A Pony's Dream

by birdyluv0

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Colgate, Doctor Whooves, Princess Luna, Octavia, Comedy, Random, Derpy Hooves, Crossover
Length: 1069

I wonder what the ponies dream about. Well, I guess we will find out. Has a crossover tag because one chapter is related to Doctor Who.

Ever wondered what ponies dream about it? Well, here you have it.

I can only have a maximum of 5 main characters below. So, I'll just put the ones I will use in the first few chapters.
Just a little something extra for the episode Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep.

My first story that is rated "Everyone", and also my first comedy story.

Published 2015-07-12 05:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-12 05:40:01 UTC

Derpy Hooves

A Pony's Dream: Derpy Hooves

The Normal Dream

Muffins. Muffins everywhere. Flying muffins. Strawberry muffins. Chocolate muffins. Frosted muffins - wait, that's a cupcake. Winged muffins fly around in the sky, performing little flying feats. And then there is the random zap apple muffin that just did a Sonic Rainboom.

Derpy Hooves sits at a table eating a muffin. The shops surrounding her are gigantic muffins. And every one of them is a muffin shop. And... the ground was a muffin too. Well, you can never have too many muffins. And... Derpy Hooves continues to eat her muffin. She watches the flying muffins perform their aerial feats, their show bathing her in awe. Suddenly, Derpy Hooves begins to grow bigger. And bigger. And bigger still. And now she is as big as a house. She looks across the vast muffin landscape and sees Sweet Apple Acres. Only it isn't Sweet Apple Acres; it's Sweet Muffin Orchards. Because where would muffins grow otherwise?

With a mighty flap of her wings, Derpy Hooves lifts herself off of the ground and flies towards Sweet Muffin Orchards. In the distance, she can see muffin trees. Yes, muffin trees. The muffins grow on the trees like apples do. But are there even apples in Muffinville? Derpy Hooves glances up at the sky, and sees that the large glowing muffin is still high in the sky. Still time to do some muffin-bucking.

She lands and attempts to go through the door into the main barn. And... she's too big to fit through the door. She uses her hooves to lift the barn off of it's foundation, and she carefully places it over the muffincorn crop. She grabs a basket with her hooves, promptly crushing it with her gigantic features. Oh well; it's not like you can't buck muffins without a basket. She turns away from the area, leaving the barn to lie on the muffincorn. She walks towards the orchard when suddenly...

The Nightmare

A muffin hops off of one of the trees and opens its mouth, fangs showing. They drip with venemous... frosting. Oh well. Still terrifying. The Tantabus flies around, infecting more trees and causing more fanged-muffins to jump off the trees and run at Derpy Hooves. Derpy Hooves steals a glance behind her, and watches as the Muffin-family barn turns into a gigantic, horrifying monster muffin. With green eyes. Because green eyes are scary. It looks like they have a reddish tint to them as well. Red-green eyes. Terrifying.

Suddenly, one of the trees that has not been infected by the Tantabus yet explodes in a cloud of blue mist, turning into the beautiful Princess of The Night. A war cry is emitted from the throat of the Night Princess.

"You shall not get away this time, Tantabus!" she yells, throwing herself into a full gallop as she races towards the Tantabus. The Tantabus seems to stop and stare at her, before disappearing into the hole in one of the muffin trees. Princess Luna growls, launching herself into the same hole to follow the Tantabus. It's a wonder she actually fit through that hole. Because that hole is like, 20 times smaller than her.

Derpy Hooves just stares, looking at the spot where Princess Luna had stood just a second ago. But... there were still terrifying fanged-muffins and that red-green-eyed monster muffin to deal with.

Author's Note

Muffins.
Now I'm hungry. I think I shall go get myself a muffin.

Doctor Whooves

A Pony's Dream: Doctor Whooves

The Normal Dream

The TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space) flies through the time vortex and a very fast speed. The Doctor runs around, checking everything to make sure that everything is stable. For some reason, he did not have a companion. And he found that very odd since he had just been traveling with Derpy Hooves yesterday! It's not like she died. Or did she? Nah, that wouldn't have happened.

He grips his Sonic Screwdriver in his mouth, then suddenly wonders why he is holding it. There is no use for it at the moment. There aren't any doors to unlock, any airtight seals to open, any security cameras to destroy, any random violently-spinning Christmas trees to blow up, any explosives to detonate, any teleports to disable, or even any champagne bottles to uncork. He sticks it back in his pocket, but suddenly has the urge to pull the Sonic Screwdriver back out again. So he takes it out. And it still has no use at the moment.

The TARDIS lands, and The Doctor trots confidently towards the door. He pulls it open and finds himself... on a beach. And there is a random red mare in front of him. She just stares. And... it's getting kind of creepy. It's like she's trying to see into his soul... wait, how could anypony even do that?

"Why hello," says The Doctor, when suddenly...

The Nightmare

...a brick wall shows up right in front of the doorway.

"What the hay?" yells The Doctor, pounding his hooves on the wall. Nope - it's solid. Not an illusion. And he still has the Sonic Screwdriver in his mouth. A blue smoke thingy weaves in and out of the TARDIS controls. The Doctor hears and feels the TARDIS preparing to go somewhere.

"No! What the hay is going on?" he yells, frantically trying to calm the controls. With no luck. Pressure builds up in the TARDIS, and the cloister bell starts going off. It seems like an explosion is imminent. Suddenly, The Moon Princess appears out of nowhere and flies straight at the Tantabus.

"Get back here, you! Stay in my dreams! Stop harming the innocent citizens of Ponyville!" she roars, chasing the Tantabus around the TARDIS. She stops for a second and stares at The Doctor.

"Nice Sonic Screwdriver," she replies, before turning her attention back to the task at hand. How does she even know what a Sonic Screwdriver is?

Suddenly, a crack appears on the side of the TARDIS. The Tantabus flies through it, Princess Luna close behind. The Doctor just stares at the crack, ignoring the impending explosion of the TARDIS.

Author's Note

That crack has always creeped me out. I don't know. It just seems to be something about the shape of it. It could give me nightmares.
And yes, Doctor Who for the win.