliation was palpable. "Adrian, what happened to you?" Filthy Rich asked. "Randolph took the Changeling..." The Vulture coughed as he passed from the defeat. "Hmm...I never that old fart!" Filthy Rich growled as he turned to a maid, "Get me the six! I have a sinister plan!" (To Be Continued) Author's Note Yes! My first Spider-Man work is here, true believers! Excelsior!
Issue #2 - Itsy Bitsy (Part 2)Issue #2 - Itsy Bitsy (Part 2) Peter Parker was out grocery shopping with May, who disguised herself a baby pony. He looked through the babies department and bought all of the necessary things, such as diapers, bottles, and all of that stuff. As he approached the food section, he saw the famous mare Suri Polomare yelling at an assistant. "I told you to get the iced coffee with two shots, seventeen oreo bits, one ounce of milk, three bits of clovers, a dose of brown sugar, three fourteenths cup of cane sugar, and a dollop of daisy!" Suri Polomare yelled at her assistant named Coco Pommel, "Is that too hard to understand?!" As soon as Suri Polomare raised her voice, baby May began to cry, as Peter Parker tried to calm her down. "I'm sorry ma'am..." Coco Pommel apologized. "You better be sorry you little-" "Hey, don't be such a fashion fascist, be nice to your assistant!" Peter Parker told Suri Polomare. Suri Polomare looked at Peter Parker's almost average fashion sense, which made of a regular shirt, regular pants, and glasses, and laughed at how common it was. "Don't tell me what to do, you pheasant!" Suri Polomare insulted Peter Parker. "You assistant does work for you, and you treat her like trash! People like you disgust me!" Peter Parker glared at Suri Polomare. "You stupid boy!" Suri Polomare snarled as she trotted away, "Coco, we're going!" Peter Parker sighed as May went back to sleep in her stroller. Coco Pommel approached Peter Parker and smiled. "Thanks for saving me" Coco Pommel thanked Peter Parker, "Also, your daughter is so cute!" "Thanks" Peter Parker smiled. "COCO! NOW!" Suri Polomare yelled, as Coco Pommel ran back to her, but put a piece of paper in Peter Parker's pockets. When he pulled out the paper, he found her phone number. That night, Peter Parker, after May fell asleep, he decided to call up Coco Pommel. "Hey, how are you?" Peter Parker asked. "I'm doing alright...you?" Coco Pommel answered. "Yeah, I'm doing fine. By the way, what's your name?" Peter Parker asked. "My name's Coco Pommel, what's yours?" Coco Pommel introduced herself. "My name's Peter Parker, and it's really nice to meet you" Peter Parker introduced himself. "Hey Peter, do you ever think that Suri Polomare is ever going to treat me with some respect?" Coco Pommel asked. "Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't" Peter Parker sighed, "My boss is pretty terrible too" "What's he like?" Coco Pommel asked worriedly. "He's kind of a jerk..." Peter Parker explained, "His name is J. Jonah Jameson, I work for the Daily Bugle" "Ohh, I read the Daily Bugle!" Coco Pommel smiled, "Are you the guy who takes photos of Spider-Man?" "Guilty as charged" Peter Parker laughed. "I can't believe that Jameson keeps calling him a menace" Coco Pommel sighed, "But I don't think that's true, he's just a man trying to make the world a better place" The next day, Spider-Man was swinging through the city, patrolling the streets of Manehatten, as usual. It seemed like a quiet day until he noticed a bank-robbery in progress. Spider-Man swung and saw the Scorpion run out with the money, as per usual. "Hey Scorpion!" Spider-Man got his attention, "It really stings when ya do that!" The Scorpion blasted a ball of acid from his tale at Spider-Man, which missed. "You're actually pretty bad this, Scorpion!" Spider-Man taunted, "You really got the tail end of the scorpion!" "It's funny, because we've discovered what we wanted!" The Scorpion laughed. Spider-Man put the pieces together as web-slinged back to his apartment in a rush, but he webbed up The Scorpion quickly Spider-Man desperately searched for May around his apartment, but to no avail. He checked her bedroom, the living room, the