Is this what we want?

by ArcticBlaz3

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

Jimmy was a nerd. He knew it so when he woke up from his nap to find himself in a forest well he knew what was safe. but when the plants tried to eat him whole and the local wildlife was composed of sedimentary rock he was scared shitless. so when a talking horse came and saved his ass he couldn't be more grateful.

Chapters

Chapter 1: Into the wild purple yonder
Prologue: "Well Fuck"

Chapter 1: Into the wild purple yonder
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Is this what we want?

Chapter 1: Into the wild purple yonder

"Who are you and how did you get here" asked the purple alicorn. "Well" Jimmy tried to reply but to no avail. "I Kinda woke up here and i'm freaking out so...". "Wait why are you here and not in my library scaring my assistant" twilight asked quizzically. "What" he responded in a flat tone

Prologue: "Well Fuck"
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Is this what we want?

Prologue: "Well Fuck"

"Well fuck" Jimmy thought to himself. Two hours and he was still in a fucking forest of doom and dick plants. "Sounds like a bad Dungeons and Dragons porn game." he thought to himself. As he continued on looking for a way out he spotted a old castle. The thing seemed well past its prime and the outer gardens seems to have a mind of its own. Entering the thing he expected to see it gone to shit but nope. It looked like it was in the middle of renovation when they just up and left. "But why....." He was about to leave when the sight of bed caught his eye. What it was doing so close to the main hall he didn't know and frankly he didn't care. He fell down onto the mattress and drifted to sleep.

~A few hours later~

Twilight was never one to go into the everfree forest alone. Not after what happened 5 years ago. But she still needed to see if spikes comic book was there. He liked to go out and read in the castle so he asked her to go check and see if he left one there. As she approached the desolate castle she noticed the door slightly open. "Some wild life must have gone in" she thought as she opened the door. The castle wasn't the nicest place but if they ever finish cleaning it then it could be pleasant. She reached the main hallway with no trouble but something caught her eye. A lump laying in spikes favorite bed. "why would somepony be in the castle" she quietly asked herself. She was about to go ask when it got up and stretched. "Thats nopony" she thought "thats a human but what's one doing here"?

Jimmy awoke in a daze. He was able to get a good amount of sleep but a sudden air pressure drop woke him. As he got up to stretch he took note of two things. One that the door was open and two there was labored breathing behind him. He quickly turned around to see a purple pony with a horn and a set of wings. "Well fuck" he thought as he was immediately tackled by the purple horse.