More Than Friends?

Twilight shivered at the sudden chill in the air. She glanced back to see the door open, and a new figure standing in the doorway. “Oh, hi.” Twilight waved the pony in.

“Good afternoon Princess Twilight.”

“I don’t think I’ve seen you around, who are you?” Twilight cocked her head.

“My name is Random Thought.” Discord says, bowing curtly. Twilight’s smile returned in full.

“Why don’t you sit down? What brings you to the castle?” Twilight’s magic pulled a chair out and turned hers to face him at the same time.

Discord takes the seat, taking out his notebook once again. “Well, Discord has brought me here. I am writing a book on him, his history, and his reformation. And you, being one of the six ponies who reformed him, will be an important part in this.”

“Sure!” Twilight seemed slightly excited about the subject, her full attention swaying to him.

“Well, first I must ask you about your feelings towards Discord.” Taking out his pen, Discord listens intently.

“He’s my friend.” Twilight said, leaving the two in an awkward silence.

“Perhaps… Could you explain further?” Discord asked.

Twilight shrugged. “I dunno. Do I need to?”

“Just stating that he is your friend will leave readers questioning why, when he has caused you as much grief as he has.” Discord tensed, hoping his bait would be enough for Twilight.

“He’s my friend because he needs them more than anything. He’s been alone his entire life, even if he didn’t realize it till we first met him.” She continued. “He saw that when he met Fluttershy, and I want him to be happy, regardless of what he’s done. No one deserves to be alone… no matter what you’ve done.”

Discord noded solemnly. “Words that truly fit your title of Princess of Friendship.”

“But even I have my doubts… I occasion.” Twilight laughed. “He’s still Discord. I don’t think I’d ever trust him as much as Celestia does.”

“Yes, Fluttershy does trust him quite a-” Discord paused, “Sorry… But for a moment, I thought you said somepony else’s name.”

“Mmhm.” Twilight nodded, a smile spreading her lips apart.

“... Mmhm? Does that mean that you did say somepony else's name?” Discord raised an eyebrow.

“Yes, yes I did.”

“Could you perhaps, repeat the name? I didn’t quite catch it.” Discord smirked internally, he couldn’t think of a single pony who trusted him more than Fluttershy.

“Princess Celestia.” Twilight stated with more emphasis.

Discord’s body and mind both froze. All in one instant, his entire world was thrown into… organized chaos. The very notion of such a thing disgusted him, and yet, suddenly everything fit into place.

“Princess Celestia… She was the one who asked you six to attempt reforming him.” Discord said, his voice slightly wavering.

“Yes.” Twilight nodded. “At first I thought she was insane… but I understand now. She saw this waaay before I did. Before anypony.”

“Saw what?” Discord asked, not even bothering to write in the notebook to keep his cover.

“She saw… him.” Twilight shrugged. “Who he is now.”

“Princess Celestia saw who he could become… This is… rather revealing.” Discord muttered.

“And if you think about it, nopony will, or ever has trusted him as much as the princess. She lived through however many punishing years under his rule, plus the rather abrupt return of Discord… yet she was the one who let him free again.” Twilight said, seeming rather lost in her own thoughts.

There was a long silence, the pair deep in their own thoughts.

Finally, after what seemed like hours, Discord spoke, “Thank you Twilight, this was a rather illuminating chat.” He stood from his chair.

“Did you get enough for your book?” Twilight tilted her head as she spoke.

“Yes, more than enough.” Discord nodded.

Twilight smiled and stood up. “Nice talking to you. You should come back more often.”

“You know what…” Discord chuckled as he turned, “I think I will.”

Discord stayed in his pony form as he walked up to Fluttershy’s cottage, before knocking three times on the front door.

“Just a moment!” A familiar, heart tingling voice called.

“Take your time…” Discord smirked. Each footstep made him practically squee from excitement until the door itself opened and a pink haired pegasus peeked out.

“Hello, Fluttershy.” He smiled, “I made a friend.”

Fluttershy’s face lit up and the door flew open. The next thing he felt was her arms wrapped tightly around his body.

“Woah! Somepony’s happy to see me!” Discord laughed.

“I’m sorry about earlier… I was a little harsh.” Fluttershy blurted, burying her face in his neck.

“It is quite alright, my dear. After all, I probably would never have found out something if you hadn’t told me to make a friend.” Discord hugged her back.

Fluttershy’s smile grew threefold, tightening her grip and quite literally dangling off his body.

“I befriended the mail mare, Derpy.”

“Ooh! I figured you would meet one day.” Fluttershy giggled. “You both cause as much of a ruckus as the other.”

“She doesn’t even try!” Discord laughed heartily, “That’s what most impressed me!”

Letting Fluttershy down, Discord smiled, gesturing to himself. “Well, I know I’m not a pony, but I think I captured myself quite well in this form.”

“My little Discord looks so handsome.” Fluttershy complimented.

“Yes, I wasn’t actually… able to think up a name before I introduced myself to Derpy, so I accidentally let slip it’s me!” Discord laughed, “A- And then, I try to recover it… Can you guess what I tried to pass it off as?”

