So like tons of others out there, I got tricked by that merchant. Brought a prop, vanished and tossed into Equestria....all that good stuff. Difference is, I arrived a few years BEFORE Luna went Nightmare Moon. Took some time, but me, Luna and Cel became good friends. Problem is, last thing I remember is Luna spazzing out. Now that I'm up and about again, I've got only one question.....why am I in the middle of the forest? And where in TARTARUS are my HEADPHONES?!