Immortal Saviors

by Ravvij

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Luna, Princess Celestia, Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other
Length: 5656

What do centuries old beings desire most? Friends. Eternal, unconditional and unwavering.

The princesses have lived for hundreds, if not thousands, of years. They've loved, lost, and loved again. But what could keep such a magnificent being from losing their sanity and stop them from becoming uncaring? How about a friend. Just a simple friend who has and always will be there to help them through all the tough times in their life.

This is inspired by the pony simulators drawn by DoubleWBrothers on DeviantArt.
Links:
http://doublewbrothers.deviantart.com/art/Celestia-simulator-475368460
http://doublewbrothers.deviantart.com/art/Luna-Simulator-444869520

I recommend copying the text rather than downloading. I can't get the bold or italics to work from the downloaded versions.

Published 2015-07-11 00:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-15 07:47:15 UTC

Prologue

Prologue

I have seen a lot in my time. I'm not even sure where to begin, really. I've lived for so long that I'm not even sure what year it is or how long I've existed. Who am I? No one really. I do not have a mortal name. I've traveled to many different places and countless worlds. Now, you might be wondering why, or you might not. Either way, I'm going to tell you as long as you continue to read my words. You see, I'm an immortal being. Mostly just a spirit, but I do, on occasion, take physical form when I wish. There are many beings like myself, so you can't properly call me a god, and nor am I all-powerful. If anything, I just travel from place to place seeking out those who need me most. Those beings who live indescribably long lives. I befriend them and care for their mental and spiritual well-being. I have many of these such friends. So many, in fact that I could waste away your short life just naming them all. But, what I'm about to share with you is a tale or three about some very special friends of mine. They are regal and beautiful beings from another realm you know as "Equestria". I will show you just what these timeless beings go through and how I try to help them. Even the immortals need companions, especially them. They suffer from the worst kinds of loneliness and I have seen more than my fair share of "Immortals" lose their minds from the loss of their friends over so much time.
Come. See through my eyes as I visit the Princesses of Equestria and show you just how being a friend can help even the mightiest of beings.

First encounter: Celestia of Equestria

In the near darkness of the universes I heard a cry. A cry of pain and sorrow. A cry so lonely I felt my heart breaking because of it. What else could I do but follow it? The sound lead me to a place filled with bright colors and flourishing life all around me. The most gentle looking quadrupeds dominated the lands and they called themselves "Ponies". Whispers carried on the winds called this land Equestria; at least, this small portion I was in was naming itself such. The town I was in called itself "Canterlot". I followed the cries to a castle atop the city built onto the side of a tall mountain. Inside the lavish walls of the castle I was being drawn to a place... no, a pony. I stopped before a white "Alicorn" with a beige-rainbow colored mane and, curiously, she was not crying. I could hear the pain coming from her, but she did not shed a single tear. Being what I am, no living being could see me. I did not want them to. I rested on the steps before the beautiful creature and her throne. I looked around and saw that, of all the citizens of this land, she had features from each kind; a long white horn atop her head and large wings protruding from her back, a taller frame than her fellow ponies, and a mark on her flank of a bright yellow sun. I watched and listened to her giving commands, attending meetings, and helping those who had requested a personal audience with her. Around her were gold plated ponies like herself and, beyond them, others with very posh looking attire. I came to learn that her name is "Celestia" and that she was a very wise and understanding ruler. She treated her subjects more than fairly; even the ones I knew didn't deserve it.

The hours passed and I saw how tired the Alicorn Princess had become. She held her composure as sternly as a statue, unchanging and never wavering; however, from watching her I could see her fatigue growing on her. The crying I'd heard from before was fading slowly, but never left her completely. If anything, I think it may have just been my ears growing used to the sound. My heart went out to her. I wanted to do something for her, but, not here. If I showed myself here and without warning I might as well reveal every other being like myself to a species that, to my ignorance, may try to capture us or worse. They seemed to have an inner magic that made each unique and special. Who knows, they could be able to capture my kind with that unicorn magic of theirs.