kitchen, anywhere in the house. "May! May!" Spider-Man called out to May worriedly. What kind of horrible person would take her away? Suddenly, a villain known as The Beetle crashed through Spider-Man's apartment and blasted him with an electronic ray! "Hmph, that's what you get for stealing what belongs to Filthy Rich!" The Beetle bragged. "Filthy Rich...what does he have in this?" Spider-Man asked. "That is Queen Chrysalis that you were raising!" The Beetle laughed. "That can't be...Princess Celestia blasted Queen Chrysalis during the nineties!" Spider-Man retorted. "Yes, but what you don't know is that it turned Queen Chrysalis into a baby, who was found by Filthy Rich!" The Beetle explained, "He planned on raising her as a slave to rule the world, he also brought together six villains to enforce his laws, and I've just explained the super-secret plan to you, didn't I?" "Yup!" Spider-Man confirmed as he webbed up The Beetle into a protective, threw him out the window and onto a bus, and waved. "Curse you Spider-Man!" The Beetle shouted as the bus drove away. Things were always easier for Spider-Man when the villains gave away their plan in some long, flowery monologue. "Alright...now I just gotta go to Filthy Rich's place and get back May!" Spider-Man declared to himself as began to swing towards the Filthy Rich estate. Meanwhile, at the Filthy Rich Estate, Kraven the Hunter returned, carrying May by her tail. "Queen Chrysalis, a bit young, but she is here!" Kraven the Hunter handed May to Filthy Rich. "Excellent...my daughter will enjoy this!" Filthy Rich snarled he put May into a box with little holes for her to breathe, with a small, red bow on top. (To Be Continued)
Issue #3 - Itsy Bitsty (Part 3)Issue #3 - Itsy Bitsty (Part 3) Spider-Man stealthfully sneaked onto the Filthy Rich Estate and looked through a large, stained-glass window and saw Diamond Tiara having a Birthday party. There were hundreds of different wrapped objects, ranging from the size of a thimble to the size of a piano. Spider-Man also noticed a giant, twenty layer cake topped with edible gold and the frosting was made of Richart chocolate. The strawberries on the cake were topped with liquid Delafee chocolate, and at the very top was a small statue of Diamond Tiara, which was made of pure platinum. Just in case anyone forgot, Filthy Rich and his family were, to put it, filthy rich. "How much do you wanna bet most of that stuff she doesn't need or will probably throw away?" Spider-Man thought to himself. He ducked as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon entered the room. "Yay! I'm getting so much stuff!" Diamond Tiara laughed as she saw Filthy Rich handing her a box, "What's in this?" "Your tenth gift from me" Filthy Rich smiled. Diamond Tiara looked at the box and opened it, revealing a crying May inside of it. "There is she is!" Spider-Man exclaimed to himself, as he jumped into a bush to change into a new suit. "Ohh, she's so cute!" Diamond Tiara cooed as she picked up May, who was crying. "She's very cute!" Silver Spoon laughed. "A neat little fact, this little insect was once known as Queen Chrysalis" Filthy Rich informed the two. "Seriously?" Diamond Tiara laughed at the crying May, "This ugly little bug was Queen Chrysalis?" "Yes" Filthy Rich answered, as Diamond Tiara began to tease May, making her cry more. "How dare she call my daughter an ugly bug!" Spider-Man was fuming to himself as he saw The Shocker walk into the room. "Sir, the experiments are done" The Shocker informed Filthy Rich. "Ah yes" Filthy Rich smiled, "Those five teens we kidnapped will make good servants" "I agree, and that one thing...what's it called again...oh never-mind..." The Shocker sighed as walked with Filthy Rich to his labs. Peter Parker sneaked into the mansion, dressed as a butler, which was the perfect disguise in a rich persons house. Peter Parker also pulled out what appeared to be a gun from his bag. "Alright...I gotta find that lab..." Peter Parker opened a door, revealing a grey and green laboratory that had five human-sized pods filled with a strange, green liquid. Each