“I’m sure it wasn’t that bad.” She leaned in to listen.

“I stuttered saying ‘Oh! I- I mean D- Disco Cord!’” Discord nearly fell over from laughing so hard. Fluttershy snorted a laugh, quickly covering her mouth in time to muffle her second bout of laughter.

“A- And she just looks at me, and her face just said ‘I find that very hard to believe.’ I felt like I was gonna crack!” That time, Discord did fall over, laughing loudly. Fluttershy fell with him, landing atop his ponified body and giggling out of control.

“T- Then she just holds out a muffin and smiles! S- She didn’t even care that I was Discord!” His laughter began to die down, “A- And she didn’t… even say a word the entire time.” His laughter stopped, suddenly replaced by curiosity. Fluttershy’s smile slowly blanked, staring up at him with a sense of hope filling her.

“Really?” She asked.

“No… She didn’t even… Not a peep.” Discord furrowed his brow, “I wonder if she’s mute.”

“Who, Derpy? She just doesn’t talk very often.” Fluttershy shook her head.

“The look on her face when she was waving goodbye, and another disaster happens in her wake…” Discord chuckled, “It was just adorable.”

Fluttershy just smiled up at him for a few moments before finally talking. “I’m just so happy you’re making friends in your own way.”

Discord sat up, crossing his legs before scratching his chin thoughtfully. “I also… discovered something while talking to Rarity and Twilight.” He avoided mentioning that he was using an alias.

“What would that be?”

“That there has been a pony who has trusted me even more than you the entire time I have been released, perhaps even before.” Discord smiled to himself.

Fluttershy’s eyes glazed over momentarily as she thought. Her ears perked up moments later, along with the ever increasing smile. “And did you meet this pony?”

“No, it would take a while to sort out our… friendship, I suppose, and I didn’t want to make you wait that long.” Discord chuckled.

“I just want you to be happy. If you want to pursue a relationship, I’d be more than willing to adjust.” Fluttershy said. Even Discord was surprised at the suggestion coming from Fluttershy.

“A relationship?” Discord asked, completely taken off guard by Fluttershy’s words. The shy pegasus looked down, the tips of her index fingers pressing against each other.

“Well… maybe?” She mumbled.

“What do you mean relationship?” Discord tilted his head, scratching his chin.

“I um, well, uh… I thought you may have feelings for her.” Fluttershy continued slowly.

“Yes, I have feelings for her. As I do for you, and Twilight and the others.” Discord did not seem to understand what Fluttershy meant by ‘feelings’.

“I mean bigger feelings. More… intimate.”

Discord held out his hand, summoning a dictionary. “It’s odd, I’ve never heard that word before.” He said as he flipped through the pages.

Fluttershy placed her hands in her lap and stared at him, seeming to be waiting for him to click the meaning into place.

“I… I… Int… Integer, Intelligent… Aha! Intimate.” Discord smiled victoriously as he read. Immediately, his smile vanished as he dropped the book. “Very close personal relations, often involving romance.”

“I thought that’s what the flowers meant…” Fluttershy began.

“F- Flowers?” Discord stammered, his face completely blank, while his eyes were filled with shock.

“You know, when we first explored the castle. Twilight’s castle.” Fluttershy urged him on to remember.

“They… were an apology gift…?” Discord didn’t seem quite sure himself. “I don’t think they were a romantic gift… A romantic gift is a…” Discord snapped his fingers as he tried to think.

“...chocolates?” Fluttershy added.

Discord shook his head, “Ah! A giant statue of the gift receiver, made out of rice crispy squares! That’s romantic, right?”

Fluttershy just stared at Discord.

“... Um, too romantic?” He asked, unsurely.

“Flowers and chocolates are romantic. You just don’t understand what it means to a pony.” Fluttershy sighed. “Besides, you have to have noticed her actions.”

“Her actions? Besides arranging my release from stone and eventual reformation?” Discord asked.

“Well, that, and… remember the Gala when you were throwing a fit?”

Discord nodded shamefully.

“When you were on stage telling jokes, she was the only one that laughed.” Fluttershy gave a small smile.

Discord frowned. “A couple of them actually were from the time period of one thousand fifty years ago, so she could’ve just laughed because it is something she would understand?” He seemed to be trying to find explanations for Celestia’s actions. “And the rest because... Uh…” Discord strained to think of a reason.

“No matter what it is, what you do… Everypony else could be angry, or just fed up with you. But she always has a smile on her face. You never put her in a bad mood. It’s the opposite actually… she seems to lighten up when you’re around.” Fluttershy admitted.

Discord’s eye twitched, “Need some time… to process.”

Fluttershy waited patiently, shyly looking up at Discord for some form of acknowledgement.

“So… this is, well… No, still need more time.” Discord said.

What felt like hours passed, Discord staring into space all the while. Finally, he blinks.

“I think I shall get Celestia a statue of herself made of rice crispy squares.” Discord said, smiling widely.

“Or…” Fluttershy interjected. “You could talk to her.”

“Yes, but that can happen after the rice crispy statue. And I am not getting her chocolate.” Discord said firmly, “Celestia is thousands of years old, and she’s probably been given chocolates more times than she can count. Time for something she’s never gotten before.”

