I'm here to shank and smile!

by Dark_Light
Every one whats to prove themselves right, while this is just one man who wants to do so through bloodshed, slaughter, and the death of enemies.

Hello flesh bags and welcome to my hole in the internet. Now than this is the story of how i found a rainbow like hell, and a ton of death and slaughter. Anyway i used to be just a normal guy, that changed when I found "Equestria." Now I am a slaughter seeking blood letting monster of a man who want only to prove myself a true warrior. And I shall do this thru the death of anyone or anything that will fight me.

"Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you'll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon!" And meet the inner voice, the mind who runs such slaughters and rampages. He is the driving factor to prove myself to the universe as a true fighter.

On Hiatus
Crossover
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
 
POPO

6017 words: Estimated 30 minutes to read

4 Chapters:

  1. I'm waking up 2015-07-06 21:14:24 UTC
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  2. Can't spell slaughter without laughter 2015-07-07 08:09:15 UTC
    1163
  3. Infernal killing 2015-07-08 10:44:24 UTC
    1076
  4. Krieg gets his ass handed to him. 2015-07-09 15:54:30 UTC
    2589