The hours passed and the sun was setting. The Princess retired to her bed chambers. She, quite astoundingly, was in charge of raising the sun and moon in this world. My awe and reverence of her grew with all that I learned of her. She was, without a doubt, an amazing being in her own right. Suddenly however, she began to cry and her rear had dropped, quite suddenly, onto the thick pillow bed in the center of the room; it looked as though all her regal strength had left and abandoned her. The stern mask she held so stubbornly the past few hours had broken away and her inward cries came flooding out as if a dam somewhere inside her had broken. It started as a little drip of small tears that all a pony need to do was put a hoof on her to stop it, but quite suddenly it burst forth in a raging torrent of pain and anguish. Upon her seeing the moon, I noticed, she'd become like this. I wondered. How could such a beautiful and strong being such as this be in so much pain? The silent crying that only I heard rose to greater volumes in my ears and I was no longer content with myself to just sit and watch her suffer. She collapsed into the bed, her face hidden by the soft, stuffed fabric she rested on. No, not rested... this wasn't resting. This was suffering. Her sobs and constant crying became more violent and was no longer only vocal; her body shook and trembled. She did not have the howling volume I could hear coming from withing her, but my heart was breaking over and over every second I watched her.

I walked to the desk she had placed in one corner of the room and picked up a piece of paper and the quill and ink. I set it down before her and scrawled out a message. Once done. I slapped my hand down onto the paper, getting a startled response from her. She looked up at it, her fur matted against her skin from all the tears she'd been shedding.

"Why do you cry so?" I asked through the paper.

She stood up and looked around the room in alarm. "Luna?" she called pitifully.

"Who are you? Where are you?" she said timidly and feigning strength, as though she feared for her safety.

"I am with you." I wrote, "I will not reveal myself to you yet, but, I must know. Why are you so sad?"

She watched the quill write out my message before answering. "I am... alone." she said sadly, "Now, who are you? Why have you invaded my chambers?"

"I have not invaded. I bring no harm or enemies here." I wrote.

"If you mean no harm, why have you decided to keep yourself from me?"

"I do not wish to frighten you. I heard your pain from... far away... and came to see if I could help."

She gave a small smile, a very small smile, I almost didn't catch it. "Unless you can turn my sister back to what she was, turn her darkness away, I'm afraid there's nothing you or any ponyesle can do for me."

"I wish I could. I cannot directly affect events in a world that must solve themselves. I'm sorry, Celestia."

She gave a snotty sniff and a sad, baleful smile.

I waited a moment before asking, "If revealing myself to you could heal some hurt you are suffering, could I trust you not to reveal my existence to anyone?"

She took a moment to reply. I couldn't tell if she was weighing her trustworthiness or mine. "I could use a friend right now. If for no other reason than to have somepony's shoulder to cry on." her hopeful smile looked directly down at the little scrap of paper.

"I am not a pony."

"Oh? That's kind of exciting."

"Ready?"

"As I'll ever be, I suppose."

And with that, the air split away from where I'd been kneeling and clouds of distant stars warped and fled from around my body. I revealed myself to her. She looked on in awe of me and inspected me.

"You're not the strangest creature I've seen, but you're definitely... different. You have no tail?" her expressions and observations brought a smile to my face. I stood up and held out my hand to her, palm up. She sniffed my skin and smiled again. "So, what is it you think you can do for the broken heart of a Princess?"

"Nothing." I told her. Her look went from shock almost immediately to anger before I spoke again, "I cannot do anything for the Princess, but I can do just what you, Celestia, need of me. I can give you my shoulder to cry on. I can talk you through your pain. I can listen to your woes. I can, and will be here for you when you desire me to be so." I smiled warmly at her and place my hand on her cheek. Her expression shifted from her anger to relief and sadness and longing.

"I... I think I would like that." she rubbed against my hand slowly.

I moved closer and she stepped to me as well. I embraced her gently. She was warm and her ethereal mane flowed over my face like the winds of the brightest stars. I could see now why her name was "Celestia" and why it was spoken with such revere.

She began to sob softly, hanging he head over my shoulder. I stroked her mane and she sat down almost limply on her hind quarters. I stood there, holding her head up upon my shoulder. We remained like that for a short while before she broke the embrace.

"Thank you. Very much. I think I feel a little better."

"I'm glad to help in any way, my friend." I said happily.

"We're friends now?" she smiled at me with that same sad smile.

"Why, yes. Of course! Why not?"

"Well, I only know you as a passing stranger. Why do you consider me your friend?"

