The Battle of Colissia

1.You may not wrestle bears anywhere in Equestria

1. Just because you don't want to work does not mean you can maim yourself to get out of it

2. No licking horns

3. You may not flick your boogers into the wind

4. No wearing masks in public

5. You may not impersonate Celestia or Luna, only Twilight

6. You may not sell foam peanuts to ponies who think they are real peanuts

7. You may not lie that your peanuts are real

8. You may not drive a carriage blindfolded

9. You may not wear fake moustaches in church

10. You may not skateboard in a public building

11. You are not allowed to push a moose out of a moving airplane

12. You cannot wake up a sleeping bear to take pictures with it

13. You may not tie Gummy to the roof of a carriage

14. You may not dress as a clown in a business office

15. You may not parade around Canterlot with a bow and arrows

16. You cannot hunt camels in the desert

17. You cannot steal soap and eat it

18. You are not allowed to ride Twilight up any set of stairs

19. You are not allowed to buy spray paint until you are 180

20. You cannot sneak up on Celestia and Luna at random times in the castle

21. Especially not at night

22. You cannot throw Frisbee's at ponies heads without fair warning

23. You cannot ride a bicycle in a swimming pool

24. You may not mutilate rocks

25. You may not throw missiles at carriages

26. You may not fire catapults at buildings

27. You may not let your llama eat Twilight and Fluttershy's gardens

28. You may not challenge a police officer

29. You may not let your pickles bounce

30. You may not strap rockets to your bicycle

31. You may not walk backwards down stairs

32. You may not cross the street while walking on your hands

33. You may not cover Celestia and Luna in Silly String

34. It is illegal to sell your half-eaten cupcakes

35. You may not tie an elephant to a parking meter

36. You may not sing at church while in a swimsuit

37. You may not live on a boat for more than 30 days

38. You may not yell at dead bodies

39. You may not play pinball after 2 A.M.

40. You may not fish on a camel's back

41. You may not fish from a giraffe's back

42. You may not charge one armed piano players

43. You may not eat fire hydrants

44. You may not catch fish with your bare hooves

45. Musical car horns are banned

46. You may not drive your carriage through a parade

47. You may not sing the alphabet song at night if you are not inside and in your bedroom and all alone with your window closed