Unlucky Afternoon

by 5thWriter

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Comedy, Big Macintosh, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, Sex, Doctor Whooves
Length: 2385

You should always be careful where you decide to make some lovin'.

This story picks up right where Lucky Day ended. Pinkie Pie may have thought she had everything planned out, but she forgot about that wrench called "curiosity".

Contains: Pinkie's huge breasts, outdoor sex, voyeurism, and married sex.

Cover art by: Chill8ter

Published 2015-07-12 00:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-12 00:40:02 UTC

Oh, Buck!

Applejack bobbed her head along with the music as she and Rainbow Dash drove the rented van back to the beach house from the grocery store from the nearest town.

“How can you listen to this stuff?” Rainbow asked with a groan.

AJ rolled her eyes at the question. Sure, Rainbow was her bestie, but nowhere did they share as big a difference as they did with music. “Hey shut it, RD. We agreed, you could listen to what you wanted on the way there and I would get it on the way back. Besides, it’s not like your garbage metal is any better.”

“Don’t mess with metal, it’s twenty times better than you’re old-school show tunes,” Rainbow replied.

“Bull,” replied Applejack. “Your metal has tried to ‘tough it out’ in the rain for far too long and now it’s nothing but a weak and rusted piece of mediocrity.”

“It’s still better than your shit,” replied Rainbow. The two sat in silence with only the radio playing, then Rainbow Dashed asked a question. “Do you think we got enough food for everypony?”

“Rainbow, there’s only eighteen of us at the house, six who happen to be kids, we arrived at the checkout with four full grocery carts. I ended up paying a little over six hundred bits for everything. So yeah, I’d say we have more than enough food.” Applejack answered.

Rainbow Dash raised her eyebrows at this. She had expected it to be a lot, but not quite so much. She hadn’t been at the counter when AJ was paying for everything. Instead, Rainbow had been looking at movies to rent from a nearby rental box. There had been some interesting titles, so she got them.

The rest of the ride was pleasantly quiet as they made their way back to the beach house. Twenty minutes later, they were pulling up to the house and started the long process of bringing in the groceries.

The house that Twilight had rented for them was massive. It was a twenty-two thousand square foot house at three stories and a brick front. It had twenty bedrooms, twenty-two bathrooms, a balcony on the second floor at the back of the house, a formal dining room, ballroom, workout room, two game rooms, a movie room with a huge hundred and fifty inch television, a library that took up a thousand square feet. Heck, the main kitchen took up a little over five hundred square feet. The kitchen had a large see through door refrigerator, a top open freezer, two ovens, an eight burner stove top, a separate grill, a prep island, and a walk-in pantry. The house was normally rented by the elite of Canterlot, Manehatten, or Applewood who wanted to take a “break” from the city.

The Mane 6 had been able to get this place after Princess Celestia discovered that it was Prince Blueblood who ate the Black Forest Chocolate Cherry Cake that she was saving. The prince wasn’t happy about losing his vacation spot, but it was better than the alternative; making a new cake for his Aunt from scratch.

With the food put away, Applejack and Rainbow Dash headed upstairs to change into their swimsuits before heading outside. With the house so large, the bedrooms were also spacious. The CMC and Dinky were in one room, each with double sized bed, and Spike was bunking with Rumble and both had queen sized beds. Except for Derpy and her husband, Dr. Hooves, everypony else had their own bedroom; each complete with a full size bathroom.
Applejack changed quickly in to her one piece leotard swimsuit. The swimsuit was navy in color and simple in design. She didn’t get fancy with her swimsuits like Rarity did; she just needed something to swim in.

Applejack stepped out of her room and walked down to Rainbow Dash’s room. She knocked on the door hard and yelled, “Ready RD?”

“I’m coming Applejack,” Rainbow yelled back before opening the door a moment later. Unlike Applejack, Rainbow Dash was wearing a two piece sports swimsuit. It was black with light blue on the sides.

“Come on,” Applejack said, beckoning her friend to follow her.

“Eager to lose?” Rainbow asked as they walked down the stairs.

