Ananke 5

Entry 3:

             Local Time: July 13, 1595

             Mars Time: Sol 15

                                             So You may be wondering how I know what the local time is. Well it is simple really, I just asked one of them. But I am getting ahead of myself. I woke up today Hungry and Thirsty, I decided that I needed food. But I would not lower myself to stealing. So that left me one option. Ask someone for food. So I spent the better part of the day psyching myself up. Finally after one particular painful rumble of my stomach. I climbed down to the street and went up to the nearest vendor that was selling apples and asked for one. She rightfully so, saw me, went slack jawed, and screamed. That lead to everyone else looking in our direction, and I had barely time to sheepishly wave before everyone else lost their shit, and now I was in the middle of a massive cluster fuck. Why did this always happen to me! In annoyance and realization that I wasn't going to be getting any food in this situation, I took an apple and started eating it. I lent back on a nearby pole and watched as the street slowly but surely cleared out until I was the only one left. This wasn't A good first contact. Feeling slightly annoyed and very much a smart ass, I said...

"was it something I said?"

And made my way to the largest building I could see ,which happened to be a large castle that looked straight out of a fairy tale. But the entire concept of a world populated by horses is straight out of a kids show, so the circle was complete. By this point I was sure of the fact of me being either dead or hallucinating, shit like this had never happened before and it most certainly didn't happen to me. I was roused from my thoughts by the sound of hooves on cobblestone. I look up to see 8 white horses clad in golden armor with spears running... er... galloping, toward me. I won't recount what happened next due to me being a jackass and having my ass handed to me. Suffice to say I ended up in a jail cell. I'm now waiting for some "Princess Celestia" to come talk to me. Now I'm in the position of being in Horse, sorry PONY they got offended when I called them horses, waiting for a pony princess to chew me out for being a smart ass. This would be weird for a fever dream crossed with a bad acid trip. Don't do drugs kids. I hope they have some good grub here, cause I'm starving. I'm gonna update you on that tomorrow. Thank god they let me keep this thing.