one had a different label, which were Kevin Trench, Tyrone Johnson, Tandy Bowen, Bonita Juarez, and Miguel Santos. Peter Parker remembered that all of these people went to school with him at Manehatten High. Kevin Trench was the emo loner, Tyrone Johnson and Tandy Bowen were an inseparable couple, Bonita Juarez ran the veterinary club, and Miguel Santos was a football player. "I see you've discovered my little servants..." Filthy Rich smiled as The Shocker knocked over Peter Parker with a vibrational air blast! "That, and I'm also here to get back my daughter!" Peter Parker exclaimed as he fired a large spider-web at The Shocker, sticking him to the ground. "What's that gun?!" Filthy Rich demanded to know. "It's not a gun! It's a recording device!" Peter Parker corrected. "Why did you bring that?!" Filthy Rich asked in confusion, as he saw a group of Helicopters swarm over the mansion. "This is S.H.I.E.L.D., Filthy Rich, you are under arrest for kidnapping and meta-human experimentation!" A S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent yelled through a megaphone, as more S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents burst through the door, tackling Silver Spoon, who was trying to escape. "Oh come on!" Filthy Rich sighed as he ran towards the door, but Peter Parker webbed him up, now in the Spider-Man suit. "You can't really run from your web of lies!" Spider-Man joked, "But I'll go save my daughter now, since you're in a sticky situation!" "Curse you, Spider-Man!" Filthy Rich growled as Spider-Man ran up to Diamond Tiaras room and knocked on the door. "What do you want?!" Diamond Tiara yelled as she opened the door, and was webbed up by Spider-Man. "Sorry, I gotta save my daughter now!" Spider-Man apologized as he picked up May, who stopped crying as soon as she saw Spider-Man. "Da-da!" May babbled as Spider-Man got out of the mansion as S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents were putting Filthy Rich, Silver Spoon, and Diamond Tiara into a armored van. The next day, Peter Parker was presenting some photos he had taken of Spider-Man finding the meta-humans and capturing Filthy Rich. "All garbage!" J. Jonah Jameson yelled, "I bet that Spider-Man was working in cahoots with Filthy Rich the whole time!" "Yes sir..." Peter Parker turned away and rolled his eyes and prepared to step out. "I know your pitiful work is over now, but why are you dressed up like a fancy man?" J. Jonah Jameson asked. "I have a date tonight" Peter Parker informed J. Jonah Jameson. "Seriously?! You, getting a date? What's her name?" J. Jonah Jameson questioned. "Coco Pommel" Peter Parker answered. A few minutes later, Peter Parker was out of the Daily Bugle building as looked at himself. He actually looked quite sharp, with his cheap tux and nice pants, and he remembered to wash them after what happened last night. Then Peter Parker remembered something and pulled out his phone and called someone. "Yes, is this Angelica Jones? Good, can I ask you for a favor?" Peter Parker asked over the phone.
Issue #4 - Date NightIssue #4 - Date Night Peter Parker was sitting at a two-chair table at the Gustav Le Grande Italian Kitchen Restaurant, waiting for his date, named Coco Pommel. Peter Parker was carrying a bunch of flowers, such as tulips, roses, and lilies. "Sorry I'm late..." Coco Pommel apologized as she sat across from Peter Parker. "It's fine, Coco" Peter Parker smiled as Peter Parker handed the bunch of flowers. "Thank you so much!" Coco Pommel eyes lit up thanked Peter Parker and hugged him, making him blush. "The same...Suri Polomare yelled at me twice today, once for getting her coffee wrong and for sowing something wrong..." Coco Pommel sighed, "How about yours?" "Same, he kept rejecting my pictures of Spider-Man" Peter Parker sighed, "He'll only use pictures of Spider-Man when he's defeated, doing something bad, or looks generally unfavorable" "That's too bad, considering your pictures are really good!" Coco Pommel complimented Peter Parker. "Thanks" Peter Parker blushed as the waiter, named Flint Marko approached the table. "Hello, I'm