Equestrian Kaine, Lethal Guardian (One-Shot)

by Blondlionezel

Rating: teen
Tags: Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Other, Fluttershy, Adventure, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1310

Kaine is a failed clone, made of imperfct meta-human DNA. He wants revenge for making him imperfect...he will kill them all!

Well-To-Do, builder of a theme park (commissioned by Prince Blueblood), wanted a super-human mascot. So he ordered DNA samples to create a creature, but little did he know that it would turn against him!

Post-Incursions

Published 2015-07-08 01:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-08 01:20:01 UTC

Kaine, Lethal Guaridan (One Shot)

Kaine, Lethal Guardian (One-Shot)

Well-To-Do looked at the covered tube with great joy. He'd finally got the clone he'd been promised by Filthy Rich, which he labeled "Kaine".

"Oh yes...I can't wait to look at it!" Well-To-Do peeked under the curtain and reviled in horror!

"What's wrong?" Well-To-Do's assistant, named Jargon, asked.

"It's...imperfect!" Well-To-Do declared, "Get rid of it!"

"Yes sir!" Jargon complied as he loaded up the tube into a truck and drove out to the Everfree Forest. He found a spot near the road and emptied out the test tube, to which he screamed in horror and got back into his truck!

Out of the tube came a muscular man with dirty blonde hair, a black, leather outfit wrapping his entire body, a pair of deep-red eyes, and a magenta cape, which was ripped. Jargon had already driven away when the figure began to collect himself.

"Where am I?" Kaine asked in his deep, dark voice.

"HELP!" A voice called out as Kaine jumped on his feet. Kaine looked around, and turned invisible. Kaine sneaked behind a tree to see what was happening.

What Kaine saw was a young deer being chased by a pony with a shotgun! The young deer jumped over logs while the pony with a shotgun chased after him.

"I've got you now!" The pony with a shotgun exclaimed as he aimed at the young deer. But before he could fire, Kaine grabbed the pony with a shotgun, put his hand onto his face while sinking his venom-filled claws into his body, and left the Mark of Kaine on him, which left a spider-like shape on his face. The deer turned around and looked at his lethal protector.

"Why did you save me?" The young deer asked.

"Because...I did..." Kaine groaned, "What's your name?"

"My name is Bramble...yours?" Bramble introduced himself, "What's yours?"

"I don't know...but people call me Kaine..." Kaine introduced himself.

"Do you have a place to stay?" Bramble asked.

"No..." Kaine answered.

"Well...would you like to stay at my fathers kingdom?" Bramble offered.

"That would be nice...thank you..." Kaine accepted and thanked Bramble for the offer. The two walked through the forest, while trying to reach the Deer Kingdom.

"So...where do you come from?" Bramble questioned Kaine.

"I don't know..." Kaine told Bramble, "Why did that pony shoot...at you?"

"This horrible Minotaur named Well-To-Do is trying to tear down our homes, and we're trying to stop him" Bramble sighed, "He's already kidnapped my mother and my two younger sisters"

"Well-To-Do...I have a bone to pick...with that being..." Kaine snarled a bit.

"Oh, we're here" Bramble informed Kaine as they reached the Deer Kingdom, which was protected by old-growth trees. Kaine looked around and saw the faces of deer hiding in free, probably from Well-To-Do's men.

"Welcome back, Bramble" Blackthorn greeted Bramble and Kaine, "Your father, King Aspen, is waiting for you"

King Aspen was sitting on his throne when Bramble and Kaine arrived. As soon as King Aspen saw Bramble, he ran up and hugged him.

"My son, you're alright!" King Aspen exclaimed happily.

"Don't worry dad, I'm fine" Bramble replied calmly, "A man saved me"

"Who?" King Aspen asked, as Bramble pointed to Kaine. King Aspen looked at Kaine and smiled.

"I saved...your son..." Kaine told King Aspen.

"Well, thank you for saving him" King Aspen thanked Kaine.

"My lord, I think that this Kaine person can help us rid Well-To-Do from these lands" Blackthorn suggested to King Aspen.

