Prologue: The end, and beginning (of Total Drama)
Princess Celestia was sitting in her room watching her favorite T.V show, Total Drama, she watched as the humans on the screen were competing in many different activities, and then the winner was chosen. The host of the show got right infront of the camera and started speaking.
"This is the last season of Total Drama, thank you for watching, i'm Chris Mclean, signing off for the last time, peace!" Said the human on the screen, he then took out his signature jetpack and flew away. Princess Celestia's face scrunched up in anger, she then proceeded to smash her T.V, The sound caused Princess Luna to run into her bedroom.
"My dear sister, what is the matter?" Asked Luna, obvious concern for Celestia in her voice.
"My favorite show ended." Celestia replied.
"Is that any reason to smash your T.V?" Asked Luna
"Yes it is, it means no more seeing the drama, the action, and the island!" Celestia shouted, her voice echoing through the halls of the castle.
"Then why not just bring the host of the show here and make your own Total Drama." Said Luna, obvious sarcasm in her voice.
"That's it, i'll get Chris Mclean here along with Chef and their camera crew, and we can make our own Total Drama!" Exclaimed Celestia,
"What! I was making a joke, we can't really do this!" Yelled Luna.
"But of course we can, we are the princesses afterall." Said Celestia.
"But how are we supposed to do this? We don't exactly have an island in Equestria." Luna said. Celestia's horn then lit up as if she was raising the sun. After about a minute her horn stopped glowing and Celestia looked towards Luna with gleeful eyes.
"We do now." She said.
"You made an island!" Luna yelled in anger.
"Yes I did, how else were we supposed to have the show?" Asked Celestia. Luna sighed and facehoofed.
"Fine, you can have your fun, but I want no part in th-" Luna started.
"You can pick ten ponies to be on a team you named." Celestia said. Luna looked at Celestia with a confused look, but her look then became seldom.
"When you put it that way, let's do it, let's make a reality T.V show." Luna said. The two princesses made their horns glow and a magical aura surrounded both of them. The room lit up with a bright white light and the silhouette of a form was able to be seen in the center of it all. After about a minute the light faded and Chris Mclean was seen in the center of the room.
"Whoa! Where in the world am I! Who in the world are you two, why am I yelling!" Chris yelled.
"I'm Princess Celestia, and that is my sister Luna. You're in Equestira for a new season of Total Drama." Explained Celestia.
"No, Total Drama is finished, no more, finnet- You can talk!" Yelled Chris
"The contestants will be magical talking ponies like us." Said Luna
"Magical talking ponies huh? It will make a good show, I will just need Chef and the camera crew." Chris said.
"We already put them on the island." Said Celestia.
"And we have come up with the team names for you." Said Luna
"The Sunflares." Celestia said.
"And the Nightdusts." Said Luna.
"I usually pick the names, but I guess i'll make an exception since you two brought me here." Chris said.
"Oh goody, my favorite T.V show is going to return!" Exclaimed Celestia.
"Take me to the island." Chris said. The princesses teleported themselves and Chris to the island where Chef and the camera crew where waiting.
"You can get everything set up while we go and get you your contestants." Luna said.
"That way you can make everything and plan the challenges beforehoof." Added Celestia.
"That will help, thank you Princess Celestia, Princess Luna." Chris said humbly.
"Chris, where are we!" Someone yelled from behind him. Chris turned around and look at his friend Chef.
"Chef, we are going to make another, Total Drama." Chris said.
"We're gunna do what now?" Chef asked.
"We're making Total Drama: Ponies!" Exclaimed Chris.
"Actually, we were think something more along the lines of, Total Drama: Equestria." Celestia said.
"I like that title better, now then, let's get to building everything we need." Chris said
"So am I not going to cook meat?" Chef asked.
"You will not cook meat, you will make foods that us ponies eat, oats, hay, muffins, toast, eggs, and cakes." Celestia said.
"I'm gunna have my work cut out for me." Chef mumbled as he walked to where he would build the mess hall. The two princesses teleported away and Chris was left there.
"Quick turn on the cameras!" Chris yelled. The camera crew got to work and set up cameras everywhere. Once they were done they had one cameraman record Chris.
"Last season of Total Drama was a good one, we had some laughs, we had some crying, and we had alot of pain, But that is in the past, We have a new season of Total Drama coming to you soon, Total Drama: Equestria!" Chris said to the camera. The cameramen and women started right away with the film they got, they edited it a bit and then broadcasted it. The commercial went all over Equestria, many ponies seeing it.