your waiter today..." Flint Marko groaned, "What do you want to drink!?" "Well, I'll have a Tropical Mix Drink" Coco Pommel ordered. "And I'll have the Banana-Strawberry Mix Drink" Peter Parker ordered. Flint Marko wrote down their orders and stormed back to the kitchen. "Anyways...where did you go to school?" Peter Parker asked. "Manehatten High, you?" Coco Pommel answered. "That's the same place where I went!" Peter Parker realized, "What clubs were you a part of?" "The Fashion Club, you?" Coco Pommel responded. "The Advance Chemistry Club, the Astrobiology Club, and the D and D Club" Peter Parker smiled. "Wow, you were in a lot of clubs" Coco Pommel smiled and giggled. Flint Marko returned with both drinks, still fuming back into the kitchen. "Anyways...did you have a lot of friends in school, Peter?" Coco Pommel asked. "No...not really...I was picked on a lot..." Peter Parker told Coco Pommel as he held back the bad memories. He had trouble relating to people, women in particular. It was because he liked things that other people didn't, like science, math, and history, when everyone else loved sports and girly things, like cheer-leading and sexy boys. "I understand, I was picked on a lot too..." Coco Pommel sighed, "I was a bit clumsy, and everyone made fun of me" "Coco, I think you're a very kind, sweet pony" Peter Parker smiled as Coco Pommel blushed. "And I think you're the coolest, smartest human I've ever met" Coco Pommel smiled as Peter Parker blushed. "Sorry to interrupt your romantic stupid thing, but what do you want to order?" Flint Marko interrupted their moment. "I'll have the Spaghetti and Meatball Marinara, please" Coco Pommel ordered. "And I'll have the Fettuccine Alfredo with Shrimp, please" Peter Parker ordered. "Stupid pasta stuff..." Flint Marko groaned under his breath as he walked away. "Alright...so why are you with a baby?" Coco Pommel asked Peter Parker. "Well...a friend of mine wanted me to take of his baby" Peter Parker answered holding back a tear, "He died a few days, and he was only sixty-three years old..." "Oh...I'm so sorry..." Coco Pommel apologized. "It's alright, someone would've asked eventually" Peter Parker weakly smiled. "Peter, do you think that-" "My Spider-Sense is tingling..." Peter Parker felt a disturbance coming from the kitchen. "I HATE YOU! Flint Marko roared as he his body began to become sand-like as he slammed Gustav Le Grande into a wall using his hand to make a hammer out of sand! "And that's my cue!" Peter Parker thought as he ran towards the bathroom to change into Spider-Man. Flint Marko burst through the door and began to slam patrons and staff into the ground, raging at everything in sight, until turning to Coco Pommel. "Do you like sand?" Flint Marko asked Coco Pommel as he raised his sand-hammer, until Spider-Man webbed Flint Marko's sand-hammer to a wall! "Dude, I'm grounding you!" Spider-Man wiggled his finger at Flint Marko playfully. "No! It's you who will get grounded!" Flint Marko roared as he blasted Spider-Man with sand, sending him into a table! "This is guy is gonna be hard to beat...wait!" Spider-Man exclaimed as he fired a web blast at the sprinklers, causing them to go off and turn Flint Marko into mud! Coco Pommel looked at Spider-Man, her big, blue blue eyes as grateful as one could express. Her eyes reminded him the most beautiful oceans sparkling during the day. "Thank you for saving me..." Coco Pommel thanked Spider-Man as he webbed away. Spider-Man walked into the bathroom and changed back to Peter Parker and walked up to Coco Pommel. "Are you alright?" Peter Parker asked Coco Pommel worriedly. "Yeah, I'm alright..." Coco Pommel sighed as she hugged Peter Parker lovingly. A few minutes later, the two dried off from the sprinklers and stepped outside of the Gustav Le Grande Italian Kitchen, under a lit streetlight. "Hey, I'm sorry this date was kind of a bust..." Peter Parker apologized to Coco Pommel, "I promise to make it up on our next date, alright?" "It's alright, but let's see each other again, okay?" Coco Pommel kissed Peter Parker on the cheek lovingly and walked off happily into the night. "See ya!" Peter Parker greeted her goodbye for now as he walked home, satisfied from his date. (To Be Continued)
