Brains meets Banter

by Ultron6

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Slice of Life
Length: 787

Brains meets Banter

Comedy Gold, the new pony, has landed a spot as a friend to five of the mane six. He's stunned to meet the final member. (One-Shot)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-11 22:00:01 UTC

Meeting Sparkle

Meet Comedy Gold!

The male pony colored a nice shade of brunette and given a nice shade of humor. He was just a new resident to Ponyville who was in search of good neighbors he could rely on. After all, a friend in need is a friend in deed...or maybe, it was the other way around. Anyways, It wasn't long before this town gave him just that from above...When Rainbow Dash accidentally crashed into him. They had since gotten off on a friendly note, and before he knew it he was on his way to meet her closest friend AppleJack. The earth pony named that was apparently obsessed with apples and took Comedy to a friend who was obsessed with animals, Fluttershy. She was not a very social looking pony but she could make conversation when she put her mind to it. The most recent friend he'd made was a mare named Pinkie pie for good reason. She was actually like himself, only she favored pranks only slightly more than jokes.

Speaking of jokes, he was currently finishing telling a joke to the five ponies. "BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Teeheehee! Oh, you're funny as you say you are!"

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE*SNORT*HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE..."

Comedy gold smirked, satisfied as always with making his new friends laugh hysterically over his jokes. It pleased him to know he had so many new friends to help him out in ponyville, even if all of them were mares. Even with that, it seemed they weren't bad friends to hang around. He had a feeling that Pinkie pie would definitely become his nest friend at some point. "Wait, wait! In have another one! A Teacher said to her students:  'Anypony who thinks he's not smart may stand up!'. When no one said anything, the Teacher stated: 'Im sure there are someponies who think that!'. Then Little Johnny stands up, and the Teacher smiles: 'Oh, Johnny do you think you're not?' Little Johnny responds: 'No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

"SNRKT!" Rarity covered her muzzle with a hoof and shook with the struggle to contain her laughter.

"Oh, you gotta stop bro!" Rainbow giggled. "We're gonna pass out!"

"Heh! Wouldn't want that!" Comedy responded, before he caught sight of a structure from the corner of his eye. He peered at the huge tree sprinkled with windows and roofs and paint in curiosity. "Is...that the Library?"

"Yep!" Pinkie squealed and bounded up to the door ahead of them. "This is where Twilight lives, remember? Like when we told you four minutes ago?"

"Uh...yeah. I remember."

Rarity used her hoof to knock gently on the door three times. "Oh Twiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiight! It's your dear friends here tro introduce you to someone!"

"Huh? I mean, Just a second!" A muffled voice said from within, before the door opened twelve seconds later. "Sorry girls ,had to clean up a bit."

Comedy Gold's eyes were 'this' close to popping out of their sockets and his jaw might have been dislocated with the speed at which his jaw dropped. This was by far the most gorgeous made he'd ever seen in his life, a wondrously beautiful creature. Her coat was slick  shining purple, slightly covered by an amazing violet mane style running from her forehead to her luscious tail and sporting a sparkling design as her cutie mark.  The mare had hypnotizing eyes above the cutest little snout in the world; a snout that housed the most kissable lips...

"Well, that's okay!" Fluttershy quietly stated. "We just wanted to introduce you to our new friend, Comedy Gold!"

Twilight was either blind, or just decided to not notice his awed expression. "Comedy Gold, huh? You sound like someone Pinkie Pie would just LOVE..." The mare blinked when he didn't respond, and glanced at the rest of her friends before looking back at the equally aged stallion. "...uh...Hello? Hellooooo? Are you oka....Uh, you do realize you're drooling right? Hello? Hello!"

Applejack blinked at Comedy Gold before his slapping his shoulder once. He snapped out of it rather quickly after that. "...HI! MY NAME IS COMEDY GOLD! NICE TO MEET YOU!"

Twilight cringed slightly. "I...I know your name. They just told me it."

"Are you feeling okay?" Rainbow inquired curiously, and he rounded on her with an embarrassed face.

"NOTHING! I'M JUST FINE!" He grinned nervously. "It's that she's so hot--I MEAN PRETTY! SHE LOOKS PRETTY TODAY!"

"Oh. Is that all?" Twilight blushed, apparently not catching the part about her being hot. "Gee, I don't think I've ever had anypony say anything like that!...well, of the male persuasion anyways. Would you and everypony else like to come inside?"

"...yes ma'am." His heart fluttered, and the non-alicorn members of the mane six watched suspiciously as he followed Twilight lovingly.