The Burning Crusader: Burning Ranger!

Youtube Video

(Music Starts)

“BURN BRIGHT! SWORD OF RED LOTUS!”

Amy channeled all of her magical energy within herself towards her sword. With just a swing of her sword the soldiers that were surrounding her were covered in flames and were burned to ashes within a matter of seconds. When the flames died out what stood there was Amy and piles of ashes that used to be Nightmare Moons followers.

“You think you can defeat me and my army of darkness!?”

“Oh I don’t think.” Amy charged at five more of Nightmare Moon soldiers, and began to slice & dice pass them. “I know so bitch.”

“.......I’m gonna enjoy killing you and mounting your head over my fireplace.” Nightmare Moon snapped her fingers ordering more of her soldiers to attack Amy.

“I like to see you try!” Amy jumped into the air avoiding some of the soldiers coming at her. Some of the ponies jumped into the air as well heading towards Amy hoping to catch her off guard. But unfortunately for them Amy saw this coming and was hoping they would do that. “Got you now you bastards! “Sword Fire!!!” Amy swung her sword downwards sending a wave of fire at her enemies, burning some of Nightmare Moon’s soldiers to ashes. As the flame made contact with the ground, an explosion came and scattered away or killed some of the soldiers.

“Alright who’s next to get burned?”

Two soldiers try to challenge the blazing heart with their swordplay, but was easily parried away by her swordplay. “Nice try, but you’ll need to do better than that if you want to be a match for me. “Scaldic Sword!!!” Amy charged forwards after the parry and slashed at the two ponies leaving two huge burning X shape marks on their chests. More ponies started to charge after her hoping to at least deal some kind of damage to her, but like she did with the two ponies that attacked her she parried away some of their attack and counters with Scaldic Sword or fireworks.

Most of the ponies were amazed at what they were looking at. This creature was taking out each of Nightmare Moon soldiers one by one like they were nothing. To them it was like watching a movie of a master swordsmen fighting an army single handedly without breaking a sweat. Some of the young colts & fillies started to cheer for the blazing heart like she was like a superhero to them. “Less than a few hours and I already have fans.”

“Is that the best you got!?” Amy asked as she pointed her claymore at Nightmare Moon. “The humans back home fight better then you lot!”

“*Snort* I wouldn’t get too cocky creature.” She said while snapping her fingers.

“Oh and why is tha-?” Before Amy could finish asking, the ground under her started to glow bright dark. In a matter of seconds the ground under her started to give way and caused and explosion. Amy was send back a few inches away as her fire from her hand died off.

“You cheating bitch!” Amy yelled flipping Nightmare Moon the middle finger. “I’m gonna falcon punch you in the vag for that!”

“I’m evil you idiot, villains are suppose to do fight like that.”

“No they don’t cheatty mic cheater pants!” Yelled Pinkie Pie while holding a sign saying “Kick her flank Amy!”

“I AM NIGHTMARE MOON! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT YOU WORTHLESS WORMS!!!”

“Well it still counts as cheating.” Amy turned her attention towards the ponies in town hall. “Am I right ponies?”

“YEAH!”

“See cheater, you’re cheating.”

Nightmare Moon’s eye started to twitch. “Were you dropped on your head when you were just a little filly?”

“No, but I did get hit in the head by rocks and other blunt object when I get into fights.”

“......How do you function?”

“Hey I function just like anypony else. I pay my taxes one leg at a time.”

“......I’m going to kill you, I’m going to kill you like drowning a sack full of dumb puppies.”

Amy and Fluttershy gasped in union. “What? Why would you drown cute adorable puppies?”

"Because they're cute and cuddly that's why?" She replied.

“Are you coming onto me?”

“.............Kill her……....kill her slowly and painful.” Nightmare Moon order, as two ponies started to charge at Amy with swords in their hands. Amy tried to move out of the way, but due to the sudden sneak attack from Nightmare Moon’s trap she was unable to move at the moment.

“Oh this is so gonna hurt more then the time I fell off the roof of the school.” Amy closed her eyes waiting for the attack to hit her, but to her surprise she didn’t feel it. The blazing heart open her eyes to see two holes in the chest of the ponies that were about to kill her.

