"Zzzzz, Nighhh, Zzzzzz" Pinkie was snoring like a horse, quite literally and with a strange enthusiasm as if she was pretending to be asleep. Her pet alligator, Gummy, walked up, opening his mouth wide and the ear-shattering sound of an alarm clock came out of it.
Pinkie jumped up impossibly quick with the most enormous smile on her face.

"MORNIN’ GUMMY! O-M-G! GASP! IT'S-A NEW SCHOOL YEAR WHICH MEANS NEW FRIENDS AND A FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL PARTY!" She continued on, speaking her words so quickly that they could not be understood and bouncing around with a level of energy no human could contain. Gummy stared blankly until he gave up, walking off to the kitchen.

"OH! Good idea Gummy, can't have fun on an empty stomach! Also, Maud might want to see me before she goes." She just dashed like a roadrunner to the kitchen, leaving gummy behind.
Downstairs there was an emo looking girl, Maud was sitting at the dining room table enjoying a cup of coffee and a bit exhausted. Pinkie practically warped into view next to Maud.

"GOOD MORNING MAUD,” she emphasized the way she said the word good as if nothing could possibly make the morning a bad one.

“OH TODAY IS GOING TO BE GREAT, NEW SCHOOL YEAR, I HAVE A PARTY TO PLAN, I WILL SEE NEW FRIENDS, AND QWHUDAWHFHERHDVBJEBRG...WHICH WILL BE GREAT...OH AND..."

Maud put her hand over Pinkie's mouth and said in a dull tone "You’re not wearing any clothes and you haven’t had breakfast. Are you planning to be late?

Pinkie looked at herself and saw she was just in her pink undies "Opps! Be right back!" She sped off and maybe this is an exaggeration, but in about two seconds later, she was in the same spot and dressed in her school uniform.

Pinkie wore a white short-sleeved collared shirt which fit perfectly. Over it was a grey sweater vest which cutely complimented her body type. It had the school symbol over it which was the sun with a crescent moon behind it. The grey skirt went conservatively toward past the knees, but almost as if to negotiate the length, it had cute ruffles going around it. Pinkie wasn’t the type to go with the dull grey. She also had balloon shaped earrings with confetti in her long curly hair. There was also cute button pinned expressing her interests on her sweater vest, mostly with a theme of pink and her shoes were pink and sparkly, possibly bejeweled by her.

"Ahem! As I was saying..." Almost as if it was some kind of tv show, the reader’s focus shifted back toward Pinkie as a camera would and not her clothes, especially not those distractingly sparkling pink shoes. Pinkie breathed in, preparing to continue her monologue when Maud stopped her there "Should eat something and hurry to school if you want your plans to happen." With a quick glance at the clock, it was back to full speed for Pinkiepie.

"Right! Sorry I will do that! Time-to-eat!", Pinkie said while she had already started eating. Maud stared at the scene for a while before sighing and reading a book that appeared out of nowhere. It had a title about rocks.

FLASHBACK

In the wheat fields of Iowa, Pinkiepie was staring up at the clear blue sky. "Huhhhh" She was bored out of her mind, for her whole life she lived an Amish lifestyle as did the rest of her family. Well except her older sister, Maud who left to study rocks and that caused a whole schism with her family. Pinkie however missed Maud and wished she had gone with her, Anything would be better than life on a wheat farm and tending horses.

Marble, who was Pinkie’s twin approached Pinkie. With the rustling of the grass, Pinkie knew to turn to Marble who couldn’t speak but could still be understood by Pinkie. In this case, though, Pinkie didn’t know why Marble had come for her.

"Ma and Pa are looking for me to finish my chores no doubt." Pinkie sighed. Her words were a huge statement with no sense of question in them. Marble just nodded to her.

Pinkie dragged herself up dusting off her grey dress, "You know Marble, what I think life here is like." She took a deep breath and shouted at the top of her lungs so the whole world could hear "LIFE HERE IS JUST BORING!" after that she just fell back down staring at the sky, almost wanting to cry. "I just wish I could be with Maud. Maybe she is having a whole lot more fun, enjoying parties every day, and care for a pet gator like what I would do." Marble just sat down and gave her sister a hug. Pinke comforted her.

"Oh, I know you would miss me. After all, you are the greatest little sister in the world. Well, you’re my only little sister, but still, you are the greatest" Pinkie started to pet Marble on the head, and as she did, she stared blankly at her surrounding, too familiar and too bored of it. Marble then put a piece of paper into Pinkie's lap. Pinkie looked at it and saw it was a letter from Maud saying that she has got a room for her AND Marble to live with her. "Wait how did you get Maud to take you and me, and I thought you liked living here?" Marble shook her head and gave her a sad looking stare. Almost as if to say that she would be happy going anywhere if it made Pinkie happy too.

Pinkie looked back, she stood up and proclaimed with great vigor, "Then you and I, Marble, shall join our sister! If this makes us outcasts to our family and community then so be it! There really is more to this world, isn’t there. It’s what you hear about in the storybooks. It’s why we are leaving too!" Marble just clapped seeing her sister glad. Pinke then looked at her little sister
"By the way, Marble, how are we going to get to Maud anyway!?"

TODAY

"And THEN I had to kill (suspenseful pause) The Griiiiim Reaper with King Arthur’s legendary sword, returning Marble’s soul back to her body!"

"I know the whole thing. Honestly! You know you could have sent a letter so I could have picked you up" Maud sighed. It was about her thousandth times hearing that story already.

"Yes I know, but I always like talking about it since it was the first thing I ever did off the farm! Oh! Hey, Marble didn't see you there?" Marble just woke up in her school uniform, same as Pinkie’s minus accessories.

"Well, seeing as you two are up, best hurry to school." Maud spoke to her sisters.

"True, let's go Marble don't want to miss out on making new friends! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a special someone" Pinkie teased and even added a wink at the end. Marble tried to hide her blushing from the statement.

Both sisters went outside hoping into the bus which arrived at the perfect time. They took their seat next to a particular dark-skinned girl who had long dark blue hair and a hairband with a similar color to her hair, except for two stripes on it which were purple and pink. As Pinkie was walking toward her, she noticed that she was wearing purple and dark purple striped socks. Hmmm, maybe stripes was a thing with her. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie, and this is Marble. She is younger by five minutes and twenty-three point eighty-five seconds. I see we are going to the same school so I was wondering if we can be friends. Oh AND I should invite you to this BIIIIIIG party I’m having!" she went on like that for half an hour. The dark haired girl let her go on; she wasn’t used to conversing as much and didn’t know when she could speak with Pinkie going on like that.

Finally, there was a silence. Almost in an uncertain way, she said, “Umm, my name is Twilight Sparkle.” Pinkie’s eyes lit up, and she was about to start talking when the bus creaked to a stop and let out a puff sound.

Author's Note

Damn it, even in real life stories pinke just goes against the laws of the univesre