Fluttershy smiled and nodded. “You go get her!” She cheered, giving Discord one final hug.

Discord hugged her back, getting to his feet and bringing Fluttershy with him. “Let’s hope we’re not all horribly mistaken.” He joked.

Canterlot:

“Oh, Luna.” Celestia called. Luna, who was playing a game with two fillies out in the courtyard, perked her ears up. She turned to her sister and waved. Celestia couldn’t help but smile at the scene, shaking her head slowly. “When you’re through, there was a task that Cadence requires your help with down in the Crystal Empire.”

Luna’s eyes seemed distant momentarily, as if lost in thought. After returning to reality, she nodded. Celestia, having her message across, turned and headed back into the castle and towards her chambers. When she pushed the door to her chamber open, she was greeted to the sight of a giant statue of herself, wings spread wide, made entirely of rice crispy squares. An eyebrow raised before she took a few steps towards it, observing every inch of it. She noticed a small envelope at the feet of her statue, and leaned down to open it.

Dear Celestia,

Because a box of chocolates is boring.

Discord

Celestia’s smile grew to almost silly proportions. She approached the statue and broke a bit off the wing, taking a bite. She chewed for about ten seconds before swallowing. “Mm, could use some milk.” She said aloud.

Suddenly, a 2 liter carton of chocolate milk appeared on a small pedestal. She lifted up the carton and opened it, dipping the piece of rice-crispy into it and then tossing it into her mouth. She chewed for a few moments before taking a big swig of the milk to wash it down. Once she swallowed, she put her hand to her mouth right after an impromptu burp. One she immediately started to giggle about directly after.

“Oh Celestia, how un-princess like of you!” A familiar voice laughed from a chair in the corner.

“It’s nice to see you again Discord.” Celestia turned to him without a second thought. What greeted her though, took her by mild surprise. Instead of the Draconequus she expected, she was greeted by a rather oddly dressed pony. She eyed his form closely before speaking again. “What brings you to my chambers?”

Discord pondered how he should answer. “The answer is rather simple… but is difficult to say.” He hinted.

“Well, I have time.” She added, taking a seat on her rather elegant bed. Celestia glanced over at Discord and patted the spot next to her.

Discord didn’t budge. “Are you certain…? I am rather doubtful I can think of how to say it.” He wrung his hands together nervously. “It’s n- nothing bad. Well, hopefully.”

“Discord, you don’t have to say anything. Just come here.” Celestia’s tone grew lighter, to a warmer, caring expression that made his heart skip a beat.

Again, Discord did not move an inch. “Except I do have to say something…” His gaze suddenly found the floor extremely interesting. “Well… I… Hm. Did you know that Luna missed a spot? In space? There’s a spot where literally nothing exists!”

“Is that so? I’ll have to inform her.” Celestia mused.

“It is right behind Orion's Belt, about-” Discord nodded.

“17 thousand light years past it? Yes, I know of it. I had assumed Luna knew of it, but I suppose everypony makes mistakes.” Celestia finished, staring at Discord with a knowing smile.

Discord rolled his eyes, “It’s never fun when you already know…” He paused in thought again, before breathing deeply. “Alright, I think I’ve thought of a way.”

The draconequus turned pony turned to face the statue he had made for Celestia. “My note said ‘Because a box of chocolates is boring’, and the only reason I’d ever think of getting you a box of chocolates is because-”

“You think you have romantic feelings toward me?”

Discord’s face drained of all its colour, before he chuckled. “Took the words right out of my mouth again…”

Celestia’s next move was with her hand, patting the bed once again. Finally, Discord stood, slowly walking over to the bed and flopping down next to the Sun Princess.

“When did the world start going mad, and how come it wasn’t because of me?” Discord asked. “The God of Chaos falling for the Princess of the Sun. I don’t think I could come up with something as ironic if I tried.”

“I don’t think it’s mad. It just means you’re more pony than you think.” Celestia smiled, placing her hand on top of his.

“Well right now, I’m all pony.” Discord joked, gesturing to himself. “Well, except for still having my chaos magic.”

Celestia stared down at him for a few moments before saying, “I forgive you.”

“Now the world truly has gone mad… And you know what?” Discord smiled, closing his hand around Celestia’s, “Mad is just how I like it. But… what are you forgiving me for?”

Celestia gave a gentle laugh. “For everything. The years you ruled over us, the trouble you put me through, and the betrayal when you joined Tirek. I forgive you.” She squeezed his hand softly. “I just thought you should know.”

Discord chuckled weakly as tears welled up in his eyes. A moment later, he was crying and laughing, his mind filled with conflicting emotions. “Y- You really are too much… I… just haven’t decided what you’re too much of.”

It was at that moment that Discord truly felt the warmth radiating from her body. The heat was melting the ice that he had been frozen in for thousands of years, all the loneliness just fading away as an embrace he couldn’t have seen coming from any distance suddenly wrapped around him.

“I’m… such an old fool.” Discord laughed as he returned the embrace.