"Would you rather I didn't?" I asked rhetorically, "I've known you since shortly after I arrived here. I watched you command your kingdom and make just decisions for even the most little of things. I find your strength and will to be admirable." I said with all honesty, "I heard your cries long before the tears came, and every moment my heart has been breaking for you."

She flushed a little and turned her eyes away. When she glanced back she said slowly, "When you say you're here for me whenever I might want... you... you're not going to possess me are you?"

I looked at her, my eyes wide and my mouth open before I burst out laughing. She looked at me for a moment, then began to laugh herself, finding her own words and concerns to be quite funny as well.

"Oh-ho, my dear, I couldn't possess you if I wanted to. Besides, what would either of us gain by that? I came here to relieve your sorrow and that is just what I intend to do."

"Yes." she giggled, "I suppose you're right. Do you have a name?" she asked, the sadness nearly gone from her and a relieved, happy expression adorned her face.

"I do... but it cannot be put to words, I'm afraid. It's more like a feeling or an idea.The same way I am talking to you now, the same way I've been writing to you through this little paper. I am very real, but to a living being I am little more than a...ghost?" I questioned my choice of descriptive.

She gave another little giggle then took a long breath, "Glad to know you're not just a figment of my imagination."

"Oh, that wouldn't be so bad either. If I was, I could lead you on adventures through your own thoughts and we'd play all day. Like an imaginary friend." I said brightly to her.

She only shook her head, "I don't think that would be entirely bad either, but going to a hospital for insanity or just being accosted for having an imaginary friend could cause problems for me."

"I suppose you are right. Still, nothing beats being a child."

"Oh yes! I agree! I would do almost anything to be a foal once more, even if only for a short time."

"Your wish is granted." I said and gave a short bow.

She looked at me in confusion before she realized what we'd said. Before she could continue, I looked up at her and touched the tip of my finger to the tip of her horn. She was enveloped in light and her body shrank to the size of a foal. After the light had faded and she opened her eyes, Celestia looked around to see that everything around her had grown, "What? You're... I'm?"

"A child? Yes." I knelt down to her and picked her up from beneath her forelegs, "This is what you wanted, isn't it?"

She stared at me incredulously. "Y-yes, but... how?"

"I've granted your wish, my friend." I said simply.

"She looked over herself and then me, "It is temporary... right?"

"Ha ha, yes. It is as you wished. You are a foal again for a short time. Is there something you particularly wished to do as a little one?"

She turned her head and looked up at, what I guessed was her thoughts. She only took a short time before brightening up and saying excitedly, "I wanna go an adventure!"

"Alright, my little friend! Where to?" she had the cutest voice and, being this small, she looked absolutely adorable!

"Well, the gardens are pretty fun when one's this small." she offered.

"Then let us go there!" I smiled at her cheerfully.

We snuck out of the castle and into the courtyard. A vast garden lay inside it and I instantly understand why she wanted to go here. There were many places to hide and play as a foal. Places she could go and places I might be able to squeeze through.

"Come on! I'll show you where I hid my secret stash!" she said and trotted off.

"Secret? What kind of secret?" I asked, playing along.

"A hoard for pirate treasure and stolen jewelry!" she chimed.

"Ooh, treasure? Now this I must see!"

We crawled through the under brush and into a labyrinth of foliage. She'd run ahead and popped her head back around to see if I was keeping up; I was, just barely. We stopped at the edge of the courtyard where the trees and shrubs were thickest and she hoofed at the ground.

"Keeping it buried, eh, land lubber?" I said in mock of a pirate.

"Yeah! You have to keep it a secret! Don't tell anyone!" she looked at me seriously.

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." I swore.

She looked at me oddly so I told her, "It's something I heard on an echo of your future." I gave her a little wink.

She laughed at me and resumed digging. I joined her in scooping out the dirt with my hands and soon we were looking at her secret treasure. A pile of specially shaped rocks and random 'looks-like-a...' kind of rocks. I picked up one of the stones and eyed it, inspecting it. "Aye. That's a shiny bit o' booty that is!"

She laughed at me.

"What?"

"You said 'booty'!" she fell over giggling to herself.

"Oh ya think I'm funny do yah?" I said in mock play, "Well, I'll be swipin yer treasure now, matey. What be ye thinkin' o' that?"

She looked up at me and grinned playfully, "Never! This treasure has been confiscated for the royal treasury! Back off ye thieving bilge rat!"