Issue #6 - Master of Crime (Part 2)Issue #6 - Master of Crime (Part 2) "Should I tell her?" Peter Parker thought, in context to Coco Pommel. He knew that if someone figured out that Spider-Man is Peter Parker, Coco Pommel would be in danger. At the same time, Peter Parker was feeding May her breakfast, which consisted of milk, as his phone began to ring, and picked it up. "Hello Peter..." A somewhat familiar voice cackled. "Who are you?" Peter Parker asked worriedly. "You know who I am..." The voice laughed insanely, "And you know what I want!" "I'm sorry, I don't know who you are" Peter Parker answered confused, as he could hear loud jets coming from outside. Peter Parker opened his window and saw The Green Goblin standing on her glider! "NOW DIE!" The Green Goblin cackled as she burst through the window, as Peter Parker held a crying May to his chest! "Get the heck out of my home!" Peter Parker yelled as he picked up one of his web-shooters and fired a web-blast in The Green Goblin's face! "Disguising!" The Green Goblin roared as she activated the gliders machine gun, firing at Peter Parker! "I'll handle this!" Peter Parker exclaimed as he put May in a safe place and changed into Spider-Man! "I always knew that you were Spider-Man!" The Green Goblin boasted. "Then did you prepare for this?!" Spider-Man exclaimed as he punched The Green Goblin in the face! "How dare you punch a woman!" The Green Goblin roared as she threw a pumpkin-bomb at Spider-Man! "I'm not punching a woman, I'm punching a villain!" Spider-Man shouted at The Green Goblin as he used his webbing to throw the pumpkin-bomb back at The Green Goblin, throwing her out of the apartment! "I'll get you next time, Spider-Man!" The Green Goblin declared as she flew out of Spider-Man's apartment. "Thank goodness..." Spider-Man sighed as he looked over his destroyed apartment. He then looked around for May, but couldn't find her. Spider-Man looked through his apartment looking for May, but still couldn't find her! Spider-Man then saw the villain Speed-Demon, a villain with super-speed, running off with May! Spider-Man's eyes filled with rage and began to web-sling after Speed-Demon, until he couldn't see her anymore! "Spidey, wait!" Daredevil stopped Spider-Man. "Daredevil, what are you doing here?" Spider-Man asked Daredevil. "I saw what happened, and I want to help you" Daredevil told Spider-Man. Spider-Man's eyes widened in shock. "Why?" Spider-Man questioned Daredevil. "You know me, Peter, I'm always willing to help my friends out" Daredevil smiled, which almost brought tears to Spider-Man's eyes. "Thanks, now let's go get my daughter back" Spider-Man thanked Daredevil. "Anytime, but let me call up some friends first..." Daredevil smiled as he pulled out his phone... A few hours later, at the new residence of Filthy Rich, The Green Goblin came in carrying May, who was crying in her arms. "Excellent work, my daughter" Filthy Rich diabolically complimented his now goblin daughter. "Yes, and with our squad of villains, we shall conquer the world!" The Green Goblin declared as he looked at their squad of villains, which consisted of The Vulture, Speed-Demon, The Scorpion, Electro, The Rhino, Molten-Man, The Looter, Kraven the Hunter, and herself. "What should we call them?" Filthy Rich asked. "Perhaps the Nasty Nine?" Electro suggested. "Or the Stopped Sinister!" Spider-Man added as he burst through a wall! "You again! You're foolish to have come alone!" The Green Goblin declared. "Well, if you look soon, I'm not alone" Spider-Man countered as eight other figures appeared before Spider-Man, which consisted of Daredevil, Iron Fist, White Tiger, Nova, Valkyrie, Darkhawk, Firestar, and Namora! "I told you that I'd bring some friends" Daredevil smiled, pulling out his billy-club. "Spider-Man, your cause is honorable" Iron Fist added, as he began to charge his fists with chi-energy. "Finally, something new to do!" White Tiger smiled, releasing her claws. "So...how long