A human is pulled into Equestria by a strange light. That may not be his only problem though. He has found himself attracted to a white pony named Rarity, and her mystical, hypnotic, spiraling tail. This is the story of Matthew, a human who may have his bias about what constitutes a "person" turned upside-down and sideways. This is a somewhat mature look at what happens when a human falls in lustfully in love with the cartoon ponies of Equestria.