"Arrh. Ye be a mighty foe, my friend. But can ye handle a sword?" I said and plucked a dead stick from the ground and held it before me. She followed suit and magically held her stick to point at me. We squared off, over acting our swings at first, but she surprised me when she began fighting more seriously. Her technique, even magically unhindered and more agile than my hands could be, was good. More than good! She was fighting me seriously and it took all I had to keep her from landing a serious blow on my hide. I needed to end this quickly or I might end up with some nasty bruises, so, when she thrusted at me, I let the stick slip between my arm and ribs, catching it in them, and falling to the ground in a mock death scene.

"Oh what calamity have befallen mine wretched life. Tis over. I'll never see another bit." I opened an eye to look at her, a fun smile across my face. But her's was disappearing. "Hey... what's wrong, my friend?"
She didn't look at me. She didn't even stir when I crawled over to her and placed a hand on her back.

"My sister. She and I used to pretend fight like that all the time. I would always win. To be honest I hoped you would best me." she said as her sad smile returned.

"You love your sister very much." I pointed out out.

She gave a nod and she began crying again. I couldn't think of anything to say, so I scooped her up and cradled her as best I could. Holding her, comforting as best I could while she cried. If she looked pitiful before, like this, she looked even more so.

"Do-do you have any family?" she asked between sobs.

"Yes. I do, my little friend."

"Where are they?"

"Here, there. I don't really know. They could be sailing on the star-winds of a galaxy back home, or talking to flowers in a forest near-by." I said softly.

"Do you miss them?"

"Some times. Most times I see them. Sometimes I don't. They're kind of random and all over."

She looked up at me like a child looks into a parent's eyes for an answer, "Did any of them, do bad things? Things that got them banished?"

Uh oh. I could see where this was going. "Yes. One did. I had a sibling betray me and that cost me my mortal life."
She stared at me in horror. "That's just -- that's..."

"I forgave them. A long time ago." I inturupted, "My friend, you must understand. Sadness, fear and hate only breed more of its ilk. I chose to release my feelings unto the good things within myself. Things, I knew would last longer and remain more pure than the anger and pain I felt towards that one family member. Above all, I no longer blame myself for what happened, and I forgave myself."

"Blame yourself?" she asked.

"Yes. It was I who banished my sibling. It was I who took the life of my sibling and thus denying them eternity as I have now."

Celestia looked at me, shocked. "H-how could you... I mean... how do you live with yourself? What I've done is killing me inside and every time I look at the moon I just want to dig a hole and bury myself, and hope somepony builds a house over me!" her voice raised at my words.

"I know. It feels horrible. You never really get over it and you'll never stop feeling the guilt for it either." I said softly, then I pressed my forehead to hers as best I could (her little horn was a bit in the way), "My friend... the best you can do is to try. Try to do more. Try to be more and do better. Even if your sister comes back to you, you'll feel like you have to make it up to her for the rest of your life. That's a good feeling, but don't let it consume you. A good thing can become corrupted in good intentions."
She stared at me thoughtfully for a moment then leapt up and hugged me, wrapping her forelegs around my neck as tightly as her little body would allow.

"Thank you!" she whispered, I could feel her hot tears running down her cheeks and onto my skin. She hopped out of my arms and, after a sniff and a wipe of her nose, she smiled at me. It was a sad smile, but there was hope and gladness behind it now; small and building up, but it was there none the less. "Now..." she said, slipping into her role once more, "Since ye have become alive again, I can only surmise that ye hath become the undead and I swear upon mine sword that I shall vanquish the!" sweet sun-loving fillies, was she cute when she was like this!

"Aye," I stood up and recovered my stick, "Let us see how powerful ya are against the ghost of a pirate, matey." and we resumed our little play. I lost again. Not surprising. She could handle that stick like it had the intent to vanquish every evil that plagued any land; imaginary or otherwise. Even in her temporary stature, she was fierce and unwavering. An enemy I'd hope I'd never have.

We returned to her chambers as the wish began wearing off. Celestia was nearly half back to her full height and the night was nearly over.

Once in her chambers she turned to face me, "I think I have a name for you." She said happily, "Sparrow!"

"What? Noooo..." I said dourly, but not unhappily.

"Yes! It suits you so well! You flew in like a bird, a new friend, to sing me into peace and gladness just because you wanted to."
I laughed a bit, "That romantic am I?"