are these guys going to last against us?" Nova asked, charging cosmic-beams. "Aye, we shall defeat thy evil foe!" Valkyrie exclaimed as she pulled out Dragonfang, her personal sword. "Someone to test my wings against..." Darkhawk smiled, preparing his wings. "We're here to help, Spidey!" Firestar declared as she began to create microwave radiation. "This is going to be fun!" Namora happily declared as she pulled out cracked her knuckles. "Alright, let's go...what should we call ourselves?" Spider-Man asked. "We don't need a name..." Darkhawk sighed. "We doth need a name!" Valkyrie declared. "How about...The Defenders?" Daredevil suggested. "Sounds good to me!" Spider-Man decided, "Now Defenders, let's get them!" "Stop them!" The Green Goblin ordered her villains as she flew off with Spider-Man in pursuit! Electro summoned a blast of lightning, but Valykrie jumped and absorbed the lightning with Dragonfang! The Scorpion jumped as Iron Fist punched him in the stomach! Speed Demon charged but Firestar blasted him with a blast of microwave-radiation! The Rhino began to rampage as Nova blasted him with a cosmic-beam! Kraven the Hunter and White Tiger began to claw at each other, while Molten Man was extinguished by Namora! The Vulture flew after Spider-Man but was dive-bombed by Darkhawk! Daredevil finally squared off with Looter, and now Spider-Man was chasing after The Green Goblin! "I'm getting my daughter back!" Spider-Man declared as he webbed on The Green Goblin, determined to get his daughter back! (To Be Continued)
Issue #7 - Master of Crime (Part 3)Issue #7 - Master of Crime (Part 3) Spider-Man web-slinged after The Green Goblin, until he managed to shoot a concussive web-blast at her back, causing her to look back in anger. This was the last time that she would some guy in a spider costume to ruin her day! "Why would you want to save this monster?!!" The Green Goblin roared, still holding a crying May. Spider-Man's eyes began to fire up as breathed in and out, preparing to say something. "Seriously? You're calling the innocent baby a monster when you're the one kidnapping the baby, trying to kill her father, destroying property, and throwing pumpkin bombs, and you think that May is the monster in all of this?" Spider-Man asked The Green Goblin , "Are you sure it's not the other way around? Maybe you're the monster? Maybe you're the goblin?" "She's Chrysalis!" The Green Goblin roared, "I'd put her to a better use, my father has plans for her!" "Because you and your father, Mr. Filthy and little goblin you have totally good, not stupid, cliched, or overused plans!" Spider-Man sarcastically remarked. "You dare use sarcasm against me!" The Green Goblin snarled and threw a pumpkin-bomb at Spider-Man! Spider-Man dodged and laughed. "Also, Imagez Comics called, they want their stupid-looking outfit back!" Spider-Man added. "That's it! If you want your daughter back, you can have her!" The Green Goblin declared as she dropped May, but Darkhawk caught May in the nick of time! The Green Goblin then threw a pumpkin bomb at Darkhawk, causing him to drop May, who was caught again by The Green Goblin! "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Chrysalis to raise!" The Green Goblin laughed as she noticed a man in a black and magenta suit jump at her! "NOT TODAY!" An angry voice rang out as Kaine jumped out, grabbed The Green Goblin, and lay his Mark of Kaine on The Green Goblin, and dropped down! "I got her!" Spider-Man exclaimed as he caught May, who stopped crying as soon as she saw Spider-Man's face. "Thanks for saving my daughter, uh...what's your name?" Spider-Man asked Kaine. Kaine looked at Spider-Man and blinked. "They call me...Kaine..." Kaine introduced himself, constantly raising and lowering his voice. "My face!!" The Green Goblin shrieked in pain as she flew off to parts unknown in disgrace and humiliation! "Want me to chase her down?" Darkhawk asked, struggling to get up. "Nah, she can't do anything to us anymore" Spider-Man told Darkhawk, and then looked at Kaine. "Who are you?" Kaine asked Spider-Man. "I'm Spider-Man" Spider-Man introduced