Twilight took the briefest peek out the window, at the hordes of monsters surrounding the Golden Oaks Library, then ducked out of sight. She turned back to her five friends. “Girls, we’re definitely outnumbered. Twenty to one.”

Rainbow Dash snorted. “Sounds like pretty bad odds ...” Then she smirked. “... for them.”

“That’s the spirit!” Twilight said. “I think it’s time we give those monsters a taste of the Dewey Classical Decimation System!”

Silence hung in the library, like an overripe fruit.

It was Rainbow who knocked that fruit to the ground. Grabbing Twilight’s shoulders, she said, “You know, we’d better all survive this. Because I am going to kill you for making that pun.”

Author's Note

Then Pinkie said, “But Twilight! What will we do with the other 90% of the monsters?”