Applejack merely rolled her eyes at her friend’s antics, to use to them to let them rile her up. They would have fun with their beach and summer themed sports contest and let bygones be bygones. Of course, by “have fun”, Applejack really meant, “beat Rainbow Dash into the ground.”

The two stepped out onto the porch behind the house and began the short walk down to the beach where everypony else was at. Applejack saw that her younger sister was and her friends were building sand castles. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle were both wearing cute one piece swimsuits, while Scootaloo was wearing a modest two piece like her hero, Rainbow Dash. Rarity was tanning while Spike was fanning her with a dopey love struck look on his face. Rarity had on a rather small bikini that didn’t seem appropriate with foals around, but Applejack didn’t say anything. Spike was wearing a pair of bright green swim trunks. Twilight was with Fluttershy looking at hermit crabs and comparing them to the ones pictured in her hermit crab study book. Twilight wore her usual purple leotard and Applejack was surprised to see Fluttershy in a white bikini. Thunderlane and Applejack’s coltfriend, Soarin, appeared to be losing a volleyball match to Bulk and Derpy. With Dr. Hooves as referee and Rumble and Dinky cheering the two sides on. Thunderlane, Soarin, and Bulk were wearing dark blue swim trunks that had their Wonder Bolt numbers stitched into the side. Thunderlane and Bulk were still trainees; with Soarin as the only official Wonder Bolt among them. Derpy was wearing a modest yellow leotard; Dinky was wearing the same to match her mother and Dr. Hooves was wearing dark green swimsuit. Applejack had to wince at the game; normally Derpy was slightly clumsy. However, she turned into Nightmare Moon when you put her in a volleyball match.

To the right was a large collection of rocks where the beach began and to the left spread the sandy white beach for about a couple of miles. In front, Applejack was greeted with the sight of the crystal clear ocean. All and all it was a very beautiful beach. There wasn’t a scrap of trash anywhere and the water didn’t look dirty like you would see in some of the larger cities that were next to the coast.

As she looked about, Applejack noticed that she didn’t see her brother Macintosh or his girlfriend, Applejack’s friend, Pinkie Pie. As she approached everypony, she asked, “Have any of y’all seen Big Mac and Pinkie? Rainbow and I just stocked the kitchen full of food, so I was hoping they’d do lunch for us.”

Everypony thought for a moment when they had last seen the two. Apple Bloom recalled and said, “I saw them walk past those rocks not to long after they started walking on the beach. It must have been about ninety or so minutes ago.”

“Seems an odd place to walk off to.” Applejack said aloud. Behind those rocks the beach was a bit dangerous; large rocks in the sand hadn’t been removed so it was possible to cut your bare feet on them. There were also shallow pools of water from when it was high tide that had small animal life living in it. On occasion, jellyfish would up beached. Which in turn, could cause somepony to be stung by them. Add in the trash with everything else and it really didn’t seem like the ideal place to bring your special somepony.

“Well, let’s go see what they’re up too,” replied Rainbow Dash.

“Hey, I bet we could get some nice shells and rocks for our sand castles,” Sweetie Belle commented.

“Then let’s head over with them,” suggested Scootaloo; who was really just looking for an excuse to be close to her hearo. Sure the sand fort (Yes, fort. Castles were to girly) was nice and all but, being next to Rainbow Dash was so much cooler.

Apple Bloom merely shrugged her shoulders and followed along as she didn’t want to be left behind.

“I bet we could find some interesting sea animals to study in the tide pools,” Twilight commented. Turning to Fluttershy she asked, “Shall we join them as well?”

“Yes,” the shy mare replied softly. “I hope we get a chance to see some Starfish, Sea Palm, and maybe even some Shrimp.” Fluttershy said as She and Twilight hurried to join the rest of the group going over.

After just a couple of minutes of walking the group of seven was nearly at the rocks; when they suddenly heard a strange moan, that sounded rhythmic in nature, emanate from beyond the rocks. Every the curious mare, Applejack sped up her walking and rounded the corner in a blur. What she saw when she rounded the corner caused all thoughts to vanish from her head, all except one that is. ‘Faust above I wish I was blind,’ Applejack thought to herself. There, in front of her, was her brother and her friend engaged in a heated round of sex.