"A new season of Total Drama huh? This should be fun." Chris said as he laughed, waiting for his new contestants of Total Drama to appear.
Pilot: Welcome to the Ponyisle
"I'm Chris Mclean, and today is the first episode of Total Drama: Equestria, we have twenty ponies being sent here and they will all be competing for one million bits! Each episode one unlucky pony will be sent back home, and not have the chance to win. Here come our contestants now." Chris said. A loud honk could be heard and a boat docked. A large group of ponies was on the boat, and Chris introduced them. "we have Lightning Crystal, Compass Rose, Inkwell Prose, Thunderbolt Sentinel, Scootaloo, Scout Charger, Evan, Hazel Bell, Rusty, Written Sound, Smooth Sailing, Solar Eclipse, Poetry Motion, Blueberry Shine, Emerald Isle, Octavia, SkyHop, PaintBrush, Elie Evergreen, and Jet." Said Chris. All the ponies got off the boat and walked to the other side of the dock.
"Now that I have you all here let's take a tour of the camp that you will be staying at. So follow me." Chris said, as he led them to the campsite. In the campsite was two cabins, one of them was big and nice looking, columns were at the doorway, the windows were very clear, and there was vines going up the side in a beautiful fashion. The other cabin was falling apart, the doors were falling off their hinges and the windows were cracked and filthy. All the ponies looked at the first cabin with awe, but the second they saw the second one their expressions immediately changed to disgust. Chris then pointed to a small outhouse and said. "That is the confessional, basically where you can state your thoughts on the others."
"Excuse me, not to sound rude or anything, but why are you not saying the teams yet?" Scootaloo asked. Chris stopped and the turned to the ponies.
"I was getting to that. Lightning Crystal, Compass Rose, Inkwell Prose, Thunderbolt Sentinel, Scootaloo, Scout Charger, Evan, Hazel Bell, Rusty, and Written Sound, you'll be the Sunflares. Smooth Sailing, Solar Eclipse, Poetry Motion, Blueberry Shine, Emerald Isle, Octavia, SkyHop, PaintBrush, Elie Evergreen, and Jet, you'll be the Nightdusts." Chris said. All the ponies looked at one another and separated into two groups so as to be with their team.
"So me and Blueberry are on separate teams, why did that have to happen, I am her boyfriend, hopefully none of the other stallions get any ideas." Evan said.
"Now then, follow me to where we can start the first challenge." Chris said. The ponies followed him to the center of the forest and there was an obstical course built. In the obstical course there was mud pits, giant trap doors, and at the end of the course there was a totem pole.
"What are we supposed to do with this?" Lightning asked.
"I'm glad you asked, here we have an obstical course built to see which one of your teams can get to the other side, grab the totem pole, and get it back to the cabins, first team to do so gets first pick of cabin." Chris replied. Chris walked to the start of the obstical course. "Now, Sunflares, Nightdusts, I want you to pick three ponies from each of your teams to go through the obstical course." Chris said. The two teams conversed with one another.
"I'm thinking we have Scout Charger do it." Scootaloo said.
"Okay." Scout Charger said.
"Then who else should do it, we need three ponies you know." Sentinel said.
"What about Rusty? She could do it." Hazel Bell said.
"Sure i'll do it." Rusty said.
"Now we just need one more." Lightning said.
"I'll do it." Compass said. All the ponies nodded and Scout, Rusty, and Compass all went to their starting points in the obstical course. The Nightdusts were still conversing.
"Okay, you, you, and you, will be doing the course." Smooth Sailing said as she pointed to Poetry Motion, SkyHop, and PaintBrush. The ponies went to their starting points and waited for the course to start. Scout and Poetry were first up, they got ready to run.
"Go!" Chris yelled. Scout and Poetry ran they got to the first obstical, the balance beam. Scout slowly creeped onto the beam to walk forward.
"Great, a balance beam this just gets better and better." Scout said sarcastically.
Poetry walked gracefully onto the beam and got to the other side before Scout was even half way across. Poetry then tapped SkyHop who was next for the course, shortly after Scout got across and tapped Rusty, signaling her to go. Rusty was fast, she easily caught up to Skyhop and soon passed her, dodging all the trapdoors with ease.