“No, you’re young. So very young… You just haven’t had the chance to grow up.” Celestia tilted his head up gently and smiled down at the silent sobbing mess in her arms. It was then that Discord saw truly how old this young face in front of him was. All the wisdom in those eyes and care that hadn’t faded an ounce in the countless years he had despised her. And even through it all, she was forgiving him. She had him in her chambers, alone, no guards within sight. And she was holding him in her arms.

“It’s funny… You’re causing more chaos right now than I ever have…” Discord muttered, his laughter gone.

“Without chaos, there could be no order. There couldn’t be an Equestria without you.” Celestia added.

Discord choked out a small laugh through his tears, “Celestia… Thank you for stopping me a thousand years ago. Thank you for teaching Twilight to be able to stop me. T- Thank you…”

“Lets leave the past behind us. I’ll always be here for you, Discord.” She assured, gently kissing his forehead after wiping the tears from his cheeks.

Possessed by a surge of warmth, Discord leaned up and pushed his lips to Celestia’s, kissing her slightly awkwardly. A small ‘meep’ of surprise was heard from her, but the surprise didn’t last for long. Her arms squeezed him further and all thought faded from both their minds.

Slowly pulling away, Discord blushed hotly. “That was… New.”

“You could say that again.” Celestia laughed, her own face a tad in the red.

“I’ve never even… Considered having feelings towards another living creature, let alone a pony.” Discord admitted.

“You can’t say that anymore, can you?” Celestia asked, scooting herself closer to his body.

“No, I can’t.” Discord smiled. “It’s… nice.”

“I had thought the flowers you gave me was a sign that you had feelings to me, but then again… that was a bit cliché, and I figured you had something bigger planned.”

“Honestly? It was an apology gift, and was the only thing that I could think of that wouldn’t put ponies on edge. Imagine if I had given you something that I would normally call an apology gift. A strawberry milkshake volcano is not something that can fit into a Castle.”

“Oh that sounds delightful!” Celestia began to laugh at the thought. The sound of her laughter brought butterflies to Discord’s stomach.

“W- Well, the dragons residing there demanded I return it back to normal…” Discord said, blushing madly.

“They have no idea what they were missing.” Celestia finally calmed down with that same smile that made Discord happy returning to her face.

Discord gazed into her eyes for a long while, before looking away suddenly. “Could we- um…” He seemed to have trouble forcing the words from his mouth.

“Um?” Celestia egged him on.

“Could we kiss again?” Discord asked. This time it was her to surprise him. He felt himself being pulled up to her lips, then left there to ponder on the event transpiring. He slowly pushed forward, deepening the kiss, unsure of what to do next. When her lips left his, he felt as though it was cut short, leaving him wanting more. But before he had time to complain, she moved to the pillows and lied back, opening her arms for him. The sight of her splayed position made his thoughts scatter.

Deciding to follow Celestia, Discord lied back with her, noticing for the first time that he had made his pony form slightly above average height. Celestia towered above average height. The feeling of being smaller than her filled his mind with uncertain thoughts. He banished these thoughts, determined to simply enjoy the moment, wrapping his arms around her and smiling gently. Her magic lifted him up, lying Discord atop her and letting the back of his head sink into her bosom, along with her arms return to the embrace ending at his chest.

“C- Celestia…?” Discord stammered, somewhat startled by her actions.

“Just relax.” She cooed, raising a hand up and gently raking her fingers through his hair. Discord was starting to understand the term ‘tender’ more and more as the day went along.

“This… feels odd.” Discord muttered.

“Sorry if you don’t like it, but I just don’t want to let you go.” Celestia smiled, kissing the top of his head and continuing to stroke it in a motherly fashion. Discord had never had any parents, in fact, he didn’t even know how he came to be. But if there ever was a ‘Discord’s Mother’, this felt like it.

“No, I don’t mind, but it’s making me think of things that I don’t understand.” Discord trailed off.

“Like what?”

Discord paused. “I… don’t even know.”

“That’s fine. You don’t need to say anything.” Celestia assured, squeezing him a little tighter.

“I like it when you hug me like that…” Discord chuckled awkwardly.

“I like it too. And I have nothing better to do today, so I guess that means I can do it as long as you want.” She said softly.

Discord blushed. “Well, I guess I’m spending lots of time as a pony from now on.”

“It does make it easier to do this.” Celestia started, lifting him up a little further and tightening the hug as she buried her face into his hair.

“Celestia? Perhaps you could… answer a few questions for me.” Discord said carefully.

“Anything.” She nodded.

“What do we do now? What do ponies do when they love each other?”

“That depends on… how far you wish to go.” Celestia replied.

“How far?” Discord questioned.

“How much do you know of intimacy?”

“I looked it up in the dictionary earlier. It is a deep emotional connection between two ponies, often involving romance.” Discord said proudly.

“And how accurate is your… pony form.” Celestia asked, her gaze moving down to his crotch.

“I think it’s completely accurate, I can change it if I got something wrong.” Discord grinned, oblivious to Celestia’s gaze.

“And tell me, why do ponies wear clothes?”