himself "Alright, Defenders, we've rounded up and captured the villains" Daredevil told the group, who began to approach Spider-Man and Darkhawk. "So...since we're the Defenders now, should we stay together?" Namora asked. "That sounds like a good idea to me" Firestar answered. "I agree" Iron Fist added. "Me too!" White Tiger added. "Sure, it sounds like fun" Nova also added. "Count me in!" Namora counted herself. "Aye, then I shall join this new team!" Valkyrie declared. "I'm staying with this group" Daredevil smiled. "Me too!" Darkhawk added. "And I'll stay too" Spider-Man declared, holding May. "Then today shall be known as the day the Defenders formed" Daredevil announced. Spider-Man smiled but noticed Kaine walking away. "Hey Kaine!" Spider-Man called out to Kaine, "Do you want to join us?" Kaine stopped and looked at the Defenders, and walked over to them, a bit more calm then before. "Fine..." Kaine took the offer. "Alright, well, Defenders, let's build a base!" Spider-Man declared as the Defenders began to trek back to Manehatten. A few hours later, the group had found a small, abandoned military base. Spider-Man looked around for a power-switch, and began to turn on the power. "It's no Stark Tower, but it'll do" Nova smiled as he, Namora, Iron Fist, and White Tiger began cleaning. Kaine, Daredevil, Valkyrie, and Firestar began to start the technology in the base and re-purpose old machines. After the work was done, Spider-Man decided to go visit Coco Pommel, to tell her something. Spider-Man ringed her doorbell and waited for her to awsner the door, to which she did. "Spider-Man? Why are you here?" Coco Pommel asked Spider-Man. "Well...there's something I need to tell you, Coco" Spider-Man sighed as he took off his mask, "Spider-Man and Peter Parker are the same person" Coco Pommel looked in shock. She didn't know what to feel, but she knew one thing that still remained true. "I still love you, Peter" Coco Pommel hugged Spider-Man and began to kiss him. "Also, I need a place to stay with May, my daughter" Spider-Man informed Coco Pommel. "Sure! My home can be our home" Coco Pommel smiled. Suddenly, a flash of light appeared in the sky. Coco Pommel felt something inside of her...changing. Her body began to morph, her hooves turning into hands, her face turning human, and the rest of her body became a human! "Coco!" Spider-Man exclaimed as he held onto her. "Peter...I...still...love you..." Coco Pommel cried but smiled as they kissed a bit more easily, not noticing that others on the block, in the neighborhood, the county, the state, the country, and even the world. Ponies were now on the endangered species list, and one thing caused this event. (To Be Continued in "Equestrian Avengers" and " Equestrian Spider-Man and the Defenders")
Issue #5 - Master of Crime (Part 1)Issue #5 - Master of Crime (Part 1) Filthy Rich, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon sat in the S.H.I.E.L.D. prison, bored as can be. Diamond Tiara was definitely the whiner of the group. "Daddy, when's that guy supposed to show up?" Diamond Tiara asked impatiently. "My acolytes will be here soon..." Filthy Rich looked at his watch. "Sorry, you two won't be going anywhere" A S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent informed the trio, as a large amount of mist began to slip into the room. "They're here..." Filthy Rich smiled Electro, a villain who can control electricity, came up from behind the guard, shocking him! "Now we're just waiting for The Rhino and Boomerang" Electro told the trio as The Rhino broke the wall of the prison. "Let's go!" The Rhino commanded Filthy Rich, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon, who loaded up a large, black armored vehicle. "Rhino, Electro, you come with us!" Filthy Rich told the two, "Boomerang, go to Manehatten and make a distraction!" "Yes sir!" Boomerang obeyed as Electro and The Rhino loaded up into the black armored vehicle, and Boomerang escaped on a motorcycle. Meanwhile, at Peter Parker's apartment, Peter Parker was cradling a sleeping May in his arms, singing a little lullaby for her, rocking