This took Nightmare Moon and everypony by surprise as she looked at Amy. “What kind of trickery is this worm!?”

“Hey don’t look at me bubblebutt. I don’t even know what just happen.”

“This is just like you Amy. One minute you’re minding your own business.” Said a familiar voice from on top of the roof of the abandon house.

“Then the next thing I know, I find you gotten yourself in trouble. It’s high school all over again.”

“Whoa there’s two Twilights!?” Said Rainbow Dash looking at her Twilight and the look a like. “Great just what we need, another egghead.”

“P-Professor Lumina!?” Amy yelled. “W-What the hell are you doing here?”

“Been trying to find you silly. You went missing for about five years after the graduation party at school.” Amelia said as she show her a newspaper. “Daughter of famous treasure hunter James Anderson gone missing. Locals say they saw her go into a store then disappeared after she left.”

“Wow guess time flows differently here then back home huh?”

“From what I can tell yeah pretty much.”

“So how the hell are you doing here anyway?”

“The same way you came to this land of technicolor cuteness. After the police all off the five year long search, I decided to do some investigation of my own and started asking folk around town if they heard anything weird or something. So far I been getting rumors about people going missing after buying some kind of outfit or item from a person dressed like a shady merchant. So like the scientist I am I decided to test this rumor out and buy this lab coat from him. Moments later a blinding light came out of nowhere and boom here I am.”

“Well…..that would explain how I got here.”

“So care tell me what’s going on here?”

“Long story short, saving this town from an evil pony that wants to take over the world.”

“Seriously? Does she even know that won’t end so well when she fails?”

“I’m pretty sure she’s not that smart to realize it.”

        Nightmare Moon was getting annoyed by the two displaced human talking while insulting her. It was bad enough that Amy was insulting her, now she being insulted by a look alike Twilight this was the last straw. As the the two Displaced Humans continue their talk/insults, Nightmare moon took a deep breath and yelled. “EXCUSE ME WORMS!” They both stopped talking and looked at Nightmare Moon. “If you two are done talking with each other, care to explain who you are?” She said pointing a finger at Lumina.

“The names Professor Lumina Rosencaster. Amy’s somewhat insane teacher/friend. Judging by the way you are I take it you met Amy?”

“Unfortunately yes which I am regretting at the moment.” Nightmare said rubbing her temples.

“You’ll get used to it.”

“Hey! It’s not my fault she can’t handle my awesomeness.”

“By awesomeness you mean you being a dumbass the sure let’s go with that.”

“ENOUGH!!!” Nightmare Moon burst into a fit of anger as her mane started to erupt out dark magic. “I don’t know who you are and I don’t care. All I do care is killing you and that other creature along with everypony in this stupid town!” Nightmare Moon order her soldier to charge at the two humans. “Kill them before something stupid happens!”

“Crap this won’t end well. Any ideas Lumina?” Asked Amy who hands were cover in flames getting ready to fire at the ponies charging at them.

“I got one.” Lumina walked in front of the blazing heart as she pressed a button while aiming at the charging ponies. “Hope you like eating electromagnetic energy?” She asked as she fired a beam of electromagnetic beam of energy at the soldiers. Nightmare Moon saw this and summon a magical barrier to protect her from the attack. One minute later the blast started to fade away revealing the soldiers either still standing or on the ground with burns on them. Needless to say they were pretty much dead.

“......Okay we need have talk later on, because I’m starting to think you’re not a normal teacher.”

“I might have been a secret agent before I retired and became a professor.” Lumina said with a sheepish smile on her face. “But for now I’m out of this fight for an hour or two.”

“How come?”

“Because after frying pretty much all those ponies with a beam like that, it’ll take two hours for my gun to cool down. Plus this was the only weapon I could make in short notice, this place doesn’t have that much tech so I had to make do with what I got.”

“That actually make sense.”

“Anyway I’ll try to help you from the sideline as much as can. Try not to get yourself killed please?” Lumina said as she pulled out a medical kit from off her back. “Till then I’ll go attend to the injured ponies.”