“Faaaashion~” Discord cried in a perfect imitation of Rarity’s voice.

“Yes, that is one. But I mean the baser reason.”

“Hm. Wasn’t it… Ah, yes. It started as protection during harsh winters, and just caught on, I suppose.” Discord said idly. “Comfort reasons, I think.”

“Yes. And what is it considered if you do not wear clothes in public?”

“Taboo?” Discord answered, questioning where this train of conversation was headed.

“So in a sense, clothes are used to cover up…” Celestia pantomimed a circle in mid-air, asking him to complete the sentence.

“... Midriffs? No wait… there are clothes that show the midriff…” Discord snapped his fingers repeatedly, trying to think.

“Lower.” She insisted.

“Lower? Ponies show off their cutie mark all the time…” Discord’s brow furrowed. “Hmm.”

“There are parts between those two, Discord.” Celestia laughed.

“The groin?” Discord asked.

“Indeed. And could you think of reasons why that area may be a tad taboo to show in public?”

“Why would ponies wear clothes to cover their groin?” He asked in a bewildered voice.

“Well, it is an organ that enables reproduction. Many stallions and mares have considered it something only to reveal when you’re alone, or with somepony you love…” She continued.

“To… cover the reproduction organ.” Discord sniggered. “That’s sounds like a rather idiotic reason.”

“Oh? Then perhaps you wish to take them off if it’s so idiotic.”

“Uh… Is there a reason to? I mean, I’d have to get up… and I’m comfortable here.” Discord stammered.

Celestia just grinned, staring at him as if seeing the understanding spark in his eyes.

“... Okay, why did that make me uncomfortable?” Discord asked, “I usually never wear clothes, so why does being a pony change that?”

“Because you’re trying to fit in with the rest of pony society. And when you do that, you become self conscious about your body. It’s completely natural.” Celestia assured, gently kissing his forehead again.

“Why?” Such an innocent question that had so many answers that would shatter that innocence.

“Well, reproduction is such a private concern that when most people talk about it, it’s either awkward, or spoken quietly. And generally a lot of stallions can feel inadequate if their… tool… is smaller than average, or not to a mare’s liking. So stallions can be a bit shy when it comes to revealing the more intimate areas.”

“Why? I still don’t understand why.” Discord insisted.

“It’s… a stereotype that the bigger a stallion, the more pleasurable it will be for the mare involved in said recreation.” Celestia continued.

“Wait- Pleasurable?” Discord raised an eyebrow.

“Yes. Reproduction is required to make sure the species doesn’t die out. And to make it more interesting, it feels pleasurable to do so to encourage the activity.”

Discord paused to think. “So… Then why is it taboo?”

“Because most ponies view society as higher class, and view the act of recreation to be a more private, base instinct. So it’s generally left in the bedroom.” She tried to answer.

“That sounds rather backwards.” Discord muttered.

“I feel as if this isn’t going anywhere.” She giggled to herself.

“Agreed. We’re just going in circles at this point.” Discord chuckled.

“Perhaps it’s because when stallions and mares see each other naked, it activates certain instincts that would make every day work impossible.”

“Ah, that makes more sense.” Discord commented. He felt Celestia shift around, now leaving the warmth of her chest and sinking instead into the pillow below. The next thing he knew, she was on top of him this time, staring down at the sandwiched pony.

“Uh… Question, why do mares also cover their chests?” Discord asked nervously.

“Much for the same reason. Forbidden fruit, as they were…” Celestia answered, her arms coming together and resting on his chest, giving him full view of hers. “The things they can do to ponies are quite… strong.”

Discord nodded, staring at Celestia’s breasts, not knowing why his gaze was being drawn to them, but not necessarily caring either. “They are rather… Magnetic to the eyes.”

Celestia just smiled, sitting up and reaching behind herself. A low zipping sound could be heard as her white dress seemed to melt off her body and pool down by her waist. Whatever bra she was wearing, if any at all, was no where to be seen.

Discord inhaled sharply, staring down at the large pillowy mounds. “Oh… wow. They’re beautiful…”

He felt himself being forced to sit up slowly due to her magic, coming closer and closer until his face was mere inches away from her bountiful globes. “Perhaps you’d like to see just how persuasive they can be?” She inquired in a more sultry tone, one that made Discord feel strangely insignificant.

Discord attempted to speak, but couldn’t. He could only nod shakily.

“Do you want to touch them?”

He nodded again. Celestia straightened up, placing her hands to her side and giving him free reign. Discord slowly reached up, and cupped her left breast with his right hand, letting out a breath he didn’t even realize he was holding in. A gentle moan escaped Celestia’s lips, getting his attention immediately.

“Are you alright?” He asked, worried for his newfound love. Her breathing was let out as a relaxed sigh.

“It felt nice, don’t worry.” She assured. Her hands moved up to his, squeezing them against her chest as a sign that it was okay.

Discord smiled, before groping Celestia more enthusiastically, bringing his other hand to massage her other breast. Another gentle moan was heard, along with her head falling to the side.

“Are you enjoying this?” Discord asked, smiling widely, feeling a sense of pride at making Celestia feel ‘nice’.