"Go Rusty!" Her team cheered her on. SkyHop was slower than Rusty but not by much, she wasn't that far behind but still pretty far behind. Rusty reached the end of her section first and tapped Compass. The second Rusty tapped Compass she zoomed off, SkyHop caught up and tapped PaintBrush. Paint ran to try to catch up, but she was too far behind.
"Come on Paint, you can do it!" Jet cheered her on. Chris pressed a button and walls came out of the ground making a maze for them to go through. Compass smelled the air to try to get a familiar scent to latch onto and run to. Paint was walking through the maze going down random corridors in hopes of finding the way out.
"Okay, a maze I don't know if he was trying to make it fair or more difficult or what, but i just had no idea where I was." Paint said.
Compass burst out of the exit of the maze and ran to the others on her team who were ready to pick up the totem pole. Paint soon followed out and went to her team to get the totem pole. The Sunflares got their totem pole first and started heading back to the cabins, The Nightdusts were still having trouble with trying to get their totem. Solar was looking around and noticed a river that would lead them back to the cabins.
"The river!" Solar yelled. His team looked at the river and started to roll the totem into the river in hopes of it floating down the current to the cabins. The SunFlares got to the cabins quickly and hurried to the good cabin to put their totem infront of. The Nightdusts' totem came flying from the forest and was followed by The Nightdusts. The Sunflares quickly set down their totem infront of the good cabin marking a win and the place they would be sleeping.
"No!" groaned The Nightdusts. The Sunflares were celebrating on their victory high-hoofing each other and heading inside.
"Looks like you guys'll have to meet me at the bonfire tonight to vote somepony off." Chris said as he walked away.
"Okay look we know what's going to happen so might as well get to know each other." Smooth said.
"I agree fully." Octavia said.
"So who's going first?" Hazel asked.
"We need to think, who was the most useless in that obstical course." Emerald said.
"Nopony was really useless." Blueberry said.
"Solar did come up with the river idea." SkyHop said.
"And Paint did do her best in the maze." Jet chimed in.
"We need to vote somepony off." Paint said.
"But who?" Elie asked.
"I don't care who gets voted off, so long as I win. I mean you guys are just pawns in the way of my victory." Solar said. At those words the team looked at him angrily. Solar walked to the bonfire.
"I think I know who i'm voting for." Smooth said.
"Same here." Sky, Paint, Octavia, and Emerald said at the same time.
Later that night The Nightdusts gathered at the bonfire while Chris explained what was happening.
"This is the bonfire, here you all will choose someone on your team to get voted off, if you're safe, then you'll get a marshm-." Chris started.
"We don't have any marshmallows, all we have are muffins." Chef interrupted
"Okay fine, you'll get a muffin if you're not being kicked off, after you get your muffin you'll be safe for the night, but if you don't get a muffin then you'll go to the dock of shame, get on the boat of loserdom and be taken off the island by Chef, now go get to voting." Chris said. The team got some papers and pencils so that they could vote. After some time they stopped voting and Chris got the papers back.
"Some pretty interesting votes here, and the ponies who are safe are, Emerald, Smooth, Poetry, Octavia, Paint, Jet, and Elie." Chris said as he tossed muffins at them.
"That leaves one muffin, and two ponies, me and Sky." Solar said
"And the last muffin.......goes to" Chris paused, letting the panic set in as both Sky and Solar started to look worried. Chris pointed at Sky then pointed at Solar, shifting his pointing inbetween the two. "Sky" Chris tossed the muffin at her.
"What! Why did I get voted off! I demand a recount!" Solar yelled in anger.
"I saw the votes, six were for you, and four were for Sky. Now vamoose." Chris said. Solar walked to the dock and got on the boat of loserdom.
"Mark my words, you made a grave mistake voting me off, I will come back!" Solar yelled as the boat drove off.
"That was intense, First pony down and nineteen left to go. Who will win, who will lose, and what do I have in store for these ponies? all of these questions and more, next time on, Total Drama EQUESTRIA!" Chris said.
Author's Note
Ponies left: 19
1. Lightning Crystal
2. Compass Rose
3. Inkwell Prose
4. Thunderbolt Sentinel
5. Scootaloo
6. Scout Charger
7. Evan
8. Hazel Bell
9. Rusty
10. Written Sound
11. Smooth Sailing
~~12. Solar Eclipse~~
13. Poetry Motion
14. Blueberry Shine
15. Emerald Isle
16. Octavia
17. SkyHop
18. PaintBrush
19. Elie Evergreen
20. Jet