Pinkie was as naked as a jaybird, her hooves dangling several inches above the sand and judging by the bulge of her stomach, Big Mac was sheathed completely in her. With each thrust into her, her massive heaving breasts would rise up before falling back down. At the apex of her breast’s fall, they would shake before starting their rise back up. During that shake, small rivulets of breast milk could be seen spraying forth from Pinkie’s nipples.

Macintosh had his hands tightly on Pinkie’s hips. He would lift her up and up until only the tip of his member remind inside her. Then, slam her back down forcibly. With each thrust he would grunt and groan deeply.

Applejack had watched this for only a few seconds, but it felt like an eternity. “WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOIN’ ON HERE!?” She yelled out. It was only a spilt second later that she heard the exclamations of the others and remembered that she wasn’t the only one who had just caught her brother putting a bun in Pinkie’s oven.

Macintosh and Pinkie slowly turned to face them. Once they saw who it was watch them, Macintosh grew stiff with shock; while Pinkie shuddered as Mac released inside of her. After the torrent of sperm stopped filling her womb, Pinkie looked over at her friends and said, “Hey girls… Um, this is exactly what it looks like,” as she scratched the back of her head.

“The two of you had better have a good explanation for this,” Applejack said as she glared at the two of them.

That Night

*Squeak*

*Squeak*

*Squeak*

‘I’m going to kill them,’ Applejack thought to herself as she laid in her bed. It hadn’t taken long for what her brother and Pinkie had done to spread to the others, as Rainbow Dash wouldn’t shut up about it and Pinkie wasn’t denying any of it. ‘Kill ‘em and tell Faust they disappeared,’ Applejack continued.

The hardest part had been explaining it to the kids. At least it wasn’t until the kids informed them they already knew what Macintosh and Pinkie had been doing. Apple Bloom had reminded her that they lived on a farm and had seen what had happened when the cows, sheep, pigs, chickens, ducks, goats, dogs, and cats did it. Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Dinky had already been given the talk with their parents. Spike had been given an assignment on the subject why they had still been living in Canterlot and Rumble had once walked in on Thunderlane when he was with a mare.

For the rest of the afternoon, Applejack had kept her eyes on her brother and Pinkie. The two remained close, but did nothing more than touch hands. After a rather cool dinner, everypony retired to their rooms. A few hours after climbing into bed and turning out the lights is when the squeaking started. The squeaking of bedsprings.

‘Those two idjits still haven’t gotten enough of each other?’

“So, how long until anypony realizes it isn’t Macintosh and Pinkie, put us?” Derpy asked huskily as looked down at her husband; as she bounced up and down his thick shaft.

“Other than Macintosh and Pinkie themselves, I don’t see anypony else thinking it’s us having sex,” groaned out Dr. Hooves in reply.

“I suppose being married for eight years, causes everypony to think our sex life is dead.”

“Did they forget we were married when we were thirteen?” Dr. Hooves thought aloud.

“I think they do,” replied Derpy.

A few minutes later Derpy cried out in pleasure as she came and her husband released his cum deep in her womb. Derpy collapsed on top of him as she came down from her pleasure high. After a few moments of resting she rolled to his side; his flaccid member pulled out of her with a sticky pop.

Derpy looked at her husband and asked, “Do you ever regret getting married at such a young age?”

Dr. Hooves blinked in surprise and looked over it his wife. After thinking for a moment and gathering his thoughts he said, “I know it may not have been the dream wedding you wanted for us, but no I don’t regret it. If I hadn’t married you and shown your parents that I was able to take care of us, they would have taken you away. Life may have been difficult for us at first, but life without you and our children would be unlivable. You are the proton to my neutron.”

“Aww,” Derpy gushed. “You still say the corniest, romantic things ever. I love you too, darling.” She then leaned over and kissed him deeply. “We should get some sleep now. We’ll have a lot to explain in a few hours.”

With that the couple turned off the lights and settled in for a quick sleep.

Author's Note

I hope everyone enjoyed the story, please feel free to comment.