“Keep it up mister, and I’ll have to return the favor.” She hummed softly. Taking this as a sign to massage her breasts harder, Discord presses into them with his palm, before squeezing them almost painfully, and then letting go to run his hands all around the large mountains of marshmallowy flesh. A particularly loud gasp escaped her, Celestia’s hands gripping his shoulders tightly. “Mm, ohh that’s nice.” She mumbled, her eyes closed, obviously enjoying the massage he was so vigorously giving.

“You make being a mare sound fun…” Discord chuckled softly as he gave Celestia’s nipple an experimental prod. He was rewarded with pleasant moans that were like music to his ears.

“Perhaps it’s time for… you to relax?” Celestia suggested, sliding her hand onto his and gripping them just strong enough to stop his ministrations.

“What would that entail?” Discord asked with a gentle smile. Celestia pushed him onto his back and slid her hands under his shirt, letting her smooth palms tickle him in a pleasant manner.

“I… think I agree. Relaxing sounds very appealing right now.” Discord sighed contentedly. Celestia’s hands felt his new body up and down as her lips made contact with his still clothed crotch. A rather sizable bulge was already starting to become quite obvious.

“Looks like somepony is already getting excited.” She cooed, nibbling on the growing bulge.

Discord gasped sharply, before groaning loudly in delight. “Wuh… what was that?” He panted.

“That was just the beginning.” Celestia grinned, her hands gripping the waistline of his pants and started to slip them down slowly.

As Discord’s member came into view, Celestia gasped. It had the head and shaft of a normal pony dick, but at the base was a rather large knot. The entire thing had a dark maroon colour, and twitched as Celestia stared.

“Did I get it wrong? I’ve never actually seen a pony’s reproduction organ up close before, so I just went what mine looks like.” Discord mumbled.

Celestia couldn’t help but stare with an avid fascination at the shape and form. Her eyes wandered up to his at the same time as a smile hit her face. “It’s perfect.”

“R- Really?” Discord asked, surprised by Celestia’s response. Her warm muzzle pressed against it in a tender act that seemed fit for a kitten. Discord groaned in pleasure at Celestia’s action, biting his lower lip. Her mouth opened, letting her hot breath run down the shaft for a moment before her tongue lapped at the tip. The flood of sensations was unlike anything the chaotic master had ever encountered. Nothing could have prepared him for the plush lips slowly engulfing his unused appendage.

“Celestia~” He moaned loudly, his hands aimlessly gripping the bedsheets. “T- This feel wonderful!”

Celestia glanced up at him once more. He swore he saw the corners of her mouth curl up into a smile before stretching further as she took more into her throat. The smooth flesh of her neck seemed to bulge as she swallowed vigorously in an attempt to get more inside, and to massage him as best as possible.

“Hahhhh… D- Does it feel good for you…? To do that?” Discord asked, his voice wavering. Celestia rolled her eyes and retorted with a gently squeeze of his sack, causing his voice to peak into a pleasure filled cry. She slowly pulled him from her tight throat, letting his pole sit in the cool air of the room, only for her to assault it with her tongue mere seconds later.

Discord’s hand reached out, pushing Celestia away slightly. “You… didn’t answer my question…” He panted.

“Which one?” She inquired, bringing her head down and resting it in his lap. The sight brought a small smile to his face.

“Does it feel good for you when you do that? To… lick and suck on it?”

“You’re asking if my tongue and throat feel pleasure?” Celestia deadpanned. She thought about her words for a moment before realizing that when it came to sex, Discord truly was clueless. She sighed and shook her head. “No, but it’s my turn to help you.”

This caused Discord to frown. “I don’t want to if it doesn’t make you feel good.” He said stubbornly.

“Well, did squeezing my chest make you feel good?” She retorted with an almost feigned pout.

“Yes.” Discord shot back, turning away. “It… doesn’t feel good in my mind unless I’m making you feel good.”

Celestia’s smile returned in full force, looking so goofily wide that Discord felt his face heating up at the sight of it.

“I don’t believe I’ve ever seen you smiling that widely. It’s rather disconcerting.” Discord laughed.

Celestia sat up in her full princess demeanor. She slowly slid off the bed and the rest of her clothes that hadn’t fallen simply due to the fact she had been either sitting, or lying down, dropped to the ground. “Well, lets do something that we’ll both enjoy.” She suggested. Her tone was equally happy as it was sultry, much like earlier. Again, Discord had that feeling like he was so small, and this figure in front of him had come from a dimension of pure beauty. His eyes were drawn to the puffy pink lips between her legs.

“That’s… A female reproduction organ?” Discord asked, his question both curious, and eager.

“Oh yes, and it’s quite sensitive.” Celestia admitted, slowly turning around to give him an even greater view as her hands slid from her chest and down her sides in a suggestive manner.

“C- Celestia…?” Discord stammered, “When did you b- become so… beautiful?” He reached out and gently massaged her hips.

“Perhaps you just never looked. I can see it works both ways, though I discovered your beauty sooner than you discovered mine.” She chuckled, backing up closer to him so her plump posterior was right in his face.

