A Little to Breezy for Parasprites

by ToxicWaves

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Main 6
Length: 1026

The parasprites and breezes return, at the same time.

The parasprites are back. Pinkie can tell. Sadly, today's not a good time (no time is a good time). Fluttershy made it very clear the breezies are coming back today.

Published 2015-07-12 01:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-12 01:30:01 UTC

Worry in the Morning

Worry in the Morning

When celestia raised the sun all the ponies in ponyville began to wake. They all knew what day it was. Fluttershy made it pretty clear to everybody. Literally. It took a while but she told everybody. She went to every door pinkie style handing out informational flyers about breezy protocol. She may as well have just put in on a billboard but being an impromptu veterinarian and animal groomer didn't pay that well so that was out of the question. But 9 hours and 495 flyers later she did it.

Mirroring a student who had weeks to do a project they never started that was due today pinkie pie flew of her bed... "Oh no". She woke due to a sudden wave of twitches came over her. Instantly she new what it meant. She had this pinkie sense feeling before. Also, like everyone else, she new what day it was. And these were not a good combination. She whispered to herself, "The parasprites are coming".

Twilight sparkle a woke due to a big crash through the library ceiling and the sound of books falling. "RAINBOW DASH", she hollered. She stormed out of her room wondering when the rainbow maned Pegasus would land a failed trick in one of the other many places to land in ponyville. It's fine though she had roofers on speed dial. She came into the library surprised to only see pinkie pie lying on the floor. She looked up at the ceiling confused on how an earth po- "THE PARASPRITES ARE COMING!", The pink pony said. "Oh no", Twilight said.

Fluttershy on the other hand did not wake up in any insane manner. She woke up happy and excited. How could she not be. The parasprites are finally coming back. She was determined not to mess up their trip this time. She quickly ate and quickly began to fly to rainbow dash's house. If you can call it that. Fluttershy assumed rainbow dash liked living in clouds. I mean she always assumed rainbow could afford a house if she wanted one. But rainbow never complained about her house. Or her government job.

Rainbow was already awake before fluttershy came. She didn't really care for the breezies. But she already promised her she would lead a Pegasus team in creating a breeze for the breezies to ride on. So she was eating as she heard the knocks. *Knock, knock, knock* "Rainbow". *Knock, knock, knock* "Rainbow". *Knock, knock, knock* "Rain-". She was cut off by a very annoyed pastel blue Pegasus perplexed at her enthusiasm this early in the morning. But she new why she was enthusiastic. She also knew why she was here. She threw what was left of the wonderbolt O's in her bowl in the sink and left with fluttershy to go get the breeze team together.

Twilight and pinkie pie were running around panicking. The only musicians (a brown cellist and a multi-colored maned white unicorn DJ) were both in canter lot leaving their music supply store closed. What were they going to do. The couldn't let the breezies trip be ruined again. Fluttershy would be devastated. Twilight was hoping this was a dream. She learned not to doubt pinkie sense though. They sat there dumbfounded not knowing what to do. There had to be another way to get rid of them. Pinkie pie and twilight ran to the only pony (or zebra) who could have a clue what to do. On they way to the hut they saw three parasprites which twilight teleported away. They both knew they wouldn't be held off forever though. They arrived on zechoras doorstep. Panting very heavily. They knocked a few times waking the zebra up. Seeing who it was she stretched, yawned, and let them in.

Author's Note

My first fic. Let me know what you think. Content wise, not grammar wise. Let me know if I should keep going.

The Arrival

After a few minutes of explaining zechora didn't really know know what to say. A few seconds of awkward silence late she said " I see you came here hoping for light. Sadly, I don't know how to stop the parasprites." Pinkie pie and twilight ran back to ponyville. They stopped for twililight to teleport every single parasprite she saw away. It was a lost cause though. There were to many.

By the time they got to ponyville it was to late rainbow dashes team of Pegasus had already made a breeze and lined it up with the last town's. The whole town all taking a break from today's work silently lined the sides of the breeze.

About 1 mile away everyone saw the breezies coming. Everyone remained dead silent. According to fluttershy everything was going as planned. Not for long though. A few seconds after everyone witnessed twilight and pinkie pie skidding into ponyville (a little to loudly resulting in a few shhhhhs from the crowd). Soon after they'd kid in you could hear a very distinct buzzing. Anyone who has lived in ponyville for a while knew exactly what breezies were. Especially fluttershy. She had a distinct look of worry.

When the breezier were about 1/2 miles away is when the town saw the first one. A tiny brown ball of evil floating out. Proceeding the first came a second, then a third. By the time the breezier were just entering town lets just estimate about 50 were in town.

As the parasprites entered town, ponies began to panic. Everybody was running. Everybody except fluttershy, who was trying to remain calm, Rainbow and the breeze team, trying to also remain calm, and twilight and pinkie who had no idea what to do. Everybody else was trying to protect all their stuff.

All they had to do was make sure that the ravaging parasprites don't interfere with the breezies trip. But they did, of course. What happened though no one expected. Through all the panic a blue parasprite flew up to the breezies (who were still floating), looked a purple one in the face, unhinged it's gigantic jaw, and swallowed it whole.