"Oh yes! Very much so!" she stepped closer to me and nuzzled my arm, "You're a wonderful friend and that's the most fun I think I've had in a very long time."

"I see." I returned her affection by grabbing her head with my hands and began to pet and kneed her face and jaw, "Then I'll be your sparrow. I'll fly in through the window whenever you have need of me." I promised.

Celestia backed up and then looked at me sheepishly. "Could I ask for another wish?"

"Name it, my friend." I was smiling at her.

"Can you watch over me while I sleep tonight? I pray your company will alleviate my nightmares. And, your company is most welcome."

"As you wish... Celestia." I looked at her kindly.

She lay down atop her large pillow bed once more and I sat next to her. The night passed and she slept peacefully. Later I would hear that this same night would come to be called the longest night in Equestrian history, but for now, the Princess rested. Something I gave her at every effort. I stayed with her all night, just before she awoke. When she did awake, I'd left a note for her. Admittedly, I stuck around to watch her reaction upon reading it. And, I must say, if I wasn't her friend before I sure was now.

I'll not tell you what I wrote, but I will tell you that her tears were happy ones.

Author's Note

I'll admit it's a bit cheesy but I felt like writing something closer to canon than I usually do.
I plan to put a few more chapters in here and I hope they turn out better than this.
Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed it and let me know what you think!

I'm trying out double spacing to make this easier to read. Tell me if it does, yeah?

Second Encounter: Goddess of Light

I heard it again while traveling the rifts of reality, that tell tale rap rap rapping of my newest friend. At a mere thought I was taken to her castle and stood before her window over looking the palace, Canterlot, and some of Equestria. In the window waited Celestia, the alicorn princess whom I called my friend. Her features looked worn today, more so than usual. At her beckoning I revealed myself and she smiled so very brightly.

"Hello again, my friend." I said and gave a gracious bow.

"Hello, to you too, Sparrow." she smiled.

"How are you this day?"

"Not so good as I'd like."

"Maybe you'd care to enlighten me? Or, perhaps you'd like to see how ponies would treat you if you were elderly?" I joked.

"I think I'd just like some company."

"As you wish." and with that I floated down into her chambers and stood before her.

She walked up to me and gave my cheek a nuzzle. Like a little spark, her touch felt.. cold. Almost distant. Like the life in her had dwindled. I reached out with both hands and caught her muzzle. I looked into her eyes, searching for what? I didn't know.

"Sparrow?"

"Yes?"

"Is something wrong?"

"That's what I'm trying to see."

She pulled away from me and looked at the floor. There was sadness there, that much I knew, but something else troubled her.

"Why do you fear telling me, Celestia?"

"I do not fear telling you. Only..." she looked back up at me, "I fear hearing myself say say the words I want to tell. I fear what you will think of me afterwards."

"Why?" I stepped close to her and reached out again, this time, running my fingers through her mane.

"I don't know."

She was ashamed of something!

"I don't wish you to be disappointed in me." she whispered.

"My dearest friend, I do not think, in all of time, could you disappoint me" I said.

She leaned into me and I embraced her. That same cold shock hitting me once more.

"Celestia? Are you ill?"

"Yes. That too. I haven't slept for two days."

"Why? If you are sick you need to sleep."

She did not answer. Instead she leaned into the hand that stroked her mane. I decided to stop pressing for answers and instead told her about the places I'd gone and the things I'd seen. The gemstone planets, ethereal giants on a world made entirely of gas, and the forests of a red planet with silver grass and purple trees with gold leaves. While she listened I felt her body relax.

"If you wish, I could take you there to see those places."

"I would love that, but, no. It sounds like a long journey and I'm needed here." her words sounded poisoned.

"The journey, no. How long you spend there could be significantly more. We'd be there in the blink of an eye."

She thought about it for a second, then, "No. If I leave I may never come back. I don't trust myself to come back after seeing such places."

I tilted my head over and kissed her between the eyes, "You are wiser than you realize, my friend."

She gave a little blush and stepped back again, but this time, she stayed within arm's reach. I looked her over once, nothing seemed to be changing in her. I was at a loss. I didn't know what to do to help her.

"I feel so helpless right now. I don't know how I can help you "

"Have you forgotten?" she teased, "A wise and long lived person like yourself has forgotten a simple thing such as this?"