After a brief pause, Discord leans forward to tenderly kiss Celestia right above her tail. “There is no greater beauty than yours…” His fingers gently traced circles around the sun in Celestia’s cutie mark. She shivered audibly, leaning her head back in a relaxed manner. She slowly pushed further back, taking a seat in Discord’s lap and trapping his length between her thighs, and letting him feel even more of her flawless skin against his. Discord groaned before reaching around Celestia, cupping her breast in one hand, the other slowly snaking its way down to her puffy lower lips.

“Does it feel good, Celestia?” He asked as his finger teased her vulva. Discord saw that she was not capable of responding, her eyes shut and her mouth hanging open as her jaw quivered in an attempt to respond. “I’m glad that it does.” Discord smirked, sliding a finger into the dripping folds of Celestia’s most intimate area. Finally she uttered something. There were no audible words, only a high pitched moan that extended far beyond her earlier moans that he had caused when massaging her breasts for the first time. This had much more emotion in it.

“Ah, yes… I do think I enjoy this much more than what you were doing earlier.” Discord chuckled, wiggling his finger inside of Celestia as he pinched her nipple. He felt her entire body quake against his, her legs tightening around his own abandoned appendage.

“I have to a-admit… I am too.” She panted. Discord kissed her neck tenderly, flicking his slightly forked tongue across her sensitive skin, causing Celestia to shiver.

“This is all rather new to me, so why don’t you guide me through exactly what you want me to do…” Discord chuckled. By this point he had a rough idea of what Celestia wanted, but teasing her and having her moan out what she wanted him to do sounded much more appealing.

Celestia nudged him onto his back and started scooting back up his chest, giving him quite a view before hovering her pussy over his mouth. Discord smirked as he leaned up, before giving the glistening folds a long, slow, deliberate lick. Like a puppet, every string was being pulled. Celestia’s lips twitched, giving his mouth more nectar for him to taste.

“Vanilla icing… Why am I not surprised?” Discord teased, and before Celestia had a chance to respond, he gave a much more forceful lick to the dripping, twitching lips before him. “I must ask, are-”

The chaotic pony let out a muffled shout, mostly due to surprise as Celestia lowered entirely onto his face. “Quiet, keep licking.” She ordered. That was a tone he rarely heard, one that sent a genuine shiver down his spine. Discord, not one to enjoy angering Celestia (not anymore, at least), did as he was told, quickly lapping at the puffy muzzle that was silencing him. The divine mare atop of him cooed, gently grinding her hips further into his face. “Much better.”

If Discord could see her, he would see her closed eyes and slouched head. She was beginning to like spending time with him if this is what it entailed. It was all her fault this was happening, but that was beside the point. Not just content with licking anymore, Discord started to nibble and suckle on Celestia’s lower lips. The scent was intoxicating, and Discord wanted more. Her cries were growing more forceful, showing her climax was close. His tongue could feel her squeezing tighter as it became more and more difficult to drink the ever increasing fluids. Discord felt her hands press into his chest in an attempt to support herself. It seemed she was finding it more difficult to sit still.

In an attempt to bring greater pleasure to the Sun Princess, Discord stuck his entire tongue into her passage, wriggling it around like a snake as Celestia’s fluid’s ran down his cheeks and chin, completely drenching his lower face and some of his neck. Celestia’s voice caught in her throat, a choked scream all that managed to utter before an involuntary attempt to drown Discord. The heat flared up and down her body, annihilating her mind with the static blurring her thoughts.

As Celestia’s orgasm continued, she fell to the side, off of Discord, who slowly sat up. Looking down at the motionless pony, he smiled widely, waiting for a bout of praise, or perhaps incoherent babbling. But as the seconds dragged on, his smile quickly vanished.

“Oh buck, I’ve killed her.” Discord said in horror, his eye twitched and his hands trembled. “Oh no, oh no, oh no.” He continued his chanting of ‘oh no’ as he stood and paced around the room in a panic.

Celestia peeked an eye open, watching his panicked paces. She was unable to keep from smiling, hoping he didn’t notice.

“Dammit, what do I do? How did this happen? I- I was just trying to pleasure her. It’s my fault… Celestia’s dead and it’s my fault…” Discord fell to his knees, “I… I’m sorry Celestia. For everything. I didn’t deserve your forgiveness… I didn’t deserve being able to love you. I love you Celestia…”

Celestia could no longer keep her eyes closed. The smile on her face would have dropped off if it got any wider. It wasn’t one of mockery or comedy of any sort. It was one from absolute genuinity. “You really have changed.”

Discord froze, before turning quickly and diving at Celestia, wrapping his arms around her. “YOU’RE ALIVE!”

The sound of her laughter made all his worries melt away. It was a sound he never wanted to stop. When his gaze actually met her features, what he saw confused him. She was smiling, but there was some sort of liquid running down her cheeks.

“Celestia? Why are… Are you crying?”

The sun princess just shook her head before pulling him into yet another gentle embrace.

“Why did you go all limp? You scared me!” Discord laughed. Her silence was driving a stake through his heart, beginning to worry him. “Celestia, what’s wrong?”

