Can I Adjust To This Colorful New Life?

Chapter 3: The Muffin Mare

Thankfully the orange colored apple farmer held up her promise like you hoped she would, and the next morning you saw a purple Unicorn in your room, with her always helpful assistant at her side. "So, Applejack said that there was something you needed me for?" Twilight said the second she had found a comfortable place to sit. Luckily you had spent more of the night thinking about what to say, and hoping that she wouldn't brush you off as a mad-stallion, you bring yourself to say it. "I'm not from here, or even from this world, I went to bed one night, and woke up here, in the middle of Winter Wrap-Up, as a Pegasus, and I think the only pony who knows how to fix this, is the Princess," you take a deep breath, "since she is all powerful and may have run into this before during here long reign as the ruler of Equestria." Surprisingly, Twilight had stayed calm throughout the whole thing, which couldn't be said for Spike, who had decided to help himself to the muffins Ditsy brought you the night before. He his hand had stopped midway from the plate and his mouth, with more than one muffin in it's grasp. "Uh, Twi, I think this guy's insane, because there's noway he could be from another planet, and still be a perfectly normal pony." was all Spike could say, looking like he was about the call the mental ward and say they let a patient out at some point. Twilight, apparently unfazed by his outburst, simply asked him to write a letter to Princess Celestia, requesting her help in a very unusual issue.

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After about an hour or so of talking with Twilight about random things, ranging from magic, to science, to facts about Earth, Celestia appeared, as if on cue, as you were just about to eat the last muffin. "My dearest student, what is it that has made you ask for my interference, as I know you can usually handle these incidents on your own" says Celestia in her calm, yet commanding voice, which almost makes you want to bow down before her. Then she notices you, and since you have absolutely no idea what to do, you offer up the muffin, which she gladly takes. While Celestia elegantly eats the muffin, you relay your story to her, much calmer than you had when you had told it to Twilight, and at then end, you got the worst news of your life. "I have no idea what would have cause this to happen, my child, but I can offer you residence in my kingdom until we can figure out what has happened." she says as she quickly finishes off what little was left of the muffin, "If it is any consolation, I'm sure Twilight would be happy to help you get used to life around Ponyville."

You immediately regretted eating 3 muffins before she had shown up, because the sudden news that you were now going to be forced to live in Equestria causes you to vomit. Thankfully Twilight had caught on to what was happening and was now levitating a trash can in front of your face.

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Later that afternoon the medical staff deemed you healthy enough to leave, and as you trotted away, you saw a familiar grey Pegasus flying towards you, so you called out to her, "Ditzy, it's me, the guy you were bringing muffins for! I was just let out, thanks for the muffins, they were delicious!" Thankfully you caught her attention, and she glided down to you, with a very sad look on her face. "I'm so sorry, I just didn't see you under that tree, and when Rainbow said that you could get very, very sick, I was so worried that I thought that if I made you muffins they would help you, since it was all my-" was all Ditzy was allowed to blurt out before a hoof to her mouth, your hoof, made her calm down. Seeing that she was still a bit shaken up, and not knowing what to say, you foolishly decided to give her a hug, which even surprised you a little. "Oh, uh..." Ditzy said as you let her go, "Thanks for not being mad at me. I was wondering if maybe you wanted to stay at my house? Rainbow said you're not from here, so if you don't have anywhere to go..." That was all Ditzy had managed to say before realizing what she was saying, and promptly blushing. Knowing that Twilight wouldn't know that you'd been released, you decided to go with Ditzy to her home, and spend the night.

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After learning that Ditzy is not only cute, but single, something you note in the back of your mind, you find that she actually does fairly well for herself, despite only being a mailmare, You guessed that with no fillies to take care of she has a lot of extra income, but you decide not to ask, just so you don't run the risk of stepping on any landmines hidden in her past. By the time you and Ditzy made it too her place it was already late evening, and so she decided to make some dinner for the two of you. Unsurprisingly it was muffins, but not the same as the ones you had at the hospital, something she apparently noticed when she gave you your plate. "These are blueberry muffins, I only make them for special occasions, which don't happen very often, which is why I'm so happy that you're okay!" she explains, "Since you're the first pony I've ever hurt that has wanted to talk to me again, other than Rainbow, and you're also the first stallion I've ever invited into my house!" That last thing makes you blush a little bit, as it almost makes it sound like you two were dating, or that there would be something else happening later on.

Of course you wouldn't be able to do it, still having the mindset of a human, but you entertain the idea of possibly finding love in Ponyville, maybe even in this slightly off Pegasus. Almost as if on cue, you feel something lean on you, from the same side Ditzy had been on before her slightly flirtatious comment. Then you hear her say, "Oh, can you call me Derpy if you want to, only my closet friends can call me that." Then you realize what was leaning on you, her. You've heard the saying "When in Rome", but this is pushing it, even for a brony.

The you get the worst idea ever, of all a time. It won't be that bad to sleep with her like this

No the story isn't getting into a sexual zone, just Ditzy/Derpy being her usual silly self

(But remember, this does have a romance tag!)