“Okay you do that.” Amy said as she turned her attention towards Nightmare Moon. ”Well then Moonbutt, it looks like it’s just you and me now.”

“It would appear so.” Nightmare Moon’s horn glowed as she summoned a magical scythe from her mane, and grabbed it with her right hand.

“Oh that’s an interesting weapon, I wouldn’t mind adding that to my collection.” Amy said as she charged at the Nightmarish pony.

“The only thing I’ll be collecting is your head fool!” She said as she charged at Amy.

*CLANG!!!*

        Was the sound that was made when their weapons collided with each other. Both fighters jumped back as Amy fired fireworks at Nightmare Moon. Nightmare Moon deflected the attack sending them off into different directions, then counterattack with magical beam. Amy saw the attack coming at her, she didn’t have time to dodge so she did the next best thing. “Stoic-Strong!” She yelled as the blast hit her dead on. Normally that would of hurt, but thanks stoic strong’s super armor ability it did little to no damage. Nightmare Moon was stunned for a moment to see the creature was still standing.

“Ha! Bet you weren’t expecting that did ya?” Amy said as she flipped Nightmare Moon the middle finger.

“That was only just one of my spells you little worm!” Nightmare Moon’s horn started to glow as it started to levitate pieces of debris. “Let’s see how well you do against THIS!” With that she started throwing pieces of debris at Amy.

“Great it’s dodgeball all over again.” Amy thought as she barrel rolled out of the way. “Only this time it involves flying objects trying to kill me!” Amy jumped into the air as the second assault and landed onto a house. “Eat this!” Amy yelled firing a firework at Nightmare Moon, but was deflected by her scythe. “Dammit!” Nightmare Moon threw pieces of broken window at the blazing heart, but was melted into nothing when fired another firework at it.

“Heh not bad for a creature of unknown origin. It would be a shame to have somepony like you to die by my hands.”

“Ha! What makes you think you can-.” Amy felt a slight change around herself as she looked down to see the same trap that Nightmare Moon pulled earlier under herself again. “You mother-.” The magic circle exploded sending Amy flying through six abandon buildings.

*CRASH*

“Ugh….*Cough! Cough!*....I really starting to hate that bitch.” Amy spat up some blood as she tried to pull herself from the wall she was stuck in. “Oh sure I get kicked in the stomach and sent flying 40 to 50 feet, and now I’m injured? What a load of bitch!”

“Now that I have beaten some sense into you.” Nightmare Moon said as she appeared in front of Amy. “I’ll ask you once again, will you join me in taking over Equestria?”

“Why should I?” Amy asked.

Because if you haven’t notice you’re pretty much banged up and have no other way of survival.”

“52.”

“....What?”

“Oh don’t mind me, please continue with what you are about to say.”

“Okay...anyway you have no other choice creature. Look at yourself, your beat up, tired, bleeding, and possibly on the verge of passing out.”

“145.”

“And this is the price on must pay when becoming a so called hero. Is this what you want? To throw your life away just because it’s the right thing to do?”

“55.”

“No. What you’re doing is stupid.”

“66.”

“I mean what’s wrong with being evil? It’s not like being good makes a difference, you still killing somepony because they are a threat.”

“67.”

“Okay that’s it what the buck are you doing?”

“It’s a little hobby of mine, I hear these “Turn to the darkside” speeches so often I started making mental notes of when I hear certain lines.”

“......Are you this bucking stupid? Don’t you realize the situation you are in?”

“Your point?”

“.....You must be either really brave or really stupid for you to take this fight lightly.”

“100.”

“Making light of this only proves that you are trying to buy yourself time to recover.”

“99.”

“Stop making light of this you stupid motherbucker!”

“277.”

“OH YEAH!! WELL I’M GONNA…..BUCK YOUR FACE!!!”

“Oh-ho my,my,my that certainly is something crazy….10.”

*BOOM!!!*

“I’m having a weird sense of dejavu.” Amy said as she was sent flying back toward Town Hall.

(Music Ends)