Chapters A Dream With Sharp Teeth: The New Nightmare
And just like that, she was gone.
When Richard awoke, it was 7 in the morning. He slowly opened his eyes, but closed them again upon realising that he was hungover. He'd been at a massive party last night to celebrate him and Joe taking over from Celestia as rulers of Equestria, at this party he got absolutely shit faced and did some things that just a day before he'd asked his fellow humans not to think less of him for doing. Turns out that Fluttershy wasn't the only pony who wanted something from him, but he'd gotten used to such tasks. Richard reflected on these memories while nursing his hangover, and finally got out of bed by 10.
As he wandered the streets of Ponyville, which was where he and Joe now ran Equestria from, he noticed Joe running towards him.
A Dream With Sharp Teeth: The New Nightmare
Eventually, the ponies gathered at Sweet Apple Acres for the press conference. Richard had decided to hold it in the barn as to remove any chance of somepony stumbling across the three dead fillies in the basement. He took his place at the microphone and began to speak.
Richard slowly wandered through the streets of Ponyville. He'd been out drinking again, but Joe had gone home early owing to a cold. Richard reflected on how uninteresting tonight was in comparison to his crazy antics the night before. when he heard a voice coming from Joe's house.
Richard discovevered Princess Celestia with her horn shoved far up Joe's anus, pulling it in and out repeatedly. She stopped this action upon noticing Richard, and turned to face him.
Engulfed by rage, Richard turned around and threw a punch at Molestia, but she was too quick. She dodged and then sent him flying with just one hoof.
A Dream With Sharp Teeth: The New Nightmare
"Why can't I see him? He saved my life!" Twilight was standing in one of the rooms of the previously disused castle in Canterlot. It was left to waste away after Celestia was banished, but now it's dungeons were being used to detain Richard.
Meanwhile, Richard was making his way through the Everfree Forest. He had stopped at his house after making his escape to pick up his ipod and the katana that he'd fought Celestia with. He new he'd have to put it to use once again, but he nedded help. Help that he couldn't get from a pony. He continued walking until he came across a small hut. This was the place. He knocked on the door a few times, and waited as the Zebra inside the hut came to answer him.
Meanwhile, Richard had just come out other end of the portal. He landed on the floor, sword stabbed into the ground. Slowly, he took it out and slowly stood up to get a look at where he was, and he was taken aback by what he saw.
A Dream With Sharp Teeth: The New Nightmare
The flat was exactly how Richard had left it. Half eaten pizza on the table, Jeremy Clarkson books placed messily on the shelf, Monty Pythons Meaning of Life playing on the TV, everything was as it was on that fateful night. Richard took a while to remember everything that he had before he gave it away for ponies, but then got back to the task at hand. He had a vendetta, and he was going to carry it out one way or another. He thought for a moment about where the Princess might be, but then he had an idea. Where was the best place to get information, no matter where you were? The local pub.
He stood outside the door of his local pub, The Shaftesbury, and prepared for his first drink back on earth.
All the men in the room put down their drinks and started walking towards Richard."So, how does it feel being twenty percent gayer?" One of them asked him mockingly.
Before the man had time to react, he had Richard's katana straight through his stomach. Richard gave him a moment to let this fact sink in before he did a backflip, slicing the man upwards. Richard placed his head in between the two segments and swallowed some of the blood that now flowed copiously from the man.
A Dream With Sharp Teeth: The New Nightmare
"Oh crikey, it's the rozzers!"
When Twilight exited the portal, she had no idea where she was. It looked like some sort of alley, but it wasn't like any alley she'd seen in Equestria. She tentatively walked forward and discovered some very strange buildings. They looked nothing like buildings did back home. She happened to notice that one building had bloodstains on the windows. She walked towards the building and slowly opened the door. When she looked inside, she was horrified. Blood everywhere, bodies littering the floor, the entire place wrecked. This was the aftermath of Richard's search for information. Twilight stared in shock, her eyes transfixed on the carnage before her, when she heard the low moaning of the bartender.
Meanwhile, Richard was making his way through the streets of London when he felt something vibrate in his pocket. He reached in and pulled out his mobile, an old Sony Ericsson, and answered the call.