Finally, her face came into view again as the embrace parted, but only slightly. The tears had lessened. “Nothing. Nothing at all…” She smiled, placing a pale hand to his cheek.

“But ponies cry when they’re sad.” Discord muttered, “Why are you sad?”

Celestia’s smile only seemed to grow. “There’s a lot you need to learn about ponies.”

Discord sighed, before nodding. “I’m learning, but I’m not really at the point I should be.”

“You’ll go at your own pace. Not an iota faster nor slower. And I will make sure of that.” Celestia gave him a small kiss onto his neglected lips. “I’ll be with you all the way. And so long as you promise me the same, I shall make sure you will never be alone again.”

Discord smiled before nodding. “I promise. Cross my heart and hope to fly” He started, doing the motions as a cupcake appeared in his hand, “Stick a cupcake in my eye.” Icing slowly dripped down his face as he grinned widely after splatting the cupcake into his eye.

“Now that’s a promise.” She giggled, leaning close and running her tongue up his cheek, slowly removing all the frosting.

“Uh, heh.” Discord blushed while chuckling, “I promise I’ll stay by your side forever.”

“FOOOORREEEEEVVVEEEERRRR!” A voice suddenly said.

Celestia’s brows furrowed momentarily before her horn glowed a bright, yet gentle glow. All the doors and windows locked, along with the curtains sliding over all possible entrances.

“Awwww!” The familiar voice whined.

“Not a word of this to anypony Pinkie.” Discord laughed, “Now go back to Ponyville.”

“Okie Dokie Loki!” Pinkie’s voice quipped brightly.

Discord’s attention was brought back to his entrancing beloved as her hands turned his head towards her again. “Tell me… how does it feel not only to be loved, but wanted?” She asked.

“It makes me feel warm and… kinda queezy.” Discord admitted, “Like I drank a gallon of soda and a kilo of pop rocks.”

“Well,” She began, pressing her body against him and letting him feel the warmth of their skin colliding once more. “How does it feel not only to be wanted… but needed.” Celestia’s tone was almost a whisper, that slight seductive undertone returning once more and making him again feel oh so small.

Discord inhaled sharply, looking up at the taller pony. “Uh… M- Make that a barrel of soda and a metric ton of pop rocks.”

Celestia couldn’t quite believe how much control she had over the embodiment of chaos. She would never take advantage of him, especially after what had just transpired. That doesn’t mean she couldn’t have fun though. She leaned closer to his ear and whispered, “Discord.”

His entire body stiffened. “Y- Yes?”

“How about we take this up a level?” She suggested.

Quicking putting two and two together to make five, Discord chuckled nervously. “You mean, uh… reproduction?” He continued to chuckle, completely unsure of what to do, or even if that was what Celestia ment.

“If you’re up for it. Just being here is good enough for me.” She added. The fact that not only was Celestia paying attention to him, acting like a friend (and more), but she was giving him choice in the matter was making his body feel hot.

After a long pause in which Discord opened his mouth to speak many times, before closing it again. Finally he simply shrugged. “Do you think I’m ‘up for it’?” He asked.

Celestia glanced down at his almost alien shaft, seeing that it was as rock hard as it was when this began. Her stare returned to him, almost unimpressed at his question. “Could not tell you off the top of my head.”

Discord sighed, before nodding. “I suppose I am ‘up for it’ physically, but what will change between us? I’ve seen ponies come to hate each other from things related to reproduction.”

“Discord.” Celestia’s smile seemed to grow, as if he said something funny. Before he could ask, she started to laugh.

“Usually I have to tell a joke to make you laugh.” Discord raised an eyebrow, “What’s so funny?”

“Ponies can grow apart, but not all ‘hate’ one another. You are a special case though.”

“How so? Other than the obvious God of Chaos thing.”

“There were times when I doubted your reformation. But as of late, you surprised me. You showed me you had a heart, and care about not only Fluttershy, but me. You’re still doing it. You care about me enough to want to take it slow because you don’t want to lose me. You think we’ll hate each other, but Discord… In a matter of, well, an afternoon, you have won my affection.”

Discord simply stared, unable to believe what he was hearing. The feel of her embrace sent him spiraling into a tornado of emotions once again. “I did doubt you once, that is true. But I have never, ever, been so wrong… I am so proud of you.”

A strange sound escaped Discord’s throat, the result of him attempting to speak, but his voice giving way to silence once more. He felt himself shifting onto her body as she lied back onto the fluffy bed. “So when I ask you what you want to do, regardless of your choice, there will never be any negativity from me. Our relationship can only grow, I assure you. And there is not a pony alive that can take me away from you.”

Celestia’s voice was like velvet, but the words she wove drew tears to his eyes. These weren’t those of sadness as earlier, however.

“Celestia…? Why am I crying? I don’t feel sad.” Discord whispered.

“Because there is no label strong enough to describe the emotion you’re feeling.” Celestia replied, bringing his head closer to hers. “I have felt it for the first time in quite a while… and even I am uncertain of it’s origin.” A small laugh escaped her. Finally, their mouths clasped together in the beginnings of the climactic end to the first of many days to come.