Author's Note

Warning! The Titan is going to be foul. If you do not read this and find yourself offended in any way, shape, or form, do not come crying to me, this is rated Mature for many reasons. And with that. I hope you enjoy the chapter. Let me know if you see something wrong!

And a description of the two new guardians will come in next chapter.

Shits gonna go down... Don't look at me like that. Why do you think this is censored?

Friends Forever

As the Titan and the Warlock stood there, staring at their unconscious friend, the Titan spoke up.

"So... What the fuck now?"

"Well we found him..." The Warlock said. His voice light and calming.

"Yeah, I can see that, but how do we get back?"

The Warlock didn't reply. He didn't have an answer.

"Great. So we find him and we're stranded with him?!" The Titan shouted as he walked over to a tree and punched it. Lightning shot from his fist and carved through it. Breaking a chunk of it off and making it fly.

"Calm down. I do believe we have guests." The Warlock said, gesturing with his head to the group of ponies, most of them still trying to wake up.

As the two watched the ponies, the Warlock turned and looked at his surroundings.

"This place is fascinating." He had a hand on the chin of his helmet. "I can feel the light, it's here, but dormant." He muttered.

The Titan watched as a large white pony walked up to him.

"Greetings." It said. "I am Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria." She raised a hoof to him. He looked down at the hoof and looked back up to Celestia.

"Yeah, hey." He decided not to shake the hoof, it was basically the equivalent of shaking someones foot. So many germs. He saw that a smaller dark blue one was coming up from behind her.

"No sense of formalities? Shake her hoof Guardian."

"Hell no, I ain't shakin' your foot. I have no clue what you stepped in." Both of the Alicorns were flustered by the remark.

"I assure you, I haven't stepped in anything." Celestia said.

"Yeah no, still not shaking it." Celestia put her hoof back down and backed away.

"You'll have to forgive my friend here. He is kind of a clean freak." The Warlock said, putting a hand on his Titan friend.

"You try to fight an army of Cabal with diarrhea because someone gave you a bug." A look of disgust made its way onto both Luna's and Celestia's face.

"That was one time! And I'm pretty sure it was the food that made you sick."

Everything went silent. As the other ponies joined, the Titan looked at Rainbow Dash and laughed. She glared at the large alien.

"What's so funny?!"

"What the hell gave you that?" He laughed as he pointed at the large bruise that stretched between both of her eyes.

"You can thank your friend on the ground."

"Why, might I ask, did he do that?" The Warlock asked.

"Cause he thought he could beat me!" Rainbow Dash boasted, this only made the Titan laugh even more. "What? Sister, if this was a legit fight, when you fight us, it's not if you'll lose, it's when you'll lose."

"Is that a challenge?" Rainbow Dash asked. Only to be stopped by Fluttershy.

"Oh Rainbow, please, no more fighting." Fluttershy said as she dug her face into her friends side.

Rainbow Dash grumbled as she nodded. A small blush making its way across her face as her friend hugged her.

The Titan brought his hands up to his mouth and shouted.

Both of the ponies blushed furiously at the remark. Celestia chuckled and walked up to the hulking beast. "Tell me, what is your name?" The laughing stopped. The Titan looked over to the Warlock.

"I'd be comfortable if you didn't know it."

"We're sorry if we come across as rude." The Warlock spoke up.

"May I ask why both of you and your friend won't tell us your name?"

The Warlock stepped forward. "It's matter of honor."

"What does thou mean?" Luna walked beside Celestia.

"In our world, friendships are formed on the field."

"You wanna know how me and the Hunter met?" The Titan said as he pointed a thumb over his shoulder to the body on the ground.

The ponies nodded.

"Me and him had a contest."

"To see who was the strongest?" Rainbow Dash smirked, glancing over at her farm-pony friend.

"No, it was to see who could kill each other the most."

Nopony was expecting that, that much was apparent through the faces that everypony made. Some were of confusion, others, shock.

"It was a training session, and we both decided to just sit back, and take potshots at people running the objectives."

Everypony was listening closely, besides the Warlock who was inspecting the group. Taking in their physical features.

"We found each other at opposite ends at the map and decided to start sniping at each other."

"In the end, we tied, it was hilarious."

"How did you meet him?" Celestia gestured to the Warlock.

"Through him." He pointed to the Titan. "We hung out with the same person. He's pretty cool, get's things done, a little quiet. The type to only speak when he's spoken to."

"God, look at us, we're gettin' mushy." He looked at the Warlock. "Come here!" He shouted as he began to charge at his friend.

"Fuck you!" The Warlock flipped him the bird and the ponies flinched at the language. The ponies watched the Titan chase the Warlock, the Warlock being slightly faster than the Titan though.

"Come here and you can! I'll even use lube!" The Titan shouted, before beginning to laugh like a madman.

Everypony went red in the face. Some of them choked on the air they were breathing.

"Enough!" Luna shouted. "Stop this foolishness! You are in front of royalty of another planet and yet you act like children!" The two Guardians stopped running and looked at the princess.

"Have you no decency?!" Luna barred her teeth.

The two warriors just stood and stared at the the alicorn. The helmets covering their glares. The Warlock spoke up.

"You want to be serious?" His tone less jovial. Luna nodded at this.

"Okay. Let's get serious." He walked to Luna and bent down to eye level.

"Titan!" He bellowed, his voice blowing Luna's mane back a bit. The Titan straightened out and saluted in a blink of an eye.

"Tell me about the situation soldier! What am I missing?!"

The Titan moved his hand back to his side and said, "The civilian with the rainbow hair obtained a bruise from a comrade. And a guardian doesn't harm a civilian unless provoked and given a reason to!"

"What does that mean?!" The Warlock was still at eye level with Luna, who had backed up a bit, due to the volume of the one in front of her.

"That means that she had decided to antagonize him to the point that she was found as a threat!" The Titan didn't move. He just stared into the distance as he said what he knew.

"Wait just a minute!" Rainbow shouted. "He walked into town and looked like a monster and—" Rainbow froze up as the Warlock's head snapped in her direction.

"Did he do anything to suggest that he was going to harm anybody?!"

"No but—" She was interrupted again. "Rainbow! Stop it! You're not helping yourself!" Twilight harshly whispered.

"You attempted to assault somebody without provocation! Not just anybody! But a soldier meant to protect!" A shotgun materialized in his hands. The barrel was a shiny black and the muzzle was tipped with a silencer that extended it. The fore end was a brownish-bronze. Rainbow couldn't see the rest of it as it was pointed at her. He pumped and readied the gun. The Titan behind him materialized a rocket launcher with an ornate design on the front and along the whole body of it. Rainbow's eyes widened and she shook with fear, this was not good.

He looked at the princess who was shocked beyond comprehension. "You want to keep being serious!? Cause I can do this all day!"

"No! Stop! Let us be civil!" She shouted back. Hoping to have the destructive device pointed away from the pony.

"I ain't bein' civil with an enemy! I'd rather have tea with a cursed thrall!" The Titan said. "Tell her to go!"

"Fine! Fine!" Luna gave in. She turned to Rainbow Dash. "Rainbow, could you head back int town? We will meet thee there."

Rainbow quickly nodded and left. Taking off into the air with a rainbow trail behind her. The rest of the elements didn't really take the shouting to well. Fluttershy had fainted. Pinkie's hair lost all of its curls. Applejack was glaring at the two humans with as much hate she could muster. And Twilight was frozen in place, staring at the two supposed Guardians. As the guardians watched Rainbow Dash leave, the guns were put away and the Titan chuckled.

"Hehehe~ Gay."