A Very, Very Irritated Mother

The last time I had sex with Big Mac was... Fluttershy thought, two weeks ago. On our anniversary. And we where really drunk. Wow. Great. Neat. Flutters face-hoofed herself for forgetting to take her birth control meds. Then it hit her. She was carrying her third child. Joy filled up the hole of self-pitty in her. It was time to PARTY! It was eight o'clock at night. Maybe partying would start tomorrow.

Of course the children can't keep secrets. Fluttershy thought, They are absolutely terrible at keeping secrets. The whole schoolhouse- and half of Ponyville- would know about my pregnancy before wednesday.

As she was watching Real Housewives of Canterlot, she fell asleep.

...

"I saw it. Fluttershy, I saw it,"  a creepy, old familiar voice echoed in her mind. "I saw it." She woke up. Granny Smith was leaning over the sofa with a crooked expression on her face.

"AAAAAaaaaahhhhHHHHH!" Fluttershy screamed. Granny Smith shushed her.

"I saw ur pregnancy test, darlin'. I'm so excited!" Granny exclaimed.

"What time is it?" Fluttershy asked.

"Three in the morning!" Granny exclaimed in her cracking voice. Fluttershy flinched at the horrible sound.

"Ugh, why so early?" Fluttershy asked.

"Well I went to go pee and I saw the pregnancy test and it said POSITIVE! Congrats!" Granny said, shaking her head vigorously. Fluttershy's head bobbed up and down until Granny was finished.

"Yes. Thank you. Can I go back to sleep?" Fluttershy stated.

"Back to sleep? Back to sleep? BACK TO SLEEP?" Granny said, a shocked expression on her face.

It's as if she was told she's allergic to apples, Fluttershy thought.

"Yes, I'm pregnant and have hormones and am very, very, very, tired! Please, Granny, may I sleep?" Fluttershy asked.

"No way, jose!" Granny screamed. Then, a tall dark figure came next to the door. Applejack?