"You're right..." King Aspen smiled and looked at Kaine, "Will you help us defeat Well-To-Do?"

"I...shall..." Kaine agreed as he ran out into the forest, as it was about midnight.

At Well-To-Do's construction site, the workers were prepping to cut down the Deer Kingdom. They rallied as they drank beer and laughed, Jargon made an announcement.

"On behalf of Well-To-Do, we wish everyone godspeed on destroying the Deer Kingdom!" Jargon rallied the workers, "Vizneyland will be the most happiest place on land!"

"Yeah!" The workers chanted in unison as they began to chug booze. However, as soon as they began chugging, the outdoor lights began to go out one by one, which panicked the workers.

"GAH!!!" A worker called out in pain as a burning sound could be heard, as if the worker had been pressed by a burning cattle-brand.

"What the heck was that?!" Jargon yelled worriedly as the sound of necks being snapped could also be heard!

"Shoot it!" A worker called out as he fired at the figure, who dodged it, revealing it to be Kaine!

"Die now!" Kaine snarled as he used his venomous-nails to dig into the workers flesh, as he disappeared into the dark again to kill some more.

Jargon ran to the power-grid, which had been burnt with the same mark that Kaine left behind. He finally got it to work, and ran back to the spot. When he returned, he almost threw up. What he saw was dead bodies of men, ponies, griffons and minotaurs scattered around the area. At the corner of his eye, he could see Kaine slowly walking towards him.

"Stay back, you monster!!" Jargon warned Kaine. Kaine stopped and appeared to smile.

"I'm no monster...I am a guardian!" Kain roared as he grabbed a workers ax and hacked Jargon's head off!

Well-To-Do sat in his office, watching some lame Vizney movie called "Fire Black and the Fourteen Gnomes", since there was going to be a ride based off that movie. Well-To-Do only just began to notice the lights flickering on and off, and only at the last flicker did Kaine appear in front of him!

"What the-"

"You created me!" Kaine roared as he grabbed Well-To-Do by the throat, "You made me imperfect, just so you could save some money!"

"Well that is true, but did you know that making a new life-form costs a lot of money?" Well-To-Do questioned Kaine, faking a smile.

"NOT EXCUSE!" Kaine roared as he tightened his grip on Well-To-Do's neck.

"Please don't kill me..." Well-To-Do begged.

"Well..okay..." Kaine loosened his grip.

"Really?" Well-To-Do smiled.

"NO!" Kaine roared as he burned his Mark of Kaine on Well-To-Do's face, dropping him on the ground, and putting an ax into Well-To-Do's chest!

Kaine began to walk away, but as one last act, Well-To-Do fired a single shot through Kaine's lower back, causing him to flinch. Kaine looked at Well-To-Do, and stomped his head in!

Kaine walked down the halls and saw a locked door that had whimpering noises coming out of it. Kaine burst open the door and saw an adult doe and two infant deers shivering in a cage.

"Save me...my name is Queen Fennel..." Queen Fennel begged Kaine.

"I will..." Kaine answered as he freed Queen Fennel and the two infant deers.

About an hour later, Bramble and King Aspen were waiting, counting every second, every minute.

"Sir, Kaine has returned!" Blackthorn happily told King Aspen as Kaine walked in with Queen Fennel while carrying her two daughters.

"Aspen!" Queen Fennel exclaimed as the two nuzzled each other.

"I'm so glad you and my two daughters are safe..." King Aspen shed a tear in happiness as he turned to Kaine, "Thank you, our guardian"

"No problem..." Kaine replied as he drove off on a motorcycle he stole. Kaine couldn't quite describe the feeling that he was experiencing, maybe it was happiness. He felt that he had been useful. Kaine stopped on the outskirts of Tiburon, a small town near San Franciscolt.

That morning, Kaine woke up in a strange, fluffy bed. Kaine also saw a yellow and pink pony sitting at his bedside.

"Oh, you're awake" Fluttershy smiled, "You were injured, so I decided to take care of you"

"Thank you..." Kaine smiled as he felt something new. Gratitude, the same thing the deer thought of their protector.