her peacefully as Peter Parker's phone rang. "Hello?" Peter Parker answered the phone. "Peter Parker, there is a bank robbery going on!" J. Jonah Jameson yelled at Peter Parker, "I want you to get some pictures of it! Get ones of Spider-Man being beaten, which is good because he probably is the one robbing the bank!" "Alright, I'm heading over there" Peter Parker answered as he began to change into Spider-Man, he put May in her crib and then swung out of his apartment and to the bank. At the bank, Boomerang burst through the bank window, throwing an explosive boomerang into the bank, but Spider-Man caught it with a web-string, and threw it back at Boomerang, knocking him over with the explosion! "Well, it's a boomerang, so it should come back to you!" Spider-Man informed Boomerang. "That was my only exploding boomerang!" Boomerang whined as he threw three extra-sharp boomerangs, which Spider-Man dodged, but his back was scraped by one of them, cutting part of his suit! "Ow..." Spider-Man thought to himself as he fired a web-blast at Boomerang, trapping him against a wall! "I can easily cut myself out!" Boomerang boasted. "Really?" Spider-Man smiled as he webbed up Boomerang's hands and mouth, whistling the whole time. Spider-Man then took out his camera and took some pictures of the webbed-up Boomerang, and then left, leaving Boomerang in the hands of the police. A few minutes later, Peter Parker returned to the Daily Bugle, and showed J. Jonah Jameson the photos. "Garbage!" J. Jonah Jameson scoffed, "All of these pictures show Boomerang defeated, you were supposed to get pictures of Spider-Man being defeated!" "Sorry, sir..." Peter Parker apologized. As soon as work ended, Peter Parker headed to his apartment. He smiled at May and began to feed her milk from her bottle. "Sometimes, I don't know what's worse" Peter Parker told as he finished feeding May, "Being injured by a villain or being chewed out by your boss" "Da-da!" May babbled. "She's so innocent, there's no way she could be Queen Chrysalis" Peter Parker thought as May drifted off to sleep. Somewhere, in the depths of the forests of New Colt, a large-sized mansion-laboratory was the new operating grounds of Filthy Rich. "Diamond Tiara, I need to ask you to do something for me" Filthy Rich told Diamond Tiara. "What is it?" Diamond Tiara questioned her father. "I need you to become a human" Filthy Rich smiled. "No way!" Diamond Tiara responded horrified. "Please, it's the only way to defeat Spider-Man" Filthy Rich begged his daughter. "Fine..." Diamond Tiara moaned as the two walked down to a small laboratory. "The Pony to Goblin formula is done, Mr. Rich" Dr. Alistair Smythe informed Filthy Rich. "Excellent..." Filthy Rich looked at Diamond Tiara, "Are you ready?" "Yes!" Diamond Tiara complained. Dr. Alistair Smythe went over to Diamond Tiara, and injected all of the Pony to Goblin Formula into her. Diamond Tiara looked at herself as she changed from a young mare to a young adult human, around age twenty-one. Then she felt a rush of power flowing through her body, changing her, warping her. "Are you alright, my little daughter?" Filthy Rich asked Diamond Tiara. "Yes, father..." Diamond Tiara smiled psychotically, "I'm ready to destroy Spider-Man!" "The thing is, we need to run some tests on you so that you are able to kill Spider-Man" Dr. Alistair Smythe told Diamond Tiara, "After that, I'll give you the tools needed" "Fine...but first...I need to do somethings..." Diamond Tiara answered as she began to cut her hair and made it appear she had two horns made of hardened hair, and also put on a masquerade mask. She also put on a green and black leather-suit, along with green and black gloves. "I think I'll change the formula name to The Green Goblin Formula..." Dr. Alistair Smythe smiled. "What did you do to her?!" Diamond Tiara demanded to know. "Well...I made her into a Green Goblin, you could say!" Dr. Alistair Smythe laughed as he opened up a room filled with weapons, such as Pumpkin Bombs, a bat-shaped Goblin Glider, hallucinogenic-gas bombs, and electric-charged gloves. (To Be Continued)