"You jest, but that does not help."

"I just need a friend. Someone to be with for a while."

"Ah. Then you just use me and throw me away? You're too cruel, Princess." I laughed.

"If that is your wish, dear Sparrow." she threw my niceties back at me playfully.

Oh, she is fun! "Tell me princess. You have a kingdom filled with ponies who would readily come to your side. Why call me just for company? I'm flattered, I am. But, I do not understand."

"I hope you never have to."

"Oh?"

"I do, indeed, have a kingdom filled with ponies who would do anything I asked of them...." she gazed out the window, "I like to think of my subjects as my family and friends. However, they do not see me that way and thus I must treat them less than they are. I could have as many friends as anypony in history, but would they truly be my friends? Would they honor my friendship beyond the mere fact that I am their ruler? No. I have yet to see such friendships for a very long time."

"And hiding among them as a fellow pony? With you power I'm sure you could"

"But that would not be a true friendship. I would be hiding who I am from anypony I befriend. I would hate myself for lieing to them."

She looked back at me, her eyes now filled with shame.

"I have... hurt somepony. Unjustly."

I must have looked quite shocked because she gave me a sigh that told me I was.

"I lashed out against a pony who had decided to drone on about why they should have special privileges beyond their station here in Canterlot. She kept pressing the issue and refusing to drop the subject even after I demanded it of her. I would not have bothered with her beyond that of a fly buzzing around my ear, but she slipped. She wanted special privileges for all the 'elite' of her house to be second only to me." she gave a heavy sign and continued, "I would not have caught her meaning had I not been so board listening to her every word. I -- I snapped. I raised my voice for an instant and then demoted her entire house to live near the dessert to the south, I banished them from Canterlot."

"And, this is a problem?"

"Yes. My decision was rash and unwarranted for such a tiny matter. She wouldn't take 'no' for an answer, however blunt it was. I just got so fed up with hearing these privileged ponies wanting more and more but not willing to work for what they want. Would you believe that over half of them expect me to just give them everything they desire because they believe they're entitled to it?"

"I would. I'm reminded of a saying from my home. 'Pearls before swine'."

She stared at me blankly.

"It's a metaphor. It can have several meanings but all are similar. Don't give a gift to someone who will not appreciate it. Or, the most beautiful gift could be right at a person's feet and they would never realize its real value." to drive my point, I brushed my hand along her cheek. Now she turned very red.

"You jest."

"Not this time."

"You shouldn't say such things, Sparrow."

"Why not?"

"Because you could unintentionally stir feelings in somepony and hurt them just by being someone they could never have."

"True. I am sorry for being a romantic. I'll not be sweet to you from now on."

She she nudged me playfully with her hoof, "Don't be like that either. It doesn't make it any better."

"I can't be nice, I can't be funny... You should get yourself a statue. They're more receptive to these things." I raised an eyebrow at her and smiled.

"I have dozens of those. They are the perfect friends."

"Now who's being cruel?"

"You. Of course." she gave a false huff.

"I should be like a statue then?"

"Yes. Then I could like you only as much as it suits me."

"You wound me, my friend." I gave a false put.

She smiled at me and knocked me over. I looked back up at her and tapped my finger to her foreleg. Her legs glowed and shrunk to less than half their height.

She gasped and then turned her horn on me. The gold glow surrounded me and I was suddenly very aware of a long mustache and beard sprouting from around my lips.

I tapped her horn and it shrunk. Down under her mane it went and she gave a little, "Eep!" before turning it on me again and suddenly I was a fluffy ball of fur and hair.

"No cake for you!" I said, and rolled her over.

"No cake?" she looked up at me.

"No cake."

She batted her eyes, tears filled them and I just couldn't help myself. I snapped my fingers and a large cake appeared beside her. Her crocodile tears disappeared and she stuck her tongue out at me.

"You're such a softy."

Now it was my turn to huff falsely.

The whole thing looked absolutely ridiculous. We thought so, at least. The two of us broke out into hearty laughter and the things we had cast on each other faded the longer we laughed. The cake, however, didn't fade and that afternoon I saw a side of Celestia I doubted many ponies saw. A gluttonous, cute side of her that just seemed so wrong and so right all at the same time. I would have to surprise he some day. Maybe that would help alleviate more of her depression.