To be a hero

I kinda expected them to blast me into oblivion or send me to hell but what the alicorns did to me I did not expect... Lemme start from where I left off

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed loudly because of the fact that these horses can probably melt me with their eyes for all I knew.

The two alicorns then glanced at each other for a moment before addressing themselves "mine name ist Princess Celestia of the day and tis mine sister princess Luna of the night" said the white one, now known as Celestia, pointing to the blue one known as Luna.

'Wait... Princess... I'm so screwed'.

"State thou name, species and why you killed thine Royal Guard immediately, or thou will be terminated" exclaimed Luna as she glared at me as if she were trying to kill me with her eyes.

I hesitated, burning with nervousness before telling them what they wanted to hear "M-my name i-is J-J-Jack, president of H-Hyperion. My species is Human from the p-planted Earth, And i killed the Guard by accident" i explained, hoping that they would understand that all of this was just one bug mistake and that i wasn't here to take over their planet (yeah i figured i wasn't on earth any more because of the talking magical horses and the fresh air showing no sign of pollution.

"Lies" Shouted Luna right at my face torturing my poor ears once more "thou killed this Guard on purpose".

"Luna calm down, cant thou see he ist clearly terrified of us" Celestia said to the younger alicorn, Now i know which one i should trust more.

As they had their conversation on if they should trust me or not i took this as an opportunity and tried to lift my arms up to fire my Lasors at their heads. Sure the idea was stupid and if it didn't work id probably get killed, but it's the best idea i got right now so deal with it.

As i slowly aimed my Lasors at their heads i soon realized that I'm not that heartless and try and think up a better idea, but then i got this strange feeling that was telling me that these horse lives meant nothing to me so they couldn't be too important right?.. no this isn't me, I'm better than this, I'm not Handsome Jack.

After a while of arguing to myself, the Princesses look to see my Lasors pointed directly at their heads and Celestia reacts quickly by throwing me into a tree shocking me out of my trance and paralyzing me long enough for the princesses to pull out six fancy looking gems and start charging up some kind of energy.

"What kinda weapo-" i tried to say before getting cut off by a colossal rainbow beam heading straight for me, i tried to move but i just couldn't and soon find myself slowly but surely turning to stone.

That was probably 1000 years ago by now and you have no idea how much i regret that day, and also how much i want to have my revenge on those two bitch-esses just as much as everyone else in this garden.

"Cheer up old pal, you'll get your sweet revenge one day" said that voice that I've grown to hate over the years.

"Leave me alone Discord I'm not in the mood" i replied trying not to insult him out of frustration.

"Oh come on, you're never in the mood anymore, you used to always want to chat back in the day" said Discord disappointed that he couldn't get his daily conversation out of me.

"Why don't you go piss off one of the other statues and leave me to my own thoughts, asshole" i told him trying to remember what i was thinking about.

"Well, fine. But remember when i break free of this place i expect a full apology" he replied huffing.

'yeah like that's going to happen anytime soon' i thought to myself as i try and think of something else.

Not a minuet later a group of school fillies and colts round the corner to where Discord and i are placed. Now we usually don't get visitors around here so naturally this was quite a shock to me.

"Now my little ponies, why don't you try and tell me what this statue represents?" asked the older mare to all the foals. 'oh right, so they're ponies... that explains why they're so small'.

"Leadership" Exclaimed a small orange coated Pegasus with a purple mane.

"Heroism" Shouted a slightly taller unicorn with a white coat and a pink and purple mane.

"Villainy" Remarked a yellow earth pony with a red mane.

'Wow do i really look like i could represent those?' i thought to myself as i watched the three fillies argue.

"Girls!" the older one snapped as the three quickly turned their attention towards her. "you're all wrong, this statue represents... Stupidity"

'Oh you have got to be kidding me, I am sooo going to make those sister's death slow and painful.

I watched as the ponies went over to Discord and out of ear range. Slowly as they walked away i saw Discord's statue start to crack and crumble away until he was free. All i could do is watch as Discord started stretching and clicking his bones, then he turned to me and smiled before teleporting in front of me.

"I waiting for that apology Jack" he said to me smiling mischievously.

"I'M SORRY, I REALLY AM WE'RE STILL FRIENDS RIGHT?" i shouted quickly hoping he could still hear my voice in that chaotic little head of his even though he is no longer a statue and the mental link should be broken.

"Hmm... OK if you say so" I smiled (i imagined to anyway) as i let the idea of being able to move after 1000 years of sitting in the same position thinking about how pathetic my life really is. "But i need you to do a favor for me" he said to me.

'Of course there's a catch' i thought to myself before weighing my options. "I'll do whatever you want, just please let me free" i begged him.

"Help me destroy the Elements of harmony" he said evilly.

I smiled.